Why can't boomers understand that there is no pause button for online games?

Why can't boomers understand that there is no pause button for online games?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go to the bathroom NOW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noo, nooo yeeet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I once peed my pants because i didn't want to pause a game and my parents grounded me for that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They should have aborted you instead

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe you should move out anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am out, i'm just speaking about the good ol days of yore

    • 2 weeks ago
      saucy

      sweet

      I always wanted to live in College Point

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't boomers understand that there is no pause button for online games?
    Try telling that to my wife! She's always "the toddler just had a blowout diaper I need help cleaning it right now!" and I try telling her you cannot pause League of Legends. She then fires back that I used to pause my game all the time in Dota 2 and that's why she hates Riot Games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do i have to install kernel spyware to play league now? just seeing the game makes me want back in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >do i have to install kernel spyware to play league now?
        Yes and since the Vanguard update every 1-3 games my game will freeze up for 5 seconds at a time. Lost a ranked game last night when my game froze right before a big dragon fight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She needs to be reminded of her place

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but
        >cleaning up baby shit is being a resposible parent
        that's literally the mothers role. His is to provide and protect. God we have fallen so far

        How's the new Switch?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underage/manchild thread

      >do i have to install kernel spyware to play league now?
      Yes and since the Vanguard update every 1-3 games my game will freeze up for 5 seconds at a time. Lost a ranked game last night when my game froze right before a big dragon fight.

      >playing fricking league of legends is more important to me than being a responsible father and parent
      Lmao how do moronic manchildren even end up breeding?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but
        >cleaning up baby shit is being a resposible parent
        that's literally the mothers role. His is to provide and protect. God we have fallen so far

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >provide and protect
          >by playing league of legends instead of taking care of your kid
          This is pathetic lol imagine going "SOCIETY MOMENT" in a thread like this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a man's not allowed leisure time?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            for

            >provide and protect
            >by playing league of legends instead of taking care of your kid
            This is pathetic lol imagine going "SOCIETY MOMENT" in a thread like this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >leisure time
            >with league of legends
            lel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is classified as child abuse. Grow up and stop playing this goyslop for losers.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't there one?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When my kids are playing Among Us and I need them to do a chore or something I tell them to pause their game. When they say they can't I reply with "the Switch has a standby button, don't try to tell me you can't pause it." Some day they're going to look back and realize "Dad played online games growing up, he must have known we couldn't pause and was just saying that to get us mad." The best dad jokes are subtle trolling.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he must have known
      More likely your kids are going to just think you're moronic and forgot your own childhood because of lead poisoning or something.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not instantly leaving your ranked match to help your mom with the laundry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That old witch can do the laundry herself, she raised me always saying that i'm a failure and good for nothing. I just wait until she croaks so i can snatch the inheritance from her cold dead hands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she raised me always saying that i'm a failure and good for nothing
        And look at you know. A pathetic ass failure who spends his time on a fringe board full of psychopathic pedophiles. Looks like your mom was right. Feel sorry for her that she birthed such a loser.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So what's your excuse, fellow lurker?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boomers
    This but really, in 2024 it's Gen Xers since those are also parents to many Zoomies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genxers can't even clean up their own rented apartment, much less raise a child properly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen Xers are like 42 at youngest. If they're still renting apartments then that's just sad.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell them it's like a movie theater: there's too many people to give any one of them the power to pause it.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BONG
    BONG
    BONG
    NEED A DISPENSER HERE
    BONG
    BONG

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Online games are trash, get out of my game.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh boy I sure do hate hecking boomerinos so much
    People who talk like this in reality just resent their own parents for really shallow petty reasons
    Not surprising given than we're on Ganker - NEET & troony Central

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >People who talk like this in reality just resent their own parents for really shallow petty reasons
      This and its generally underages too, and if they actually say what it's about it boils down to shit like "UGH YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY MOM KEEPS TELLING ME TO MAKE MY BED AND TAKE OUT THE TRASH I HATE THIS b***h SO MUCH"

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If my kids are going to think at all then that by itself is already not too bad of a result

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ANON TURN OFF YOUR GAME AND GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW
    >can you put this away even though the place where it goes is literally 2 feet away from me?
    >thats it you can go back to your game

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ANON
    >what?
    >silence
    >ANONNN
    >WHAT?
    >silence
    >ANOOOOOOON

    WHY ARE THEY SO FRICKING DEAF? I FRICKING ANSWERED YOU. WHAT THE FRICK DO YOU WANT?

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