Why can't other developers compete with Nintendo?

Why can't other developers compete with Nintendo?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming is dead

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't want to make video games.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't other developers compete with Nintendo?

    The gulf in talent between Nintendo every other developer is truly worrying.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gulf in talent between Nintendo every other developer is truly worrying.

      Developers generally learn from Nintendo. Most video games are borrowing from Nintendo in one way or another. But it may take several years before they catch up to TotK.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most video games are borrowing from Nintendo in one way or another
        Don't forget Sonic Team. Damn near every Third person cinematic game rips off and simplifies Sonic's Homing Attack down to a single button press instead of two.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >every Third person cinematic game rips off and simplifies Sonic's Homing Attack

          wut

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You heard me. Press the melee button in one of those cinematic experience games. The player character homes in on the nearest enemy if it's in range sliding as if they were on ice-skates and then once homed in the attack animation plays.
            It's simplified since Sonic's requires a jump first meaning they cut out an input before the homing attack takes place.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Real

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna know something even more funny. Sonic Adventure was the first game to have animated cutscenes with actual lip flaps. I mean they look really funny now but back that you didn't see that in games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ubisoft has been the same kind of bloated shit for years
        >"It will take YEARS for developers to catch up with something that was already derivative"
        Imagine thinking the guy was talking about BotW when he said that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo is unironically the premier Japanese studio to work at, so they get all the best Japanese devs

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snoybros... What happened? I thought our bribes to reviewers to score it low would work... We still have the user score to bomb...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy has to actually make games to have them reviewed

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We tried...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sony bonus exis-

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe they should try copying the bonus.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cry.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe they should try copying the bonus.

              >paid journalism is now ok
              so tired of your hypocrisy, BlackRock Nintend𐐬 shills

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're a f-u-r-g-i-n lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sony bonus can't exist, because they don't make any games.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOTC is Japanese.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            SOTC was developed by Team ICO and a studio literally called Team Japan

            holy frick you're moronic, like wow, it's mindblowing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >SOTC remake

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All Stars Battle Royale
          You know this really should've been a redflag that Sony had to change course when all of their most "iconic" characters couldn't be used since they didn't own them and the owners said "nah not interested" That should've been the time they went all in on new IPs that have a strong identity and don't cost multiple internal organs to develop. Now here we are over a decade later and it's biting them in the ass because one single dev might be pulled away from them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn take me down memory lane. This is one old pic.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is everything getting so much worse

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jews.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Americucks

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        jews, social media, left leaning men.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pursuit of profits with the least amount of money put into the budget as possible.
        Too many corners cut. Too much rushed production.
        The average person is too battered and bruised from the cruelty of life to care about the actual quality of the movie. As long as it distracts them from their depression for at least an hour and a half or more, then they're content

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          So, capitalism?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          people look at each other and think that "well, everyone deserves this, theyre so shitty" but theyre likely only as bad as they are because theyre completely exhausted.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        P2W

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The best movies of all time all came out after 2014
      No one trusts RT and critics, right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No one trusts RT and critics, right?

        I only care about MY OWN opinion.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how can I become a shill for Niᥒtend𐐬?
          i'm looking for a job and getting paid to post shit like this sounds fun and easy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >how can I become a shill for Niᥒtend𐐬?

            Can't you read? I literally have my Switch HACKED. How am I a shill? lmao

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              c'mon man. throwing "hack" just so people don't call you an obvious shill is an old tactic.
              anyone with a brain can see through this ploy

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >critics opinion don't count!
                >your opinion doesn't count!
                >game developers opinion don't count!
                >nothing counts!

                Why are you like this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >critics opinion don't count!
                >your opinion doesn't count!
                >game developers opinion don't count!
                I pick all of the above.

                >a cut scene is "holding the game back"

                ?????

                Yes. I bought a video game, not a visual novel.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TotK is a visual novel

                LMFAOO holy shit. Biblical levels of seethe and cope.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that's ACgay. He's not seething or coping. He's just incredibly moronic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, that's ACgay. He's not seething or coping. He's just incredibly moronic.

                Apparently it is, if the story being taken out offends the fandom so much. Whatever happened to the amazing gameplay you guys spoke of? But if I say that I skipped all the story parts because they're terrible, and I think they should be removed, suddenly I've removed the soul from the game?

                You're the guys arguing that TLOU is a masterpiece because it lectures you about bigot sandwiches and gender politics.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's not a real game if it has cutscenes!
                Fair enough. Here's 6 minutes of cutscenes from Terraria.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're replying to hours old posts as if they're still here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's ACgay. He's still here. He hasn't left this board for a month straight.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow you got here fast, thought you would reply to more hours old posts before getting here.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is this an insult at all. Does your opinion really change every few hours? Are your posts from a few hours ago not relevant somehow?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                First time encountering ACgay?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                opinion don't count!
                paid journalism
                >>your opinion doesn't count!
                there's a chance you are shill
                >game developers opinion don't count!
                they can be biased or bought
                counts!
                reviews from people who actually own the product like Steam user reviews are the only reviews I trust, but personally, I trust video gameplays on youtube more than anything else.
                My opinion matters the most to me

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No opinions count, but your own

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No opinions count, but your own

                Already posted mine here

                >No one trusts RT and critics, right?

                I only care about MY OWN opinion.

                Way before a single review dropped. Imagine my surprise when everyone agreed with me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                who is eveyone?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who DOESN'T think TotK is amazing? Name some people. I'll wait.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who should actually be counted as having a legitimate opinion? moronic movie lovers who look at a non-playable cutscene and think "wow this is great, I wish there was more of this"

                If the webm here

                I don't. I just hate when a game is flaunted as perfect, but it has disgusting trash holding it back. Like webm related, something you'd see in a snoy movie.

                doesn't immediately send you into a frothing disgust and rage, you hate video games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for you to name some people who DON'T think TotK is amazing.

                Who doesn't like it? Who isn't impressed by it? Who isn't having fun playing it? Who?

                YOU?! Ok lol go play a shitter game then instead of being assmad.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who doesn't like it? Who isn't impressed by it? Who isn't having fun playing it? Who?
                Me. And since I'm not a disgusting movie lover, my opinion matters more than anyone else. Find me a fellow gameplay enthusiast who actually loves video games, and then we'll talk.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't find anyone huh?
                You're on your own, screeching into the abyss. Have fun playing PONG.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never enjoy a video game. All you care about is the cinematic reward at the end, telling you how to feel and what to think, because the idea of making your own fun is boring to you. When you claim that TOTK is about making your own fun, you don't understand the true meaning of that. At the end of the day you don't care about playing the game, you just want the story to pat you on the back for being a good slave to the plot and NPCs. I can enjoy Pong because it doesn't tell me what to think. It doesn't dictate politics to me, or tell me to vote for a political party. It is true, unfettered freedom, something you will never be able to enjoy.

                I pity those who cannot enjoy such freedom.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                cope tf2 troony. totk is the goat. the fimnal boss of gaming as a medium

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOL Now in a year 2023 gamers are finally ready for NUTS AND BOLTS
                Any person with a fricking brain doesn't like it. Because it's a shitty copy-pasted game for moronic children.
                "Developer perspective" lol If you have nintendo-tier brainwashed audience and can ship a 16gb of reused assets for decade old hardware and people will eat it up what kind of "developer perspective" can even be there? It's unachievable for anybody else.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Me. It's just BOTW with a gimped physics building system glued to it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody cares about your shit taste son. Continue screeching on Ganker. Hope it all works out for you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ask for opinion
                >get opinion
                >start screeching while claiming others are screeching
                You not take your meds today?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I asked who doesn't like TotK. And the only person you could come up with was YOU.

                Not very convincing squirt.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But he is literally right? Read developers interviews. That's exactly what they did. They didn't even fricking programmed anything. HAVOC did everything for them already

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't hate it. It's way better than BotW which was a massive let down but the ridiculous amount of unwarranted praise makes it very hate-able.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm right here

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do. TOTK didn't fix any glaring issues from BOTW and copy pasted the entire map again, but now everything is dark. The build thing is simply not appealing at all and the menu hopping is disgusting.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's 6/10.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the only people who don't like TotK are 3 or 4 unhinged tweens on a hentai pedo image board on the ass-end of the internet?

                Interesting...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, worse than that. It's deranged schizos who demand Sony be seen as the pinnacle of gaming so they can pretend they have a "mature" hobby on the level of film. May of them have managed to dox themselves in incredibly moronic ways. It'd be funny if it wasn't so pathetic and they weren't so schizophrenic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good. My opinion is that ToTK is a 10/10.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, you don't. Otherwise you'd stop bringing up others and their opinions.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you irrationally hate great video games?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't. I just hate when a game is flaunted as perfect, but it has disgusting trash holding it back. Like webm related, something you'd see in a snoy movie.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a cut scene is "holding the game back"

                ?????

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I simply love watching a cutscene that tells me the moon is red. I wouldn't have noticed otherwise.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cutscene is a very specific trigger point which could impact what decisions the player makes at that moment.

                You can skip it too.

                Don't worry, Nintendo understands video games better than some trannies tween on Ganker.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >which could impact what decisions the player makes at that moment.
                LMAO it only exist to tell you enemies are respawning. If the game doesn't need to remind you which button is jump then it also doesn't need you to tell you ten times about the moon. Also you can only skip it after 10 seconds have already played because it's actually a hidden load screen.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it only exist to tell you enemies are respawning.

                Its a Before and After effect. Pretty important if you're suddenly standing in an enemy camp. You are an embarrassment. Go play dumb 2D games, its all your shitter smooth brain can handle.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Except the game already has a enemies spawning from red smoke effect you see during the last battle where whole groups of enemies just appear out of it. Unlike you I actually finished both games.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You invented a laughable schizo "criticism" and you got BTFO. Take it like a man and learn from it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >schizo
                You have any arguments except projection tendie? Because I can actually play and finish a game without falling into cult practices like your lot.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                This is your life, wasted, for another 7 years. Have fun.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >because it's actually a hidden load screen.
                So you actually do understand it doesn't only exist to tell you enemies are respawning then.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I understand when I see a unskippable cutscene, I know then I'm playing a movie game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                so volvagia was zelda mom all along

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                its a 2 minute cutscene

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              we ain't talking about great videogame though.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is that why you spam journos and clickbait screencaps every other thread, Arthur you fricking homosexual.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      sry bro, but the recently totals real review of Citizen Kane from 1954 is fr fr legit and Black Panther is the best movie ever made.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never looked to Rotten Tomatoes for ANYTHING.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to think and hoped the whole capeshit thing would eventually die out.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I used to think and hoped the whole capeshit thing would eventually die out
        AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
        Are you moronic? Amerisharts praise their dumb capeshit like historians praise Greek Mythos.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the problem is that zoomers lack the attention span to even start watching old kino movies
          Same with game they require constant stimuli.
          for example short easy "puzzles"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAIIIIiiiiieeeeeee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAIIIIiiiiieeeeeee

      OUIIEE OOUIIEE OUIIIIEEeeee

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >goes from 50-100 reviewers to 200-400
      damn thats a lot of paid shills.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the person who made this not notice that new one has lower scores?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The ones on the right have hundreds more reviewers, so their scores actually count as higher.

        Basically a 99% score from 100 reviewers is *worse* for an algorithm than a 96% score with 500 reviewers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left is all shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        zoooom zooooooooooooooom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn lot of great movies came out after 2016.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Inside Out is the only movie on both lists
      That is one of, if not, the most overrated Pixar movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of the industry lmfao
      >critics are le based when they support my favorte companye!!11!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Opencritic
    Sounds like some Twittertroony shit.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another tendie cope thread

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this a lie? With all these Zelda threads, I've seen the 97 score on BotW on OP a lot of time by now, in comparison to TotK's 96

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      opencritic was created a few years ago

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ratings and reviews

    consolebabby, non-enthusiast concerns

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >general consensus of a game's quality doesn't count!

      Don't bother coming here if you're just going to seethe.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. redditor rapefugee

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because any developer would be shit on to no end for remaking a motherfricking nuts and bolts and copy/pasting same map 3 times instead of making a proper sequel to a AAA game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >same map

      Spiderman 2 is going to have a whole new map, r-right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea? Spider-man was a mediocre game tho
        You are delusional if you think it will be praised by every moron to a similar extent

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point is complaining the map is copypasted is disingenuous as frick and completely baseless. I've played for hours in TotK and the world is utterly unrecognisable to me. The wealth of new content is so vast people are actually saying its too much.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it baseless when they objectively reused the same map and added some shit on top of it. Are you mentally ill?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol are you moronic?
            >I've played for hours in TotK and the world is utterly unrecognisable to me
            maybe you need to check out your fricking brain?
            not only they copied BOTW map once. They copied the 2nd time and reversed Z axis and made depth lmao
            Game is full of fricking copy/paste not even maps. Sky islands are mostly copy pasted. Enemies are copy pasted. Outposts are copy pasted. Quests are copy-pasted, all the shitty bloat "challenges" are copy-pasted. Shrines are full of copy-pasted assets.
            It's actual fricking slop for moronic children.
            > The wealth of new content is so vast people are actually saying its too much.
            What fricking content? What fricking NEW content? If you played BOTW you've seen all this shit already. BOTW actually had better puzzles and dungeons. That you couldn't easily skip break with shitty legos and moronic powers

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. He didn't play the game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am playing it right now and looking at copypasted sky islands
                You can literally see several copy-pasted islands on the screenshot and that's literally same fricking area LMAO. This shit is copy-pasted all over everywhere.
                Everything I wrote is 100% true and factual.
                None of you gays showed any arguments for anything.
                Game is OBJECTIVELY a copy-pasted slop.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I Don't see it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's funny because this board was going apeshit when Elden Ring had copypasta caves/crypts.

                But when Zelda does it's okay. Pathetic.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and nothing in ER even remotely was copypasted to this extent

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                utter nonsense, dungeons reused rooms and bosses ALL the time in ER. that said both games reusing assets is fine

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic? TOTK reuses BOTW map TWICE. It reuses sky islands for every region SEVERAL times.
                Most enemies are reused from BOTW. Most weapons and armor are reused from BOTW
                ER is reusing some content from fricking ER, you total imbecile.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game uses it's own assets
                >somehow completely unacceptable
                >le every blade of grass must be a unique and separate asset
                I see you are one of those everything-should-be-a-unique-asset morons. Never thought I'd see on your kind in the wild.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not "everything" But shit TOTK does is totally unacceptable, especially for 70$
                the frick is "its own assets" 90% of assets are from BOTW.
                ER is reusing its uniquely crafted assets. And it got a lot of shit for that when TOTK gets nothing for doing much worse.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ER is reusing its uniquely crafted assets.
                Do you Black folk really expect each and every single dungeon/catacomb in the game to uniquely designed with unique architecture and material? Do you inbreds understand architectural conformity? I can't even begin to fathom how you don't have an aneurism at all the reused enemy assets.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hm? I am expecting a lot more uniquely designed content from a 70$ game yes. Especially when it looks like a gamecube game. It's not an unreasonable expectation too.
                >Do you inbreds understand architectural conformity?
                Yes it is different from straight up copy/paste from this fricking game. Only uniquely crafter sky island is tutorial one and well it is "architecturally conform" for sure lmao. It has frick all to do with all the other islands literally copy fricking pasted with same fricking bring green crystal to the shrine puzzle with the same fricking arena wit ha construct which is the same fricking boss reused how many times like 20? It's just garbage. How can anyone defend that and more importantly fricking WHY?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game is fun
                >play it have fun
                >come to Ganker
                >see moron seething at reused assets
                >How can anyone defend that and more importantly fricking WHY?
                Because it's fun. Something you're clearly incapable of understanding given for you hyperfocus on reused pixels. Absolutely no one in their right minds will go out of there way to make everything a unique model with a unique texture let alone unique texture per UV square. So no, you will never individual hair strands as assets with their own textures.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's fun about it?
                Do you consider doing same task 20 times as "fun"? lol
                >Absolutely no one in their right minds will go out of there way to make everything a unique model with a unique texture let alone unique texture per UV square
                nobody was even trying to make this argument you dumb frick
                Reusing some assets is a far cry from reusing 90% of the previous game (including shit like music and story) and asking 70$ for it

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you consider doing same task 20 times as "fun"?
                I consider straping a rocket to a korok fun. And I'll enjoy it even more from now on knowing you can't enjoy it because each rocket is just a reused asset and so are the koroks.

                >nobody was even trying to make this argument you dumb frick
                You've been kvetching the entire thread about reused assets.

                >(including shit like music and story)
                >Anon doesn't know what a sequel is
                sad, truly truly sad.

                >and asking 70$ for it
                Then don't pay. It's really quite simple.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I consider straping a rocket to a korok fun.
                Sure it's fun first 5 times. What about other 100?
                >You've been kvetching the entire thread about reused assets.
                try using your brains sometimes cause launching koroks sure as frick do not require brain usage
                >>Anon doesn't know what a sequel is
                >sad, truly truly sad.
                moron
                >Then don't pay. It's really quite simple.
                I didn't
                But 10 million morons did

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What about other 100?
                It brings me joy every time I do it.

                >I didn't
                >But 10 million morons did
                Then why are you so rectally ravaged by other people spending their own money? You got a patreon or something?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It brings me joy every time I do it.
                Something tells me your are lying or just autistic.
                I actually don't even mind if people are enjoying it. That's not the point

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Something tells me your are lying or just autistic.
                >joyless moron who can' enjoy a game if each individual blade of grass isn't handmade by a dev can't understand people enjoying things
                Tragic, few such cases exist.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic? TOTK reuses BOTW map TWICE. It reuses sky islands for every region SEVERAL times.
                Most enemies are reused from BOTW. Most weapons and armor are reused from BOTW
                ER is reusing some content from fricking ER, you total imbecile.

                it also didn't cost 70$ and doesn't look like a gamecube game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                tendies have no standards nor critical reasoning skills
                they simply love their slop

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is true. I'm also playing the game, I enjoy it, but all that praise and 10/10 is just mental. It's fun game, but nothing amazing. Just like BOTW feels like the game is unfinished.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you lying about a game you didn’t play?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the lie tho?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The game is chock full of great new legitimately fun content

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like fricking what?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one is going to put together a list for you to summarily dismiss moron, everyone knows how this works

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See? Here's the problem. I put a bunch of lists of problems game has.Yet when I ask you brainwashed morons do the same you literally CAN'T.
                And you dumbass had the AUDACITY to say that I'm lying LOOOL
                just kys

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo engage in my bad faith posts honestly!
                lmao go frick yourself moron. get a hobby that isn't acting like a clown on the internet for attention

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's quite ironic

                If you are asking this question you either 1) haven’t played the game past the tutorial or 2) have the Ganker mind virus and went into this awesome game looking to actively ignore fun content. The game piles great content on you. Everyone but Ganker can see it

                I played enough of it and botw too. I am asking you frickers who say how amazing it is without adding ANY examples to support your fricking position and NONE of you can.
                Your biggest argument is "b-but I am having fun"
                >have the Ganker mind virus and went into this awesome game looking to actively ignore fun content
                Name me content I ignored I'll go do it right fricking now lmao game is currently running

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is “enough of it” more or less than 5 hours

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                What does it matter to you moron? Engage with the argument or frick off
                I dropped BOTW because it ran like shit on a fricking WiiU.
                I intent to beat TOTK cause I'm actually playing it on the emulator with 60 fps so it's a much better experience. Shit doesn't tell me how many hours it was but I imagine something like 50+?
                There's no winning here ANWYAY. It I played 5 hours you morons will say "you didn't play the game" if I beat it it will change to "why are u playing the game if u don't like it lol".
                Most of this shit was obvious after 1 hour btw. I guess you need a bit more maybe like 10? to realize the sheer scope of copypasted content. That's if botw map wasn't enough for you. Which I gave them benefit of a doubt about btw they spent 6 years on this after all.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Got it. You didn’t play the game, so I didn’t read your “opinion”. Play it instead of b***hing about it on Ganker and we can discuss it 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lying moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn’t play for more than 5 hours, you didn’t play it. Hope that helps

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I literally wrote you imbecile that I played at least 50 hours of TOTK
                Like are you actually this moronic?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I dropped botw
                how do know what content is copy pasted if you haven't even played the original content you claim is being copied

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't fricking drop it immediately moron. I finished 3 divine beasts etc. Who fricking CARES anyway? I watched streams too and saw the rest of the game. But do I actually need to do any of that when they copy pasted the whole fricking MAP? And reused all the armor and enemies?
                Why are you even ASKING this instead of DEMONSTRATING how it wasn't actually copied?
                You people are amazingly fricking stupid

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomer things watching other people play games is playing them lmfao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                how is it relevant to copy pasted content?
                Everything is copypasted in this game not only content from BOTW

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >copy pasted the whole map
                oh I didn't realize botw had caves, a pirate invasion at lurelin, the ring ruins at kakariko, lookout point, sky islands and an entire underground area the size of the surface.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you are asking this question you either 1) haven’t played the game past the tutorial or 2) have the Ganker mind virus and went into this awesome game looking to actively ignore fun content. The game piles great content on you. Everyone but Ganker can see it

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The wealth of new content is so vast people are actually saying its too much.
            One random guy trying to hold a sign one content.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            TOTK is based around exploration while Spider-Man is way more linear.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It is LITERALLY copy pasted. Them adding some more stuff onto it does not change that fact.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, unless they decide to set it outside of NY?
        Might be fun if they send him to LA or something.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea? Spider-man was a mediocre game tho
        You are delusional if you think it will be praised by every moron to a similar extent

        I mean, unless they decide to set it outside of NY?
        Might be fun if they send him to LA or something.

        >make spiderman game
        >forget to implement proper physics
        I hate modern AAA gayman.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make a Zelda game
          >forget to implement dungeons, twice

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >forget
            I don't like it, but that was probably intentional.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2023/05/18/no-one-understands-how-nintendo-made-the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom/?sh=12049ea7bfb1
      There are literal studies being conducted on how this game was made. Nintendo did things that should not be possible, things that are baffling all other inferior developers. It is mind-blowing and you are coping hard because your Elden Shit or whatever garbage you shill isn't anywhere near as acclaimed or technically sophisticated.

      TotK=best game ever made by human hands.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There are literal studies being conducted on how this game was made.

        Post studies. I'm interested.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop thinking in articles nintedrone
        How it's not a mystery how nintendo made this game was already discussed earlier in this thread

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >technically sophisticated
        rudimentary baby puzzles are not technical sophistication
        >Nintendo did things that should not be possible
        only thing that should be impossible here is giving 10/10 to a 70$ game that was double copypasted

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We guess it's from employee retention.

    With the Zelda team, they have people there that started on Wind Waker, Twilight Princess, Majora.
    That's 20 years to build on the technical and gameplay aspects of the series in a development team. What other studios have that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      20 years of that and that's all they could come up with? truly fricking pathetic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No other studios can do what Nintendo's first party titles pull off in terms of gameplay.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          what gameplay?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. That's how far ahead Nintendo EAD is.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              can't argue with that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he means the stun locking bing bing wahoo combat against re-skinned enemies from 6 years ago kek

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario
          Spyro is better
          >Pokemon
          it's just a troony clone of Dragon Quest V
          >Zelda
          it's just a Chinese clone of SOTC, Assassin's Creed, Besieged, Far Cry, Banjo and Garry's Mod
          >Metroid
          Castlevania is better

          the only games that Nintend𐐬 made that are worth playing are Smash and Mario sports games

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zelda
            >Chinese
            You're moronic.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spyro is better than Mario
            homie that’s the one of the biggest copes I’ve ever seen. That scaly frick is dead, survived by a remaster of all his games on discount and the scattered remains of those Skylanders toys. Spyro’s catalog can’t even compete with Mario’s spin-offs.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That scaly frick is dead
              How about you go frick yourself? Hmm? You ever think about that? Just go off and frick yourself with a cactus.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Spyro was never good snoy. Just a poor kid’s Mario

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll end your entire existence you tendie frick! I'll torture your soul for all eternity.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anime isn’t good either. Grow up and play a Mario game

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah dude and the simpsons is the best cartoon ever because it's still running right? you should judge the quality of things by the quality of the thing and not by how supported the IP is.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right. I'd say pound for pound Mario's spinoffs (let's just stick to Kart and Party to make it a fair fight) are better quality than all the Spyro mainline games. Do you really believe the Mario mainline platformers are better quality than traditional Spyro platformers?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They care more about pushing their bullshit idpol than making an actual game.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't other developers compete with Nintend𐐬?
    because BlackRock don't buy reviews and press for them

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tick-tock tendies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally a troony.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally a troony.

      So.............This is the power........ of Bloodborn...........

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that fat hideous troony is the patron saint of bloodborne tards? explains a lot

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tendies make trannies look good. Not like nintendo games aren't troony breeding grounds either.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i love jim now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He might be a mentally fricked troon but at least when it comes to game reviews he's at least one of the more honest and critical ones although just as with any reviewer I don't take his 10/10s seriously nothing is fricking perfect.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of Nintendo's game budget for Zelda games go to bribing for good reviews. Simple as.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets rightfully called a shill
    >starts melting down

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slightly better rehash of an already highly rated game gets even better ratings

    How do they do it?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendie bonus

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't have a cultist fanbase like Nintendo

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you. TLoU2 will always be the champion in everyone's eyes and hearts. Just look at how many awards it has. How many awards does Zelda: Tears of Fanboys Playing the Same Game Again have?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo must have broken records bribing people, frick it actually makes sense that's why they were so lazy with this one, why bother when you can just bribe the shit out of everyone and tendies buy it en mass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass
      it would be much less fricking scary if it was just bribes.
      Nintendo somehow actually BRAINWASHED people into thinking that shitty ass game mechanics and insane amounts of copy-paste are a 10/10 godsend.
      It is actually mindboggling

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be naive game journalism is just extremely corrupt

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not ONLY game journalists that can't shut the frick up about how great this fricking game is. That's the problem

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    See

    You're a f-u-r-g-i-n lol

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're [buzzword]

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are you quoting?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    *highest rated dlc

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really understand how people can enjoy some 30fps ugly exploration game so much
    the switch is absolutely awful to play on, and I regret even buying one

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other big publishers don't blacklist gaming journalist if they give bad reviews. They should start to, that way people will finally realize of much of a joke the rating system is,.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo blacklists piracy though

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo should be commended for being the only developer who can release a AAA game which isn't a completely fricking broken mess.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I guess every developer should start copy-pasting maps several time for their AAAA sequels and and 100+ ubisoft towers to hide that fact lmao.
      TOTK development time is a literal fricking DECADE, with simplistic systems on a ancient decade old mobile-phone hardware.
      While it's still inexcusable but at least it's understandable.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ubisoft has been the same kind of bloated shit for years
        >"It will take YEARS for developers to catch up with something that was already derivative"
        Imagine thinking the guy was talking about BotW when he said that.

        Low IQ seething. Many such cases.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Forbes
          >literally a israeli website
          kek, BlackRock homosexuals not even once

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Low IQ morons are the only ones who don't understand "how nintendo made" it LMAO
          I'll tell you how. They copy pasted BOTW map 2 times. Then made sky islands with retextured reused assets and copy-pasted that. THEN they used their existing modified havoc physics engine to slap stolen nuts and bolts on top of triple copypasted map.
          Here. Now you understand exactly how it was made.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stay mad lol. You understand nothing about video games.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >random tendie on twitter
              lmao BlackRock shills are getting so desperate

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How is it a rebuttal? Physic systems were already in place. Nobody told nintendo anything. Team literally was fricking around with it and was bringing aonuma different ideas.
              Also there's enough game breaking shit in this game lmao. This was just a moronic hyperbole as always.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can anyone be so dumb to think that tweet is a "gotchu" moment? Lmao keep dumping your folder homosexual.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Puzzles? There are barely even puzzles in this game lmao. If they even can b e called that.
              If journalists weren't such slop loving gays they would point out how barebones and bad this "physics based puzzles" are. And how game mechanics poorly interact with them more or less negating most content this game even has

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not making any sense, what a waste of post.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but you hate video games because you care more about the story than the actual gameplay.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not making any sense, what a waste of post.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you loved the game, you would despise the non-gameplay moments. When I say "get rid of the cutscenes and dialogue and story" you say "yes, that's a great suggestion, I hate these things and want more gameplay".

                Get rid of the cutscenes and dialogue and story. Now you say.....

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not making any sense, what a waste of post.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How dumb can you be to not understand how they made it?

                Low IQ.

                Take something like the Rewind ability. Moronic low IQ shitters like you will say "its just like Sands Of Time!".

                No it is not. Sands Of Time is just rewinding time. TotK Rewind sends an isolated object back through time while everything else plays out in real time. Take a moment out your fartsniffing life to contemplate how mind-bogglingly difficult it would be to actually design and code this mechanic, and then apply it to an already dynamic interactive world of a hundred different interconnected chemistry systems and have it work with so much polish.

                And that is just ONE tiny aspect of TotK without even touching on the overarching game design.

                You ridiculous tweens understand NOTHING about video games and thats why you are so BAFFLED by the level of praise a game like TotK gets from actual educated adults.

                Why do you love cinematic experiences so much?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                See

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >with little to no noticable jank
              homie have we even played the same game?
              If you want a game with actual fun physics and no jank play pic rel which is unironically a far more impressive game in what it achieves than BotW is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Parrot whose only defence is a folder with dumb articles' screenshots.
          Many such cases, still as a superior being i feel entitled to tell you how much of a coprophogic homosexual you are.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How dumb can you be to not understand how they made it?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >How dumb can you be to not understand how they made it?

            Low IQ.

            Take something like the Rewind ability. Moronic low IQ shitters like you will say "its just like Sands Of Time!".

            No it is not. Sands Of Time is just rewinding time. TotK Rewind sends an isolated object back through time while everything else plays out in real time. Take a moment out your fartsniffing life to contemplate how mind-bogglingly difficult it would be to actually design and code this mechanic, and then apply it to an already dynamic interactive world of a hundred different interconnected chemistry systems and have it work with so much polish.

            And that is just ONE tiny aspect of TotK without even touching on the overarching game design.

            You ridiculous tweens understand NOTHING about video games and thats why you are so BAFFLED by the level of praise a game like TotK gets from actual educated adults.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              What the frick?
              >TotK Rewind sends an isolated object back through time while everything else plays out in real time.
              ARE YOU ACTUALLY moronic? What TOTK does has NOTHING TO DO WITH FRICKING TIME. It just sends object back the fricking way it came. Simple change of fricking xyz coordinates.
              Wait are nintendorones actually moronic enough to think recall ability fricks with "time"? ohnonono
              >Take a moment out your fartsniffing life to contemplate how mind-bogglingly difficult it would be to actually design and code this mechanic, and then apply it to an already dynamic interactive world of a hundred different interconnected chemistry systems and have it work with so much polish.
              holy shit you know NOTHING about how games work. Do you think you need to "measure" shit in-game as if it's real life? ahahah Game engine has all the parameters for all the fricking object by DEFAULT. It literally just MOVES THE OBJECT.
              >And that is just ONE tiny aspect of TotK without even touching on the overarching game design.
              Overraching game design? It's a garbage sandbox for moronic children with bloated copy-pasted "content" Like morons with signs, koroks and shrines. It's trash
              >You ridiculous tweens understand NOTHING about video games and thats why you are so BAFFLED by the level of praise a game like TotK gets from actual educated adults.
              "educated adults"
              Don't fricking make me laugh

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Simple change of fricking xyz coordinates.

                Just stop you fricking moron, you understand nothing about coding. No developer will ever attempt it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                prove it isn't
                >No developer will ever attempt it.
                lol lmao even. Literally any developer can code this shit in something like UE5 in probably hours.
                No developer will attempt to copy apste their game 2 times and slap shitty lego on top of it simply because they will get DESTROYED for doing it. Only nitnendo can get away with this because of brain dead morons like you.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally any developer can code this shit in something like UE5 in probably hours.
                >No developer will attempt to copy apste their game 2 times and slap shitty lego on top of it simply because they will get DESTROYED for doing it. Only nitnendo can get away with this because of brain dead morons like you.

                Jesus Christ. Stay in school kiddo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you love movie games?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"if i keep posting "articles" screenshot, people won't noticed i'm dumb and have no personality"
                Aw, but we knew that from the fact that you are a nintroony. Which one of them are you?

                [...]

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >developers
                >couple of gays from twitter
                Use your brain sometimes instead of shitty articles maybe?
                I know it's pointless arguing with brainded cretins like you but here's a simple fact - switch uses ARM 4 Cortex-A57 cores @ 1.02 GHz. CPU. It's an archaic shitty old as 4 core garbage. Fricking OBVIOUSLY no complex simulations are going on on this decade old CPU. Simply this already tells you that TOTK doesn't do anything complex lol. It uses modified HAVOK physics engine released like 2 decades ago. Both botw and totk physics are simplistic and unrealistic.
                But like... let's say it is a miracle and somehow switch runs some crazy ass physics or systems or whatever. Does it automatically makes game 10/10? It still has empty copy pasted map, with copy pasted quests and enemies from previous game.
                Only fricking miracle here is that people decided that it's acceptable in 2023 for 70$

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do. TOTK didn't fix any glaring issues from BOTW and copy pasted the entire map again, but now everything is dark. The build thing is simply not appealing at all and the menu hopping is disgusting.

                Guys, I'm gonna save you some trouble right now. The person you're arguing with is a literal cultist. I'm not exxaggerating, they will defend anything just because Nintendo did it. I even mindbroke him into defending TLOU and God of War, simply because he needed metacritic to always be right so he could use it in his console war. When pointing out that alot of snoy games also got high scores, he had to immediately backtrack and say "w-well those games are good too, j-just not as good as BOTW". Hel, he even did this with Elden Ring, saying that it was objectively trash that only
                Fromtrannies liked. but then the metacritic score came out, and he immediately damage controlled by saying "u-um, it's a good game I guess".

                He's the most pathetic person on this entire website. Your time is better spent elsewhere than arguing with this... poor excuse for a person.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the most pathetic person on this entire website.
                and you aren't? What a homosexual schizo.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, you should probably stop re-using the same images and repeating the same phrases, because the archive sees everything. 🙂

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's stalking someone
                >He accuses others of being him due to how asshurt he is
                How much of a mindbroken schizoid are you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >right
                Seek help ACgay. TotK utterly shits all of over your favourite game. We all saw this coming years ago. You have no way to cope.

                >calls the guy a "cultist".
                >the guy actually has an PlayStation and Xbox

                Frick sake ACgay stop stalking people you sad loser.

                >look into an archive to check a post someone keeps making
                >AHHHHH STOP STALKING ME

                We're approaching 14 years of you seething over my posts. It's time to let go.

                >B-BUT YOU'RE SEETH-
                You call me a troony and a snoy and a homosexual every single time I post, and for what? Saying that TOTK isnt a 10/10 game? Saying that game journos aren't reliable? You're a joke, and the laughing stock of game enthusiasts everywhere.

                >B-BUT YOU'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK
                I care about good gameplay. You will literally scream in despair if someone spoils a video game story for you. I laugh and continue playing as usual. You will decry other companies for being unoriginal and evil, but will shit on games like Pizza Tower if they're even remotely similar to games you played in the past. But if they're not similar, like Armored Core 6, you also hate on them because they don't have the Nintendo seal of approval. You have nothing of substance to bring to this discussion, and your next post will be a guaranteed ad hominem or ad populum. You can't resist bringing up game journos, or attacking the poster instead of addressing the argument.

                Look at you, while I was typing this post up, you called me a homosexual, a loser, a troony, the works. It's like you can't stop yourself. It's a disease, and at this point I don't even hate you for it. I pity you. Infact, I'm gonna give you a chance to leave this thread and stop obsessing over people who just want to criticize the game. You have like 10+ other threads to discuss the game, right? No need to also be in this one. Hell, I'll let you get the last word in after my post. Watch closely Ganker. This guy will be unable to respond to my post and call me a loser or a moron or whatever. He needs validation from game journalists. He HAS to be right, he needs to be told that he's right. I don't need that. That's why I consider Terraria to be better than TOTK. I don't need that opinion spoonfed to me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You call me a troony and a snoy and a homosexual every single time I post
                Because you are one.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You just proved that
                .

                [...]
                [...]
                >look into an archive to check a post someone keeps making
                >AHHHHH STOP STALKING ME

                We're approaching 14 years of you seething over my posts. It's time to let go.

                >B-BUT YOU'RE SEETH-
                You call me a troony and a snoy and a homosexual every single time I post, and for what? Saying that TOTK isnt a 10/10 game? Saying that game journos aren't reliable? You're a joke, and the laughing stock of game enthusiasts everywhere.

                >B-BUT YOU'RE THE LAUGHING STOCK
                I care about good gameplay. You will literally scream in despair if someone spoils a video game story for you. I laugh and continue playing as usual. You will decry other companies for being unoriginal and evil, but will shit on games like Pizza Tower if they're even remotely similar to games you played in the past. But if they're not similar, like Armored Core 6, you also hate on them because they don't have the Nintendo seal of approval. You have nothing of substance to bring to this discussion, and your next post will be a guaranteed ad hominem or ad populum. You can't resist bringing up game journos, or attacking the poster instead of addressing the argument.

                Look at you, while I was typing this post up, you called me a homosexual, a loser, a troony, the works. It's like you can't stop yourself. It's a disease, and at this point I don't even hate you for it. I pity you. Infact, I'm gonna give you a chance to leave this thread and stop obsessing over people who just want to criticize the game. You have like 10+ other threads to discuss the game, right? No need to also be in this one. Hell, I'll let you get the last word in after my post. Watch closely Ganker. This guy will be unable to respond to my post and call me a loser or a moron or whatever. He needs validation from game journalists. He HAS to be right, he needs to be told that he's right. I don't need that. That's why I consider Terraria to be better than TOTK. I don't need that opinion spoonfed to me.

                is right

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No samegay you proved ME right.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                This kinda seethe is why i follow these treads.
                Laughing.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine typing all this shit out lmao.

                TotK is considered one of the Greatest video games of all time.

                Terraria never will be.

                That is all.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arthur's handler here, he wants you to know that he concedes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calls the guy a "cultist".
                >the guy actually has an PlayStation and Xbox

                Frick sake ACgay stop stalking people you sad loser.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >right
                Seek help ACgay. TotK utterly shits all of over your favourite game. We all saw this coming years ago. You have no way to cope.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Using your metrics RER 2 shits on botw 1.2
                After all it scored a 97 and sold much more in a whiter time frame

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The person you're arguing with is a literal cultist
                No doubt about that... But the problem is that general public is also somehow stupid enough to not see TOTK for what it is.
                Like... I can understand yeah all the funny tik-tok videos are fun and all. But it's literally ultra copy-pasted 70$ game that looks like it's from 2005. In 2023... that's fricking insane

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He's the most pathetic person on this entire website.
                and you aren't? What a homosexual schizo.

                >Samegayging moron

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For Nintendo of course it’s a miracle
                >Take 6 years to make DLC for a game
                >It costs $70 in the Biden economy
                >Still manages to sell like hotcakes anyways

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                name one DLC as big as totk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vast majority of MMO expansion packs
                Ballade of Gay Tony
                The Shivering Isles

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                wrong on all 3 counts, impressive.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                All of them are correct and refuse to admit you’re wrong.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is totk even big tho? It's "bigness" is coming from copying BOTW map 2 times and then copypasting literally everything else like 20(sometimes 100+ like koroks) times. dragons, enemies, bosses, quests, challenges. Even main story temples are basically copypastes.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >copying botw 2 times
                I keep seeing this but as far as I can tell they reused the basic geography while reworking most of what is in that geography only once.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 time is for hyrule 1 for depths
                add all the fricking copy paste they actually did to populate depths too lol it's embarrassing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh ok you're moronic I'll keep in mind to ignore any posts I see making that claim. thanks for the clarification

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the argument moron? Depth is copy pasted botw map but in reverse it's a fricking FACT.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >debate me
                I am not your handler anon, find someone else to entertain you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                debate WHAT? There's nothing to fricking debate

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you moronic? every physics object has an array of vectors that gets updated on whatever physics tick, old cords get pushed out as new cords come in and when the object isn't in motion, the array isn't touched

                when you use recall, it just runs through the cords in reverse

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                this people unironically have no idea what the frick they are talking about lol.
                They UNIRONICALLY think recall rewinds TIME. So fricking stupid lol (time is not even real btw it's literally distance/speed)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Simple change of fricking xyz coordinates
                That's super simple... if it was ONE instance. We're talking every instance in a specified region whether you can see it or not. It then needs to keep recording it's position and last position for the recording then when rewind occurs it needs to do that FOR EVERY INSTACE AFFECTED. How do you not understand THAT'S that impressive part. Same as the Garry's Mod comparisons, yes it's doing the same thing BUT it's doing that in a game where that wasn't the only thing it was built for.
                The impressive part is getting a game with all those systems working cohesively in a fully functional open world with a fully functional physics system, climbing system, cooking system, attack systems with their own mechanics when the comparison games only do one of the mechanics in question.
                The impressive part is that the game isn't suffering nearly as heavily as it should from the multitude of calculations that are taking place as the game runs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it needs to do that FOR EVERY INSTACE AFFECTED
                you mean it needs to effect the parented object and all objects attached to eachother? that's not hard either

                it's even less impressive when you consider how few objects are actually in motion at the same time during general gameplay

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you mean it needs to effect the parented object and all objects attached to eachother?
                Are you pretending to be moronic on purpose?
                >it just needs to affect the parented object and everything attached to it
                It also needs to reattach things, reassign old variables, all at the same time and cover this for 30 seconds.
                Seriously you think it's so easy to do why isn't it a standard in most games?
                We're talking keeping the values for 900 or so frames(at 30fps) for every object in your general vicinity(about one region of distance)
                You want to do the math for how many instances you're keeping track of for 900 frames with minimal loss to performance.
                > how few objects are actually in motion at the same time during general gameplay
                Their data is still being stored and rewritten for those 900 frames

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It also needs to reattach things, reassign old variables, all at the same time and cover this for 30 seconds.
                what? Do you even fricking KNOW how recall works in this game? It does not do ANY of that. It LITERALLY just PHYSICALLY MOVES THE OBJECT. Fricking moron holy shit you don't even know how game you are defending WORKS ahaha
                Of course it's a fricking mystery for you looool

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We're talking keeping the values for 900 or so frames(at 30fps) for every object in your general vicinity(about one region of distance)
                >You want to do the math for how many instances you're keeping track of for 900 frames with minimal loss to performance.
                >> how few objects are actually in motion at the same time during general gameplay
                >Their data is still being stored and rewritten for those 900 frames
                that's not how anything works

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that's not how anything works
                Ah yes, of course, the super magical physics system stores every value in itself and the programmer just says "go back 30 seconds" and the instance starts going back along it's steps to 30 seconds worth of frames.
                YOU DUMB FRICKING Black person
                In fact, do it, right now. Code the recall system you say is so simple. It's so easy that all you do is let the physics system send whatever item you have back 300 frames without storing the data.
                Any moron could do it, so do it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was already explained to you in simple terms. It's just a fricking array attached to each object. This is not some miracle of programming lmao

                >send whatever item you have back 300 frames without storing the data.
                see the end of

                >Are you pretending to be moronic on purpose?
                Are you?
                >It also needs to reattach things, reassign old variables, all at the same time and cover this for 30 seconds.
                No it doesn't. It doesn't store the state of connected objects. If an object is disconnected and then recalled, it doesn't reweld itself, you idiot. And there is no state to store beyond the cords.

                >Seriously you think it's so easy to do why isn't it a standard in most games?
                Because it's a niche mechanic.

                >We're talking keeping the values for 900 or so frames(at 30fps) for every object in your general vicinity
                It's a non-issue. We're only dealing with cords which are small, maybe 12 bytes in total. They could have also employed simple tricks like storing every nth physics tick and then just interpolating between the cords which would substantially cut down on memory usage. And again, when the object is not in motion, nothing is ever written. It's a totally manageable problem, even on gimped switch hardware.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                it doesn't store "every value"
                It's you who thinks nintendo did some magic that's impossible to understand lol
                >In fact, do it, right now. Code the recall system you say is so simple. It's so easy that all you do is let the physics system send whatever item you have back 300 frames without storing the data.
                Any moron could do it, so do it.
                You have no idea how recall even works. How much data do you think "storing" paths of bunch of objects around you is? You say about muh values. Let's say it actually stores ALL the values. How much data is that? And why do you think it's so hard to do?
                I actually did a small experiment right now. I took out around 30 things from capsules. But it won't let me take out more. When I took out other things like apples it literally despawned first 5 devices. So it's around 30 objects in an "area" + whatever game moves like falling platforms. Or not maybe it despawns shit earlier. So what so fricking hard about storing shit for 30 objects?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you pretending to be moronic on purpose?
                Are you?
                >It also needs to reattach things, reassign old variables, all at the same time and cover this for 30 seconds.
                No it doesn't. It doesn't store the state of connected objects. If an object is disconnected and then recalled, it doesn't reweld itself, you idiot. And there is no state to store beyond the cords.

                >Seriously you think it's so easy to do why isn't it a standard in most games?
                Because it's a niche mechanic.

                >We're talking keeping the values for 900 or so frames(at 30fps) for every object in your general vicinity
                It's a non-issue. We're only dealing with cords which are small, maybe 12 bytes in total. They could have also employed simple tricks like storing every nth physics tick and then just interpolating between the cords which would substantially cut down on memory usage. And again, when the object is not in motion, nothing is ever written. It's a totally manageable problem, even on gimped switch hardware.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It then needs to keep recording it's position and last position for the recording then when rewind occurs it needs to do that FOR EVERY INSTACE AFFECTED.
                lol dumbass... game engine has all this information by default it doesn't need to record ANYTHING
                It's not real life where you actually need to measure shit to know object's speed coordinates or whatever ahahaha
                Making power like recall is piss fricking easy. What's not easy is to make a game that would utilize it. And guess what? Even nintendo fricking failed to do it. That's EXACTLY why nobody does it ever because it's just SHIT game design.
                >The impressive part is getting a game with all those systems working cohesively in a fully functional open world with a fully functional physics system, climbing system, cooking system, attack systems with their own mechanics when the comparison games only do one of the mechanics in question.
                That's impressive only if you are brain dead. You realze they already had this game running? It's called breath of the wild lol
                Why the frick do you think moving object backwards will break anything? it literally does not differ from moving it forward. There's NO DIFFERENCE for game engine that already does it.
                Their fully functioning physics engine is just havok lol
                >The impressive part is that the game isn't suffering nearly as heavily as it should from the multitude of calculations that are taking place as the game runs.
                it suffers not from calcualtion but from bad game design instead lol How the frick do you know how much "it should be suffering" You literally have no idea how videogames work, fricking clown

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >game engine has all this information by default it doesn't need to record ANYTHING
                And with that one statement there's no point reading further because you're a fricking moron pretending to be a game dev or know shit about game dev.
                Black person that shit has to be saved in an array of classes since other variables beyond the transform is being checked as well. It knows it's LAST position but that's updated every frame even if it isn't moving since you'll often use this shit to check if something HAS MOVED in the last frame vs the current frame.
                You won't have 900 frames worth unless you're storing that shit yourself.
                That alone proves you know nothing about coding thinking the physics just magically remember where they were 900 frames ago without the programmer intentionally saving the needed data in a variable, in this case an array of classes since other vars need to be stored and saved as well.
                Stop pretending to know anything you brainless sped.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You won't have 900 frames worth unless you're storing that shit yourself.
                The rewind ability lasts 20 seconds so it would be 600 frames actually, since the game runs at 30 fps capped.
                >knows it's LAST position but that's updated every frame even if it isn't moving since you'll often use this shit to check if something HAS MOVED in the last frame vs the current frame.
                >Black person that shit has to be saved in an array of classes since other variables beyond the transform is being checked as well. It knows it's LAST position but that's updated every frame even if it isn't moving since you'll often use this shit to check if something HAS MOVED in the last frame vs the current frame.
                That's not some "programming wizardry" really. A data grid containing 600 frames of a 3D object's movement and rotation would only take up about 49.4 KB, and each moving instance in the game world will hold that data grid. Textures, geometry, animations, and sounds take up WAY more than 49KB. Updating the data grid is a very simple First In Last Out operation, and that takes up practically zero processing power, even on a CPU as primitive as the 6502 from a Commodore 64. CPUs are extremely quick at shifting data around, and you're only updating 3 int numbers at a time and shift the rest in this case.
                It's a kind of fun little gimmick, but there's absolutely nothing out of this world about TotK's reverse feature.

                >you're a fricking moron pretending to be a game dev or know shit about game dev
                Not that anon, but I'm a game dev.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You won't have 900 frames worth unless you're storing that shit yourself.
                The rewind ability lasts 20 seconds so it would be 600 frames actually, since the game runs at 30 fps capped.
                >knows it's LAST position but that's updated every frame even if it isn't moving since you'll often use this shit to check if something HAS MOVED in the last frame vs the current frame.
                >Black person that shit has to be saved in an array of classes since other variables beyond the transform is being checked as well. It knows it's LAST position but that's updated every frame even if it isn't moving since you'll often use this shit to check if something HAS MOVED in the last frame vs the current frame.
                That's not some "programming wizardry" really. A data grid containing 600 frames of a 3D object's movement and rotation would only take up about 49.4 KB, and each moving instance in the game world will hold that data grid. Textures, geometry, animations, and sounds take up WAY more than 49KB. Updating the data grid is a very simple First In Last Out operation, and that takes up practically zero processing power, even on a CPU as primitive as the 6502 from a Commodore 64. CPUs are extremely quick at shifting data around, and you're only updating 3 int numbers at a time and shift the rest in this case.
                It's a kind of fun little gimmick, but there's absolutely nothing out of this world about TotK's reverse feature.

                >you're a fricking moron pretending to be a game dev or know shit about game dev
                Not that anon, but I'm a game dev.

                >game engine has all this information by default it doesn't need to record ANYTHING
                And anyway, that anon's right that you practically don't need a line of code to record anything to do this unless you're an engine developer, and it's very plausible that it's an inherent function of this engine that was used as a debugging tool. Either way, it's an extremely simple function that in no way justifies the $70 price tag.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only said that because fricker was acting as if "recording" is an IRL fricking task where you need track a fricking object with fricking sensors. Don't forget dumbass actually said this shit
                >TotK Rewind sends an isolated object back through time while everything else plays out in real time.
                Shit's too funny
                He also didn't know how it actually worked in game.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Either way, it's an extremely simple function that in no way justifies the $70 price tag.
                NTA but you act as if the rewind function is the only thing that's good and new about TOTK. You're being heavily disingenuous to prove a point.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                the problem was that anon was acting as it is.
                Also I wouldn't consider recall as "good" Actually all new powers are lame and game breaking for literally no good reason. BOTW powers were better and game was actually designed around them.
                Zelda is not a fricking besiege. Why turn it into one?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA but you act as if the rewind function is the only thing that's good and new about TOTK.
                The other ones being new DLC tier areas, and gluing sticks together. Yeah totally worth 6 years of wait and $69.99 plus tip.

                Way to prove my point. My fault for expecting a nice conversation

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                what's your fricking point? name things that make this game worth 70$

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NTA but you act as if the rewind function is the only thing that's good and new about TOTK.
                The other ones being new DLC tier areas, and gluing sticks together. Yeah totally worth 6 years of wait and $69.99 plus tip.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You ridiculous tweens understand NOTHING about video games and thats why you are so BAFFLED by the level of praise a game like TotK gets from actual educated adults.

              Based and redpilled. TotK has other game developers shitting their pants.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                "developers"
                Can you actually show me a real game developer for once?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you actually show me a real game developer for once?

                Those people work for Platinum and Bioware.

                >noooo they don't count!

                Why should anyone listen to a silly pleb incel on Ganker like you? Screeching is all you have.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Those people work for Platinum and Bioware.
                >Jean Pierre Kellams, or JP Kellams for short, was a member of Platinum Games main staff in Osaka, Japan. He acted as the mediator for English fans of games developed by Platinum Games. He was also the Creative Producer in the main office.
                Yeah does not count
                > Bioware.
                they didn't make a good game in a fricking decade.
                Any competent game makes them look bad LMAO
                >Why should anyone listen to a silly pleb incel on Ganker like you? Screeching is all you have.
                What do you even mean by that? I'm just asking to show what a real developer who knows how code a fricking ingame system and not this 2 actual useless morons thinks and you are failing to deliver

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe and cope and denial.

                Its like 2017 all over again. God I love watching little Ganker babies mind's break.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uuuh how does this stupid article support your argument exactly?
                Yoshida is playing zelda... like me and everybody fricking else.
                So??

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have any arguments son. TotK is considered one of the greatest video games of all time by everyone. All you can do is seethe. Hows that working out for you?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yoshida didn't say any of this tho???
                Are you alright dude?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Are you alright dude?

                Yes TotK is one of my favourite video games. As it is to most people.

                Keep seething please. Your salty tears sustain me.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes TotK is one of my favourite video games.
                didn't ask

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your salty tears sustain me.
                kek, most pathetic individual on this board. First and only and final post in this thread, by the way. Get a life, holy shit.

                Come back and seethe again tomorrow.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Your salty tears sustain me.
                kek, most pathetic individual on this board. First and only and final post in this thread, by the way. Get a life, holy shit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vampire the Masquarade Bloodlines is better, you can't replay Zelda and have a different experience nor get a urge to replay it everytime someone mentions it or plays the soundtrack.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Vampire the Masquarade Bloodlines is better

                Kek go play that shit then instead of seething in Zelda threads. You can't help yourself.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Playing right now

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                bro you can't even PLAY Zelda and have a different experience. Literally EVERY element of the game is copypasted at least 3 times.
                That reminded me... uuh why shrines without puzzles even a thing? They are literally waste your time with 2 LONG loadings, 1 half unskippable cutscene and whatever time it takes you to walk from one end to other... multiply it for at least 20 times... It's SO FRICKING BAD. They should've respawn chest and upgrade point right there outside instead. piece of shit fricking game

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't know what gmod is. lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gmod

            Low IQ it is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet they used C

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only thing I see is you being an obsessed homosexual cherrypicking and looking for trannies to frick.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Sony didn't make a good game in several fricking decades are you moronic? How the frick it's a justification for TOTK being a shitty copypaste game with moronic nuts and bolts mechanics slapped on top of it for tik-tok viral marketing?
    Braindead moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno what's the justification for you being mentally ill and obsessed over a video game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And why are you obsessed with defending a multi billion dollar company?

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The only thing I see is you being an obsessed homosexual cherrypicking and looking for trannies to frick.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    lockdowns really buck broke amerimuts, they all turned prison gay

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay whatever you say EuroUKhomosexual.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at statistics in your country, something really going wrong down there and what's worse you try your best to spread the rot to other countries

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >BotW turned people into trannies
    Makes sense.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they can't get the Zelda bonus.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Forbes
    >literally a israeli website
    kek, BlackRock homosexuals not even once

    This is why Israel/BlackRock wants Niᥒtend𐐬 to dominate the vidya world.
    they are the biggest converter of people to LGBT

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And yet they didn't managed to turn a whole generation of fans into trannies

    [...]

    We all should bow to Nintendo, i really don't understand how they did it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Niᥒtend𐐬 is funded by BlackRock and supported by Hasbara.
      Sony gets no support, not even from LGBT

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Nintendo are the only ones still remembering stuff from the late 2000s like taking advantage of physics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. But why is it a good thing? Game is a boring slog without anything worth doing. No good level design and why would it have any? You can just build broken ass hovercraft and fly over it. No good puzzles and why would there be any? You can recall break all of them anyway.
      No good story, no good combat, no good traversal. There's nothing good about this fricking game.
      Add shitty ui, control scheme, bloat, unskippable cutscenes etc on top of it too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can just break the level design and puzzles using the provided mechanics!
        and that's a good thing
        When was the last time a big budget game let you progress your own way instead of railroading you down a narrow open world?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't get it. It was actually a "good thing" in botw cause it required knowledge and effort.
          Here it's just a simple case of using auto build once or recall also once.
          It's simple BAD game design.
          Why are we acting as if shitty puzzles and shitty mechanics that break said puzzles even a good thing anyway?
          It's a bad thing and bad design.
          >When was the last time a big budget game let you progress your own way instead of railroading you down a narrow open world?
          when did last time big budget game copy pasted map of the previous game 2 times and asked 70$ for it?
          Seriously tho I think both cases are of bad game design. It is good when you can have several solutions for a same problem. TOTK is not such example because it poorly design to interact with mechanics it has. And frankly it can't be.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when did last time big budget game copy pasted map of the previous game 2 times and asked 70$ for it?
            Miles Morales

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              costed 50$ and they actually bothered to change the models, for the worse. But still.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              THAT'S ONLY ONE TIME BUCKO and not 70$
              Nintonde copy pasted botw TWICE
              TWICE MOTHERFRICKER

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                when was the 2nd time?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                depth are the 2nd time

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Depths were a different map. They were copy-pasted from themselves yes but it wasn't just the BOTW map.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOL no depths are the botw map with Z axis reversed. Go fricking check for yourself. Every lamp is below every shrine btw. Just a fun fact.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Go fricking check for yourself
                I did, it's not the same

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? Open your fricking eyes maybe? Do you understand what Z axis is?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you understand what Z axis is?
                I do and it's clearly not what's being used in the Depths

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You must be trolling lmao

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                and you must be blind

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                moron korok forest literally fricking copypasted 1 to 1
                Did you even play the game?
                Go get both maps with your next moronic post and show how "they are not the same" fricking map

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron korok forest literally fricking copypasted 1 to 1
                not even close
                >Did you even play the game?
                yes which is evidently more than you did
                >Go get both maps with your next moronic post and show how "they are not the same" fricking map
                so you can claim it's photoshopped? no thanks homosexual

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                if that really makes you feel better, sure

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What's wrong with targeting the LGBTQ community? They're what's in right now. Isn't it bad to be contrarian against the popular thing?

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the snoy unable to say Nintendo properly? Would he melt down like a witch if he were to do that?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1080/60 feels like it should have become standard in 2013. A whole decade later we are still mucking about at 900/30 with drops. What crack are we on to look at the state of modern games and say yeah this is acceptable, this is fine? Just make games with the hardware limits in mind. Make it look like a damn Gamecube game if you have to; Those look better than this does anyway.

    Nah just make the monkeys fight over whose garbage company does transparent, empty pandering the hardest. Heaven forbid we hold games to basic standards. Not here asking for 2k/120, I am saying 1080/60. If that is absurd to you a decade late, the conversation ends immediately.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make it look like a damn Gamecube game if you have to
      uuh but it does look like a gamecube game.. wiiU basically had gamecube hardware lol And this shit looks pretty much exactly the same as botw

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gaming is healing

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did nintendo brainwash so many people

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Sony desperate to get the LGPTQ community because they know Nintendo has the monopoly since their fanbase is made exclusively by homosexual and trannies as shown in

    [...]

    Poor Sony, i hope they will get the love of the bi someday and not just hetero.

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The 1st and 2nd trailer looked really smooth and feels like it’s hitting higher than 30 fps
    >Even Digital Foundry praised it
    >Actual game doesn’t look anything like it
    Was the trailer on the canned switch pro or something?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you link it? I didn't watch any trailers for this game. Did it really look that much better?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=75
        This part of the 2nd trailer for the Sky Islands segment and the Talus fight looks vastly different from what you get in game, The game looks so much smoother and more vibrant overall.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's so great why am I so fricking bored whenever I play it?

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not even the best zelda

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't other developers compete with Nintendo?
    Because Nintendo is the only one that has a console which can be taken onto a train, which is where soulless nips with zero WLB do most of their gaming.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker lost. Hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker lost. Hard.
      You aren't even trying with your cope anymore, which one of them are you?

      [...]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about, moron?

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay man to say game good
    >moron sees man say game good
    >he buys game
    >you make your money back
    Other developers know their playerbase isn't stupid enough to fall for these tactics, so they don't do it. Nintendo however has spend 3 decades nurturing and brainwashing their consoomers so they can get away with this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile you're coping and seething for free.

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to beat the Nintendo bonus

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Nintend𐐬 trannies hate Sony trannies?
    this is a weird mental illness

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Your mental illness is no different from the things in your image.

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yet you're so dickless and mentally that you came back and starting crying like a b***h after your image went away. What normal functioning person acts that way?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The kind of person that still has a dick. Answer the question.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get the image removed
      >cry when it gets reposted
      >"you are seething for having reposted it"

      Ironic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care that he saves pictures of trannies to jerk off to. It's the fact that he posted it again which is just as sad and pathetic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still projecting
          Sorry, don't have a fetish for freaks of the nature. But still, tell which one are you.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >On OpenCritic
    Never heard of 'em.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some troony site i bet. Also scores will never be accurate because normies don't leave reviews.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun but greatest game of all time?
    lol
    lmao
    haha
    kek
    xd

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not metacritic
    Irrelevant and didn't ask.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo copied the apple model of turning it's users into a cult. Nintendo isn't a brand anymore, it's a cult. Especially regarding the switch. It's very clever marketing and good business but somewhat shady to manipulate idiots so openly.

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to bait ACgay
    >Make a bait BOTW/TOTK thread praising it as the greatest game ever with a headline praising the game or a metacritic score
    >his autistic ass actually thinks these threads are actually praising the game as a perfect masterpiece and not just baiting morons like him
    >he goes in a full meltdown mode as he calls any person praising it a snoy movielover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can literally just start a thread using an image from TotK and watch schizos like ACgay set up camp and lose their shit for 8 hours straight.

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to bait Arthur
    >just say that botw/totk isn't perfect

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it isnt perfect and yet here you are still seething at the thought that someone likes the game. How sad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it isnt perfect and yet here you are still seething at the thought that someone likes the game. How sad
        Am I?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Acgay we all know that youve been in these threads everyday for 6 years obsessing about people liking a game

          Thats the definition of seething

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even acgay, take a breather.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just say that botw/totk isn't perfect

      Nobody carea about your shit taste opinions ACgay.

      This is your problem; you lack any kind of self awareness. You're delusional enough to think you're actually participating in some kind of definitive discussion about the game's quality.

      Its already over. You are literally seething into an echo chamber for mentally ill tweens. You only reason you fester on this cartoon peanut butter board is because of the anonymity. You would get fricking humiliated if you posted them anywhere else.

      TotK will still be considered one of the greatest video games of all time. Make sure to waste several more years of your life seething about it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry arthur, I'm not wasting my time reading this. not acgay btw

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of you guys found the Wind Waker Shield?

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They relased a game very polished. Everything works, nothing is broken, what you see is what you can do and it works. A lot of devs reuse assets, drvelop games for a decade and still relase games with a lot of problems, bugs, and in general are broken.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A lot of devs reuse assets
      nobody reuses assets that bluntly and asks 70$ for it
      FRICKIGN NOBODY
      >drvelop games for a decade and still relase games with a lot of problems
      which frickign one?
      You morons seem to not fricking get it.
      TOTK doesn't have a lot of bugs BECAUE IT'S THE SAME FRICKING GAME AS BOTW which also doesn't have a lot of bugs.
      Game was already fricking THERE and it WORKS. They used existing systems to add more bloated copypasted shit. They fricking LITERALLY SAID THAT in the fricking interviews

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’ve actually played TOTK and hold the opinion that it’s lazy/copy-pasted/rehashed then you have far bigger problems to deal with than arguing about video games.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >6 years for some DLC content
          They are lazy as frick.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It being copy-pasted is not an opinion it's a FACT.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look dude when millions of people disagree with you about something it may just be because you’re wrong. The game is a masterpiece and the majority of the world agrees. It’s so pathetically disingenuous to call it the same game as BOTW. BOTW is basically a very early tech demo for this - the fully realised end product.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Millions of people are fricking moronic. They believe in god, astrology and other dumb fricking nonsense. That's just the reality of things.
          >The game is a masterpiece and the majority of the world agrees
          Now do that but use arguments to why it's a masterpiece
          > It’s so pathetically disingenuous to call it the same game as BOTW
          Did you read what developers said? They were fricking STRUGGLING to make game feel different from BOTW. And you know what their solution was? TO STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT. They literally said that themselves
          >BOTW is basically a very early tech demo for this - the fully realised end product.
          I don't think so. Slapping nuts and bolts on top of BOTW and using that as an excuse to not make proper puzzles is not a "fully realized product"
          Story is 100% reused from BOTW too. Funny nobody talks about story around here it is 10/10 game after all means story is also 10/10 masterpiece lol

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            of people are fricking moronic. They believe in god, astrology and other dumb fricking nonsense.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              Man, the game really makes some people seethe.

              nice arguments morons

              >Millions of people are fricking moronic. They believe in god, astrology and other dumb fricking nonsense. That's just the reality of things.
              So you throw this line around but then proceed to behave like a moron as well.

              We both are in this stupid thread it doesn't speak well about our mental capabilities by default lmao.
              But at least I have enough grey matter to recognize how shit TOTK actually is

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nice arguments morons
                right back at you, moron.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Man, the game really makes some people seethe.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Millions of people are fricking moronic. They believe in god, astrology and other dumb fricking nonsense. That's just the reality of things.
            So you throw this line around but then proceed to behave like a moron as well.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember Farcry Primal that was shat on for reusing the land geometry(and even then the land was unrecognizable as the biomes were switched and filled with different vegetation and wildlife)? Even reviewers were saying it's a bad practice. It was a great game shat on unfairly But now total asset reuse it's the basis for the game of the century. FRICK OFF TENDIE

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once the honeymoon has worn off, and the average player has moved on, everyone is going to agree that the depths kinda sucks, but you won't realize until you've got a bunch of lightroots lit. Till then you'll convince yourself there could be actual content there.
    Rest of the game is great, shrines are outright better, new enemies is great, writing is... better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the depths kinda sucks, but you won't realize until you've got a bunch of lightroots lit. Till then you'll convince yourself there could be actual content there.
      Depths are a mystery to me. Nintendo fricking REINVENTED ubisoft towers there. You needed to climb them to reveal the map... Now you need to climb them to BOTH reveal the map and inagame level. It's fricking CRAZY that people are alright with this shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rest of the game is great, shrines are outright better, new enemies is great, writing is... better.
      I don't agree. Writing is the same but actual story is worse. At least in BOTW Link was doing meaningful shit like hacking divine beasts back and avenging his old buddies. Now it's literally FACELESS sages nobody gives a frick about. You don't even go there to retrieve sage stones. Mindboggling.
      Shrines are also worse. I did like 70 of them so far. How the frick are they better? Not only puzzles are easier and dumber, you can break them and skip them all with recall abilities. And overworld puzzles can be skipped with simple 2 fan hover. Game is not properly designed around your powers unlike BOTW.
      Temples are worse. People criticized divine beasts for not being proper temples but at least they were mechanically diverse and designed around link's powers. Also they had gimmick where you could manipulate their position etc.
      New companion powers are a disaster too. Why the frick nobody is talking about them? Who teh frick thought that it's a good idea to make you click on a bunch of fricking morons who are randomly running around you to activate a fricking power? Like it is OBJECTIVELY bad and worse than what BOTW had

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Once the honeymoon has worn off, and the average player has moved on

      Fricking KEK

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank god for them they postponed launching this expansion for so long, musta been scared of elden ring no way they woulda won GOTY over them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >writing is... better.
      So repeating the same fricking story from botw is good writing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Depths
      >the coolest part of the game
      >Is also the worst part of the game
      How did they do it? The place is filled with intense magic until you lit up a few lightroots and spotted the trick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. It was shitty and annoying from the start. After lighting up like 3 lamps it's already obvious it's empty shitty copypasted garbage with no content. Honestly I wished somebody told me that earlier lol

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill a stalnox while exploring the ruins under the hub
    >blood moon
    >it respawns behind me and wastes one of my fairies
    I dont remember things have respawned even with the cutscene

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditor doesn't know it can reply to multiple people at once

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Developers are really worried.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because most developers want to make movies or books and think that gameplay in a video game is something that gets in the way of their, almost always, bad stories.

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many posters in these threads could actually remain calm in a face to face conversation.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're too busy catering to trannies and homosexuals (who don't even play vidya). that's why. game dev is the bottom of the barrel in the silicon world, so you do the math

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >opencritic
    >metacritic
    >whatever other kind of critic you want to put on the table
    Who gives a shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't care why are you here?

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't Arthur actually playing his masterpiece instead of dumping headlines 24/7? Unless...

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my dad used to refer to nintendo games as "japanese brainwashing shite" when i was a kid. Years later I think there's something in that, but i think it's more just people with nostalgia that have never moved outside of their nintendo bubble
    you see absolute shovelware that should be worth $5 on the steam store selling for $60 on nintendo's eshop, and people buy it - in droves
    i haven't played totk cus i'm not that interested, i put 100+ hours into botw. It's a decent game, but it borrows from the same banal systems and suffers from the same predictable repetitivity as other open world games; yet it seems most of its critics and consumers do not know this, they seldom touch anything outside of their nintendo bubble
    when it comes to bloated critic scores, I did my share of freelance gaming related journalism during my masters many years ago, for the most part reviews of established franchises are given to people who are already fans; people in the aforementioned bubble

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nintendo shitch is at it's core a handheld. Every nintendie game has that design philosophy of small bursts gameplay behind it. This is the reason the games are so utterly watered down and drip feeding. Literally not a console for gamers but for normies who play on the run. Tendies are scum.

    Tears of the kingdom has a phenomenal zelda game hidden inside of it. If you removed all the fluff and repetition and instead formed real dungeons out of those 120 shrines, made the map smaller by 10 and every side quest only repeat for 10 instead of 100 times, only THEN the game would be a 10/10. Everybody praising this game is mentally challenged or simply a fricking normie.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for normies who play on the run
      What are they running from?

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo has a lot of money for bribes

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Western shit developers are busy inflating minimal requirements to run the game to force you to buy new PC from their partner company to actually think about creating fun and enjoyable experiences.

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK is a shit game though, legit first Zelda I can't finish. It's so boring

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    they dont have the nostalgia factor

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ACgay suicide livestream when

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      we'll never know. there's like 3 people who actually play that shit robot game. all the posts here about it, are paid marketing shills

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most developers don't enjoy the blind devotion of a severely autistic fanbase.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think p3p p4g and p5r deserve perfect scores and are better than the new zelda

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead thread is kept alive by a redditor replying to hours old posts

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna lie, I'm hyped to see this moron get to my posts.

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    other devs don't make gameplay their priority

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my problem with totk and botw is that they removed air executions on knocked over enemies. You can still knock them over it just has no point now other than timing them out.

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo sues news outlets that don't suck their balls.

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont think its very good. The controls and menus are clunky as frick, the world is empty, the vehicles are slower then your horse and despawn after 35 seconds. What is the appeal? Am I too old for this minecraft infused shit? This is closer to scribblenauts then it is zelda.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What is the appeal?
      literally no moron who liked it can answer that...

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just a popularity contest
    don't pay attention to it

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    And yet it's still boring

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    too busy making sure the games run on multiple platforms instead of developing their games. then they still fail at that half the time.

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are nintendo freaks gonna get it through their thick skull that they get a bonus for big IPs like zelda?

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video Game Devs are actually shitting their pants because of Tears of the Kingdom. People on here do not know how hard this game is to make. they made Gary's mod level of physics without BREAKING do you understand how hard that is? of course you dont because you only point out the obvious that it has physics implemented so your chimp brain goes >o look they copied this game hyuck hyuck game bad
    go and make a game then i want you to make a replica of this without breaking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PHYSICS!!!!
      just frick off, no one cares about your stupid fricking PHYSICS, every game on the planet has PHYSICS, its such a cope for your fricking empty, shallow game with copypasted content everywhere

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        (You) just proved my point chimpanzee

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody cares
        you've mistaken yourself for everyone, clearly people care otherwise they wouldn't be talking about it with such high praise.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think modern gaming actually broke people's brains.
          If they care so much about muh physics why besiege is not game of the decade? It existed for a long fricking time
          I'll tell you why - NO ZOLDER TM above it.
          It is simple as that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what about gmod/besiege
            I don't understand why you guys don't understand that people are impressed with totk because it's a fully realized open world with these physics and building systems. it's less impressive when a game made explicitly around building vehicles does that because the scope of those sandboxes are typically much, much smaller and self contained

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              This people are really acting like Zelda is just fricking gm_construct or gm_flatgrass over and over.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              because we are not fricking playing it in a fricking vacuum.
              It's "fully realized open world" BECAUSE IT FRICKING COPIED ONE. IT COPYPASTED FULLY REALZIED OPEN WORLD FROM FRICKING BOOOOOOOOOTW
              Do you get it now?
              Developers LITERALLY GAVE INTERVIEWS about how they fricking around put some wheels on shit and it just worked in botw engine without them doing ANYTHIGN AT ALL.
              But even ANYWAY why the frick is this
              >it's a fully realized open world with these physics and building systems
              even a good thing?? How the frick is this enough for people to go nuts when there is no real game built around it??
              > it's less impressive when a game made explicitly around building vehicles does that because the scope of those sandboxes are typically much, much smaller and self contained
              You know what's funny? All this shit is "impressive" because it's all compressed to 30 seconds tik-tok videos.
              You know all this shit with laser platform and other nonsense? Try making them yourself and using them against I dunno silver lynel or something. You will return much much less impressed.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >we're not playing in a vacuum says the man who claims the game has nothing but the building
                lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never said that but
                what does this game actually have tho?
                That's impressive 10/10? Combat? Enemies? Dungeons? Music? Story?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Engaging world and interesting quests. The depths is truly fun as frick to explore, as is the rest of the game’s content. I’m having an absolute blast (and I don’t even care about the vehicle building stuff which Ganker seems to think is the whole game, proving they haven’t played the game for more than 3 hours)

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Engaging world
                What does it mean
                > interesting quests
                like what? Bring moronic npc 10 pieces of wood? 10 photos? 10 opals? 10 frogs? This quests?
                Give morons 10 mushrooms?
                OR are you talking about main quests? That consist of you boringly running around with game constantly interrupting you with poorly directed animated and written(and poorly voice acted for EN VO lol) cutscenes? Only to culminate in the same "temple" where you need to activate 5 shitty things with moronic powers of your annoying companion. This quests?
                >the depths is truly fun as frick to explore
                What's fun about it? It's annoying iteration of UBISOFT towers but now you need to fricking climb 100 of them to uncover not only fricking map but THE GAME ITSELF. It is INSANE that they got away with it.
                And you said "explore"? There's nothing to explore. Let's say you "explored" 1 mine 1 yiga clan outpost and activated 1 lamp and 1 coliseum... UUUm... So? Everything else is exactly the fricking SAME SHIT down there. Also there are arenas with LOL who could've thought REUSED BOSSES. And your "reward" for exploration? Fricking reused armor from BOTW.
                Truly 10/10 content.
                >I’m having an absolute blast (and I don’t even care about the vehicle building stuff which Ganker seems to think is the whole game, proving they haven’t played the game for more than 3 hours)
                It's fine having a blast but none of this things are even remotely 10/10
                Game is maximum 7/10 and because it's a fricking decade old reuse of BOTW I'd say more like 6/10

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure seems like you didn’t play the game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I listed is from the game. LITERALLY.
                I think you are the one who didn't play it and knows frick all about it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go play the game, then you can come back and discuss it.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even play it lmao shut the frick up

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a fully realized open world with these physics and building systems
              So were Banjo 15 years ago, and Scrap Mechanic 5 years ago.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah and the content around the building in banjo sucked shit. if you think totk is empty fricking drive around ANY nuts and bolts level and report back. I won't speak on scrap mechanic because unlike most homosexuals here I'm not going to pretend I played an indie game I haven't even heard of to talk shit about a popular game

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm asking what's impressive about totk? Banjo's world is devoid of content, but it's quite densely populated with meaningless objects. Fallout 4 added a whole new world, new NPCs and stories, new mechanics, and new settlement building feature to Skyrim's engine, but it was no GOTY material. TotK did much less to improve upon its predecessor, but it's suddenly GOTY now. What's up with that?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You didn’t play the game for more than 3 hours

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what's impressive about totk
                that it has a very open ended building system to use to explore the open world, running on a fischer price leapfrog

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah and the content around the building in banjo sucked shit.
                So like TOTK then?
                Sadly tik-tok didn't exist back then to make funny 30 seconds zoom zoom videos or who knows maybe nuts and bolts would be recognized as a 10/10 masterpiece back then

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't like the things in the game therefore the world is empty
                ok

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said "content around the building sucked shit"
                And it indeed sucks shit in TOTK even if you don't consider it empty.
                It's mainly not empty btw because they copypasted everything from botw...

                I think he means outside the building the game sucked ass. Like you could build in banjo but the game isn’t fun. Totk is the opposite. Building is a tiny part of this game, which has a ton of well thought out and fun content

                >I think he means outside the building the game sucked ass. Like you could build in banjo but the game isn’t fun.
                ..so exactly like TOTK?
                >Totk is the opposite. Building is a tiny part of this game, which has a ton of well thought out and fun content
                that's debatable
                You mean a ton of "well thought out" content from BOTW, right?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he means outside the building the game sucked ass. Like you could build in banjo but the game isn’t fun. Totk is the opposite. Building is a tiny part of this game, which has a ton of well thought out and fun content

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Building is a tiny part of this game
                but a big part of viral tik-tok marketing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                have you considered people are just having fun making things and want to share their creations with others?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? It's still viral marketing

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing ever happens
                >nobody ever enjoys anything ever

                Yes, Nintendo of all people needs a fricking pointlessly elaborate astroturfed advertising campaign.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would I give a frick what they use for marketing? I play my video games. I know most of your engagement with games is watching WEBMs on Ganker but some people play them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody is shitting anything.
      Just like with botw nobody will be copying this nonsense. Because just like with botw everybody understands that nobody will play this boring ass slop without ZELDA™ slapped on top of it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody will copy
        bro like are you living in a rock? every successful game copied botw

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What fricking games? Only "successful" game that actually copied BOTW was fricking genshin.
          And it didn't really become successful because of that

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            bro what lmfao no way this is an actual comment in 2023 horizon zero dawn was literally made because of Botw same for ASS creed oddysey you made me reply though good bait

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >horizon zero dawn was literally made because of Botw
              They came out in the same year. Development was started in 2011.
              >ASS creed oddysey
              It's literally 20% influenced by skyrim and witcher 3. The other 80% is the usual bland ubisoft formula.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >oddysey
                Origins was the far superior game. Get a trainer, upgrade your gear to the max, make stealth kills a one hit kill and you're done. Best AC game to come out after Rogue was released.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                wow guys i think i found the reason why people hate this game now. ITS THE SONY FANS

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you actually moronic? Open world games existed before BOTW you know?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they made Gary's mod level of physics without BREAKING do you understand how hard that is?
      Breh it's the same fricking HAVOK engine. Both BOTW and TOTK physics are very basic without any sort of complex simulations. Most of the shit TOTK added works with BOTW physics WITHOUT ANY ADDITIONAL PROGRAMMING
      Only one who doesn't understand anything is people like you.
      Also dev time of TOTK is basically a decade.
      >go and make a game then i want you to make a replica of this without breaking
      lol I want competently designed game isntaed of "physics" based sandbox for moronic children and tik-tokers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        bro u just keep going where is your dev skills i dont see it in your comment prove to me that you can do this so everyone agrees that this game is bad design

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they made Gary's mod level of physics without BREAKING do you understand how hard that is?
      There are dozens of low budget indie games with more complex vehicle building and contraption mechanics. Nintendo had 6 years and hundreds of employees to do a much, MUCH more rudimentary version of it. Whoa I'm sure it was hard as a b***h.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Copium

    Rockstar shits on Nintendo every which way, even sales

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Skyrim with colts
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    steams system of recommended vs not works best because most people only deal in extremes. for every person that will give a game a 2-9 you have 10 morons that only hand out 1/10 or 10/10 scores

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don't understand where the hatred for Zelda is coming from

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda fans.

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo has an extremely strong mentor culture
    >Aonuma, a graduate of the most prestigious art university in Japan, was personally interviewed by Shiggy, during the SNES era, literally never played video games until his girlfriend got him some after he got the job, and then cut his teeth on his own original game until he got tapped to do design work for Ocarina of Time, at which he was chosen to head Zelda going into the future
    >the NSMB series is/was also where they train a lot of their designers
    >After Aonuma moved to producer/manager role, he tapped Hidemaro Fujibayashi, formerly of Capcom, to play director with Four Swords and onwards
    >Koizumi was selected for 3D Mario, and worked on Sunshine and Galaxy before ascending to producer and tapped Koichi Hayashida who directed Galaxy 2, 3D Land and then shared director duties with Kenta Motokura, who has been the director for 3D World, Odyssey and Bowser's Fury

    There is an unbroken line of creators and their proteges dating all the way back to Nintendo fricking around with ultrahand and their pong clone TV Game series.

    Beyond that, Nintendo maintains itself as an extremely competitive and desirable place to work, filtering out hundreds of thousands of applicants during its hiring phases.
    And then of course there's the famous "whatever to Nintendo" pipeline where experienced devs from Capcom, Sega, et al. like Fujibayashi up there get tapped to come work at Nintendo. A shitload of people that worked on Sonic platformers in the 90s and early 2000s are now at Nintendo.

    The other half of it is you'll never see a fricking Bioshock Infinite/Cyberpunk/DNF situation. If the proof of concept to get the game to retail isn't good enough it won't get fricking made in the first place. Monolith has talked about how much EPD1 shoots down their shit before settling on a new Xenoblade. Retro is probably the outlier since we don't know what they've been doing for the last decade besides Metroid.

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why can't other developers compete with Nintendo?
    Rockstar and fromsoftware exists and they don't have to create 6 magazines with their names on it to give their games perfect scores or blacklist journalists who give their games bad reviews.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rockstar

      Bruh Rockstar is notoriously the absolute worst fricking developer on the planet for putting pressure on reviewers. It was almost unanimous that they're the guys that exert the most force to get the best reviews. Inversely, Capcom and Nintendo are noted to be the most hands-off about reviews.

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game is a masterpiece. Why did Ganker lie about it?

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, there are still good games being developed here and there even outside Nintendo.
    But yeah, most of the AAA industry nowadays is just woke garbage. How could it rate well?

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those critics need to play more games

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough brainwashing

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know, it took nintendo well over 10 years to i corporate mechanics that have existed for years now and have been done better. Not only that but completely nerf any of those crafting/building functions for “balance”.

    Truly a developer of our times.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom is going to increase the Sudoku rate and then the US is going to have to ban it to protect trannies

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this reminds me. Are there any actually legitimate game critique sources out there?

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly just looks like more of the same and BotW was enough open world Zelda for a life time. So I haven't played it yet and don't really plan to

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A derivative sequel to a lackluster inclusion in a storied franchise spanning decades using technology from over five years ago is the highest rated game of all time on a site I've never heard of

    Nutendo fans will use anything to lube their dicks to jerk off to whatever Nutendo is serving them this quarter, huh?

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They dont have to, because they still make games I enjoy with focus on immersion, storytelling, level design and pacing which I found sorely lacking in TotK.

    Impressive as the physics are, its the same with BotW and Elden Ring: I explored to my heart's content but the games quickly ran out of interesting loot and finding an artoria leaf or another breakable sword I can destroy to clear a bandit camp so I can get another breakable weapon felt directionless.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >directionless

      Zoomer attention span. Too much iPad at a young age

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dumbass
      you don't play ER to "find another artoria leaf" you play it to fight challenging enemies. You explore to find more shit to kill. And maybe some cool looking armor or weapon.
      Why people would play TOTK I have no idea tho they aren't saying lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        people play totk because they think the act of exploring the open world is enjoyable enough to be it's own reward

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like copium to me

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            buddy the only people on copium are the ones desperate to shit on this universally loved game

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    BROS HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?????????

    HOW DID WE ALL SPEND 5 YEARS STRAIGHHT 24 HOURS A DAY ON TEH BIGGEST SMEAR CAMPAIGN PSYOPS OF ALL TIME WITH HUNDREDS OF COMMUNITIES ALL WORKING TOGETHER TO TRASH ON, ILLEGALLY LEAK AND OTHERWISRE CREATE TONS OF DISCORD AND FIGHTING AMONGST FANS AND IT IS STILL SELLING REALLY WELL AND IS TEH HIGHEST GAME EVER?????

    WHY ID DI SPOEND 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE CREATING HUNDREDS OF REDDITS ACCOUNTS FIGHTING MYSELF ON ALL MANNER OF SUBREDDITS TO MAKE IT SEEM LIKE EVERY HATED AND DIDN'T WANT TOTK????????

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only people's who played TotK are the people I agree with.

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone here who trades in Nintendo shares, especially in relation to Zelda?

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