Why did he do it?
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dumb weed cat
I want to cum in this cat.
nice thighs
What do her farts smell like
Like a freshly cut lawn
Imagine 69ing with meowscarada and she starts farting fresh grassy farts, like a soft warm wind that smells like home
Based beyond belief
she wanted to see eye-to-eye with her trainer. cute lovestory.
fleshlight position
>have female friend over
>she pulls out a bong and starts smoking
>could you not?
>lmao try and stop me
>open a window and continue watching netflix
>she undresses to her shirt and panties
>i give her the really homie look
>she gives me the yeah really homie look
>bit later she laughs and asks why she's wet all of a sudden
>i push her over on the couch
>she looks offended but then bites her lip
and then sex
I really should’ve indulged in the weed prostitutes when I was younger, I had too much self respect as a kid.
>I really should’ve indulged in the weed prostitutes
be glad that you didnt, lot of those prostitutes go into heroine and meth and heroine addicts are the worst
Yeah some of those girls I knew became homeless after highschool and honestly, I say I should’ve indulged but also they fricked a lot of dudes which I still find disgusting.
yeah, once you shag one of those bawds they will constantly begging favors from you so they can get more drugs. and no, you can't fix them
Have some self-respect dude
You just raped her
>Implying that ever happened
thats what she wanted
Not a worded consent. Her not resisting is not enough.
She wanted it, bro
Enjoy court sentencing.
it's not right, baby
I used to think these stories were bullshit but women really do try this shit. I tell them to get out when they do it.
Based, always throw out those bawds before they can get a piece of the king.
They want to get you hooked on court fees.
Games do this now but at least you don't have to keep paying when you quit
Did she put her dick in your butt
Everytime that anything similar happens to me I frick her in the ass if she's very stoned, that way she lears a lesson and I get to frick a stoned onahole
no one cares normie.
what does his shit taste like?
He knows that if he tries harder to be cute, his trainer will be less likely to abandon him or leave him stuck in a pokeball until he dies
she's cute
87.5% male ratio
87.5 =/= 100
>DUDE themed cat
they really wanted the reddit audience this time huh?
They've been going for the reddit audience since Gen 1.
pokemon fans are fricked in the head
Is this a justinrpg post? It reads like one.
Not verbose enough to be one of his
It doesn't at all. Not every pokefricker is JustinRPG.
Too non autistic
Dude let the intrusive thoughts win that day.
i recognize that plot
post it
so what's the sauce
Judging by the artstyle, probably insomniacovrlrd
TF garbage is for cowards and mentally ill, human on feral is the way.
I wish sex was real.
sex have never been real, its a israeli conspiracy made for us to consume more. Don't believe the lies.
>changing into another pokemon to do it
what a gay. give her human dick or don't give it dick at all
>I'm not a zoophile but-
To hug you.
Why did he (the male trainer) do it (frick his female sprigatito)?
She was begging for it I guess. Just didn’t realize how big male trainer wiener was.
male sprigatito
Nope, not mine. Same goes for most since the vast majority are depicted as female. Most people only want and keep the females.
Nope
Your headcanon will never be real
I love how you people are so desperate to tell everyone that 87.5% = 100%.
Not as desperate as those that assume every Meowscarada they see in pictures is female.
>no no no nononononoNONONONONO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DRAW FEMALES!!!!
The AIDS runs strong within you.
>the cat is female, because is just female... ok?
>both genders exist
>"You're not allowed to even think about the possibility of females!"
Go back to Tauros and the Hitmons, flaming molester.
The cat is female because it has a (real) vegana
yes
Also all legendaries and genderless pokemon are actually all female because I say so
>Also all legendaries and genderless pokemon are actually all female because I say so
Wrong, Arceus is male so i can jerk it to pics where female trainers take his godly horsewiener
Your game mechanics will never be real, moron
87.5% will never be 100% just like how you will never be a woman
I'm just saying 87.7 is very close to 100. Close enough to at least be skeptical of every art I see of that cat.
>The Internet and the Pokemon World are from the same canon
considering most of those images are drawn by Twitter trannies and DeviantArt yeah I say they probably respect the ratio.
One quick look at every porn site would tell you otherwise
Incorrect, statistically speaking. Source: I’ve been on e6 too long
You're obsessed.
Nah, you're a homosexual. I would say over 90% of the art on Pixiv either shows female sexual traits (breasts, genitals) or includes the "furry girl" or "human male x female pokemon" tags.
She wantedto have sex with humans
*she
Gamefreak knows what the players want
That they do.
They should just go full r-rated designs
There is absolutely nothing appealing about these disgusting creatures
Just abandon the male ones until you get a female, it's not that hard homie
he's cute
why is he doing that
My cat does this to my fingers every morning
all 21 of them?
22*
No, just 10, sorry.
Do it coward, post the third pic
homosexual GATO SEXO
Post the third one, coward.
https://files.catbox.moe/pa2hkx.jpg
he's cute
>he's
has a vegana in the other pics
you lost
>it's the same one
he's cute
>>it's the same one
From that artist? It is the same one, you lost
im pretending its male like majority of them are, he's cute.
She has a vegana tho
he cute
My cat does this and meows and it's annoying. It's because they want me to play and hold up a can they attempt to jump inside.
>he
>him
>he's
Fricking homosexuals on my Ganker I swear
want us to use gender neutral pronouns you nonbinary troony homosexual?
homosexuals in denial
your cat will never be a woman
he will never be a female. just like you.
Ganker has been fruitier than a drag queen in a pride parade for a decade now. And in a few more years they’ll all be trannies too and say shit like “Ganker has always been a trans board”.
Transformers board*
you can literally see his butthole in this pic
ANON THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS, JANNIES THE TO EAT
Built for Big Human wiener
>Visible breasts
>"he"
>"him"
6/10 made me reply
>inb4 futa
>Meowscarada is Fema-ACK
He looks just like me
wtf you mean the made up cat can't be female in drawings because of made up numbers????
If you want to be a homosexual nobody is stopping you Anon, i'll just take that 12,5%
>gets excited over a trap
>people tell them it's a trap
>w-well jokes on you, that's a woman to me
Like i've already said, i'll take the 12,5%, you can have the rest
>nononononono females don't exist ignore everything that isn't me i'm the god I'M THE GOD!!!!
why do you try so hard to make everyone gay?
He really wants a chance to have sex with us
>Draw a cute girl
>Call her a man
Japan does it again
Mine is female.
I kept restarting until I got one.
ITT: Cope from """""straight""""" guys about a male pokemon
gaymen are seething again it seems
>come into thread about a male pokemon
>Insist it's female because you find it arousing
>Get angry when people inform you that yes, he is a male.
>be gay
>its literally the only thing you have going on
>bring it up constantly
NTA but if it makes you feel better I think you're a troony.
Can you show me where the cat is male? I'm having trouble seeing it.
Sir, I will fill your cat with my hot thick cum.
do not redeem my cat sir
Can you show me when anyone said that cat in your pic is the same cat in the op?
Source: this is common knowledge
Give me your cat jake
90% of porn includes a female Meowscarada, keep seething lmao
Pokémon dating sim when?
2016 destroyed this website forever
sex with stoner girl cats
(male)
based
because furries should be ostracised
Amen. I posted that pic on /vp/ and furtroons have been angry for a whole day lol
ed sheeran?
Best Pokemon wifes?
MOOT
AIIIEEEEEE ADVERTISER-CHAMA!!!!
>he posted the third pic
You're a true hero.
jesus those venus dimples
anon, jannies need the money from the advertiser
>he thinks the jannies will see a single cent
Jannies work for free.
>caTroons got tired of spamming garbage on /vp/ they are spamming Ganker
giving rights to trannies was a mistake
it's insane to me that you see straight men enjoying female porn and think "troony"
from experience
>call something "reddit" and get angry redditors replies
>call someone "troony" and get angry replies
it's that easy
>anon learns what is a bait
To be fair trans people are porno obsessed, they've all got elaborate rape fantasies
Se rapprocher de ta bouche pour te français
I wish my penis was that manly
pls dont frick your cats
I cum on cat, she hiss at penis
Stop falling for cheap bait holy shit
how often do you clean your weed cat?
Like 3-5 times per day because I cover her with cum constantly, very messy
I clean her every day with fresh cum
any time he wants
he cute
why doesnt yuta start with intercouse first!
What the frick is her problem?
My cat doesn't do this but they do this annoying fricking thing where they drink some water then constantly start fricking lifting up their food dish a bit to make the water splash around. This is CONSTANT then they cry about not having water because it's all over the fricking floor now.
my dog do the same lmao but with the food instead
My cat likes to splash the toilet water if I forget to close the door
Like he gets up on the seat and sticks both his hands in there and splashes around.
Won't do it if people haven't flushed.
>letting your cat anywhere near your toilet
I always keep that clean on the off chance that some asshat lets him in the bathroom
>Implying I have to let him in there regularly to know he likes to play in the toilet
He also does it in my pool
damn cat needs correction
I don't think anything would fix it, he's fallen in the pool before and I had to jump in to get him out
Nah, I just keep it so they can't get in there
lel my dog used to do that
more like what the FRICK is her trainer's problem? play with your cat you bastard
>master
GIWTWM
If i was a Pokemon Trainer i would just retire after getting a full-female team:
>Gardevoir
>Lopunny
>Cinderace
>Meowscarada
>Hatterene
>Tsareena
for me its midnight Lycanroc
Mewtwo and Deoxys-S
>we sell shitware
>you buy and shill for free
poke sisters, are we really a cheap tools?
>Implying i actually buy the games or even like Pokemon games at all
I just jerk off to the porn lmao
>spamming porn on Ganker instead of /vp/
ok, paid shill
I didn't post one single image
*tsss tsss*
CatKISS
>MM SEXY CAT THREAD #781912389
>HAHA PEPE AND WOJAK THREAD
>Meanwhile my thread gets insta-sniped
Mods actively suppress game discussion. I'm fricking pissed and only came to this thread to rant about it.
Come on, anon, those are not game threads just because you post "game has ___"
I'm fact those are usually the least game related threads. Sure, they're usually fun, like the Ganker threads, but they're not video game related.
you probably killed a pedo thread and they got angry
This thread was started with a video game image, yours was not. Keep crying.
I wanted a general discussion of ugly games. I know how this works. If I started with a specific game pic, then the discussion would only focus on that one game. I didn't mean to make it look like some bait thread, but it's still vidya related unlike 90% of Ganker. I'm not trying to be like "b-but the other shit threads get to live!". If I was shitposting, then fine I get what I deserve. But I wasn't, and there are plenty of actual off-topic threads that stay up forever.
Anyway, I'm just gonna lurk from now on. Frick trying to make actual discussion in this place. Nobody wants it and mods don't allow it. This place is nothing but bait and contrarians and I'm likely wasting time arguing with literal 13 year olds about fricking toys.
i got a female gaitto on the first try
Why Nintend𐐬 gays are like this?
Wait what's wrong with Hatterene
Pspsps!
>Normal People
>"Haha, it's an evolution joke!"
>Creative People
>"lol he fricked the cat!"
>mentioning sex to get attention online is creative
dumb zoom zoom
you will never fit in
you will never have friends or family that care about you
ironic
Well Ganker?
>I don't understand the concept of individuals
>acting like male is a bad thing
I’ll just make it into a femboy then
Depends how thorny is meowscarada wiener is
Extremely thorny.
I really can't lose
risk?
I don't really keep up with pokemon, I just know the standing memes on this one.
What was the last starter with a non-bipedal final evo?
the current fire starter and poke trannies hate it because it's a not a waifu/husbando shit
people hate it because the fire coming from the sides of its jaw make it look like clown hair
Primarina is literally a clown seal and pokegays won't stop fapping to it
Samurott
The fire starter in this last generation is a quadruped that is able to stand on its hind legs for a moment
We just had one this gen, alongside the cat and duck
>be 13
>discorver fapping
>fap away one day in bed
>cat got into bed and licked my dick
>WTF.jpg
>kick it out of bed and close the door
>never fap with the door open again
ZOOMER SISTERS WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET THE SHITTIEST DESIGNS AND GAMES!!?? I'M SO TIRED OF PRETENDING TO LIKE THEM SO MILLINIALS AND BOOMERS DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! 🙁
When you think about it, male Meowscarada is not that great, mainly because cats are known for their stubby and prickly penises. If this was about a dog pokemon though, now that'd be different.
Dog pokemons are for white female trainers
Tell me about them, can they actually cut you or is it like a face stubble?
yeah.. haha.. could you imagine wanting to get penetrated by meow's prickly penis? what a freak you would need to be
Yeah, how would you even suck the cat's wiener
dont care, i will still frick the shit outa him
>This has been up for one hour
THEY DO IT FOR FREE
>Furry vidya characters aren't ok unless it's Pokemon
All troony mods must hang
hes cute, what's he from?
Get some fricking atandards
Niᥒtend𐐬 gays should be killed in general.
>this thread
Me after eating an entire pizza.
great, now the ivysaur moron is here
Problem?
disgusting toadfricker
>mods deleted the cat porn
based. I wish /vp/ had good mods like you, Ganker
maybe we wouldn't have stupid discorders spamming fetish threads 24/7 like chimpanzees
videogames?
No one cares about your shit opinion
Except you and 2 others. you cared enough to reply.
Thank you <3