Why did old?

Why did old Ganker like it so much?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a game about punching people and dragon kicking shitters into the milky way.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They still do anon, just don't like zoomers discovering it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    like you zoomers say in nu-Black person speak
    it be a goofy ahh game that goes hard fr fr on god no cap

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they had ps2s

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i own it on playstation 3

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Played this again in my 30s and goddamn this game really fricks your fingers up after a few hours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what was with the early to mid 2000s and button mashing

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because i bought it and told anons it was fun

    that's right, it was me all along

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was trying to buy God of War 2, but they wouldn't sell it to me because I was 16 or 17.
      Bought God Hand instead, lucky me, it's the better game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit, why would they refuse GoW but let you have Godhand?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          God of War is Pegi-18, God Hand is Pegi-16.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          GoW2 outright had a sex QTE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          GOW has blood and sex scenes, and still not as good as God Hand

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's flawed but it does have a good (and very unique) combat system

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you don't get why
    you'll never get it because you're a mindless child who cannot understand that lasts more than a week

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because
    >YOU can PUNCH people in the FACE!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because literally nobody else did so gotta ride that contrarian wave.
    Unless you're talking really old v, old-ish v is exactly the same as modern v except a tiny bit less underaged and not completely mindbroken by trannies and twitter drama
    Oh and also Sseth made a video about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker wouldn’t shut the frick up about this game way before Sseth’s video

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game. Hot girl.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you got that right

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    fun game

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
    basically just like arena shooters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stalker, EYE and God Hand are unironically fun. W101 is garbo though, no matter how much that Irish homosexual pushes it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stalker games are really fricking good and no I haven't played it modded yet, also Metro trilogy rocked too bite me!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know, I fully admit I tried to play STALKER again a few years ago and couldn't get into it anymore. The atmosphere still holds up but the gunplay is too clunky.
        On the other hand, God Hand and W101 are legit fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        loved stalker, god hand and eye, maybe I should try the first game on this list too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's a very fun game with pretty unique combat. You should give it a shot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I got W101 for free when Club Nintendo shut down, had no expectations other than hearing some anons on Ganker liked it, was blown away by how good it overall was. But frick the shmup sections, one or two would be fine but not every fricking level

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stalker is incredibly easy to get into

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I got memed into playing it by Ganker having no idea what it was and not really knowing Capcom besides Classic Mega Man and MvC2, and I loved it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
      speak for yourself Black person i like it, it has nothing to do with difficulty, it's just a funny game that makes me laugh, it's like an old B-movie by tarantino or something

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I won't speak for anyone else on Ganker, but I liked dodging the barrage of punches with forward dodge, side stepping at the last moment with side dodge, and making neat combos with all my different punches. It's neat how the difficulty increases (or decreases if you mess up) with how well you do, unleashing the god hand feels amazing, roulette moves are awesome, it's got some really campy but charming humour. The combat is just so satisfying and weighty

    But none of that really matters. You can say literally ANYTHING in defence of the game, and some moron will slither out of the woodwork to screech about how you're lying and you're just contrarian. There was one spastic in particular who would demand video / picture evidence of you playing the game in every god hand thread or else he claimed you were lying lol

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can literally beat up gays, dukes, midgets, little weird green grabby guys, AND, demons. Plus the music rocks. Game is great at it’s most difficult setting, although you can take advantage of some OP moves. Plus you have a casino

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love beating up dukes, you've sold me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dykes*

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    old Ganker were snoys

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tried playing it
    >got stuck in the first boss
    >ps2 softmod broke so I can’t play it again

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Old Ganker were tryhard chuds that hated things like storytelling and cinematography
    Games like God Hand that were designed without accessibility in mind would not work today and I am confident in saying that modern Ganker would not like it either

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