Because literally nobody else did so gotta ride that contrarian wave.
Unless you're talking really old v, old-ish v is exactly the same as modern v except a tiny bit less underaged and not completely mindbroken by trannies and twitter drama
Oh and also Sseth made a video about it
You know, I fully admit I tried to play STALKER again a few years ago and couldn't get into it anymore. The atmosphere still holds up but the gunplay is too clunky.
On the other hand, God Hand and W101 are legit fun.
I got W101 for free when Club Nintendo shut down, had no expectations other than hearing some anons on Ganker liked it, was blown away by how good it overall was. But frick the shmup sections, one or two would be fine but not every fricking level
>nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
speak for yourself Black person i like it, it has nothing to do with difficulty, it's just a funny game that makes me laugh, it's like an old B-movie by tarantino or something
I won't speak for anyone else on Ganker, but I liked dodging the barrage of punches with forward dodge, side stepping at the last moment with side dodge, and making neat combos with all my different punches. It's neat how the difficulty increases (or decreases if you mess up) with how well you do, unleashing the god hand feels amazing, roulette moves are awesome, it's got some really campy but charming humour. The combat is just so satisfying and weighty
But none of that really matters. You can say literally ANYTHING in defence of the game, and some moron will slither out of the woodwork to screech about how you're lying and you're just contrarian. There was one spastic in particular who would demand video / picture evidence of you playing the game in every god hand thread or else he claimed you were lying lol
You can literally beat up gays, dukes, midgets, little weird green grabby guys, AND, demons. Plus the music rocks. Game is great at it’s most difficult setting, although you can take advantage of some OP moves. Plus you have a casino
Old Ganker were tryhard chuds that hated things like storytelling and cinematography
Games like God Hand that were designed without accessibility in mind would not work today and I am confident in saying that modern Ganker would not like it either
It's a game about punching people and dragon kicking shitters into the milky way.
They still do anon, just don't like zoomers discovering it
like you zoomers say in nu-Black person speak
it be a goofy ahh game that goes hard fr fr on god no cap
they had ps2s
i own it on playstation 3
Played this again in my 30s and goddamn this game really fricks your fingers up after a few hours
what was with the early to mid 2000s and button mashing
because i bought it and told anons it was fun
that's right, it was me all along
I was trying to buy God of War 2, but they wouldn't sell it to me because I was 16 or 17.
Bought God Hand instead, lucky me, it's the better game.
Bullshit, why would they refuse GoW but let you have Godhand?
God of War is Pegi-18, God Hand is Pegi-16.
GoW2 outright had a sex QTE
GOW has blood and sex scenes, and still not as good as God Hand
It's flawed but it does have a good (and very unique) combat system
if you don't get why
you'll never get it because you're a mindless child who cannot understand that lasts more than a week
Because
>YOU can PUNCH people in the FACE!
Because literally nobody else did so gotta ride that contrarian wave.
Unless you're talking really old v, old-ish v is exactly the same as modern v except a tiny bit less underaged and not completely mindbroken by trannies and twitter drama
Oh and also Sseth made a video about it
Ganker wouldn’t shut the frick up about this game way before Sseth’s video
Fun game. Hot girl.
you got that right
fun game
nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
basically just like arena shooters
True.
Stalker, EYE and God Hand are unironically fun. W101 is garbo though, no matter how much that Irish homosexual pushes it
Stalker games are really fricking good and no I haven't played it modded yet, also Metro trilogy rocked too bite me!
You know, I fully admit I tried to play STALKER again a few years ago and couldn't get into it anymore. The atmosphere still holds up but the gunplay is too clunky.
On the other hand, God Hand and W101 are legit fun.
loved stalker, god hand and eye, maybe I should try the first game on this list too.
It's a very fun game with pretty unique combat. You should give it a shot
I got W101 for free when Club Nintendo shut down, had no expectations other than hearing some anons on Ganker liked it, was blown away by how good it overall was. But frick the shmup sections, one or two would be fine but not every fricking level
stalker is incredibly easy to get into
I got memed into playing it by Ganker having no idea what it was and not really knowing Capcom besides Classic Mega Man and MvC2, and I loved it.
>nobody actually likes this game but everyone loves to larp how hardcore it is
speak for yourself Black person i like it, it has nothing to do with difficulty, it's just a funny game that makes me laugh, it's like an old B-movie by tarantino or something
I won't speak for anyone else on Ganker, but I liked dodging the barrage of punches with forward dodge, side stepping at the last moment with side dodge, and making neat combos with all my different punches. It's neat how the difficulty increases (or decreases if you mess up) with how well you do, unleashing the god hand feels amazing, roulette moves are awesome, it's got some really campy but charming humour. The combat is just so satisfying and weighty
But none of that really matters. You can say literally ANYTHING in defence of the game, and some moron will slither out of the woodwork to screech about how you're lying and you're just contrarian. There was one spastic in particular who would demand video / picture evidence of you playing the game in every god hand thread or else he claimed you were lying lol
You can literally beat up gays, dukes, midgets, little weird green grabby guys, AND, demons. Plus the music rocks. Game is great at it’s most difficult setting, although you can take advantage of some OP moves. Plus you have a casino
I love beating up dukes, you've sold me
Dykes*
old Ganker were snoys
>tried playing it
>got stuck in the first boss
>ps2 softmod broke so I can’t play it again
Old Ganker were tryhard chuds that hated things like storytelling and cinematography
Games like God Hand that were designed without accessibility in mind would not work today and I am confident in saying that modern Ganker would not like it either