Why did they hang him?

Why did they hang him?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You literally can't prove eating shit is bad, sheep.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he hurt nobody though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter if it's bad or good, it's gross. Dude deserved it for being a slob. All slobs should be hanged.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back normalhomosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          being an insane cleanfreak is not normie anon (it should be), go back to eating butter, lardy fatass.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people who eat feces should die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't. But his hanging was good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indians do it so it must be bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello handsome sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good for curing autism.
      Not a joke btw, look it up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not eating, it's putting others' shit into an autist's guts

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He ate all the poop amd there was none left for anyone else

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Especially eating the last of Rani's poop before she became the doll

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE DID WHAT?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that the guy who sperged out over Starfield having optional pronouns?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is absolutely 0% chance that the guy in that webm could even spell the word videogames nevermind to have played any.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            newbie

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a real jerk.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He raped a white woman

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does he actually eat shit? if so, whose?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      >whose?
      Boggart’s and the other corpses you loot the seedbed curse from

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly.
      He randomly infects people with a curse that prevents their souls from returning back into the cycle of reincarnation.
      It's hinted that he then consumes the soul by sucking it out of their anus, since that's where it's located in Japanese folklore. Though I suspect Martin was the one who insisted on adding that detail, given his proclivities.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >given his proclivities

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why he's a celebrated author.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I see this line around but really how else are you supposed to describe someone currently dying of dysentery

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What compels someone to have to write about someone shitting themself to death in the first place?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you're writing about people in a middle ages era of tech that's a believable course of events I think
              I'm opposed to only having bad things happen to your characters if they're dignified. They ought to suffer greatly for character development

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Writing a book about the middle ages
                >"Surely the readers want to read about some broad pooping instead of knights and castles!"
                Martin is a hack

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That even kings died from violently shitting themselves to death

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They're upset having to picture their GOTfu shitting water.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What compels someone to have to write about someone shitting themself to death in the first place?

            That even kings died from violently shitting themselves to death

            If you're writing about people in a middle ages era of tech that's a believable course of events I think
            I'm opposed to only having bad things happen to your characters if they're dignified. They ought to suffer greatly for character development

            >that one chapter of lord of the rings where frodo has to deal with a hemorrhoid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's hinted that he then consumes the soul by sucking it out of their anus, since that's where it's located in Japanese folklore
        so like the headless from sekiro, I see. the commoners called him the dung eater cause they saw him take some orb out of people's ass and eat it, they thought he was eating their shit but he was eating their shirikodama. makes sense lol. question is why the frick do japs believe the soul is in the same place they shit from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably just easier to grab from the butt than the other entrance

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Most ancient cultures associated the soul with the navel, the rectum is closer than the mouth if the soul "leaves the body." The concept of the heart being the seat of emotions, or the brain being associated with the mind is relatively recent in human experience.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A lot of taoist stuff is tied to the stomach too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's hinted that he then consumes the soul by sucking it out of their anus, since that's where it's located in Japanese folklore
        so like the headless from sekiro, I see. the commoners called him the dung eater cause they saw him take some orb out of people's ass and eat it, they thought he was eating their shit but he was eating their shirikodama. makes sense lol. question is why the frick do japs believe the soul is in the same place they shit from?

        I also watch troony the Witches Youtube channel!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you talking about schizo thats common knowledge to anyone whos played sekiro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not exactly.
      He randomly infects people with a curse that prevents their souls from returning back into the cycle of reincarnation.
      It's hinted that he then consumes the soul by sucking it out of their anus, since that's where it's located in Japanese folklore. Though I suspect Martin was the one who insisted on adding that detail, given his proclivities.

      he eats their prostate, shits it out and then puts it back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's an atheist in a setting where literal gods are known to exist and there's a cycle of rebirth and reincarnation at work. His curse separates you from that. If we know definitively there was an afterlife and it was part of our nature to know that then the idea some homosexual was walking around taking it away from people would would seen as unbelievably horrifying.

      So they call him a shiteater because that's what he is to them. His mending rune is basically just atheism. It ends the cycle and cuts everyone off from it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Formless Mother is said to be the Mother of All Truth. Perhaps that's why.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it doesnt just ends the cycle because that would be the death rune. it puts you on limbo state between life and death and that's considered to be the worse for them

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If God actually exists, there would be zero atheist.
        The pee pee poo poo man is a rebel.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cuts everyone off from it
        who is everyone? 20 friendly npcs in elden rang. everyone else you encounter is a zombie husk
        the setting makes no sense because there's no civilians

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're husks because they can't die everyone you see in the lands between is at least 200 years old

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they can't die? how come I can kill them then?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They get really sleepy and lay down for a bit

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >shitters begone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bloodhound fang
                You didn't beat the game.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reached the credits
                you didn't beat the game

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    black

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jews not around to protect his shit eating ways.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he ate peoples souls and stopped them from being taken up from the erdtree

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They could have at least taken away his armor, don't want someone you're hanging to be that much heavier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you want to get close to that shitsmeared armor?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But if no one wants to get close, how did they hanged him in the first place?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they threw the chain over him like them cowboys

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deplorable doodoo devourer

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He simply had a different opinion.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They tricked him

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're lowering him down the well.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you all gullible morons? He's the Dung Eater because he was born and Omen and bullied, abused and beaten to the point of his aggressors tying him up and making him eat shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dung Eater was not born an omen, he's an omen wannabe and wants make everyone else and all future generations omen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Omen
        He's a guy tho

        Proof?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From his helmet:

          Malformed helm resembling an Omen with its horns cut off.

          Worn by the Dung Eater, their form is a vision of the landscape of his mind, and of his appearance as he wished to see it.

          The heart of an omen without the body to match; could there be any crueler existence? What does it matter, then, if the curse claims at all?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thought he was an omen just without the physical deformities?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I thought he was a bird just without the wings?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you ESL or just stupid?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Omen
      He's a guy tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a single thing you said is correct, and the fact that you said it with such confidence is halarious

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he eats poo

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is everyone too scared of him to mention the fact that he eats shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's in his name, what the frick would bringing it up do? Imagine some guy is called THE RAPIST and you bring up that he rapes people, like no shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you wouldnt ask if THE RAPIST actually raped someone? seems like an interesting name

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'd rape him.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen this picture so many times but not a single homosexual ever explained what it means even though I asked countless times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's an image from elden ring, it's not of a character being hung, but rather one being lowered into the sewer prison he remains in until you kill him/let him out to rape people. Crap Cruncher I think they csll him.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this dude is the one and only Fromsoftware NPC that I killed on sight.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now post the fixed version

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dolls can't poop moron

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      YOU MOTHER FRICKER! TAKE THAT FRICKING SHIT DOWN RIGHT NOW! NO ONE ALOGS THE RALPHAMALE ON Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ralph won , medicare died
      Ralphs skinny, medicare is a skeleton, josh pedo moon is still 400 pounds

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he literally eat shit. I know it's in his name but I can't recall in the game whether it's meant to be taken literally or people just call him that because his actions are so heinous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The latter. AFAIK he devours souls, and curses people towards an eternal miserable existence as an Omen. It's an aliment of the soul too, so you'll be reborn as one over and over again. He's essentially public enemy no.1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you saw someone giving somebody else a rimjob would you call them a caca muncher?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DEY HUNG HIM BECAUSE HE WUZ A KING. DEY DIDNT SEASON DEY ARMOR. SO DEY HUNG DEM LIKE THE GOLDEN WHITE DEVILS DEY ARE! UNCH OF RACIZZ AZZ MUFFUGGIN CRACKAS

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he ate da popo

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He thought he could challenge the logposter

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based on the lapse in mortality functioning in the Lands Between, those are probably his fans hanging him for fun

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Basically if you go onto any hentai site and look up “personality excretion”, he was doing that and then eating the soul poop.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he ate too much poopoo

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was his name again?

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He eat da poopoo

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE COPULENT COPROPHILE

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >THE NEFARIOUS CACA CONSUMER

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because hung rhymes with dung.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly one of the coolest fromsoft npcs

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it looks cool. They saw a reference picture of a hanged man and copied it. It's what they do. Kojima is a tard that copies obvious pop culture shit. Fromsoft is quieter and doesn't exclusively copy pop culture but copy just as much if not more.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he raped people so hard they shit out their soul and he'd eat it or something to that effect.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he raped people to death then shit on their bodies

  36. 3 weeks ago
    SHiN

    How did this b***h manage to get in here? The hidden path from deeproot is too high for her to even reach.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poo poo pee pee man. you won't be laughing when he kills you

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I pirate elden ring now or wait for the expansion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pirate it, the save file for your character will remain on your computer so when you repirate it for the expansion it should work

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eatin da poo poo

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://t.me/vtuberJP

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was eating doodoo, baby.

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