Why did they make him look like a girl?

Why did they make him look like a girl?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Japan... anon...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a pedophile

      both true but it doesn't actually explain anything

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a pedophile

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take his clothing and put it on a anime character. There is your answer.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is the porn?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Male birds are quite flamboyant. More so than females which are quite plain.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's still growing, anon

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you go from fish to bird?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ebolution

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Through lizard

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    male birds are in general more colorful and they sing/dance to attract females

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      how will human """males""" even compete?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Subjugate both the male and female birds by enslaving their cloacas to human dick.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a bird, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Many birds don't look girly like that, they did it on purpose

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the eyeshadow.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cloaca

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEMOSHOTA
      CLOACA
      L
      O
      A
      C
      A

      No, cute pp

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEMOSHOTA
    CLOACA
    L
    O
    A
    C
    A

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing the wind temple with him, i was constantly popping a boner
    this is what the internet has done to me

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this little homie cute
    it's a shame all his sounds and shit disappear after you 'get' his unlock
    I wonder if a mod will ever fix that

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sounds and shit disappear
      What were they thinking

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw hairless Horriblins
      What did he mean by this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that leotard-like armor accentuating his hips and groin
      bros what were they thinking

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        armour needs to be light so they can fly. Armour only protects their most vital organs

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    appeals to shotacon market segment

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which shota did it better?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? It's a fricking bird, they all look the same.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Japan is a degenerate hellhole and /misc/ lied to you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf? the internet lies!?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because men are attracted to girls.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks cool with his mask on

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a bird you furry homosexual

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What part of this thing exactly looks like a girl?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a fricking bird. Ever look at a bird? There are a lot of types of birds where the male is the more visually appealing of the two. It's how they land a mate.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely don’t understand the hornyposting about the bird and fish people in this game

    Is it a meme that I’m not understanding? They’re animals

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How gay are you?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i was you

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This whole thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know how the peawiener is actually the male and the female peafowl has much duller, less ostentatious plumage? yeah.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If rito evolution is real then how come zora still exist?
    Checkmate demisiests.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tulin is born to be a sissy bawd to BBC. Birds love BBC between their beaks and their thick asscheeks. His vulnerability would also make a great buck to break by big Tyrone Jr as the gusts of wind cannot stand a chance to the impenetrable will of a black king ready to rumble and spread his Nubian seed throughout the Rito bloodlines

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    marimo lewds when???

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    love kemoshota pp

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