Why did this war criminal get a happy ending?

Why did this war criminal get a happy ending?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vieras aren't people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vieras?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with beatrix!

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beatrix is such an atrociously bad character that only gets a pass because of coomers and people that think she's a "badass woman".

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is sexy and has cute hair style. And breasts.
    That's it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what more do you need?!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >war criminal
    no such thing

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix her.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    breasts. It's that simple.

  8. 2 years ago
    The Red Barron

    The accidental date with Steiner is some of the cutest shit I ever did see

    Hitler or not we needed to let them have kids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She only killed furries, and furries aren't people.

      >The accidental date with Steiner is some of the cutest shit I ever did see
      >Hitler or not we needed to let them have kids
      If Adolf Hitler had Beatrix, we'd be exploring the galaxy right now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's not the one responsible for the actual war crimes and if you actually played games instead of throwing tantrums you'd see that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can't make the excuse of just "following orders".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't make the excuse of just "following orders".
        Who told you that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you know who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        First off, I can. Second off, it was literally Brahne who dropped the nuke.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she was just following orders.
    Just doing her job.
    Just obeying her queen.
    Just bowing to someone else's will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hips large enough for giant belt!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Think of the breading that can be done with her!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          self working side-by-side with Beatrix in a kitchen, putting breading on fried chicken and hush puppies before dropping them in the deep fryer
          Okay, fine, works for me I guess.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Very wholesome.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real reason is that she realized that she had been wrong and sought forgiveness without being defeated.
    It's one thing to act contrite after you've lost, but kind of apology can be insincere, an act put on to make the victors feel more merciful.
    Beatrix switched sides while Alexandria and Queen Brahne were winning, and it would have been easier to stay loyal to them. That's how you can tell her realization was genuine.
    Additionally, without her help the party would have been defeated their, and the world would likely have been destroyed (maybe all of existence? I don't remember all of the lore).
    In short she genuinely regretted her evil actions and took concrete steps to reverse them. That's worthy of forgiveness.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's a cute shortstack with big milky bazongas.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there is no such thing as a war criminal
    What a fricking moronic concept

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is an enlightened way to conduct everything, even war. You are a stupid beast so this is beyond your nature to comprehend.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There is an enlightened way to conduct everything, even war
        I promise you, upon my loved ones and my very soul, that no winner in war has ever followed those and simply writes the history books to say they did.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way I'm supposed to believe she is some kind of elite warrior with breasts that big.
    Those massive mammaries would slow her down.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Beatrix is just another victim of disc 3 forgetting about most of the cast beyond Zidane, Vivi, Kuja and maybe Garnet

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just exterminated a bunch of rats. Literally did nothing wrong.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she is the best woman FF has ever produced.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >war criminal
    More like prostitute criminal.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's some coomer nip dev's waifus, which is also why you aren't allowed to beat her in a fight. Take some comfort in the fact that she not only ends up with fricking Steiner but that the FFIX Ultimania book states it was him who sliced out her eye in a duel

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The charges officer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ethnic cleansing

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's hot.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean wasn't the whole Cleyra and Burmecia business Brahne telling her soldiers that the rats were actually preparing for war / hiding summoning weapons and that's why Alexandrian soldiers feel like it's a-ok to go ham on them?
    Beyond that I would imagine you don't exactly choose anyone but the blindest and most loyal to be the queen's shield and it's only when Brahne is willing to do something her original self never would before life cuckolded her out of her husband (harming Garnet), that Beatrix understands there is no hope for the queen to ever become normal again.
    I appreciate them having to really hammer the fact the queen she swore to protect had turned into an unrredeemable piece of shit. It shows that Beatrix was truly fiercely loyal, and that Barhne wasn't garbage at some point and that the change is so vast it takes time to digest.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She and Steiner essentially played both sides and took over the kingdom which is evident in the final cutscene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*Stein*~~er

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Be a trix

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her line about killing 100 male knights singlehandedly gave me a lifelong fetish.

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