Why didn't Mario just fly to the castle using cape?

Why didn't Mario just fly to the castle using cape?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cape
    you didn't beat the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you used the cape or Yoshi, unlocked any of the colored blocks, or used the Star Road to reach Bowser, you didn't beat the game.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cape isn't canonical. Mario is a true hero so he doesn't cheat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The cape isn't canonical. Mario is a true hero so he doesn't cheat.
      Also this

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser wasn’t the only enemy. Mario was tasked with eradicating the various foes of his troop in the various stages along the way.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real cape was the friends he made along the way

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The underground lightning would strike him down if he tried.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bottomless pits aren't real, so they're just pits of any particularly long drop. Caped Mario still dies in such pits. The drop down into Bowser's world from those pipes would certainly qualify as particularly long drops, so Mario would have died if he tried.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mario canonically went on his entire adventure with the help of Yoshi, and you can't fly with Yoshi, just jump really high and slowly glide downward

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if bowser was smarter he'd just attack mario in the overworld where he can't jump or use his items.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would violate the rules of engagement, Bowser may be a bad dude but he's no war criminal

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    killing bowser was just his final step to godhood. it required genocide on a massive scale and bowser had to witness it to the very end.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post an animated gif, there are black magic lighting by koopa.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't Mario just fly to the castle using cape?
    He would’ve broken his legs, alternatively there’s flying guards and he can’t defend himself in the air. That was my reasoning at least

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The map is an abstract representation, he cannot fly that fat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i know what you meant but what you said is also true

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