Why didn't Peach just invade Isle Delfino? They fricking put Mario in jail

Why didn't Peach just invade Isle Delfino? They fricking put Mario in jail

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you expect her army of fungal midgets to fare against tree people three times their size?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saturation bombing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of shine sprites has weakened the piantas, so the toads have an advantage

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because Mario was working undercover cleaning up the poopoopeepee for free to destroy Bowser's bussy from the inside

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why isn't Toadsworth in any Mario games anymore?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just another victim of 3DS/WiiU era Toad cleansing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares. The toads aren't' doesn't do shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Which makes it weird that they felt the need to get rid of any Toad that wasn't bog-standard or Toadette.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >well yeah we know you literally just arrived on the island but there's a guy with the same shape as you that's been throwing paint around lately so it has to be you
      >no I don't care that you don't match the reports of being completely purple and translucent, it has to be you
      Delfino's legal system is run by the mob.

      The one thing I hated about the movie was there being a generic toad in place of Toadsworth in command.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>well yeah we know you literally just arrived on the island but there's a guy with the same shape as you that's been throwing paint around lately so it has to be you
        >>no I don't care that you don't match the reports of being completely purple and translucent, it has to be you
        Sonic Adventure 2 had the same problem. People thought Shadow was Sonic simply because they were both hedgehogs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently he was supposed to be in the movie, but for reasons I don't really know, they just replaced him with a generic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because it was easier to just slap glasses on a generic Toad than create a new model for a character with less than a minute of screentime.
          The whole reason Nintendo went with Illumination in the first place was because they could do the whole thing on only $100M.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stuff like this almost makes me feel cynical, but I still hold hope for the future.
            The fact they he was planned at one point shows he's not forgotten.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They literally USED Toadsworths outfit in the movie but painted it blue. Thats bullshit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he unironically passed away of old age

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cause she's a woman

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game's cutscenes have such an uncomfortable vibe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h cant even help herself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1. Don't call her that
      2. She can do anything

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        except save herself lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But she did save herself in the movie. Sure she couldn't save Luigi, but like shut THE FRICK UP Black person. She's a hero.

          I mean like, it was an off day for her, and like Mario took the flying power up before she could get it anyway so like shut up. b***h.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            howd you type that out, goombella?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's an independent contractor to the state, specifically because of this case, so he doesnt implicate the kingdom.

    If he gets in trouble, the mushroom kingdom doesnt have to respond in any official capacity. They can disavow any knowledge of his work within other kingdoms.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario deserves to be in prison. Did you see what that mustached gay did to our beautiful island?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that wasnt mario

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watch the news moron.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fake news paid for by m*gikoopas

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario is a homosexual

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are you talking about anon? I would like for you to elaborate from now on.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's like asking why doesn't Japan invade Hawaii

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason King Charles can't actually invade anyone. The Mushroom Kingdom has a parliament and prime minister who hold all the real power (Play Mario & Luigi Partners in Time for more info on this). Peach is just a do-nothing figurehead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"snarky" "quurky" "qu1ppy" "rpg" "game"
      That ain't canon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Miyamoto. You can go back to making your 31 flavors of generic toad mandate slop now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >make up antagonists in your head
          >make up shit that they do
          >"joke" about it on Ganker
          When do you profit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What are you even talking about? Did I make up Miyamoto and his ridiculous mandates? I don't think so.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes the frick you did. You made him up because he is not a villain like he is in your head. And he has no fricking mandates.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah ok moron. Whatever you say.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A better question is why hasn't Mario been knighted after all these games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You need a sword to be knighted and swords don't exist in the Mario universe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, just use a spear instead. They have plenty of those.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toadsworth counselled her against it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was weak to the BPC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what they say about guys with big hands...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BIG CHUCKS

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          THROW ME STRAIGHT, YOU PLANT FRICK
          STRAAAAIIIIGGGGHT

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got to wait for June to end for him to do that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the plan is always to keep Mario in some nonsensical stupid mission to give Peach and Bowser some privacy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to talk to all the npcs in my last playthrough
    >some of them are actually funny
    my favorite are the pianta and his brother in ricco harbor who train so they can gradually throw you farther and farther across the level

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