Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?

Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn't. It's a cookie cutter open world post apoc game. People latched onto it as a fuck you to TLOU2 and journos.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's shit.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you like about it specifically OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blowing up a hoard of zombies

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she get so excited when she shot the gun for the first time?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bubsy 3d

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a great game but it's the best of the moviegame genre by a long shot. More interesting is that a sequel was canned due to it being too white male centric.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You save alot of blacks while driving around the map

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a decent game. It was better than all of the other Sony movie games by a long shot.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I become Deacon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go out innawoods for about 2 years until you start talking to yourself like a madman.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It got flak from PChuds Xbitches because it was PS4 exclusive.
    Also chuds cried that this game was not woke enough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The PS4 version is admittedly pretty shit with a lot of performance issues but the PC port is good.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn't.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trad white couple
    >game subverts your expectation by thinking your wife got blacked but in reality she stayed faithful even though she believed you were dead
    >protagonist is such a Chad that he turns a bull dyke into a cock lusting slut
    >loyal bro who sticks with you no matter what
    >fucking motorcycles
    Game was tight.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a better post apocalypse zombie story than TLOU more of an actual game too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly touching story. Boozer was such a bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want his shotgun.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?
    We did. You just listened to all the woke chuds who said it was bad, when they really meant "it doesn't meet my political standards." Game was a failure, no sequel, devs gone, chuds won. What else is new in this god forsaken industry full of gays.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun, mogs TLOU 1&2

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women love Deacon so much?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I can remember about this game is that I headshot a bandit once and then Deacon went on a fucking edgelord schizo rant talking to himself about how he's gonna like skin em all alive or some shit. Knew I was in for some edgecore.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game isn't very good, but a few retarded journalists made a big deal out of a few questionable lines (in terms of quality for me, not MUH SEXISM) and so contrarians on Ganker decided it was the BASED and REDPILLED version of TLoU because the protagonist is a white guy and is not gay.

    I mean I am sure there are some genuine fans, but the game is very generic. I think the biggest gimmick is probably the hordes, which are pretty massive tidal waves of zombies.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game was shit because we didn't get a scene of Deacon having a threesome with the hispanic and black chick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I want that?

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