Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?

Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn't. It's a cookie cutter open world post apoc game. People latched onto it as a frick you to TLOU2 and journos.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's shit.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What do you like about it specifically OP?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blowing up a hoard of zombies

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she get so excited when she shot the gun for the first time?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bubsy 3d

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a great game but it's the best of the moviegame genre by a long shot. More interesting is that a sequel was canned due to it being too white male centric.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You save alot of blacks while driving around the map

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a decent game. It was better than all of the other Sony movie games by a long shot.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I become Deacon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go out innawoods for about 2 years until you start talking to yourself like a madman.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It got flak from PChuds Xbitches because it was PS4 exclusive.
    Also troons cried that this game was not woke enough

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The PS4 version is admittedly pretty shit with a lot of performance issues but the PC port is good.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it isn't.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >trad white couple
    >game subverts your expectation by thinking your wife got blacked but in reality she stayed faithful even though she believed you were dead
    >protagonist is such a Chad that he turns a bull dyke into a wiener lusting bawd
    >loyal bro who sticks with you no matter what
    >fricking motorcycles
    Game was tight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a better post apocalypse zombie story than TLOU more of an actual game too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly touching story. Boozer was such a bro.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just want his shotgun.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why didn't you guys tell me this game was good?
    We did. You just listened to all the woke troons who said it was bad, when they really meant "it doesn't meet my political standards." Game was a failure, no sequel, devs gone, troons won. What else is new in this god forsaken industry full of homosexuals.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun, mogs TLOU 1&2

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women love Deacon so much?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I can remember about this game is that I headshot a bandit once and then Deacon went on a fricking edgelord schizo rant talking to himself about how he's gonna like skin em all alive or some shit. Knew I was in for some edgecore.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game isn't very good, but a few moronic journalists made a big deal out of a few questionable lines (in terms of quality for me, not MUH SEXISM) and so contrarians on Ganker decided it was the BASED and REDPILLED version of TLoU because the protagonist is a white guy and is not gay.

    I mean I am sure there are some genuine fans, but the game is very generic. I think the biggest gimmick is probably the hordes, which are pretty massive tidal waves of zombies.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game was shit because we didn't get a scene of Deacon having a threesome with the hispanic and black chick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I want that?

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