Why do Americans like Ike so much?

Why do Americans like Ike so much?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    see pic related

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      left side should be something about social justice at this point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's back then, now it's more like he needs to be brown and trans

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 words homie. GREAAATTTTTT AETHERRRRRRRRRRR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GREAAATTTTTT AETHERRRRRRRRRRR
      God bless brawl

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brawl chads will rise once again.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the only FE lord in the NA-released games who isn't a homosexual or a moron.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn’t a homosexual
      Anon, I…

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to the nu emblem gays. Soren is just a true bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has a son.

        He's the most American Fire Emblem character

        >isn't some homosexual prince or chosen one bullshit
        >has to work to the bone for everything he has, dad dies leaving him a mercenary group that is utterly floundering and only his sheer grit and determination get it back online
        >straightforward and practical, he gets to the point pretty much immediately and doesn't have the patience for long winded nonsense
        >leads a ragtag group of people from all nations and even other races, their differences made irrelevant by their shared purpose
        >offered land and a title from Elincia, tells her to eat shit and doesn't want it

        >Humble origins [Dad was just a really good swordsman and Mom was a simple priest]
        >Down to Earth personality
        >Is not treated as the messiah by birth, when his dad dies people who weren't his friends actively abandon him because they don't want to work for him
        >Cuts through everyone's BS, scolding multiple high ranking political figures or murdering them for being shits
        >Also understands at some points he has to temper himself for the greater good and play the politics game
        >But also bails eventually when he realizes how fricking counter productive it is for him to try and play Noble
        >Tells a god to pray to whatever it is gods pray to before killing it
        >Appreciates boypussy in the Greek way (no homosexual and would never allow himself to be penetrated)

        This, he is a self made man. Not some king or prince who was born into power.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Not some king or prince who was born into power.
          Marth still had a cobble an army out of outcasts and the left overs and still had to prove himself like Anri. Alm is protoike with royal bloodline. Do you want me to talk about Leif "literally stole from the enemy to survive" Thracia? Seliph is similar but to a lesser degree.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    westerners like manly men, its why for example they tend to hate zelda games that aren't oot

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    buff, Gruff, and most importantly he was in Smash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact his game actually came out in the west is a huge plus. Because i'm sure most kids expected that Blazing Blade sequel with Roy that never came.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        As far as I know his games sold like shit so to hear him being the most popular FE character in NA is baffling. I can't see his popularity coming from people who played his games when they were new.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luci's voice warms my heart when nothing else will.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also I'm trans btw

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's based and fricks his half dragon bf on the regular

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >handsome
    >main gimmick is that he's just really strong.
    >everyman origin instead of "muh chosen one"
    >had one of sickest entrances in brawl (most Americans' first impression of him)
    >basically shows no interest in women, appeals to the male power fantasy of rejecting beautiful women throwing themselves onto you. fujos can enjoy interpreting this as him being gay.
    >games are good

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More of an Ephraim man myself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off eirika

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stupid twincest trope
        >implying I'm not Lyon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          youre not fooling anyone, at least pretend to be seth next time

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the most American Fire Emblem character

    >isn't some homosexual prince or chosen one bullshit
    >has to work to the bone for everything he has, dad dies leaving him a mercenary group that is utterly floundering and only his sheer grit and determination get it back online
    >straightforward and practical, he gets to the point pretty much immediately and doesn't have the patience for long winded nonsense
    >leads a ragtag group of people from all nations and even other races, their differences made irrelevant by their shared purpose
    >offered land and a title from Elincia, tells her to eat shit and doesn't want it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the part where he worships merchants and africans while cutting off his genitals?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        لا توجد أفريقيا في شعار النار

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Humble origins [Dad was just a really good swordsman and Mom was a simple priest]
    >Down to Earth personality
    >Is not treated as the messiah by birth, when his dad dies people who weren't his friends actively abandon him because they don't want to work for him
    >Cuts through everyone's BS, scolding multiple high ranking political figures or murdering them for being shits
    >Also understands at some points he has to temper himself for the greater good and play the politics game
    >But also bails eventually when he realizes how fricking counter productive it is for him to try and play Noble
    >Tells a god to pray to whatever it is gods pray to before killing it
    >Appreciates boypussy in the Greek way (no homosexual and would never allow himself to be penetrated)

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the greatest line in all FE.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Make your peace with whatever the gods worship
      What did he mean by this? Shouldn't it be "with whatever Gods you worship"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt that imply he's about to kill a god? havent played any FE games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she's a god. Ike is cold as frick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The opponent on screen is a goddess. Ike canonically gets the killing blow

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The final boss Asherah is in fact a goddess , hence that line.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this one.

      What an absolute omegachad

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty cool guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy kino

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really only like him because of Smash Bros. Nobody fricking played his games.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf I love Japan now!?!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, broken clocks and all that.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lucigay desperately trying and failing to derail an Ike thread
      Lol!

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why do Americans like Ike so much?"
    Gets me.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Brawl unironically.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans liking Ike more than Hector
    Was this from a poll or from an alternate universe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If I'm remembering correctly, Ike is the most popular FE character

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's so massively popular that he's the only male character to ever win an overall character poll. Ike is stronger than the waifugays.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          What a total Chad

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this pic because it was literally made by some anon from here and it's not true at all

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the only thing that would be in contention is lumping all of Europe together under Hector. I'm sure Italians and Germans have wildly different preferences.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crowd had a catchy cheer for him in Brawl.
    An all-around American classic, really.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT, CHAPTER 25 IN PoR IS FRICKING MY ASS RAW, MANIAC FRICKING SUCKS AAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOW MANY CHAPTERS ARE THERE LEFT?

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    HUGE PENIS SWORD
    unironically
    I love the power, landing a charged smash attack feels amazing
    referring to Super Smash Bros Brawl, obviously

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genetic
    the slogan was just so fricking catchy

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brawl, and the benefit of being the first sword user in smash that doesn't play like a massive fricking homosexual.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a real big boss and he fights for his friends

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan likes the bland waifu
    Can't say I'm shocked

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so flat? Looks like a boy with long hair

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like, the only FE protagonist that isn't a noble or a prince or someone super duper important from the get-go making him more relatable, so when he kills The Burger King it feels truly earned

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are americans even human?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore, their cosmopolitanism ideals, systems along with racemixing plus government/private company social experiments on the common populace have turned them into something akin to cattle

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it kinda fricked how this dude from 2005 is STILL the only FE protag who doesn't have some kind of chosen one/divine lineage/dragon blood bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall Marth/Eliwood/Roy/Ephraim/Eirika having those. It's been a while so maybe I'm wrong but I don't recall them fitting your description. Marth is a descendant of Anri who is a hero, but he isn't "divine", nor do I recall him having dragon blood. The same kind of goes for Eliwood/Roy/Ephraim/Eirika. They might be related to heroes, but they weren't dragons, or gods.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in the brawl days I would main Marth and my brother would main Ike
    We didnt even know what game they were from but we assumed they were also brothers because they looked vaguely similar

    Lots of good memories having epic duels with him as those characters, still haven't ever played a FE game though

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