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Why do Argonians have boobs?
>Something to drink
something something Hist
That's where the eggs are stored.
The Argonians were designed in reaction to the Ehlnofey Wars, which decimated and flooded most of their lands, though they were neutral. The Hist copied the body structure of what they had observed to be the most efficient killing machines on Nirn: the mer. Mer women had breasts, so the Hist copied what they observed
The best explanation I ever read.
trees are actually pretty cool
Why do they have realistic humanoid feet with plump soles and toe pads and have slimy skin and can't wear shoes? (which is canon)
Their breasts secrete hist sap to keep infants born far from the hist part of the hivemind
Because Bethesda is lazy as fuck and didn't want to create a whole unique model for races that statistically not many people play or care about after Morrowind
and because of their laziness we get lizard girls with fat milkers as canon, god bless them
I just started morrowind
why did they stop making argonians so cute in later games
look at this guy
ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
>ok gang we have a male version of the lizard how do we design the female one?
>idk put tits on it lol
its called motorboating.
Because they fuck human men
It truly is a mystery.
Look at the fucking awful clip-on tail
I would still like to know how to differentiate clothed body meshes with smushed up boobs like that please
to attract human men
Hist sacks because that's the only way to turn basic bitch lizards into Argonians when you're away from Hist trees of Argonia.
to appeal to tasteless motherfuckers like you
cat > lizard
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