Why do Argonians have boobs?

Why do Argonians have boobs?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Something to drink

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something something Hist

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's where the eggs are stored.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Argonians were designed in reaction to the Ehlnofey Wars, which decimated and flooded most of their lands, though they were neutral. The Hist copied the body structure of what they had observed to be the most efficient killing machines on Nirn: the mer. Mer women had breasts, so the Hist copied what they observed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The best explanation I ever read.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trees are actually pretty cool

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have realistic humanoid feet with plump soles and toe pads and have slimy skin and can't wear shoes? (which is canon)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Their breasts secrete hist sap to keep infants born far from the hist part of the hivemind

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bethesda is lazy as fuck and didn't want to create a whole unique model for races that statistically not many people play or care about after Morrowind

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and because of their laziness we get lizard girls with fat milkers as canon, god bless them

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started morrowind
    why did they stop making argonians so cute in later games
    look at this guy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
      s'wit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmmmmmmilgk

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok gang we have a male version of the lizard how do we design the female one?
    >idk put tits on it lol

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its called motorboating.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they fuck human men

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It truly is a mystery.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the fucking awful clip-on tail

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would still like to know how to differentiate clothed body meshes with smushed up boobs like that please

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to attract human men

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hist sacks because that's the only way to turn basic bitch lizards into Argonians when you're away from Hist trees of Argonia.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to appeal to tasteless motherfuckers like you

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cat > lizard

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