Why do Argonians have boobs?

Why do Argonians have boobs?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Something to drink

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    something something Hist

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's where the eggs are stored.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Argonians were designed in reaction to the Ehlnofey Wars, which decimated and flooded most of their lands, though they were neutral. The Hist copied the body structure of what they had observed to be the most efficient killing machines on Nirn: the mer. Mer women had breasts, so the Hist copied what they observed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The best explanation I ever read.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    trees are actually pretty cool

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they have realistic humanoid feet with plump soles and toe pads and have slimy skin and can't wear shoes? (which is canon)

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their breasts secrete hist sap to keep infants born far from the hist part of the hivemind

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because Bethesda is lazy as frick and didn't want to create a whole unique model for races that statistically not many people play or care about after Morrowind

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and because of their laziness we get lizard girls with fat milkers as canon, god bless them

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just started morrowind
    why did they stop making argonians so cute in later games
    look at this guy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ARGONIANS ARE PROPERTY
      s'wit

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mmmmmmmmmilgk

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ok gang we have a male version of the lizard how do we design the female one?
    >idk put breasts on it lol

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    its called motorboating.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they frick human men

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It truly is a mystery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the fricking awful clip-on tail

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would still like to know how to differentiate clothed body meshes with smushed up boobs like that please

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    to attract human men

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hist sacks because that's the only way to turn basic b***h lizards into Argonians when you're away from Hist trees of Argonia.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    to appeal to tasteless motherfrickers like you

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cat > lizard

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