Why do Khajiit make good thieves?

Why do Khajiit make good thieves?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh you're being a little racist, sweaty?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    powerful sneak attacks

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cat burglars

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cats are sneaky and agile that's it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the frick you mean? their stats are built towards that playstyle

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are flexible and have padded feet and can climb well. Half of the mechanics related to this have been removed like beast races not wearing boots or the climbing skill but their bonuses remain in other skills. Khajiits have still translated better into Skyrim than Argonians did as a beast race. Argonians lost their signature huge movement speed buff, their signature weapon type, and their signature armor type.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I still can't get over how they removed spears as a weapon type
      how can you have a fantasy RPG without one of the most important weapons in the history of warfare?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the spears were polished to death and outlawed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay, we got some very lame and unfitting lore about how Argonians were secretly super cool assassins all along

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >like beast races not wearing boots or the climbing skill
      it's funny because there has never been a TES game with both of these mechanics

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they make better traders because they got wares if you got coin

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Socioeconomic reasons

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      least horny Ganker user

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sir check the moon phase sir
      sir check please
      BRO THE MOON PHASE
      BRO DON'T-

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He isn't raising his catbear senche-raht daughter
        ngmi

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bruh how many times you finna post this shit ong you wildin fr

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being part of their merchant cafavan and being used as a spewing dildo for them

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my peanus weanus of course 😀
    Why do Khajiit make good thieves? the answer is of course, my penus weanus :DD

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Khajiit are our wives

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they get caught the just sell their bodies for the gold instead and tell their friends the heist was successful.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really a racist sterotype to call them thieves when they prove that assumption is accurate every single time?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Racism is still racism even when it's objectively true. Which is most of the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, Khajiit in-universe don't even care about the whole thief reputation

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    felines are quiet, graceful, and immensely athletic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do birds like to troll so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a seagull attack something that could easily eat it?
      Heck, why is a seagull even on the savanna?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        birds unironically think they are invincible

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That one certainly got a wake up call.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their evolutionary strategy is to rile up predators so they attack each other, then grab some recently killed food before the annoyed predator calms down. This actually works well on cats.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best khajiit coming through.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did they let negger get away with his username, I still don't get it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        English isn't his native language and he's an Arnold Schwarzenegger fan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guy's Chilean and only learned it sounded too close to a slur after the fact.
        He's since been shifting towards using one of his OCs' name or some variations of negger as username anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even funnier is Derpibooru having hardcore lefty admins and there's an artist named "Black personhomosexual" with hundreds of uploads on the site

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuddles with a khajiit girl!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are some good gato sexo mods

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Head is too big, and those breasts are out of control.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only two lightlevel indicator mods
    >one is a widget
    >the other gets overridden by enchantments and other glows
    screw this, I'm using adaptive night eye instead

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you cuddle with a Khajiit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would marry, impreg, and spend the rest of my life taking care of one. As a joke, of course.

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