Why do localizers ruin games? This shit is legit embarrassing to play.

Why do localizers ruin games? This shit is legit embarrassing to play.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its an anime game
    It’s embarrassing to play anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp.

      Honestly, I can understand having a position against bad localization, but I can't take autists who shit their pants with daily threads about it seriously. Taking videogames that seriously as a hobby is already embarrassing enough that getting outraged about shit like this seems pointless to me. Obvious (You)s farming thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't understand autists who go into localization threads to scream loudly about how much they don't care.
        >look at me, look at how much I don't care, this doesn't matter, look at how much this doesn't matter! look at me! I'm not caring!!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >haha bro, it's just [THING], stop caring about the quality XD
          hmm

          1:01 apart

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >

            I can't understand autists who go into localization threads to scream loudly about how much they don't care.


            >look at me, look at how much I don't care, this doesn't matter, look at how much this doesn't matter! look at me! I'm not caring!!
            >

            >haha bro, it's just [THING], stop caring about the quality XD


            hmm(You)
            relax

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            getting desperate?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >[...]
              >[...](You)
              relax

              >1 minute apart

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >

                getting desperate?
                >

                >[...]


                >[...](You)
                relax(You)
                keep saying it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >haha bro, it's just [THING], stop caring about the quality XD
          hmm

          So as long as I cover it with a thin layer of "haha look at how aloof and uncaring I am" while keeping the shitting on localizers part exactly the same, you'll stop whining about the posts?

          Why do you think your Ganker posts deserve to be taken seriously?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think your Ganker posts deserve to be seen at all?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's irrelevant because they are seen anyways.

              i don't, they're taken however they are, because that's the nature of online discussion.
              why are you even attempting to undermine my opinions by calling this and my posts' merit into question?
              Rat in a corner mentality

              You make a fair point, but, ultimately, I'm just voicing an opinion that I know will make you guys mad.
              I rally didn't choose for Ganker's catalog to be 70% outrage garbage at every hour of the day with 20% being coomer threads and the rest of the 10% of actual bidya discussion being about recent games that I, sometimes, don't play with only a couple of threads once in a while pertaining to my interest. So the rest of the time I entertain myself in the daily autist diaper shitting threads, putting oil on the fire.
              Not happy about it? Well maybe stop chasing outrage with such fervor and talk and make the board talk about things that people actually enjoy.
              >Why don't you leave?
              Good question. Maybe I've just been here for too long.

              [...]
              [...]
              Why do you think your Ganker posts deserve to be taken seriously?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just voicing an opinion that I know will make you guys mad.

                fpbp.

                Honestly, I can understand having a position against bad localization, but I can't take autists who shit their pants with daily threads about it seriously. Taking videogames that seriously as a hobby is already embarrassing enough that getting outraged about shit like this seems pointless to me. Obvious (You)s farming thread.

                >Obvious (You)s farming thread.
                hm

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you hate the game, it is hypocritical not to hate the player as well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                True, but you're gonna play anyways.
                So who's the fool? The one who hates a game, but plays it anyways or one who plays the game and love it?
                Wanting to be taken seriously on Ganker is a noob mistake.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wanting to be taken seriously
                you're the only one who keeps repeating this
                it sounds more like you're trying to fool yourself

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So why do you play a game that you hate if not to be heard and taken seriously?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you go one post without saying something about "taken seriously" or "playing the game"? Your first post was whining about "autists" but you're looking more and more autistic yourself with every post you make.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So what? Do I look like someone who wants to be taken seriously?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh? Well certainly you are taking me seriously enough at least.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im just taking the game seriously while playing the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, the classic "I am a cunt therefore I assume everyone else is too". I'm sure there was a saying about this but I can't recall it right now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i don't, they're taken however they are, because that's the nature of online discussion.
            why are you even attempting to undermine my opinions by calling this and my posts' merit into question?
            Rat in a corner mentality

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haha bro, it's just [THING], stop caring about the quality XD
        hmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So as long as I cover it with a thin layer of "haha look at how aloof and uncaring I am" while keeping the shitting on localizers part exactly the same, you'll stop whining about the posts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I entered a thread with things that I do not like and now I am mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Islam was right about women.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        leave if you don't like it, gay

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp
      It's always funny watching weebs cry about literal cartoons being turned even more retarded than they already were

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's unironically funny though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Grossburg look like the kind of bloke who'd know what the Harlem Shake even is?
      The translation is jarringly dumb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, he looks like a fat nerd that browses what's popular with the kids of that era.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Again, he's not referring to the fucking meme you retard, it's a translation from 2000s
        It's just a dance he's heard about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers try to have IQ over 40 challenge (impossible)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer joke
          hmm

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a zoomer joke retard, the translation is older than the meme, and that meme is 11 years old anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He says "Harrem Shakaru" in Japanese bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I look like him and I have no idea what it is

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Harlem Shake as a dance existed before the 2013 meme.

    Also you are now aware that the Harlem Shake meme is 10 years old.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Harlem Shake was a meme
      All this time, I wondered why they played that awful music and began spazzing in the cafeteria.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw forced to make a harlem shake video in shakespearean costumes for my senior year english class
        I can only imagine what they make kids do these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Phoenix Wright predicted a meme? Damn, it's so ahead of its time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The year that scene was set was 2013 as well

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit. There's fucking time travelers over at Capcom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style were when I first noticed the internet being infiltrated by normal people en masse and things were never the same.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. It was better when all normies were stuck on Facebook but at some point they ended shitting all over the place.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    then what's the original line
    i'm not going to witch hunt a localization without a proper comparison first
    if the original line references some other kind of dance that was topical with japanese kids of the time, then it would be an appropriate (though still subpar) localization

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, localization dweebs deserve the bullying.
      But I'm curious too, does any know what the line originally was?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frankly, localization dweebs deserve the bullying.
      But I'm curious too, does any know what the line originally was?

      ?t=1502

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and a ching chong king kong ping pong to you, kind sir!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >My ass is acting violently! It's acting violently!
        There's no particular pun here, from what I can see.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SOVL
          Direct translations win again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      after researching he says "my bottom, my bottom... my bottom is acting up"
      so they didnt make up his hemorrhoid problem

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T&T localization was released 2 years before 2010 when the meme took off.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Underage gays who've only ever known the internet
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlem_shake_(dance)

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As everyone said this is a good example because it had the expression before the meme. Also Mia thinking “I bet her milkshakes bring all the boys to her yard” when she looks at Dahlia made me laugh so hard. This was a good localization.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, about that...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is fucking retarded. Localizers deserve to be beaten to death

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even the worst in AA. SOJ is by far the worst offender because it has some significant character and plot related differences

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This. I can't believe they turned Phoenix into a chud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You got any examples? I actually liked SoJ aside from fucking Nahyuta, somehow a worse prosecutor than Franziska

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        titcow clinging to the only thing she has in panic, you love to see it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Phoenix fucked Dahlia and her sister
          based attorney

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >dahlia and her sister.
            You're talking about Pearl, right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is the direct translation of the original? autotranslate just gives me wow or oh my god. not sure how accurate that is.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >good grief
          >jeez louise
          >sheesh
          all valid interpretations. you use it to express disbelief at something.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>jeez louise
            american'isms don't belong in translations or localizations.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >translations
              you are right
              >localizations
              the very definition of localizing for an american audience is removing japanisms and put in there americanisms

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yare Yare...ne.
          Means pretty much:
          oh jeez...right or
          good grief...right
          so what

          >good grief
          >jeez louise
          >sheesh
          all valid interpretations. you use it to express disbelief at something.

          said

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or simply "oh please ...."

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah or that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or simply "oh please ...."

            no no you have it all wrong, it means
            >FUCKING HELL
            >JESUS CHRIST
            >GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
            >FUCK ME
            and the likes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the only thing Mia can think when she sees Dahlia is "fuck me"
              What did they mean by this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Or simply "oh please ...."

            It's yare yare ne. It's a very common exasperation so it's often translated like "Good grief..." In that part, she's watching as Dahlia wraps Payne and the Judge around her finger with pleasantries, so a normal inoffensive translation would be "This is going to be a long trial..."

            [...]
            He's just saying his butt (i.e. his hemmorhoids) are acting up hard since Phoenix just directly implicated himself in the murder. Literally "My butt's acting violently! It's acting violently!" or more naturally "Oh, my hemorrhoids! The pain!"

            Yeah or that.

            So the og dialogue was boring, charactereless shit, while the localisation kept the same meaning but gave it personality?

            Damn, how terrible.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              have a nice day garden gnome.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              localizers aren't paid to relive their failed writers dreams and inject whatever story they feel like onto the original story.
              stick to the text or i'll wait for a fantranslation made by people who actually care

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              chihiro thinking yareyare is in reference to naruhodo thinking it all the time in court, it's a joke.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >saying a generic line
                >BRO IT MEANT TO BE EPIC REFERENCUH
                lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's not an "epic reference". it's observational humor.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >gave it personality
              Correct, that's the problem. Mia has always been a very dry character. Not physically, of course

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's yare yare ne. It's a very common exasperation so it's often translated like "Good grief..." In that part, she's watching as Dahlia wraps Payne and the Judge around her finger with pleasantries, so a normal inoffensive translation would be "This is going to be a long trial..."

          and a ching chong king kong ping pong to you, kind sir!

          He's just saying his butt (i.e. his hemmorhoids) are acting up hard since Phoenix just directly implicated himself in the murder. Literally "My butt's acting violently! It's acting violently!" or more naturally "Oh, my hemorrhoids! The pain!"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >good grief
            Yeah, localization win there.
            muh moron faithful translation is pure bland nothingness.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >wins
              it's not a contest, dumbass
              >pure bland nothingness
              pure bland nothingness is the correct translation to use when the original text uses pure bland nothingness.
              changing ANYTHING in this context turns it into fanfiction

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sry moron, but there's this thing with nip dialogue like this one, where the writing in Japanese would be normal, but a direct translation in English is bland as fuck.

                The same line doesn't have the same result between the two languages, sucks to suck, the loose translation is better for English.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >better
                again, localizations aren't supposed to be BETTER.
                IT'S NOT A CONTEST
                TRANSLATE THE FUCKING THING

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > aren't supposed to be BETTER.
                They are supposed to have the SAME RESULT you dumb moron, but guess what, languages are far more different than that.
                So muh "SAME RINE", doesn't give the SAME RESULT between two languages, case in point, this translation making Mia's monologue be boring as fucking shit in English, which is not faithful to the Japanese one at all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm just explaining the original text. I only learned Nip after playing the localized version so I still have a fondness for it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's too ambiguous. All these years I thought Mia was thinking "well at least my boobs are bigger" when in reality the line was supposed to just express her inner frustration.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The milkshake shit just means "girl who is the most popular with guys".

                Wtf did you get Mia thinking "my tits are atleast bigger" from?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well uh my thought process was something like this
                >all fans ever bring up about Mia are her boobs
                >boobs make milk so if she's talking about milkshakes she probably means boobs
                >Dahlia is flat so Mia clearly isn't actually complimenting her boobs (plus the sprite is clearly upset)
                >therefore Mia is being glib and thinking that she may not have Dahlia's charisma but at least she has big boobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, please.

                ?t=8

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon... milkshake is a metaphor for sexual prowess in this song
                first anon is exactly correct that milk = tits

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. It's just the sexual prowess part or more simply her female charm, in which Dahlia is completely overpowering Mia since she has the court eating out of the palm out of her hand. It has nothing to do with Mia's tits in that context.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have no clue what you're talking about, i just posted to tell you that the song milkshake is indeed about sex, so using it to disprove the guy thinking milk = sex is pants on head retarded

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And sex doesn't mean just tits. The song isn't about just tits either.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right
                none of that changes how poor your example was, i dont know why you're still trying to come up with an angle to defend it, when you even went on the give the actual explaination why first anon was wrong afterwards anyway

                No. It's just the sexual prowess part or more simply her female charm, in which Dahlia is completely overpowering Mia since she has the court eating out of the palm out of her hand. It has nothing to do with Mia's tits in that context.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The anon was talking like he wasn't aware with the song at all so I posted it in the hopes he would get it right away. It wasn't an example and I don't understand why you're being so anal about this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, please.

                ?t=8

                >post the song in response to someone saying tits = milk
                >when the song literally backs that up
                thats literally all i pointed out, no one is anal here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is the most inane argument in this thread, and this thread is full of inane arguments. The explanation is already out there so let's just leave it at that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >argument

                >'anon this song actually confirms the tits theory'
                >>'yes i know, but in regards to that game it doesnt because x y and z'
                >'ah'
                >-end-
                wow what an earth shattering argument put me in the screencap we did it reddit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was no longer an argument. I was just declaring we need to do move on because the original anon concerned already got his explanation.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                feel free to stop replying then xd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >when the song literally backs that up
                No it doesn't you autistic ESL gay. Milk=woman popular with men.
                Stop making up shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No it doesn't you autistic ESL gay. Milk=woman popular with men.
                the song never once says milk singularly at any time
                also, milke = woman populaar with men in what country?
                please project ESL'ness in your designated 4chan thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Milkshake bringing boys to the yard"
                >Milkshake is often used as a reference to the song, especially the famous line: “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” The lyrics may accompany selfies projecting a positive self-image or sex appeal, as the milkshake is “what the guys go crazy for” in the song.
                Drop the act, shitskin. You're way too blatantly ESL.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is often used as a reference to the song, especially the famous line: “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” The lyrics may accompany selfies projecting a positive self-image or sex appeal, as the milkshake is “what the guys go crazy for” in the song.

                [...]
                >post the song in response to someone saying tits = milk
                >when the song literally backs that up
                thats literally all i pointed out, no one is anal here

                anon... milkshake is a metaphor for sexual prowess in this song
                first anon is exactly correct that milk = tits

                thats exactly what i said you total brown skinned fucking retard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YOU'VE BEEN ARGUING THAT MILKSHAKE MEANS TITS, YOU GORILLA moron:

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL projecting ESL
                tale as old as time

                anon 1 said that he thought milk = tits in some game
                anon 2 said no thats not true, and posted milkshake
                anon 3 (me) says 'but anon 2, milkshake actually IS about tits', so you posted it but it actually supporst anon 1 more than anon 2
                anon 2: ah but regarding what anon 1 said specifically about video game, x y z blah blah
                anon 3 (me): ah
                ESL (you): blasjdaksfdasfaknfkafmkf

                just learn how to fucking read english and follow a reply chain and then you can project your pajeetness onto others with greater success

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ESL shitskin doesn't know what "milkshake bringing boys to the yard means"
                >thinks it's tits
                >told he's wrong, shown proof
                >pretends he's still right
                moron, not a single natural citizen would ever think what you did because, IT'S A SEMI REGULAR SAYING.
                Nor would they be illiterate enough to keep saying "it means tits", when shown that it isn't.

                You're clearly ESL, with a poor grasp of English and a shitskin pajeet subhuman moron to boot. KYS, fag.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literally so retarded it is like hes not from this planet
                i even labelled all the anons for you
                anon 1 said milk = tits
                anon 3 said that milkshake = sexual promiscuity, which is exactly what the song is about, and thats what anon 1 was thinking when he played his shit weeb video game
                use your fucking brain and leave the 3rd world you worthless fucking moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                anon... milkshake is a metaphor for sexual prowess in this song
                first anon is exactly correct that milk = tits

                Oh boy, milkshakes! That's where I'm a viking!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's the difference between yare yare daze and yare yare ne?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >daze
              masculine and more assertive form of dayo, which is a casual and slightly more assertive form of tbh yo.
              >ne
              a sort of "right?" "isn't it?" ender that's used towards someone else for confirmation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you didn't write down what those moonrunes meant, gay

        [...]

        ?t=1502

        TRANSLATE THE LINE moron

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hang on he's putting it into google translate but its' hard to draw the kanji.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Japanese text is already in the filename
            >someone already explained it right after
            Do you even read before posting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People like that ruin earnest, sincere discussion about the decision making and nature of localization. It honestly makes things worse for players and localizers both in experience and understanding by exemplifying the thing midwits stereotype the role into being. A living caricature.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mia is the last person who should be calling someone else out for how they attract men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of translation conversation operates under the idea that the original writers work is being changed but what if they saw what was changed and actually think it's funny or don't mind that the localizations are different?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          being changed separate from what the original writers want*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't matter. Writers are not the authority on wether or not a translation of their work is good.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if it doesn't matter than shouldn't the translators
            be able to do whatever they want?

            It has to matter to some extent or we won't even know the intention of what was written and it'll just be like one of those shitty doujin rewrites where the writer just makes up shit that they think is happening in the story..

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, I think you misunderstood me. The most important thing is the intent of the author. But I meant that in the situation when an author approves of a translation of his work in another language that is far from being faithful to his original text. His original writing is important, and even if he approves of a bad translation of his work that opinion should be ignored because it is wrong. I did not explain this well. But I think you get it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2000's translations are so soul

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        ?t=1502

        >My ass is acting violently! It's acting violently!
        There's no particular pun here, from what I can see.

        What these are telling me is that the translation vastly improved the writing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised I didn't remember this clunker of a line yikes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I get it. It’s because this is a very old flashback and their language was made specifically to be old and outdated for the funnies

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying half the charm of AA isn't the Japanifornia and localisation aspects
    eat your hamburgers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still cracks me up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i refence this all the time and it makes my wife roll her eyes

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're just a nagging gay. Yes I hated that the localization changed the country from Japan to US because it was a retarded change that was unnecessary, but some of the jokes do need to be remade to fit into english and they work well.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing about localisations, is the American boomers putting their own shitty way of talking into the game, and often completely changing the plot or characters

    It's not much better than a machine translation. And honestly, sometimes it's worse. I don't know Japanese, but I don't play these games to hear or read gnomish or American phrases by old people,

    >japanese character says oy vey

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brits injecting british slang

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys should learn a bit of nip. one day you might enjoy unmolested scripts

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only 20 more years of watching anime and i'll be at N4 :^)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying, dude. After around a year of working on and off I've memorized a fair bit of kanji but even the basics of grammar are beyond me. I need to freshen up on my kanakata as well. And that's just reading, I can't understand anything that's spoken.

      And yes I've tried the cure dolly videos, her shitty fucking 'everything is a train' analogy is completely unhelpful and just gets more confusing the more she shoves into it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >kanakata
        Anyway, personally I think Cure Dolly's videos are only good after you've spent a while studying Japanese yourself because it helps you reconceptualize the language after you've been struggling with it for a time. I don't think it's going to help beginners since the train metaphor is for people who already know Japanese grammar rules and have been forcing them to work with English. You should just memorize characters, read grammar references like Genki and above all always keep consuming media. Make it a habit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Make it a habit.
          yeah that's what I need to do, and I need to figure out how to put anki on my phone so I can keep up while away from my computer. I lost a shitload of progress over xmas.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >look up cure dolly
          >read the first comments
          >fucking died

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's just the tip of the iceberg, she was apparently the leader of a bizarre feminist cult whose beliefs involved sun goddesses and ritual spanking. Someone made a collage of a quick rundown but I don't have it saved

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hopefully someone delivers because that sounds hilarious

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >only good after you've spent a while studying Japanese yourself because it helps you reconceptualize the language after you've been struggling with it for a time
          explain to me how only learning the language properly after learning it wrong for some time is better than learning it properly straight away. or don't because i'm not going to read your reply anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Struggling with learning doesn't mean you're learning wrong. You're just failing to make progress.
            You don't even know English.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you didnt answer why failing to make progress is better than learning something correctly from the beginning

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because in that anon's case he was failing to make progress with the "correct" method because he had no idea what the videos were talking about. He can come back to it later if he wants to but it's not something he needs to beat himself up over for not understanding because he simply needs to get further in his studies first.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes, child. you will read his responses.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >think Cure Dolly's videos are only good after you've spent a while studying Japanese
          another anon told everyone that she is a cultist, her videos are error ridden and that you should not learn from her.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >her videos are error ridden
            Could you point the errors out?
            >and that you should not learn from her.
            worked for me, don't know what to tell you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i never watched her videos nor i know japanese. i was just in a thread like this one and someone pointed out she had a youtube video with her real voice and that she is a wacko.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                k

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's a fucking weirdo for sure but there's nothing wrong with the videos.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        japanese the manga way. thank me later bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easier said than done gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unmolested scripts
      haha...

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is filled with weaboos who never played and will never play AA, but feel really strongl about muh translation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no you don't understand it's SUPPOSED to be bad!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >good localization
        >"REEEEE it's bad because... IT JUST IS"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >noooo you don't understand it's a GOOD thing when translators butcher the original script because... um... IT JUST IS OKAY?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you have a different opinion, therefore you didn't play it
      Reminds me of some threads, like BotW, Bloodborne, etc.
      They're bad. But TGAA actually is okay, because they couldn't "localize" it, like the old ones.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this whole thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very funny you gay /s

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fr fr no cap bruh ong not bussin' who let him cook??

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hahaha...AHAHAHAHAHAH!! THIS!!! THISS!!!!! IT'S EPIC LOLZ!!!!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Before I even bother looking, is this another one of those threads where we just throw around the "if you don't like a bad translation that means you want an exact literal translation" strawman?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, this is a thread where weebmoron cry about a translation for a game series they don't play or care about.
      Because it infringes on their basement dwelling neetmoron cultural tourist gayry that Jap games are meant to fulfill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A simple "yes" would have sufficed to answer my question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've played all of them so fuck you and you're bullshit claim you tard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is that at this point I would actually prefer an exact translation, at least then you're guaranteed to understand SOME of what is being said instead of being completely at the mercy of some retard's fanfiction.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there a decent free phone app that will let you scan and translate kanji?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=254
    Why don't you use Ace Attorney to learn nip?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >learning nip... by watching someone play games in English
      Uh, okay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no you retard
        if the nips are doing it, you can too

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this the Dragon I See Comeback Court thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      pls bring pasta

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      pls bring pasta

      Hello, everyone! My name is Dragon Isee, and with my assistant Evening Village (who loves burgers and who I met after her sister, Thousandfathoms Village, was killed), I investigate crimes and defend clients as a defense attorney! My rival is the prosecutor Clever Swordedge, who I was in primary school with (together with my first client, Youknow Forsure). He was mentored by Fromhell Demon, a famous prosecutor (who is now gone, but his legacy continues with his daughter, Dark Demon).

      These days I've taken proteges myself, like Surprise Lawboy and Moon Heartnoise, and adopted a daughter, Seethrough. Life is swell here in Japanifornia.

      Also, I have an ancestor called Helpfuldragon Isee, who became a lawyer due to his friend Onetruth Onehundredseptendecillion. He was helped by his faithful judicial assistant Honorfeathercity Godword, the daughter of Friend Godword. There was one time she had to dress up as a boy in court, in which she took the name Dragonboy Isee. In Rondon they met famous detective Closelycuthair Hollytreehome, and his young female roommate Rainbow Sonofwalter. Together they took many cases against the famous Reaper of the Bailey, Itcantbehelped Ofthesick. They even met and defended the famous Stubborn Summereye, who coined the famous term "I love you"! Life was swell in Rondon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes
      pls bring pasta

      [...]
      Hello, everyone! My name is Dragon Isee, and with my assistant Evening Village (who loves burgers and who I met after her sister, Thousandfathoms Village, was killed), I investigate crimes and defend clients as a defense attorney! My rival is the prosecutor Clever Swordedge, who I was in primary school with (together with my first client, Youknow Forsure). He was mentored by Fromhell Demon, a famous prosecutor (who is now gone, but his legacy continues with his daughter, Dark Demon).

      These days I've taken proteges myself, like Surprise Lawboy and Moon Heartnoise, and adopted a daughter, Seethrough. Life is swell here in Japanifornia.

      Also, I have an ancestor called Helpfuldragon Isee, who became a lawyer due to his friend Onetruth Onehundredseptendecillion. He was helped by his faithful judicial assistant Honorfeathercity Godword, the daughter of Friend Godword. There was one time she had to dress up as a boy in court, in which she took the name Dragonboy Isee. In Rondon they met famous detective Closelycuthair Hollytreehome, and his young female roommate Rainbow Sonofwalter. Together they took many cases against the famous Reaper of the Bailey, Itcantbehelped Ofthesick. They even met and defended the famous Stubborn Summereye, who coined the famous term "I love you"! Life was swell in Rondon.

      Greetings, my name is Surprise Lawboy. My father was the travelling musician Surprise Musicboy and my mother was the famous magician Gentlesea Magic. As a child, I met my best friends, Blue Earth, who wanted to be an astronaut. I wanted to be a lawyer, and began training under first-rate defence attorney Hazy Dragonfang. My first trial was defending his friend, the famous attorney turned poker player Dragon Isee. During the trial, I met his daughter Seethrough Isee, who gave me a piece of evidence that led my to accuse my own boss of murder.

      After that, I began to work for Mr. Isee at his office. I proceeded face off against my former boss’ rock star/ prosecutor brother, Echo Dragonfang. I also met the grumpy detective Glowingsky garden gnomeeledmoon, who had a passion for forensic science.

      My boss recently hired another attorney, Moon Heartnoise. Together we’ve been battling the convict-prosecutor Swift Distortion and his partner, detective Rumbling Sentry. I can’t wait to see what adventures await us now that my boss has his attorney’s badge back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Greetings, my name is Surprise Lawboy. My father was the travelling musician Surprise Musicboy
        Deepest lore.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are failed writers who resent the things they are working on for being "beneath them". This is not exaggeration or hyperbole, that is how they behave. They change things because they want to roleplay as "creatives" but didn't have what it takes to be actual creatives.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every localization defender (and localizer) inevitably, without fail, ends in "the original was bad anyways".

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these changes in the new versions of the game? These references weren't in the originals or 3ds versions. Either its an edit or I genuinely don't remember these things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were in the DS version of the game, at least

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, those screenshots of sprites at DS resolution are clearly from a new release you fucking retard.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You gaijins will never ever be Japanese.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why would I want to be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank fuck, I don't want to be a wageslave living off an allowance from his bitchy whore wife until he eventually and inevitably offs himself.
      I just want to play unpozzed vidya.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Appreciating japan as a gaijin seems better than having to be a jap and have gaijin shit up your homeland and art

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Foreigners dont really do that in japan because they're strict about who they let in and what foreigners can do. Thankfully.
        They're intent on remaining a majority and preserving their culture. Shame so many places in the west fell for the globalism meme and didnt realise how important that was in time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      Gaijins get treated well in Japan when you learn their customs
      You get treated like you're special even if you're plain as day. Its nice. I call it the Gaijin treatment

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Beat Layton vs Wright today
    >No good porn of Darklaw or even Espella

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably something about the game's popularity or lack thereof

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably something about the game's popularity or lack thereof

      Ace Attorney in general doesn't have a lot of porn for some reason. I guess it's not degenerate enough for cumbrain zoomers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh the fans are degenerate, don't worry about that. The gaytards often can't control themselves. It might have just been fujos way back when, but modern western youth treat that shit like a trend, so it's exacerbated wildly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fujo thread where the majority of the most important characters are obvious fujo bait.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Localizations do have one good thing about them, and that's the mental gymnastics the localization apologists get up to to somehow shoehorn a justification. It's funny.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To anyone learning Japanese right now. If you're learning Kanji/Kana with Anki. I recommend reading manga like Yotsuba&! & Flying Witch in Japanese, since those are easy to read for beginners (they have furigana) and are also very good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tomboy in feminine clothing

      cute

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Miura is very cute.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She and Torako are my favorite.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I personally really like Fuuka. Too cute.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What game is this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soul Nomad and the World Eaters, its by Nis, the same people who make the Disgaea games except its more serious

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how come ace attorney has been given a pass all these years for what is effectively a butchered localization in 2023?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost everything is a pun in AA (including basically everyone's names), the series was initially made only with the Japanese market in mind and was thought impossible to localize. Hence the eventual localization being more of a rewrite.

      Dragon Quest is the only other example that comes pretty close, the DQ localizations would often change many characters and locations' names, add regional accents, write numerous new jokes etc. The Japanese director approves of it though, and the fanbase actually likes it, even Ganker will defend DQ's localization to death.

      So ultimately, like any other piece of media (or art) it's all in the eye of the beholder, there's no right or wrong way to do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun Fact, Plus Alpha Translations did the localization for almost all mainline DQ games, including DQ11, and they also did the entirety of The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles. According to their site, they worked on one and a half episode from Trials and Tribulations (I vaguely remember their website detailing that they worked on the final episode, but I'm not sure).
        They also did Layton Brothers and Layton Mystery Journey. So they seem to be the go-to company in case Japanese devs want a British localization

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. It's not in the eye of the beholder. There are right and wrong ways to translate. And Dragon Quest for example, is a bad way of doing it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're literally beholding it right now

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the fanbase actually likes it, even Ganker will defend DQ's localization to death.
        I've seen plenty of people here shitting on the localization of several dragon quest games in the west. I remember back when I played DQV DS how people were telling me that wasn't the right version just because of the localization.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because its a funny translation

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck is harlem shake?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice picture. Very telling of the evil these "people" harbor.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipshit localizers abusing their roles in anime/vidya has been an issue for decades now. You're getting at least 80% of the game in equal quality, and if you want the last 20% true to the author's intention, it's easier than ever now to learn japanese.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AA has great localization though

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the translator visit /b/ regularly back then?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fuck, this is the worst thing I've ever seen on this site.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        then you haven't seen the dog gore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think, "Failing clown in a circus near to being taken over by the star actor" is being faithfully adhered to as a concept with Moe. It's not even a translation issue. He just relies primarily on dated referential humor. That's why he sucks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fresh prince theme song was a very prevalent meme at the time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So, the issue is that the translator mistakenly assumed most people would view it as dated?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think, "Failing clown in a circus near to being taken over by the star actor" is being faithfully adhered to as a concept with Moe. It's not even a translation issue. He just relies primarily on dated referential humor. That's why he sucks.

          It aged great by aging badly. It still hits just a little too close to home if you were browsing in 2007.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Skies of Arcadia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Does Skies of Arcadia have a fan translation?

      >My ass is acting violently! It's acting violently!
      There's no particular pun here, from what I can see.

      That's indeed exactly what is written there. Definitely also no mention of hemorrhoids.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weebs have gone through the localization of the trilogy several times now. Dated references aside, it's actually pretty faithful to all the emotional beats and language quirks of the original nip. The alt-LA premise is absolutely astounding given just how Jap the plot gets, but they still made it work. It's when modern localizers tried this approach and failed that we started getting problems.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20180804030919/https://nenilein.tumblr.com/post/146996308212/what-are-ace-attorney-characters-like-in-the

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do localizers ruin games?
    Not for long. Can't wait to see all the copes they come up with

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god yes, I can't wait for japanese devs to start using this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love ai now

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1st case of AA4
    >Grape juice is clearly just censored wine

    >Except it isn't and the devs were just fucking with the fans

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love AO screencaps

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chad Apollo is the best part of these

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I was the prosecutor of that case

      A highlight of my life.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember going on the website to see if this was still active/alive and only one server has players in it but it was danganronpa themed with a bunch of discord trannies running it. Not even being a schizo when I say that last part, their discord was linked directly to it and everyone went by they/them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The server those screencaps came from is still running, but you're not going to find it on the "main" website for it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's still going? How old is it by now? Where can I find it?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >It's still going?
            Somehow. Don't go on it much anymore, but they're still doing cases
            >Where can I find it?
            aovidya.pw

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's just doxxing, it has nothing on the juicy spanking cult.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ace Attorney games are the gold standard for localizations. The original text is so dry and boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chud spotted

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AA online fags
    literal sub-reddit ifunny and 9gag level garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you missed out, newfriend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AO is still alive anon (on weekends)

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is you have lines that in the Japanese script are meant to be "funny" but when translated don't even qualify as humor because the Japanese are so heavily irradiated that they laugh at the most mundane and nonsensical repetitive bullshit. So as a localizer you either translate it directly and ruin the humorous intent of the dialogue or make up your own humor and ruin the literal meaning of the dialogue. It's a lose-lose.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So saying "good grief"

      yeah, about that...

      in response to someone acting the mickey counts as a joke for nips?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's like a sitcom laugh track trigger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every line of dialogue has to be heckin deadass funny af, just like my favourite content creators.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then just let it be not funny. do localizers surgically insert humour into German text as well?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I prefer when they do literal translations and put a little TL note. I know it's not viable for games but it's a fun way of learning their culture without needing to sacrifice the intent. The Toradora light novel preserved all the cultural jokes and just put little notes like "this is a reference to this tv show" or "it's a pun where the word CHING means CHONG which can be read as CHANG".

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you think japanese is "bland" then you don't know enough japanese and you're still converting it into english in your head literally.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You might not be aware of this because you are a retarded surface level weeb but Japanese games are full of memes and references, so what would you prefer?
    The translators naming a stupid Japanese dance nobody knows?
    Or would you prefer he just says he has hemorrhoids and complain the translation leaves half of the text out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay, so replace memes and references with memes and references.
      But do not replace "dry" or "bland" or whatever the fuck underage twittermoron cope word dialogue with memes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The translators naming a stupid Japanese dance nobody knows?
      They would unironically be okay with it. Yes, not understanding something is better than the other way around for them.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to get up often and stretch, walk around the house a bit too, so you can avoid hemorrhoids.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      too late, i am grossberg

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three games of Ace Attorney hijinks and that's where you decide to be embarrassed?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cultural references are... LE BAD!
    no.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cultural references are bad
      Yes.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When this part happened during my playthrough I just chuckled and said “really? What the fuck” and then kept going and forgot about it like 20 seconds later. Why can’t you do this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >noooo you can't care about some things more than me everyone has to care about everything exactly the same amount and have the exact same opinion!
      why are zoomers like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just a silly joke that lasts like 2 seconds. It’s not like these games are known for 10/10 writing but they are still fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just a silly joke
          haha i get that reference, so silly XD

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally what is wrong with “I get that reference” type jokes? I personally feel fluttery inside and smile when I do in fact get that fucking reference

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so does a million other people but they don't feel the need to vocalize it because it's nothing to be proud of

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When this thread happened during my browsing I just chuckled and said "really? What the fuck" and then kept going and forgot about it like 20 seconds later. Why can't you do this?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I personally feel fluttery inside and smile when I do in fact get that fucking reference
    Inoperable.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being le contrarian about the Ace Attorney localizations now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I hate localizers being retarded, but I thought everyone already accepted that AA had retarded localization. I mean that one image with the burger meme has been around for ages.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but I thought everyone already accepted that AA had retarded localization
        apparently not judging by all the cocksucking it gets on this very thread

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harlem Shake

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's interesting that in the literary world redoing translations in order to be more faithful to the originals is a super common business but this does not exist in video games.
    I think there's a good business opportunity here. A company that specializes in fixing translations, removing all creative input from the old translator and trying to make the thing sound as faithful as possible to the original, but now in another language. This is an art that has been perfected for centuries by mankind in a medium whose writing is much more complex, so it's not as if it's impossible.
    The big problem is distribution, though. Nobody is going to want to buy a game twice because of two different translations, so the business of this company would be to sell DLCs perhaps? You buy a game and you can buy later a DLC that adds the translation done by someone who has some commitment to the arts and humanity and not by some unqualified and probably perverted autist.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me in the center wearing the red jacket and comparing my hemorrhoids to the Harlem Shake

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone remember Phoenix Wrong

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, everyone! My name is Dragon Isee, and with my assistant Evening Village (who loves burgers and who I met after her sister, Thousandfathoms Village, was killed), I investigate crimes and defend clients as a defense attorney! My rival is the prosecutor Clever Swordedge, who I was in primary school with (together with my first client, Youknow Forsure). He was mentored by Fromhell Demon, a famous prosecutor (who is now gone, but his legacy continues with his daughter, Dark Demon).

    These days I've taken proteges myself, like Surprise Lawboy and Moon Heartnoise, and adopted a daughter, Seethrough. Life is swell here in Japanifornia.

    Also, I have an ancestor called Helpfuldragon Isee, who became a lawyer due to his friend Onetruth Onehundredseptendecillion. He was helped by his faithful judicial assistant Honorfeathercity Godword, the daughter of Friend Godword. There was one time she had to dress up as a boy in court, in which she took the name Dragonboy Isee. In Rondon they met famous detective Closelycuthair Hollytreehome, and his young female roommate Rainbow Sonofwalter. Together they took many cases against the famous Reaper of the Bailey, Itcantbehelped Ofthesick. They even met and defended the famous Stubborn Summereye, who coined the famous term "I love you"! Life was swell in Rondon.

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