Why do people pretend that this trash is canon?

Why do people pretend that this trash is canon?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because its the only gen 8 game that isn't a complete embarrassment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >catch 50 bidoof

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Didn't play the game
        We can tell

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I pretend you didn't play the game so I can shitpost that it is good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >didnt even beat kleavor
            kek. how pathetic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ok pathetic shill
              >BUT I SWEAR IT LE GETS BETTER LE LATER

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            This is like saying RBY is shit and saying you dropped it after Viridan Forrest holy kek

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              see

              You did this with platinum, emerald and you still do it with new games. My time is more valuable than wasting it in trash games that I hate, despise you morons b***hing how "I didn't beat it". I am not going to fall for your shill tactics ever again.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >My time is more valuable than wasting it in trash games.

                Good to see you're using your "valuable" time to argue about a children's game on a Vietnamese basket weaving site.
                Lol. Lmao even

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I could use it to play good games I actually like, cope and seethe Arseus worshipper

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                PLA is better game than gen 1/2/3 simultaneously.
                Your crying won’t change that fact, sweetheart~

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Your shilling will never be a fact, moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Shiiiiiil
                Yeah, I know you have literally no arguments so you have to fling some buzzwords at me, but keep it up please, it is so funny to see people like you malding

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I played the game. Your entire "argument" afterwards was "You didn't play it, because I say so, despite the two stars in your trainer card lole".
                Kys, please. Begging ya.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      smart man

      https://i.imgur.com/hNEBV6x.jpg

      Why do people pretend that this trash is canon?

      fricking idiot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >check out my literal who ecele-
        no

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >trusting the opinion of a guy who think bw is the peak of the serie
        yikes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp SV shills bttfo

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        SV isn't part of gen 8

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          may as well be since it feel more like a dlc for swsh than anything else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >empty catching simulator with a story as bad as swsh and no battles
      Ok buddy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >no battles
        it has few battles, and some of them are the best in the series. also nothing is stopping you from catching the mon in the classic way. play the game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it has a few battles
          You know what I meant. Don't be obtuse. It has ONE of the best battles in the series, the rest are mediocre or straight up bad.
          >nothing is stopping you from catching the classic way
          Catching from battling or catching from GO throwing isn't the problem, the problem is making catching pokemon the main focus.

          >a story as bad as swsh
          you didnt play the game

          Oh? Enlighten me on how brilliant and riveting the plot of legends arceus is then. Please tell me how a story that doesn't even have a proper conclusion is good.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh? Enlighten me on how brilliant and riveting the plot of legends arceus is then. Please tell me how a story that doesn't even have a proper conclusion is good
            it has a story. wich is more that i can say for swsh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It has an incomplete nonsensical story, just like swsh.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >get send to the past by god to seek all pokemon and save the region
                >while seeking all pokemon, you save the region
                seem pretty straightfoward to me. at least more than
                >do stupid meanigless tasks while the moronic dude and his charizard are having the real adventure

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It has no battles
            "It has some battles"
            >OMG STOP BEING OBTUSE!

            Fricking morons on this board, I swear to god.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >a story as bad as swsh
        you didnt play the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't play the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >No battles
        Oh no no no PLAhaters...they KNOW we didn't play it!!!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a yes, battling that on Agatha bootleg three time and that gold shitter with her single abomasnow really make plass the best game ever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't play the game.

            >I pretend you didn't play the game so I can shitpost that it is good

            >Playtime: 5:35
            You. Didn't. Play. The. Game.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Need to play the whole trash to say it is bad
              You. are. a. shil. You. are. a. shill.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Didn't beat a single noble
                >thinks completing dex entries is just catching the mon over and over
                You didn't play the game
                You will never be a woman
                You will be a failure and freak for your entire existence

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day. Nobody brought trannies shit here.
                You are polcel and thus, a shill and opinion discarded forever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Still didn't play it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't play it

                Play with my balls, shill

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Didn't play it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Screech all you want. Every dex entry is exactly the same. Catch pokemon 35 times, do some special task for it, catch the gender difference, see x move 25 times, etc
                You shill are sub humans and PLA is a fricking turd.
                Keep screenching "BUT YOU DIDN'T PLAY IT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE WHOLE SHITTY GAME AND I SAY SO" to the moon and back, you won't change my mind.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't play the game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The game doesn't have Youngster Timmy and his level 3 Zigzagoon?!?!?!?!?! How can it possibly be good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fippedy Bippedy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      Paldeabortions seething

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paldeagotes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nice
          I’ll never understand the unbridled hatred some gays here have for PLA. I honestly had the most fun with it of almost any other Pokémon game. My most played switch game by far

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because it is, play SV and take the history classes.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend that this kino isn't the best game in at MINIMUM four generations?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there any proof in game that the events of legends arceus are even canon? they could esily have been made up by Heath just like he did with the events of the first expedition in area zero

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the lady who tells you about your past lives and gives you an arc phone case

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they are mentioned in the history classes in SV

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    La la laaaaaaaa
    lllaaaaa laaa laaaaa
    bugs in anuuussss
    la lalalaaaaa

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play the games. You don't even have to read for this answer. Laventon is literally on your history class board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying laventon isnt a real guy that Heath put in his fanfic to make it sound more belivable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        At this point literally everything outside of Scarlet and Violet may as well be "Heath's schizo fanfiction brought to life by the Disk Legendary" if this is the level of cope we're on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >trying this hard to derail a thread

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          tell me then anon, if hisui is real, how do i evolve my stantler into wyrdeer in SV 🙂

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Put it in the time machine

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You wait until the DLC releases so that a historian npc who is well versed in Ancient Hisui appears somewhere in Paldea, and is willing to provide resources for the Hisuian Forms such as items or teaching your Pokemon "long forgotten moves" if they're compatible.

              >the dlc reveal that husui was all a creation of the third legendary imagination magic
              would be some kinno lore

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You wait until the DLC releases so that a historian NPC who is well versed in Ancient Hisui appears somewhere in Paldea, and is willing to provide resources for the Hisuian Forms such as items or teaching your Pokemon "long forgotten moves" if they're compatible.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't play it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU DIDN'T PLAY LE GAME BECAUSE I SAY SO!!!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people pretend that this trash is canon?
    Rule of Cool
    >Basculegion
    >Kleavor
    >Ursaluna
    >Overqwil
    >Wyrdeer
    >H-Goodra
    >H-Zoroark
    Are cool as hell. It seems like the only cool shit Gamefreak can make nowadays are based on their older pokemon

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this kills the scat/vomit shill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a shit version of dqix

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because its better than the canon games

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's not canon!!
    Literally no game is canon at this point, Gamefreak literally writes the games without any real consideration of events in previous games, beyond randomly having characters appear as fanservice who will inevitably mention the events of their origin game alone. This is the explanation behind some massive threat happening ever few years, because in one game's canon most of the other ones didn't happen

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe because the creators consider it canon and given the creators are the ones who decide the canon and not burger manchildren addicted to a kiddy IP, that's the end of the discussion. Melt down elsewhere, we're full of whiny morons already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fans decide canon
      No matter what the corpo morons at the top say, WE choose what is part of this continuity and what is rejected. Cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Huff your own farts elsewhere moron. Sorry you don't like it, but I wouldn't expect a peon like you to enjoy unfiltered soul.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If that's the case, why haven't GameFreak disavowed everything they've ever released after Gen 1 and focused exclusively on remaking Gen 1 every year?
        Because the majority fans don't think anything past Gen 1 is "real Pokemon" and despise it.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Arceus kidnaps you from Platinum to do something in the past

    How does time travel even work in this series?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the protagonist is supposed to be a kid from our universe taken into the Pokémon world who in turn becomes the ancestor of the protagonist of Diamond/Pearl/Platinum.
      This is heavily hinted at in the beginning by you not being afraid of Pokémon, and being familiar with catching them. You’re supposed to be a kid who plays the Pokémon games or some shit and you get isekai’d

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's Lucas/Dawn from DP at 15, instead of 10/11 like they were during events of DP.
        The fact you're brought back in time to stop some loony intent on remaking the world for himself AGAIN is the hint that should have unlocked it for you. You're not scared of pokémon, as you left your time as a past Champion of the Sinnoh region.
        Why does the merest suggestion of time-travel melt people's heads?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Arceus kidnaps you from Platinum to do something in the past

      What? Arceus kidnaps the MC when they’re 15 which is way after Platinum

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marketed as a mainline game, referenced in Scarlet/Violet.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a game developed by GameFreak not be canon? Even Pokémon Quest is canon

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >trash is canon
    a defining feature of pokemon

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only trash is you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      -r game, called PLA

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was the only legit way to get an Arceus from Sinnoh before the BDSP update

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying hisui is sinnoh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Arceus isn't Sinnoh

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a shitty pokemon game, surrounded by even shittier pokemon games.

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