Why do slaanesh worshipers keep evolving into crabs? i mean look at those crab claws.
Why do slaanesh worshipers keep evolving into crabs? i mean look at those crab claws.
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Ever get a hand job from a crab? You are missing out.
ALL WILL BE CRAB
i can dig it
Carcinisation
Slaanesh is obsession with the perfect. Crabs, as seen by how everything evolves into them, are the perfect. Thus become as crab
Crabs are sexy.
Crabs taste good.
Crabs look cool.
What's not to like about crabs?
I love these gals like you would believe
It's because they're cancer
Pinching is the perfect melee attack
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
It's a refrence to a veneral disease
Getting pinched by a crab is quite painful and Slaanesh is all about pain besides pleasure
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
>slannesh is the god of excess
>excessive evolution = crab
Checks out
Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so...
>Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
>Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
>Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
>Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
Taste like crab, talk like people