Why do slaanesh worshipers keep evolving into crabs? i mean look at those crab claws.

Why do slaanesh worshipers keep evolving into crabs? i mean look at those crab claws.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ever get a hand job from a crab? You are missing out.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ALL WILL BE CRAB

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i can dig it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carcinisation

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Slaanesh is obsession with the perfect. Crabs, as seen by how everything evolves into them, are the perfect. Thus become as crab

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crabs are sexy.
    Crabs taste good.
    Crabs look cool.
    What's not to like about crabs?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love these gals like you would believe

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's because they're cancer

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pinching is the perfect melee attack

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
    CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE
    CRAB PEOPLE CRAB PEOPLE

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's a refrence to a veneral disease

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting pinched by a crab is quite painful and Slaanesh is all about pain besides pleasure

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >slannesh is the god of excess
    >excessive evolution = crab
    Checks out

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
      >Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
      >Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.
      >Crabs are the perfect endpoint of evolution so... you evolve again.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Taste like crab, talk like people

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