Why do they hate Zelink so much?

Why do they hate Zelink so much?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who is they

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know.
      “THEM”
      “THEY”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      QUI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You know.
      “THEM”
      “THEY”

      Trannies and israelites ofc.
      Its because straight and white and can reproduce and thats....le bad!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >says this while seething at Bayonetta
        Kek

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally nobody in here has said anything bad about the bayonetta pairing. You are a schizophrenic fricktard.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bayonettamuttoids are so delusional they think their 3rd party developer art makes for good romance.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    link deserves better, like a goddess. zelda snoozed, now she loses

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link x Ganondorf
      it works too well

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Aonuma and Nintendo keep pussyfooting their relationship and not make it official that they fricked unlike Rex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this comic so much. Artist is missing what makes Zelink so pure and wholesome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >redditbuddy
      >onejokebuddy
      Zelda's approach to romance is boring and monotonous, and Xenoblade is low-effort shonen wank fodder for fat otakus and weebs. Completely unironically Bayonetta did it better than both.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bayonettamuttoids are so delusional they think their 3rd party developer art makes for good romance.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon post canon straight couple with a kid
          >starts insulting him
          Kek so zelinkgays actually get triggered at canon and better couples?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quit raiding other people’s threads with irrelevant vidya

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought you said only troons hate straigt ships? Why are you so triggered at bayonetta x luka?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im not triggered I’m asking you nicely to go make your own bayonetta thread. You will attract the snoys here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >calls that anon Bayonettamuttoid for posting a CANON family art

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you even read his initial post? It’s typical muttoid dog whistle. I would not be surprised if he’s actually a troony. Also, immediately disregarded and discredited because he’s a snoygger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, imagine thinking that garbage bin trash like Xenoblade is even worth mentioning - literal harem anime garbage, only subhumans ( aka weebs and trannies) like it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is literally living in Link's house and there's still only one bed.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t post this or the bayonettasissies/malongays will start flooding the thread with nikocadoavacado

        >Better love story than Zelink
        >SHUT IT DOWN

        Absolutely delusional lol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you saying Link fricks his uncle in Alttp?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pregnant women are beautiful.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because there are like four other girls that surpass her. Two are dead though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is an opinion
      Kys homosexual

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real underrated pairing is Ganandorf(bottom)/link(top)

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason you close disgaea 2 canon kissing couple, troony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're troons and turd worlders

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf i thought women loved being accosted in public, especially while being filmed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        well he's ugly and indian

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is what the average malongay coomer looks like. Brown and inept at life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Embarrassing

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Malon is better than Zelda
    Zelda is for lazy femcels and troons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Another opinion nobody cares about.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We all know Link’s heart belonged to Zelda
        >muh guide book
        KWAB

        >trannies mad at Malon superiority
        lmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >supposed superiority
          >literally nobody draws art for her
          KWAB coomer

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >coomer
            Kek, of course you are some bitter femcel selfinserting as the useless roastie Zelda and not the wholesome big boobs Malon.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >MUH BIG BOOBS!
              What you see here is the prototypical perpetual man child who has never touched breasts in his entire life, nor will he ever. The only thing he touches is his 2 inch peepee that got made fun of in high school. Many such cases!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all know Link’s heart belonged to Zelda
      >muh guide book
      KWAB

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    straight white couples offend certain people.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not him, but your saying that pic related is fine for those troons?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >removes a Disgaea 2 love thread
      Frick off jealous zelinkmod

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same reason you close disgaea 2 canon kissing couple, troony

        What gacha game is this troony talking about? Does anyone even know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meanwhile, zelink homosexuals seethe at every other straight, white zelda pairing like link/malon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody likes Link/Malon. Don’t delude yourself.
        >25th anniversary of OOT came out
        >not a single art of Malon/Link comes out
        >EVERYTHING is Zelink
        This is why you mald when you see these threads.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >knows link/malon isn't a threat
          >still seething about it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Muh art
          Just like Ichiruki used to be popular uh

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ichiruki
            Good job comparing a head canon ship to the most well established and time tested pairing in video game history, that was you know, confirmed in 1989.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They try to fit in using their HEY PLEASE TALK ABOUT ZELINK OR ELSE YOU ARE A troony when they are just projecting. Malon has big boobs and she is a farmer girl meaning she is also a hard worker.
        Zelda is for lazy femoids who spend all day failing and crying waiting for some twink (who dresses as a woman) to save them. Femboys are troons favorite too.
        It's why they hate Malon, or Bayonetta, a cool woman having a kid with her husband.
        Notice how there is that troony who wants to play as Zelda for the movie or Zelda trooning as a man in OoT

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >patreon shit
          Literally frick off. Nobody wants to see your bought and paid for commissioned art. Nobody is reading this wall of text. Keep seething lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they hate Bayonetta and some other b***h being straight

          Literally where. Post proof, schizo.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t hate Bayonetta. I’m simply asking this moronic Malon posting snoyhomosexual to go make his own thread instead of trying to bring his console war to a tendie thread.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          her outfit is so cute, all she needs is one of those head coverings and shed be the complete medieval waifu package

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        youd think white people could get along.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zelinkgay is a troony, not kidding. He selfinserts as Zelda

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this kills the malonsnoygger

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            99% of shippers are trannies

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >trannies to my left
              >trannies to my right
              >trannies everywhere I see
              >trannies living in my head
              >RENT FREE

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you quoting?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Describing your mind and the illness it suffers from

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                stating facts is a mental illness?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we exclude trannies, women, libcucks, christcucks and weebs from white people then we'd get along perfectly.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda is old news dumbass, GTA VI is what is hot now

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are they? Trannies aren't people, we don't count they/thems and I've not seen anyone else hate Zelink unironically.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Menopausal creatura thread

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's literally not canon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Link just really appreciates her as a friend - wouldn't YOU risk your life and limb for a random b***h if you didn't want to dick her down?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Link is based on Peter Pan and Peter Pan never fricks Wendy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Link is based on Peter Pan
          What in the FRICK are you talking about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she is royalty, and it's his job. lol! zelinktrannies don't know shit about the Zelda series.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is funny because Zelda’s diary states the opposite. She states that he still follows her and protects her out of his own motivation (love and duty). KWAB

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          troony btfo'd as always

          This is funny because Zelda’s diary states the opposite. She states that he still follows her and protects her out of his own motivation (love and duty). KWAB

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zelink is cute and canon

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >false flag op stealth cado thread
    Zelinkers have moved to altchans. Don't trust any pics/megas from this thread .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 chan . moe/v/res/910969.html

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >post redhead with big boobs
    >zeldatroons start to seethe
    Lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does not surprise me malongays are also bayonettasissies. But these plot developments are welcomed.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zeldawhales hate this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Better love story than Zelink
        >SHUT IT DOWN

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone post the panel from the OOT manga. You know what I’m talking about.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not interracial enough for them

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because link and zelda don’t work as a couple. They only get paired up because of the game dynamic but they do not suit each other.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. Do you actually believe this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What makes them a good couple? What’s their chemistry?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the games. They are two souls reincarnating forever finding each other out of love. Have you even played skyward sword. Come on anon that was low quality bait.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So femoids fantasy? Bayoluka mogs this hard

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >femoids fantasy
              I mean yes. Why do you think there’s so much fricking art of them coming out daily?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is also trannies icon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok I can’t take you seriously when you keep posting moronic kotaku shit like this.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they belong together because they just do
            Sounds pretty forced to me. I still don’t see the chemistry.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ?si=xGOofaNSNaLGbxCW
              Here’s your forced pairing bro. Official Nintendo trailer btw

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That reminds me of that one animation of Zelda getting fricked by Groose.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude you have a disgusting fetish. Seek help.

                [...]
                For those who want to talk about MM and OOT.

                I respect you for making your own thread bro

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just really hard for me to buy an effeminate elfboy being hetero
    If you want hetero porn of Zelda, at least make it something believable like Tauro x Zelda
    Link x Zelda is like two girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tauro/Zelda
      I ALMOST took this bait loll. Curious how the mind of a cuck works

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cuck
        Literally rent free
        The fact that you are self inserting as a feminine boy is deeply troubling

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    For those who want to talk about MM and OOT.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Links white butthole wrapped around my shit-colored wiener like a plunger no homo

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolflink puffy needy cookie need

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No! That is NOT Princess Zelda!

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No! That is NOT Princess Zelda!

      If it looks like Zelda it’s princess Zelda. link knows what she tastes like.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fixed

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this thread made by that one tendiecuck that unironically bought a Ganker pass to spend his entire evening the same pics over and over from his cuckshed again while his wife gets railed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiphomosexualry is so fricking gay. I can't believe women's sub-culture won over the minds of men.

      Cope troons. There are far worse threads on Ganker daily and you probably make those.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't make threads on Ganker.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you don’t make threads then you have no right to b***h about the threads that are on here. It you want change then make your own. Just a suggestion.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've never b***hed about threads, you fricking zelinktroon.

            Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

            No, but it's gay want to ship two characters together and post romantic pictures of those two characters.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How the frick is romance gay? Get a life lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How the frick is me posting girly romantic pictures of two characters that aren't me gay?
                It just is. like how wearing women's clothing makes you gay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently you get mad at Bayonetta x Luka canonically having sex

                Both of you are moronic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          you make gta threads

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiphomosexualry is so fricking gay. I can't believe women's sub-culture won over the minds of men.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Zelda is a woman
        The only thing hot about zelink headcanon is the swordfighting and link is an expert with a sword

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently you get mad at Bayonetta x Luka canonically having sex

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      men have always appreciated romance, weve always had to find it vicariously in literature, music, and art

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    r34 cuck material same as tifa and cloud

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are mentally disabled. There is a recessive gene for this kind of shit. Same vein as autism.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men back then
    >I want to frick that girl
    Men now
    >uwu I want to see link ( someone that isn't you) frick Belda!!! Its so romantic they love each in canon (they don't).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link is a self insert character. If you want to frick Zelda you probably want to self insert as Link since Zelda wouldn’t frick anyone else.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lowest quality bait is AI sloppa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is on the left guys shirt

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The funny thing is it's canon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s canon that your mom sucks big black wiener and you have muttoid mixed genes?

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is that most here don't hate ZeLink. But the one dude who floods the board with ZeLink.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody has flooded Zelink on this board since July except for the cadoposter who puts cados ass on them.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't include romance in a game for 9 years old

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda is designed for people of all ages.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    based and true

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope troon

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought you were leaving? Put your trip on cuck

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