Why do you guys still play Nintendo games? Serious question.

Why do you guys still play Nintendo games? Serious question.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of games tho
      tranime rpgs dont count btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All of the day bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >waste time listing games so I can say "all shit"
        Lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anon, you shouldn't talk about the switch library like that.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sick burn bro

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thanks. love you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Found the racist

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          are there racist games on the switch?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >tranime
        Nice try. Anime is the last bastion of heterosexuality in design.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I said Tranime, not Anime. Learn to read homosexual.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo games are literally high powered masonic rituals with the intent to swap the astral soul of the player with the personalized eggregore of whatever tendie game they love most. That's why these man children still play and consume tendie shit when ps players moved on from FF, MGS, GTA, Call of duty etc etc

    Give me any tendie game and the secrets I share will resonate down to that little kid inside of you still watching that screen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Animal Crossing
      Pokemon
      Kirby

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Exact titles from those franchises, I'm not here to write novels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          AC for the gamecube or pokemon RBY

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon RB represents is an allegory for initation into druidic mysteries mainly.

            As with initiations one must get a name change. The player either chooses their name or has it chosen for them. The player is symbolized as a young boy who comes from a single mother.
            The father is removed to make the real life child more susceptible with no masculine figure to lean on.

            Professor Oak is symbolized by the Oak tree which was revered and Druid means "Oak Knowledge" which is already quite telling. They especially considered his acorns sacred and these are represented by the pokeballs(later confirmed to be apricots). The colors red and white signify purity/cleansing of the blood. This is relevant as the initiate in the mysteries must be of certain blood.

            The MC is allowed to choose the name of his rival because the rival is the MCs shadow. The particular group MiyaMoto is apart of believes that Jesus and Lucifer are the same person but that is off topic.

            The young boys being druidic shamans, will go and capture various nature spirits and the gyms are just tests and the order isn't random.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah even western occultists do the name shit. Frater perturabo. Birth of a new ego. A good heuristic identity to manage the reflections.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's in the bible, musicians do it, superheroes do it, it's honestly not even an occult thing. The occult part is probably the impact that it has on the psyche, which science still has yet to ~~*verify*~~

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The particular group MiyaMoto is apart of believes that Jesus and Lucifer are the same person but that is off topic.
              Freemasons?
              >The young boys being druidic shamans, will go and capture various nature spirits and the gyms are just tests and the order isn't random.
              Why is Sabrina 6th and why does she carry a whip?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stones represent community to the druids. The onix being a horned boulder snake shows the boy that he must overcome his bonds to learn the mysteries. The totem like structure of onix represents the players community and family in the real world.

              Once the player defeats Brock(real name:Takeshi meaning Military the player now has entered into something he can't just leave) the player goes up Mt moon.

              The moon signifies illusion and here the player is freed from his childlike delusion by the clefairies on the cave and is exposed to Team Rocket; Evil. Their symbolism represents trying to reach the heavens through wickedness and their boss is an allegory for Lucifer(the player is the son of giovanni and Blue represents the son of God.)
              After learning from the clefairies the player receives a memento from the past, the fossils. This is a wink to the real world that fossils are fake.
              It is now time for the player to be purified now that he's been admitted. Once you enter cerulean city you cannot leave. Kasumi(purity) will cleanse you or drown you and her team being two star Pokemon represents the star symbolism of the druids. The power to "call on the cosmos".

              After defeating kasumi you meet a trainer who offers to let you into team rocket.
              You're being watched.
              The person watching you is an allegory for Bill Gates(bill)(further reading CIA&Pokemon GO).
              He watches you in Pokemon form. If you accepted the trainers offer the game personalization changes slightly and you just receive the normal goyslop version and become a normal manchild later on nearing 2030 instead of receiving a certain something. There are other tests too like this.

              After bill turns back, you get a ticket for the S.S Anne. Remember that after you beat kasumi you'll have the "star knowledge" right? Well druids used the stars like many others to navigate the seas.

              I've been asked through ******ncy to not speak anymore on this, but you should have enough to decode the rest.

              Godspeed.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, it could be an allegory and shit, but you ain't pulling a fucking religious initiation with struggling to run at 30 FPS gameboy game.
              It's not like the game comes with a peyote or something to eat along with it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >but you ain't pulling a fucking religious initiation with struggling to run at 30 FPS gameboy game.
                You are goycattle and will never make it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual. Stories are initiations. The heros journey is the bedrock of western occultism. Astrology can be viewed as a reflection on the ego of man through the mnemonic body of Adam Kadmon. Religion used to be the means by which we taught people useful information to help them adapt. It was corrupted by the churches.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you ain't pulling a fucking religious initiation with struggling to run at 30 FPS gameboy game
                never say never, anon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you believe in Astral Travel?

                656654854
                "Freemasons" honestly means nothing. The big ones all have slightly different beliefs and truths but generally agree on the main final premise. Even Mormonism has a lot of truths that were leaked through it's over the facade and ridiculous backstory.

                As for Sabrina her name is Natsume and she represents pleasure. Her marsh badge is supposed to symbolize how one can "drown" in women. Kasumi can drown her opponents but through "knowledge" i.e going schizo. The sort of please Natsume represents is a harsh domineering pleasure. Pussy whipped. Being a psychic she can get into the minds of men and knows how to really inflict pain in a way only a woman can do.

                Her Pokemon represent a mime, moth, and abracadabra

                Each of those things is it's own separate rabbit hole(look into mothman for that one) but each affect the human psyche because they are symbols we unconsciously know.

                If christians has known about symbolism from obscure cults and religions they could've backed up their arguments better in the 90s instead of screaming "satanism" but alas that is the meaning for Sabrina.

                Also Sabrina is aware that that Team Rocket has invaded her town but does nothing and in the fighting dojo in saffron city represents that she is the type of woman that makes men fight like they're Pokemon. The player must go through this to progress the plot. Women get energy from this

                And "sylph company" as it's called in Japanese is in saffron city and is likely the reason why Sabrina is a psychic in the first place.

                Finally saffron was used by the Sumerians(which means Aryan) as a core ingredient in their "love potions".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wowie zowie!!!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They still make 6th gen style video games at a rate of more than 1 every 5 years. They aren't as good as they were but at least they make video games and not interactive cinema like every other big studio these days

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the only ones that still bother with couch multiplayer.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did this clown really not know who Bozo was or was he just trying to get rid of George?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Both

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That guy was around the same age of George and really should've known who Bozo the Clown was. Anyone who was born as late as the 80s knew who Bozo the Clown was so it was not too much to ask for a professional clown back then to know who Bozo was.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Man, I remember wanting to play the bucket game so bad as a kid

  7. 1 month ago
    Boco

    You act like theres anything else worth playing.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the only company asides indies that makes videogames and not interactive movies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They havent made a new game since the 3ds besides a tech demo called arms

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you honestly forget Splatoon existed?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wii U is 3ds era

          Mario Wonder came out a few weeks ago

          That's, what, the 11th 2d mario? It's another rehash of an overdone series

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >11 games spread out over 40 years is too many

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >11 games is too many
              Yes. You have mental illness.

              >THERE'S NO NEW GAMES
              >anons list games
              >NO THOSE DON'T COUNT

              You're shitting the bed because all you have are "sequels" that are the same game repackaged and remakes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Odyssey is the same as other Mario games
                >BotW/TotK are the same as other Zelda games
                >Forgotten Land is the same as other Kirby games

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                is the same as other Mario games
                It is. Inb4 >le hat xD
                are the same as other Zelda games
                It's certainly the same as the Wii U version.
                Land is the same as other Kirby games
                Yep same as crystal shards for n64

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >THERE'S NO NEW GAMES
            >anons list games
            >NO THOSE DON'T COUNT

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >That's, what, the 11th 2d mario?
            Yeah what's your point?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Are you a speedtranny? What's wrong with you, playing the same game 9000 times?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mario Wonder came out a few weeks ago

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure he means IP

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy easygoing games with good music, colorful art direction and solid gameplay mechanics that are intrinsically fun

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only play old games. Nintendo has a bulk of old games.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the only non-pozzed game company left

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I play games yes.
    You should sell your consoles and buy yourself a nice powerful 4k projector and a surround sound setup if you enjoy movies that much.
    Try getting one with dolby prologic II decoding as well as most movies even the very old ones support this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >dunks on moviegames while being a filmfag himself
      i kneel

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pikmin 4 is the only decent game theyve made in the last decade.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I've never played nintendo games, except some browser bootlegs. I've always found them childish and bland. Why would I play bang bang wahoo le funny moustache man exclusives barely running at 20 fps on a device worse than my cheap chinese mobile phone?

    Nintendofags really are a different breed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing a lot if you never played the 80's and 90's stuff from em.
      Solid 60 frames per second, very good gameplay, you know, the kind of thing that makes a company go from shitty plastic cards to a massive corporation.
      Also you can dunk on modern nintendies.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you really have to ask why people care about Nintendo exclusives but not sonyslop like Tranny Man 2?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ask why people care about Nintendo exclusives
      What exclusives? Everything on the switch is on the wii u and 3ds
      Tranny man 2 is the same as tranny man 1 as well

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Everything on the switch is on the wii u and 3ds
        Not really. You seem extremely confused.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mario kart 8? Pokemon? Fire emblem? Splatoon?

          You're a deluded fanboy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Mario kart 8? Pokemon? Fire emblem? Splatoon?
            Those are names of series, not games
            >You're a deluded fanboy
            I think you're projecting.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Mario Kart 8 is my favorite series

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. More than 1 title in the mario kart 8 series. Its 9 years old.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Then you should try 8D. It improves on it in every way

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How much do they pay you per post, chink?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Damn I'm some dumb chink shill? Then you should have no problem debating me.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because we are made to be beasts. If you cant tolerate a childish fantasy and see it for what it is then you have allowed society to tame you. Nigga looking like a caterpillar jerking off that he's going to become a butterfly. Youre an animal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wowie zowie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, your child cries from the security of your shelter. What a warm feeling. Keeps you alive. Reminds you what you can lose. Helps you tear through anything.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you actually sound transgender

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Man you homosexuals grow up with some WEIRD trannies nowadays.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're fun.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You still haven't grown out of your "I'm too cool for Nintendo" phase? What are you, 16?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're fun

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they’re fun

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coombait, unironically. Out of the big three, Nintendo games are the most likely to have a sexualized woman I can get a stiffy to while playing.

    Probably not for long though, the "lewdest console" hockey puck does frequently jockey between platforms. And also I got a good PC recently.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll stop playing Nintendo games when Nintendo stops making games that I like.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nostalgia naggerslopper.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Eric the Clown
    *honk honk*

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is the least pozzed developer/publisher in the industry. And they try to make fun games instead of constantly pushing their liberal agenda like western devs.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason for why I play sony games or xbox games, if a game is fun ill play it. I don't really care if it's red, blue, green, or grey.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are we seriously still doing this insecure "Mature Gamer" shit in 2023?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo does a great job of gatekeeping and maintaining nostalgia, and even then older games are still fun to play

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not my fault if a 2d Mario is one of the best recent releases, that speaks a ton about the state of the industry in general.
    Nintendo is just watching the rivals crumble on themselves, while polishing and expanding bing bing wahoo.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    theyre fun. do i need any other reason?
    video games are a toy for your entertainment and pleasure. trying to form a deeper personality/identity through them will not lead to anything good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know they aren't fun, don't be dishonest.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    656656612

    you know you could correlate everything in life down to occultism right? at what point is it bad versus good to go along with this shit? i dont really understand the big deal.

    as long as you believe in something holy enough to bless you out of this shit, you should be fine, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you'll be fine, I never implied that Nintendo is necessarily going to destroy your soul. I mean I loved video games but I would prefer to have my children reading books yet many of those stories could be written by occultists.

      I just wanted to inform that Nintendo had a specific agenda from day one in order to get themselves a "cut" of the goycattle. If you're not a tendie manchild and you don't base your beliefs off of video game mythos then you should be fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well, tbf, some of the vidya mythos can be informative enough to make the player understand what to "avoid" too.
        i think its important to take all this stuff in moderation and not too seriously, interesting as it might be. it'd be great to know what it really does but i don't think humanity is at that stage yet where it can discuss that kind of stuff. its probably why stories and games are so appealing.
        the biggest mistake is dismissing it as satanic imo. i can understand why though, but its not always a good idea since there's a strong chance some genuine goodwill from more holy stories might be hidden away in some of these places.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >well, tbf, some of the vidya mythos can be informative enough to make the player understand what to "avoid" too.

          I agree, I've learned a lot just reverse engineering the symbols in media. HxH or One Piece can be quite informative if you deeply read into it.

          >i think its important to take all this stuff in moderation and not too seriously, interesting as it might be. it'd be great to know what it really does but i don't think humanity is at that stage yet where it can discuss that kind of stuff.

          I think there are people in this world who know what the secret truth of these symbols are and why the symbols affect us in such a way. And I mean deeper than the current academic psychological/anthropological understanding of it. I'm interested but I'm not gonna force everyone to rip apart the illusion and ruin the fun in just escaping to a fantasy world for a little while. I do agree that humanity isn't ready though. Especially if it's a particularly nasty truth.

          >the biggest mistake is dismissing it as satanic imo. i can understand why though, but its not always a good idea since there's a strong chance some genuine goodwill from more holy stories might be hidden away in some of these places

          100% agree, calling something you don't understand or a bit occultish, satanic is ridiculous. Probably why ALOT of these guys have to hide it because the masses just don't want to be more open minded. Especially when a lot of symbols for say "evil things" can be used to make cool stories. Like Yugioh isn't satanic for using Egyptian occultism/mysteries/history etc.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA
            I just wanted to share this because he had some nice reflections that do run down that base abstraction.

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            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Should I really watch the guy who made one of the biggest misinformation videos on Naruto tanking discussion on it on Reddit?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He basically just goes into nature and socialization. Its baby material. I already agreed with the take, just found it neat to hear someone say it in their own way. Plague isnt someone to defer to. He just sometimes says things in a funny way. He just fundamentally doesnt understand what anyone means in dragonball when they say power levels dont matter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > I'm interested but I'm not gonna force everyone to rip apart the illusion and ruin the fun in just escaping to a fantasy world for a little while.

            yes, definitely. its similar to fedora atheists trying to scientifically break down 'why' you enjoy walking on the beach or in the woods. you don't always need the science as to why; sometimes you're just going for a fucking walk. same with these stories. we're definitely improving in readiness but we're not ready yet. we're doing pretty good so far though.

            >a lot of symbols for say "evil things" can be used to make cool stories.

            oh definitely. it is important to understand 'how' they're used though. they do have an intent behind them after all but like anything, its always double-edged. and nearly always isn't the first time it was used either. best to always err on the side of caution for this stuff though, especially if you're not quite sure how it works. that kind of thing i'd be more down to learning since i would love to read more into this stuff. kind of annoying you have to be so careful but oh well.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Higher quality, better polish than the vast majority of other games and it's not even close.

    >d-dude it's not mature.....
    I'm not a 14 year old, I don't need tits and blood in a game to like it. And don't go bringing in the "complexity" and "difficulty" arguments because the average M-rated game these days has the complexity and difficulty of a game for children anyway.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pikmin 4 was fantastic
    Links Awakening was a fine remaster
    Both looked beautiful emulated in 4K played on my Series Elite 2 controller (thanks fitgirl!)
    I’ll be playing Mario Wonder sometime next week, whenever I’m off work.
    Didn’t bother emulating Tears, looked boring to me. Does that answer your question OP?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're fun

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I nintendon't

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're fun, which is about all i ask for when i wanna play a video game :

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uhm...nintendo doesn't even have games
    >list games
    NOOOO THOSE DON'T COUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE I HATE JAPAN!!!!
      WHERE'S THE LOOTY SHOOTY?
      WHERE'S THE UGLY CHARACTERS?
      FREE TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER SLOP?
      ONLINE ONLY?
      BATTLE PASSES?
      IN GAME STORES?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easy to emulate, fun to play, short

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of their games haven't really evolved since the snes which was their best console to date. I emulate the odd exception.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play a game then move on, maybe revisit years later when details are forgotten.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you play mr mature gamer?
    movie games filled with Blacks?
    Or are you one of those NPCs who play MOBAs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I play fun games because they're fun 🙂 Nintendo games aren't fun, I don't play those any more.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Almost exclusively these days

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