Why do zoomers play this fricking pozzed garbage instead of just emulating old games?

Why do zoomers play this fricking pozzed garbage instead of just emulating old games?

Are they really too fricking stupid to figure out how to emulate?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    UR FRICKING moronic DUDE!!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was emulating a decade before you started taking minoxidil to fix your millennial hairline, you fat, bald, bitter, homosexual. Emuparadise was goated fr fr.

      Does the word 'pozzed' mean cool and fun? All those games you posted are cool and fun

      Celeste is an instant classic though. Plus that genre doesn't get sufficient exploration on retro consoles

      I'm not replying to this bait.

      These games are goated

      zoomers have such insanely bad taste for indies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im an old ass man and regularly emulate. Just went through the entire castlevania catalogue starting with nes. Celeste Hollow Knight and especially shovel Knight are quality.

        Tell me what you think is quality mr. shitposter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >WHY ARE YOU PLAYING UNDERTALE INSTEAD ACTION 52?! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING SHOVEL KNIGHT INSTEAD OF DR. JEKYL AND MR. HYDE?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i already suggested some actually good indie games;

          i spit on you

          *ptuh*
          [...]
          alba, skye, timeframe, besiege, pumpkin jack, snkrx, dustofrce, blazing chrome, intravenous, prodigal, ringlorn saga, hyperlight drifted, gunfire reborn, prodeus, superhot, jack move, thomas was alone, hhotline miami, nuclear throne

          now those are some true indie classics

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But those aren't old games either, dumbfrick.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              yeah the point is you mischaracterised me as hating all indie games you dumb zoomer

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Correct.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was emulating a decade before you started taking minoxidil to fix your millennial hairline, you fat, bald, bitter, homosexual. Emuparadise was goated fr fr.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does the word 'pozzed' mean cool and fun? All those games you posted are cool and fun

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celeste is an instant classic though. Plus that genre doesn't get sufficient exploration on retro consoles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Celeste is an instant classic though. Plus that genre doesn't get sufficient exploration on retro consoles

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not replying to this bait.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These games are goated

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Blud thinks his mass reply is an own naaaah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i spit on you

      *ptuh*

      Im an old ass man and regularly emulate. Just went through the entire castlevania catalogue starting with nes. Celeste Hollow Knight and especially shovel Knight are quality.

      Tell me what you think is quality mr. shitposter

      alba, skye, timeframe, besiege, pumpkin jack, snkrx, dustofrce, blazing chrome, intravenous, prodigal, ringlorn saga, hyperlight drifted, gunfire reborn, prodeus, superhot, jack move, thomas was alone, hhotline miami, nuclear throne

      now those are some true indie classics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wrong

          I do t know why you included untitled goose game. But all of the other games are like retro games except better. I can’t think of any retro game that does what hollow knight, shovel knight, Celeste, or cuphead do but does it better.

          hoolow knight is just worse SotN, celeste is worse mario, cuphead is worse contra. shovel knight is probably the closest to being its own game

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sotn is easy as hell and also very short. hollow knight area design and combat mog it I fear

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              sotn has a better scenario, better art direction and build variety. hollow knight is a series of purple blurs broken up with solid black with a few specs of white for characters. i remember when it launched and was a complete flop until this place and dunkey started shilling it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >when it launched and was a complete flop
                That's just not true, it was a successful kickstarter before it even released.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                team cherry was talking about it being a sales disappointment right after it launched. also 57k australian is fricking nothing lmao, especially for a game with a 3 year dev cycle. it's a miracle they survived that long on only 60k australian lmao

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a common marketing tactic for indie studios to make a kickstarter with a low stretch goal that they know their existing fans can reach - media outlets, without fail, report on their success at meeting that goal for ez free publicity. Those that know, know.
                I cannot find any citation for the developer's disdain at the games sales at any point. Player statistics on Steam even suggest it has had consistent interest from the very beginning.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >celeste is worse mario
            Ok let me know when mario can air dash and climb

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              IF IT DOESN'T HAVE troony SPEEDRUNNING MECHANICS FOR MY AUTISM ITS NOT A GOOD GAME!!!!!!! GRRRR

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I never said mario was bad it’s just that Celeste is better because you can dash and climb. It’s just more fun than mario. Why wouldn't I play a game that is more fun?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >
              >Millennials invented the zoomertroon hairstyle.
              What? Lefty Millennials are just as moronic as lefty zoomers? I am so fricking shocked bros! I hadn't been this shocked since someone told me that the water is wet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Only recommends bargain bin games
        The absolute state of contrarians kek

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          that's what indies should be you seething child

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >indies should be bargain bin garbage, they can never be more!
            Top kek I can tell you have rpgmaker hentai trash in your favorites

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know what any of the games i posted are
              all indie games are bargain bin shit, it's just that some of them bizarrely cost 30 bucks for no reason

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        celeste low diffs all these kusoges no cap

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fr celeste finna be a rizzed jawn about escaping a fanum ohio skibidi jera onstack fr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          fr celeste finna be a rizzed jawn about escaping a fanum ohio skibidi jera onstack fr

          Why do millennials look and talk like this?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >zoomer seething over troons wearing zoomer hairstyles
            zoomertroon bros...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know, but if they get to make up words then so do I

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do t know why you included untitled goose game. But all of the other games are like retro games except better. I can’t think of any retro game that does what hollow knight, shovel knight, Celeste, or cuphead do but does it better.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most old games suck ass is why

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hollow knight, shovel knight, and cuphead are ok.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cuphead
    >pozzed

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you can't do both

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What program is that shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      playnite
      some shills have been posting pics like that lately

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meant to reply to

        What program is that shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd use this, but I simply don't see a reason to have many games installed at all times, even though I have a 2 TB SSD.
      I only have emulated games like this, because roms, and even then, they're all archived, I only unarchive some when I want to play them, but there are some games that I always return to
      Also, I only play handheld games on handhelds, no emulation. GBA looks fricked up on PC, but actually really good with filters
      it's a bit over the top, but I use royale, it really makes the games pretty
      aria of sorrow? holy shit, it looks so good with royale

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I do both
    only undertale, troonleste and shovel knight are pozzed
    the latter two getting pozzed AFTER to pander to troons that comprise 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the population
    original shovel knight is based kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There are a million trans American anon that is more of the population than you think

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no, troon, moronic teens claiming to be troons and gays for clout do not count as actual incel troons like you
        you do not exist in a capacity significant enough to warrant attention

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    N to the I to the double g er

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cuphead is great

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shovel knight is great, on par with the Best megaman games

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >contrarian thinks he has better taste than everyone else
    >lists his tastes
    >pffft... it's all generic shit that's on the same level of the games he criticized
    >but OP liked those games so they're better... just.. JUST BECAUSE OK?!

    have a nice day attention-seeking contrarian. your slop indie games didn't get the same attention as the games you criticize because they're either concept games or clones of other games.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >great
    >actual dogshit game, it's way too scripted to be an actual goose simulator
    >great game regardless of troony shit
    >the best one on the list
    >actually great but Ganker hates popular things
    >great

    the answer op is that Ganker is infested by normalgays coming from reddit because they heard they can say "Black person" here, so they are in a perpetual plato cave where the only thing they know is goyslop but consider themselves too much "real gamers" to play anything but that

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Came to the thread just to say I'm a zoomer and beat sm64 all the way over thirty times and is obsessed with emulating...Genuinely hard finding anyone my age interested in the same games as me. ESPECIALLY more niche ones like Klonoa, Jumping Flash, etc.
    (by the way, ice climber has decent controls just have a running start before you jump)

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    From left to right
    >good game
    >who cares
    >troony game
    >good game
    >good game
    >good game

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bruuuj

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Noooooooo, don't play these indies!
    >Play these slightly older indies instead!
    OP having a mid life crisis

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celeste is a good game if you skip all the dialogue and pretend the dev didn’t retroactively decide the main character is trans for no reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >for no reason
      I don't remember, but I think celeste dev unironically got groomed into trooning out on discord
      maybe it's some other moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunate if true. Would have like to seen some more games from them as well, instead of just releasing a bunch of rehashes of Celeste over and over again.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers think they're smart because they know how to install Project64 and download ROMs
    AAAAA MY DUMB ZOOMER BRAIN DOESN't GET IT

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sans

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Hollow Knight and Rabi-Ribi back to back made me unable to revisit Super Metroid or Castlevania SOTN without getting bored. You need good combat and movement in these games

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but all those games in picrel are good?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I play both I just refuse to play any modern AAA. I don’t have time for cinematic games anymore. New indies + retro games and arcade games/arcade ports is my favorite.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hollow knight
    >shovel knight
    >cuphead
    >pozzed
    buzzword spewing moron what the frick is wrong with you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literal troony games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know Cause There's women I guess?

      literal troony games.

      Only Molest and underfail is are troony games.

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