>Builds his whole channel around being the voice of Ganker
>Gets angry when his audience is edgy, talks about politics, and is anti-woke
Why does?
>Builds his whole channel around being the voice of Ganker
>Gets angry when his audience is edgy, talks about politics, and is anti-woke
didn't this guy record himself gooning while choking on a bbc dildo
Is that true lol. I know he's a huge coomer with a futa fetish.
>futa fetish.
oh so hes a literal gay explains a lot
It kind of explains why he seems so unhealthy, both physically and mentally.
where? for science
I think you're thinking of that australian one
No, that was you, dumb disgusting chudcel loser
That's bullshit. But I believe it.
Probably.
I mean who hasn't, right?
That was you.
Probably because hes finally starting to get a taste of YouTube money. Might not want to upset that? Idk
no he hasn't he's still blacklisted
Ganker here.
Don't know who that fag is, don't care
Very glad to be graced with your presence, Ganker
I kneel Ganker
Hi/v/e mind
>Ganker's Gravemind
Should just call him Gaymind lmao
TPBP
Weren't people complaining about him being too edgy last thread? well which is it?
>too edgy
>safe for youtube gay
Christ that's pathetic. People should have been complaining about how ugly he is, that's more offensive than anything he's ever said.
Over this thumbnail specifically. The thread almost hit bump limit until it got pruned by jannies.
>People should have been complaining about how ugly he is,
Female argument.
I know it isn't your forte but in the civilized world where you're gainfully employed, appearances do matter anonkun
Running a demonetized youtube channel isn't gainful employment and his appearance has nothing to do with his talking points. If you want to make fun of his appearance, fine, but you can't use his appearance to argue against him. Now please, stop making me defend this gay.
I don't know about the too edgy bit. He used to be kind of edgy but now has taken the stance of I don't want to be a culture war channel which is strange given he's banked so heavily on Ganker talking points.
His Armored Core stream is hilarious though. Watch the first 15 minutes where he says people aren't high IQ enough to watch him and that if you are against wokeness you are a tradcon larper.
This guy is speedrunning his way to lolcow status.
He's safe edgy. If he were edgy edgy he would be on rumble or some other website.
>He's safe edgy
So basically Ssethtzeentach in other words.
he is on rumble
>If he were edgy edgy he would be on rumble or some other website.
Okay, so you're wrong and he's not safe edgy?
>inb4 moved goalposts
I'm gonna take over from that other anon and say that he implied synth would be banned on youtube if he wasnt safe edgy. Which is true.
>he would be on rumble
How much are they paying you to advertise here?
He literally talks about garden gnomes in his livestreams, he's not safe at all.
if Synthetic man reads this he must stream system shock II or his mother will stub her toe gently in her sleep
Pretty sure he railed on starfield for having too many blacks. I doubt he even gets any YouTube money.
You have to be a complete schizophrenic mongoloid to believe this. In most of his videos he's always going on about how he doesn't like woke shit, and how much he despises "the message". Why would you post this? Because you don't like he exercises SOME restraint in order not to come off as a complete lunatic like yourself?
He’s probably a false flagging EFAP fan
He has stated that before in one of his newer videos that he dislikes how politically obsessed his fans are to the point where if anything have woke content in it undermines its quality to them to a point of being unplayable.
More specifically he was referring to BG3.
Synthetic Man and Ptolemy are the only gaming youtube channels worth watching. everything else is just toxic positivity consoom product shit.
No e-celeb garbage is worth watching.
Buy an ad moron.
>Ptolemy
Based taste, a shame that he's the only one worth listening too because SIMPtethic Zoyd is too much "/v/" and this place is so fucking gay because it is riddled with chudcorders and redditfags posting thinly veiled homosexual-pedo threads
well SM actually reviews games while Ptolemy talks about politics in games. they're a bit different.
>MatthewMatosis, NeverKnowsBest, GamingHistorian
That is the full list of tolerable gaming-related youtube channels. The rest are unwatchable besides a few very small okayish channels.
Or how about playing the fucking games yourself difficult concept I know
Did he ever stream kingdom come? If not, he should
That game was handcrafted for chuds like him
Amerimutts can't appreciate eurosoul like KCD
>Americans can't appreciate jank that makes Toddslop look polished and mechanically refined
I actually wish you were right here.
He said he has a fetish for muscle women
>likes muscle women
>likes futa
kek when is he coming out lads
He literally recommended that people should pirate BG3 because it’s good despite having some woke shit.
NOT VIDEO GAMES, gay.
His Starfield review is going to mindbreak the shills.
This is the saddest post ive read in a while. Instead of just playing videogames and enjoying them i imagine some petty child at the computer typing "based!" at every tiny inconsequential negative opinion. Of course im talking shit with no evixence but youre still a rral fucking sad cunt. Damn.
Live your life. Stop sucking on "mindbroken shills" for moisture you tiny fucking empty cretin
I can enjoy laughing at angry Xbots with shit taste and play videogames at the same time.
He literally streamed the entire game you can see his genuine reactions to everything.
>you can't be disingenuous if you livestream your reactions!!!
You are at extreme risk for falling victim to scams, this is your on and only warning.
I never gave him a single penny I just find him entertaining and usually right. Why should I care if he’s a Ganker poster? I like Ganker, unlike you self hating tourists.
That's cool you're just a garden variety retard, no shame in that.
I think wasting your time seething at someone you can easily ignore is more retarded.
I wouldn't have to dunk on your retarded edaddy if you gays were contained on his channel exclusively and didn't feel the need to spread your contagion
Yeah I’m sure this thread was made by one of his fans and not some bitter chud
Yeah you cocksuckers have never made a ballwashing general for this literal homo, my mistake
>wasting your time seething at someone you can easily ignore is more retarded
tell that to the rest of Ganker
Implying his opinions are organic or genuine in any way and he isn't just assuming every possible opinion Ganker possesses even when they contradict each other
Why are chuds always the most rat faced beta males possible?
I know you’re baiting but it’s for the same reason why chuds are always ugly
Autism leads to poor hygiene
Kek people are already turning on him and calling him a non-white garden gnome ever since he said he didn't want to do politics. Happens every time.
>ever since he said he didn't want to do politics
Why is that a bad thing? i don't like crossover of politics into my hobby regardless of whether i agree with the views or not. It's just out of place from my perspective. I'd risk being a hypocrite every time i called out a developer for trying to shove politics down my throat.
Ask Ganker.
>t.
That thing isn't a chud, chuds have short hair. You don't get to choose what your face looks like or if you have myopia, but you can cut your hair.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T BE A HECKING CHUDDERINO IF YOU HAVE LONG HAIR
Correct. To be a chud you must
- Wear normal clothes that fit
- Cut your fucking hair
- Not be fat
- Reject progressivism and the talmud
We have standards. Follow them or go back to being a bitchmade neocon
He looks like uglier fps Russia
I have no idea who this is so maybe you're the fag watching shitty e-celebs and not us
He actually likes Baldur's Gay dude's a gay
He said that people should pirate it
>REEEEE
>GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS GRIFTERS
Weak
nice beard and receding hairline gay
Wow. Sometimes I think Ganker isn't that bad but you fucking paranoid invalids always prove me wrong. have a nice day OP. Please, mix moron piss and bleach in a 1/2 ratio, drink a pint of that and die, please, I beg of you.
Hello synthetincel
We really need to do something about these parasocial relationships you guys have with youtubers n shit, fucking cringe retards
and then when you call them out on it they take it as a personal attack
>parasocial
Where did this word come from? I've only heard it being used very recently. Zoomer talk?
Ever hear the word "parasite"? It's the same deal but with ecelebs and their audience and it's 1000x more malignant.
It's risen in popularity in the last few years because of livestreaming. The term has existed since 1956, however.
I tried to like him but he's unironically too dumb, like 90iq lol.
Who?
Every single cucktuber Ganker shilled as "/ourgyy/" turned out to be a wokeshitter leftie
>Mandalore
>Crowbcat
>Synthetic
And many others.
How the fuck are Crowbcat and Synthetic wokies?
Don't group that gay mandalore with the other two, dumbass.
Suck his cock more gay zoomer
>Gankers opinion if he real
no wonder you chuds like him so much
Why are you betting so butthurt over this retard?
He speaks the exact same opinion that are being regurgitate on here on the daily and despite him being an autist, at least he's being honest about shit and sounds human as opposed to the other gays like GManShills and ShillUp on YouTube who do game reviews and just sound curated as fuck and like they're robots reading off a script.
buy an ad
>honest
>steals posts from Ganker to make content
pick one
>Ganker posts can’t be honest
vatii and a bunch did the same. This is one of the reasons on why the site is fucking dead
>steals posts from Ganker to make content
>pick one
Some of you fags really have an inflated sense of self importance I don't know where it comes from?
KYS e-celebmoron
SYNTH BROS WE JUST CAN'T STOP KEEPING ON WINNING
good morning sir
>have a Ryan Gosling pfp
>look like that
EVERY TIME
what do you mean? the resemblance to him is uncanny.
He’s literally me
i thought the review came out
>literal who chud phenotype
>that time he talked bout dating a niggress
i knew he wasn't /our guy/ from the very start .... that fucking gay's a race traitor
Source? Would be very based if true.
It was during one of the Starfield streams
>yeah bro this one time I totally had a girlfriend
It was one of those weird kid stories from middle school where the weird girl hits on you but your not interested kinda things
He has a cute black girl as his mod. Lad's a buck breaker. Might be why he eased of the racism recently
>He has a cute black girl as his mod
what the fuck??? based
His mom recently tried to hook him up with one of her friend's daughter who is a single mom, lmfao.
what emotion is this expression trying to convey?
imagine knowing who this retard is
lmfao this bro malding cause no one know who he is
he uses this mods right?
why would he kill the children?
he clearly wants to fuck them.
Now this is projection
He is constantly touted as "Ganker incarnate" of course he wants to fuck children.
If you hate pedos so much why do you post on a pedo board?
Same reason I go to the monkey exhibit at the zoo, to laugh at their retarded hijinks. You got any harder "gotchas" or did your brain nearly seize up after grinding and sputtering to produce that 90 iq post?
>I-I’m just here to laugh at you!
No one believes you lmao
Maybe don’t bring up pedophilia out of nowhere if you don’t want to look like a projecting pedo
>tacit admittance to being a pedo
I'm not even trying, how is it so easy to bait you stupid freaks? Kys the world would be a better place.
>tacit admittance
>from the guy desperately trying to defend himself
kek keep trying to deflect, projecting pedo.
You're the one identifying with the pedos on this board, pal
>I want to fuck kids so other people want to fuck kids
have a nice day pedo
Notice how I only called you a pedo when you took personal offense to me laughing at pedos on this board? I think you're the one projecting here, either that or you're that upset that I cracked a joke about your gay eceleb daddy
Nice try your so cringe you don't even realize it
>his peabrain finally stalled out
You've got moxy fag, I'll give you that. Still a fag all the same thougheverst'd've
>he clearly wants to fuck them.
Enough projection to open a theater.
why do all you fags spend your days watching youtube?
It's the new TV for the younger generations and I mean that completely unironically
I've never felt bad for the younger generation until now
Come on you really think television was any better?
Youtube is a great replacement for gnomish television programming if you know how to curate what you watch. Or better yet, any of the less censored platforms.
TV's mostly shlock
Youtube's mostly shlock
TV days had the beauty and social cohesion of the monoculture and higher budgets
Youtube isn't littered with ads and is easily curable to what you want for the most part
>Anyone to the right of Stalin who has ever made money: exists
>Gankersetera: "Grifter"
He's right. I hope you remember this post once he turns his against anti-wokeness so that he can keep building an audience (it's already happening btw).
The kind of person that wants to be a celebrity is also the kind of person that has no backbone or real opinions on anything. This guy is a good example. He's not anonymous so he has nothing to do with this site.
Which of his opinions do you think are fake?
Everything about him is fake. He's too dumb himself to realize it or express what he really thinks about anything.
He clearly likes BG3 for example but it doesn't behoove a hecking based Gankerner (with a wicked sense of humor) so he clumsily tries to add qualifiers and excuses for why he shouldn't be excluded from the cool kidz club (racists only).
>He clearly likes BG3 for example
Yeah, "he clearly likes" it because he said he likes it in his review of the game.
Why post something so inane? Are you the actual retard polluting youtube with your braindead shit?
Being a youtuber is the lowest, most parasitic role that has ever existed in human history. You're lower than a worm simply from being a wannabe e-celeb. Keep in mind this baseline for a youtuber when I say every second I watch of your content reduces my opinion of you even lower than that.
Ganker posters like you are worse at least YouTubers get paid to announce their shitty opinions, you do it for free.
You're an idiot that will never understand anything about anything. There's no identity associated with my post, it can't be influenced by the obvious corrupting factors that dominate everything a youtuber says like attempts at brand building or need for acceptance.
This post is pure expression, an honest and sincere reaction to how mind numbing and disgusting you are.
>tips fedora
God hates youtubers.
How can it be fake if he literally says it? How stupid are you exactly?
He said the game is woke but he likes the gameplay.
I think the game is dogshit aside from the woke stuff and will never touch it, but that's me.
You're an idiot. Nothing I post will change that or make you suddenly capable of understanding basic shit so there's no point trying to engage.
You sound like a sperg with no self awareness lol
Why is it so hard for retards like you to simply say something? It's the only thing public forums like this board and youtube offer but for some reason retards like you flood every platform with the same pointless noise saying nothing or reducing everything said to the level of children like you did in every post you made here.
Why are you getting so angry and typing up walls of text every post? It’s very funny.
>It’s very funny.
Maybe you can learn something from my brilliant and entertaining posts. Say something retard, I don't even care if it's dumb and wrong as long as it's something.
It's all pointless waffling that doesn't really say anything and the reason is obvious and already explained to you on top of that, he's trying to please everyone in his cool club instead of just fucking saying something.
>x thing is both good and bad
Thanks retard.
So you fail to understand that a game is made of several elements, got it.
A woke game can have good gameplay, for example. Will I play it? No.
You truly are a genius.
You said he's fake.
He said the game is woke.
What exactly about it is fake? Please elucidate us, genius.
This anon gets it.
>ends up liking and praising BG3 too much
>pisses of his fans
>has to make another video and back-pedals while trying to justify why he enjoyed the game
>even mentions that it still might be his GOTY
I mean, he browses Ganker and 4chan and recites the common things you see everyday on these boards. Reciting talking points I agree with isn't enough of a draw for me to watch his videos. He's too on the nose and jumps from one meme to another without any interesting perspectives or filler, just rapid fire memes.
why has this not been jakified? One of you morons get to it
his whole channel around being the voice of Ganker
Any gay that does this will only do it until attaining a moderate fanbase then will backtrack and forsake any edgy Ganker related content.
It's either that or keep pandering to Ganker
until you autistic gays eventually turn against the e-celeb anyway, since you hate everything and yourselves.
He's not a grifter, he's just a goomer. He needs to have his dose of games and can't stay away even if they're shit.
If a game is not up to my standards I just won't play it, simple as. Many people on Ganker are like him, though, they have to play something because they're addicts.
You’d play plenty of bad games if people gave you free money to do it
No I wouldn't. I don't wanna play shit, especially woke shit. We are what we consume, if you get exposed to something long enough you will start believing in it.
>No I wouldn't
I don’t believe you
Well I am gonna play 1 shit game like Forspoken for 100K euros but I'm not gonna play it for 1000.
Also I'm not gonna spend my entire time playing shit games, I could do it as a one time exception.
>that hairline
>futa muscle women
Kek
This bro is one missed Finasteride dosage away from becoming a Celeste speedrunner.
>make a gaming channel
>gets flooded by 4chan fags who don't even play video games
lmao
Real gamers are actually playing videogames, not seeking validation of their taste in videogames by retarded and homosexual nobodies
literally who
when is he going to play demon turf bros? since he liked onirism surely he will like it too....
He already reviewed it
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I can't wait till these threads turn him into a noticeable e-celeb and then he completely stops pandering the Ganker autists kek
Been here for like 15 years. Have no idea who this is.
Since when does Ganker have so many Isvaffel fanboys?
He is quite literally the last line of defense of western culture and values
Look at him, read your post, then look at him one more time. After your sides return from orbit, kindly go back and stay go.
lmao he's obviously not a grifter otherwise he would not talk about garden gnomes
I think he's just tired of hearing "woke woke woke" all the time, its fucking gay.
He just regurgitates Ganker opinions in a sloppily edited 30 minute long video. Just a rapid fire of the exact same shit you'll read here with nothing tying it together, he just rambles from point to point.
I understand why someone that doesn't browse this place might enjoy him but his entire audience seems to be from here and I cannot imagine zoomer you have to be to enjoy this. You're not actually looking for any interesting or unique commentary because you already know what he's going to say. You don't want good production values either, clearly. You literally just want a voice to read Ganker posts to you.
Almost every single mainstream independent reviewer has the exact same script and I do mean almost every single one someone who actually talks about the actual flaws for more than 3 minutes is a dime a dozen
Wojak in the thumbnail = I do not watch
I'm tired of the fake chuds. Where is the video game version of E;R?
ER also cucked out he’s been on EFAP with some of the faggiest ecelebs multiple times
>EFAP gets called out for shitting on SyntheticMan but having on E;R
>they start coping that E;R is not actually serious with his edgy opinions
kek
>>they start coping that E;R is not actually serious with his edgy opinions
Yeah, the guy who made a 20 minute video about californians making degenerate propaganda targeting children and how this was in line with the origins of modern sexology and gender theory which included 2 minutes of a hitler speech was just kidding. EFAP are fags, I hope ER never bothers with them again
AmericanKrogan but he doesn't really do gaming videos anymore. Seems like the chuddier you become, the less you enjoy video games. It also happened to Razorfist.
Razorfist is only good for the Metal Mythos series. His gaming and political opinions are either normie tier or just shit, especially game opinions.
>fat
>balding
>Latinx
That's three strikes, chud.
>latinx
he's clearly white, are you retarded?
He's italian
So non-white
Someone who made and posted this video can't be a grifter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEEODPSDEi8
God you gays are insufferable no wonder no one wants to deal with you irl
>woke retards hate him because he’s le edgy right wing chud
>nazis hate him because he isn’t extreme enough
Tbh I watch his videos and think they’re pretty entertaining.
>b-but le balding chud!!!!
Don’t really care since he’s a guy who reviews video games for a living. Besides most people on this board look far worse I’m sure.
Buy an ad.
>if you don’t hate something you must be a shill
Kys moron
Seething shill.
Who?!?!?
No one cares about your irrelevant eceleb, retard.
Everyone turns gay at some point but when god closes the door he opens a window
Don't whine. There are many autists that make videos and browse Ganker
This is actually not bad at all. I would rather listen to this beaner retard and his ESL growling than anything OP related.
Me arrodillo
>builds his entire personality around being a shitposting schizo regurgitating the latest talking points he got from third worlders on Ganker
Epic
>"le ebin Ganker guy" is mocked everywhere by everyone on the internet
Good.
who?
if your beard looks like that dont ever grow that shit out
I don't remember asking.
Kindly fuck off
>Why does Ganker fall for grifters like this?
I have no idea who this guy is.
didn't read, didn't bump