Why does Ganker hate this game? I'm talking about the game as a game, not waifu mind you.

Why does Ganker hate this game? I'm talking about the game as a game, not waifu mind you.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I liked it too.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it's popular

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
    Lazy and boring shooting sections.
    Those are my reasons.
    I don't hate it's just bleh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
      Didn't play the game lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never have sex. 🙁

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I had my first bj when i was 13.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Gay suck offs don't count.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it was actually two girls from my class during a dare.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I've seen the same VHS tape.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I am terribly insecure

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              forgot to say, it was from my uncle btw

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              If youre telling the truth you got molested

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            found the troony hon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Play the game 30 times to get the real ending.
      Literally parroting memes. Never played the game.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker here.
    We love Nier Automata. It's one of the greatest video games of the 21st century. Amazing, beautiful experience.

    t. Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This but unironically. In the past two years there's been an active effort to push the meme of Ganker hating this game.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, but I’m not Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker for Gankerendetta

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Average combat, not catchy story and world, bad pc port and the game looks like PS3 could run it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not hating, but the game is not masterpiece, it's very average and people just praise because of 2B is hot or muh philosophy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's not even Nier. It's basically Drakengard: Shmup Edition.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because it's not even Nier. It's basically Drakengard: Shmup Edition.
      what does this mean. No seriously, what the actual frick did he mean by this?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This homie is STILL going with the made up stories. Why do virgins always come up with elaborate bullshit like this lmao?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      man i have so many stories, living in the sticks was the shit. like this one time when a girl and her mom walked up to this one guy and handed him a condom right in front of everyone.
      or this one time when one of the older sisters of some kid was seen walking into an abandoned lot accompanied with a bunch a of guys, later we found a bunch of used condoms all over the place, the next day poor kids was made fun in school.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh look, he's talking about playing with condoms again. I guess he ran out of original ideas for his made up stories.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There was also this old dude, that one time talked us into going to his house to fix a bicycle, in retrospective he was clearly a pedo, dodge a bullet there.
          or this one girl that moved from the city living with relatives, she was sent to the stick to separate her from her bf, he tried to steal her despite being only like 15.
          me, my cousin and another guy ran a train on her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >There was also this old dude, that one time talked us into going to his house to fix a bicycle
            Oh look, he's stealing plot lines from the tv show Different Strokes now.

            Just give up already, nobody cares that you're still a virgin.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              man thats nothing like the old man i'm talking about.
              the man im talking about gave out some really bad vibes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God you are such a fricking weirdo. Go tell your made up stories on /b/ with all the other sodomites.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not everyone had a boring childhood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Virgins like you clearly did.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >please pay attention to me, no one in real life will

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it, I just found the world to be very bland and the combat to be boring.
    I enjoyed the story, though.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does Ganker hate this game?
    remember anon, Ganker can't process the concept of games not being for everyone
    if an anon doesn't like it = it's shit
    if an anon didn't complete it = it's shit
    if an anon doesn't follow the story cause he goes in with "anime shit story" prejudice and preventively craps on any and all lines of dialogue = it's shit

    single anons can have opinions, but Ganker as a whole is just a hate or love machine

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The insane amounts of backtracking in this huge desert of a map was the main reason i couldn't stomach going past the first ending

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The insane amounts of backtracking in this huge desert
      >insane amount of backtracking in the deserr
      >insane amount of backtracking
      >insane amount
      you only need to go back there 3 times, each takes 2-3 minutes, in a 40+ hours long game
      that's nowhere near insane levels, it's very barebones backtracking

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Three times what? If you try to do any quest at all, like those from the robot village, chances are it will involve going back to the circus, dunes, castle and then report to x questgiver and then GO BACK somewhere else once more. I see that you mention Nier Automata as being a 40+ hours, obviously taking in account the sum of all NG+ so you have to multiply the amounts of backtracking (without even considering quests) even more.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you can do that quest after you have fast travel, in which case the spot you have to go to is literally a few meters away from the spawn point
          im counting the times you actually have to backtrack wandering in the desert(aka, having to roam around the desert instead of just "use fast travel, do your thing, go back") beside the firs time you go there
          for side quests, there is only 3 that involve wandering in the desert
          and even then, you backtrack more in the other areas
          you don't like it? fine, to each their own, but that's not "insane levels of backtracking"

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it but felt the game dropped in quality after about the first 1/3 and the pretentious endings dragged down the quality of the game and story. It’s still way better than most modern games however.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the game dropped in quality after about the first 1/3
      are you really saying the quality drops when the game actually starts to pick up and the actual plot starts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Says more about the game than him to be tbh honest.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >game picks up
          >becomes more interesting
          >story starts to become more fleshed out
          >anon is bored
          >must be the game
          moron

          I liked the original more.
          The writer's interpretation of philosophers and philosophy itself feels taken straight out of Wikipedia. It's embarrassingly short-sighted and fails to say anything meaningful.

          do you realize the philosophical aspects and references are just the context and not the core? it's natural they're just textbook definitions with no further insight, that's the whole point, machines and androids that know nothing more than superficial aspects

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary. The actual story flows like a B-tier action anime with some extra edge and there's little to trudge you along.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary
              the issue is that you expected some commentary when there wasn't supposed to be one at all
              this is literally "let's expose elementary schoolers who think high of themselves to some basic philosophy they never heard of and see how they react" and you expecting them to give some meaningful insight
              they're elementary schoolers, they reacted as such, you expecting anything else is the issue

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That much is fair. I guess I let external opinions on the game get the better of me.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >The issue is that the core feels just as void of any worthwhile commentary.
              Why does it need to be a commentary? What does it need to comment on to hold your approval?
              Why can't it just be a story about androids learning what it is to be human and struggling with their emotions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I tend to consider that most pieces of creative expression are made with the intent of wanting to communicate or explore SOMETHING relative to their author.
                It's not that I don't mind schlock every once in a while, but considering how people talk about this game and its narrative depth I was really expecting more. Not like there isn't some thematic exposition in there, but it really feels...super basic at best. Even the true ending left a lot to be desired.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t remember the exact point. But pretty early on. The Amusement Park and boss was probably the highlight of the game until the absolute ending build up to the boss and then the end credits. Those were great too. The middle is a whole lot of backtracking and fetch quests.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my wife 2b!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the original more.
    The writer's interpretation of philosophers and philosophy itself feels taken straight out of Wikipedia. It's embarrassingly short-sighted and fails to say anything meaningful.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Having a bias going into anything will do that to you.
    But mostly, it's because it's popular.
    It's a sequel to a cult classic, platinum games is attached, and one of the main characters is very attractive. Anon can't be seen liking anything popular, so he will endlessly shit on it.

    Some actual criticisms are that the leveling system is really fricked. 1-2 levels over what you should be fighting can make you completely overpowered in an instant and it ruins replays via chapter select. The combat isn't bad but the enemies don't require much more than a basic combo and some dodges to beat. The bosses are also very lackluster even just compared to Nier Gestalt/Replicant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The bosses are also very lackluster even just compared to Nier Gestalt/Replicant
      true but the best boss in automata is better than anything in replicant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Better than Mermaid
        >Better than Emils sister

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lousie fight is cool, but basic
          Halua is literaly nothing more than a bullet shooting crawling moster

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This fight was a solid addition even if it padded out the story a little bit. I liked how louise was treated as devola and popola's contingency plan if the protagonist was unsuccessful.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it padded out the story a little bit
            not the anon you replied to, but i dont think that's the case
            each area is used multiple times, both in act 1 and act 2, while in the original, Seafront was basically useless in act 2.
            1.22 fixed that with Louise(which was literally cut content in the original), so it basically balanced what was previously an unbalanced use of the map: while Seafront felt like padding in the original, with no main event occurring there and being basically untouched by any of the events, 1.22 made it feel like it was part of the whole, removing the padding feeling it had in the original

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >fights in time to the music, bullets when bells ring, lasers when the chorus hits
          >low on life breaks down into a screaming wiener monster
          >"they're still alive!"
          >towards the end she screams for you to look at her but the camera locks so you literally can't
          >that backstory
          yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was okay. I liked the Aerie boss, Shadowlord, Mermaid, Halua and Hook fights from Gestalt/Replicant better.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it's a mediocre game. Instead of having the best aspects of Taro and Platinum it's a luke warm package at best. The gameplay is repurposed Bayonetta for the 100th time from Platinum's B team, the main cast much weaker than Replicant/Gestalt (a strike is having to read so much outside-the-game information to just get a basic backstory), the OST's best songs are all from Replicant/Gestalt, Platinum blew their entire load on the very first boss of the game, way more weebshit compared to Replicant/Gestalt.

    The awful wave of secondaries is also not helping the game, I've never seen a more degenerate and unlikable pile of human shit than an Automata fan. The game is mediocre and 2B waifugays should all be exterminated.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The gameplay is repurposed Bayonetta
      how is that the case when it plays nothing like Bayonetta and has literally none of Bayonetta combat mehcanics?
      > the main cast much weaker than Replicant/Gestalt
      Replicant is a character focused story, Automata is a thematic focused story, expecting it to focus on its characters is dumb
      >way more weebshit compared to Replicant
      right, cause soldiers being abused and trying to figure out their existence without the proper knowledge is obviously way more weebshit than "i must save my sister! all shades evil!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and has literally none of Bayonetta combat mehcanics?
        You can actually get overclock aka witch time in it so he probably thinks that's enough to be bayonetta.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to get into it but found the combat to be boring. Nice butt though.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bought it on sale knowing nothing about it and it's ended up being one of my favorite games of the last decade. Highly recommend it to anyone who hasn't played it.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this game.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i played up to ending A and liked it so much I went back and played every Taro game prior to automata. Drakengard generally sucked, but there were some cool things there. Seeing the whole thing come together in automata was pretty neat.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is full of contrarian homosexuals who hate everything good.

    It's a good game and a great story with amazing music.

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