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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am big man's #1 fan and I just want to make my local stingray happy

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His choices are logical.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sour
      >logical

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The brella challenge is ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I somehow managed 2000 power but it was like pulling teeth the whole time. Brellas are the worst weapons in this game and it's not even close

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to buy a brella. I've gone this long without one 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't play SO?

        I somehow managed 2000 power but it was like pulling teeth the whole time. Brellas are the worst weapons in this game and it's not even close

        >I somehow managed 2000 power
        I hate you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why 🙁

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cause I'm jelly and ya didn't carry me.

            Been meaning to buy it but no I haven't played it yet
            Heard that it's fun and worth it but idk was just hoping for more. I'm so limited on game time per week because of work it's moronic.

            >I'm so limited on game time per week because of work it's moronic.
            I know this feel. I've got a hell of a back log but I'm so drained from work I just don't feel like playing them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit you're not kidding. I have so many games in my backlog but I prefer to play splatoon. It's not quite the same feeling that I got when I decided to play tf2 with 20 other games in my steam library though. It just beats the mental capacity it takes to learn new controls until the weekend when you need more retention.
              Captchya: gran. Fucc

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It was only a silver, besides if you open up a room I’ll join if I’m awake

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been meaning to buy it but no I haven't played it yet
          Heard that it's fun and worth it but idk was just hoping for more. I'm so limited on game time per week because of work it's moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weapon class is ass
      >challenge where you can only use ass weapon
      ASS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only played one challenge rotation. Somehow ended up in silver with 3 wind and 3 losses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, literally never used brellas in pvp before this and the amount of times shots just straight up went through my brella is absurd and it's too bad because it would actually be a fun weapon otherwise, I don't know how brella gays cope with it, I feel bad for them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They huff hopium that they will un-nerf them back to S2 days, and more hopium they will up the games tic-rate so the brella shield actually works for once.
        Theres still time!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight Gankerros
    What are her chances?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surely it's a non-zero chance, even if it is a small one...?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          0.000000000000000000000000000000000001

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      remember the math some anons did last thread?
      She is fried.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya know honestly these choices don't make sense for the characters. Should have been
    >Shiver-bucket list
    >Frye-save the world
    >Bigman-do nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and shivers japanese ass shouldve been sweets and fryes indian ass shouldve been spicy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver has been known to enjoy a relaxing time.
      Frye is impulsive and free spirited, I could see her going on a last minute quest to chase her dreams.
      Big Man is a dreamer and is the cool and collected won. He also seems to be more down to earth, more serious, more actionable. He writes all the music for the band. He's the glue that holds things together. He saves the world. Makes sense to me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one took him seriously
        But in the end it was the only choice that mattered

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the pool so dead now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Foamstars killed Splatoon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I browse these threads all the time but I never play with anyone
      Alright so I'll ask is it discord or do I add you guys to my friends list
      I play twice a week so am I too noob to join any groups

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There hasn't been many rooms lately and they're at often random or late hours. Most people just seem to be playing salmon run these days, or playing other games entirely

          You join the pool, poolsclosed and just join rooms when they show up. No discord.

          Thanks anons. Look forward to disappointing everyone.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Great. Just remember to avoid the clique and you're all set.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >avoid the clique
              isn't the supposed issue that they supposedly never play with anyone else, why would you need to say this if that's true

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hello Gibbs, how are your defeats going?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't me
                and I guess expecting an actual response was silly of me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                very smart, anon!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Look forward to disappointing everyone
            Oi, that's my job.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No problem. Also might be a good idea to install GankerX and that filter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There hasn't been many rooms lately and they're at often random or late hours. Most people just seem to be playing salmon run these days, or playing other games entirely

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You join the pool, poolsclosed and just join rooms when they show up. No discord.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      End of the season. People are burned out. The clique are also burned out from the tourney and splatfest.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The clique
        who?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The pool IS the clique, that’s the joke

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fangfox

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fangfox, DEENS, etc
          you should know this by now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            rent free
            I haven't played this game in days

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              good riddance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down Str1d3r

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              stop playing warframe homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm personally taking a bit of a break. We're on the last month of the season, I hit one of my goals, and there's a lot of other games to play right now. I'm still doing my dailies but I barely play over an hour a day. If the pool seems slower or less populated nowadays it's probably one of more of the same reasons.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pvp clique made a discord btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      link?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No shit, how else could they know the passwords for their rooms since they don't post here anymore.

      Can you add filters on mobile

      >muh filters

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The salmon run clique moved in together btw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They get to plow each other every night

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can you add filters on mobile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should stop caring about who they mention because you do not even play with Ganker. Not even once since you joined the pool.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Victor LIVES

    See, this is why Sony is far superior to Nintendo. Sony makes actual games that respect your intelligence and your time. They are thought provocking, emotional masterpieces that challenge your understanding of videogames and in some cases, such as the Last of Us, l the world around us.

    Where as Nintendo's games are nothing but cheap children's toys. Toya that break within a minute of playtime. Pokemon Scat and Vomit were some of the worst games ever made. Nintendo gave GameFreak the ok to release those games in their current states. They should all be ashamed. Xenoblade 3 was some of the most generic weeb dogshit ever produced that was riding off the back of Genshin Impact. Totk was a complete reskin made by a bunch of no talent developers. And don't get me started on Smash Ultimate, a lazy cashgrab made by a washed up hack and his interns.

    The Switch 2 is going to be the biggest flop in all of gaming. I will laugh when it comes out with zero games and flops hard. I will be sitting pretty playing on my PS5 pro when it happens.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hi eric

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the damage in out of control

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's been botposting every Nintendo thread all day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude it's not a bot he's posting them himself

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it affect you if you play with someone who is a higher rank?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in what way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In like getting ranked with higher players

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh like joining higher ranked players room? What rank are you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well I made the room but I'm like C+ and the other person isl ike S.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well at that level you might have a bit of trouble fighting against higher level opponents.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He'll come across them in TW so might as well toughen him up early.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He'll come across them in TW so might as well toughen him up early.

                Open is literally zero stakes (especially at that level) so nothing to really lose jumping in.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah there's nothing to lose by jumping in, just will probably have some trouble with the teams, but better now than later.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only in SR.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >close to outselling 2 in less than a third of it's lifetime, even with the artificial sales boost from covid
    insane.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but there's a good chance 3 is gonna get kneecapped by a potential 4 on the next system so I dunno if we can count on it outselling 2 in the end or not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's a fair point, but it's quite impressive that it's sold as well as it did, especially when being released on the same console.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Four is a good two years off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          depends on when exactly the switch 2 launches, could be 2 years if switch 2 is late 2025, could be next year if it's earlier 2025

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Switch 2 will probably be an early 2025 release barring any world related frickery. I see splat four coming no earlier that 2026.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this. i feel like they'll have the switch 2 come out by 2026 tho. just a hunch and then spat4 can come out by 2027 idk it just feels right-er

              2025 is just too soon imo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, if they put it out around September or 2025 again that'd be three years between Splatoon 3 and 4, not really all that soon IMO, a three year gap between games feels fine to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay yeah that's more fair actually.
                didn't splatoon 3 take about 4 years tho?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Splat 2 took too years. No way Splat 3 took 4 years when it reuses even more content than 2 did. Animal Crossing came out in 2020, Splat 3 came out in 2022. It likely also had close to a 2 year development window.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Splatocalypse happened 18 July 2019
                >Splatoon 3 came out September 9 2022

                Nevermind, anons! I'm just tripping. I swear it felt like a longer wait lmao well then I hope they get on with it already!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but the gap between Splatoon 1 and 2 was only two years so who knows when the next one's coming.

                now that time has passed, was this 3rd game really necessary?

                Yes. For better or worse, waiting potentially 7+ years between games would have absolutely killed all momentum the series had.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i feel like they'll have the switch 2 come out by 2026 tho
                considering they are revealing it this year I think that it's a pretty safe bet it's coming out 2025

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                2027 is 3 years away, they aren't doing that. It'll probably be a launch title for the switch 2.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It'll probably be a launch title for the switch 2.
                I doubt it will be launch day but I think it's definitely launch year, japs fricking love splatoon and will absolutely buy a new console just for it, also helps drive subscriptions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope they really polish the next game and make sure to address the problems from 3 but I can totally see them rushing it out for summer 2025

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      splatoon 2 deserves more sales

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look at how much of that was at launch though. I don't think it's going to have great legs being at the end of console's life. I'd be surprised if it even passes 3 because the update window is about to end anyhow.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that time has passed, was this 3rd game really necessary?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes 2 was left an absolute mess and has some of the most cancerous specials in the series
      2 had an absolutely SHIT foundation compared to 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3's foundation was also shit when half the features we have now were missing, the levels were all atrocious, and the online was even more unstable than 2 before they fixed it. Shit was glitchy as frick too. If you compare the end of 2 to the start of 3, it was a rough transition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it should've been a switch 2 release

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's hard to say, was it necessary? idk, they could've kept updating 2 and doing paid story dlc

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario Kart 8 coasted through the Switch's entire lifespan just by getting more courses and characters, so Splatoon 2 did not need to be replaced on the same system.

        literally this, now you have a game that was made just to squeeze more money and divide the playerbase even more. the only "notable additon" to 3 is literally just adding more salmon run content, the multiplayer maps suck dick in comparison to 1 and even the secon game in some degree. deep cut was also a massive downgrade, except for shiver, compared to the other idols

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Kart 8 coasted through the Switch's entire lifespan just by getting more courses and characters, so Splatoon 2 did not need to be replaced on the same system.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There's also not much about 3 that justifies its existence.

        >Salmon run is now available all the time!
        they could have just changed that in an update kek.

        I like squid roll, I like the new lobby, I like a lot of the QOL stuff but really they could have just expanded and updated 2 over time. But that wouldnt have made them as much money. There's nothing about 3 that actually justifies its existence. I think 3 is a better game marginally, but a lot of the things that were wrong with Splat 2 are still wrong here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          3 doesn't have ink armor or stingray therefore it is objectively the better game with no competition

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it is objectively the better game with no competition
            ...because splatoon 1's online is now officially dead

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not worth creating a new game just to fix a few specials.
            At launch 3 still had one of the most cancerous specials from 2, missiles in their unnerfed form. They've fixed it since then but they've been very careful about not putting missiles on too many weapons that would farm them easily. Why even bring them back to begin with other than the fact they ran out of time to add new specials or rework old ones.

            And now we have our own cancerous meta with Trizooka, before we had a cancerous crab meta as well. These same problems are going to pop up with any of the games. They just need to rebalance them or get the design right the first time around, something they still failed to do with many of the specials in 3.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Why even bring them back to begin with other than the fact they ran out of time to add new specials or rework old ones.
              yeah, they ran of time making super chump, please understand

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it is objectively the better game with no competition
            That's not even the argument you fricking idiot. I think Splat 3 is a marginally better game, but what part about "it has a lot of the same problems 2" and "it hardly justifies its existence" do you not get? It's a shitty sequel, even if it's a better game than 2 (which isn't saying a whole lot).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coasted? that mf cruised (pun intended) through the switch's entire lifespan, still selling millions, selling 10s of millions even before the dlcs
        what a great game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      move on from that game boomer

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let's be real here continued support of 2 and more dlc for it would not have been enough to keep the series afloat between console generations. Releasing 3 was a more guaranteed way to get previous player back into the series while at the same time attracting new blood. Could more have been done? Yeah, but considering the time it was being developed the fact that it worked most of the time at launch is probably a miracle. 3 is also probably many devs first time actually making a Splat game based on all the hiccups, if they're kept on for 4 I think it'll be a much smoother launch with the new hardware.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my biggest fear is for them to push the catalog system even harder and implement microtransactions in some way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The scariest part about it is that skin packs and shit seem to be what holds the average casual's attention the most. It's such complete and utter cancer but it's also what the majority of mouth breathers seem to want for their games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >finally get collab skins again
          >only available through a skin pack
          hell is near and i am afraid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah so by this logic they should have released a second Animal Crossing game on the switch, because continued support "wouldn't have been enough", which is why they dropped it like a sack of shit and killed any momentum they had for that series. So just release a bare bones sequel that barely changes anybody to get people back interested.

      They didn't need to do that with Mario Kart, they didnt need to do that with Smash Bros. Splatoon 2 was still popular, they extended support with it by giving it more splatfests.

      The point is if you're going to make an actual sequel, make it feel like a sequel rather than rushing out a downgraded version of the previous game only to barely be able to bring it up to speed half a year later. Why should we have to make excuses for them because Nintendo hired a bunch of new staff? They're selling us a product, I don't care who worked on it. Splat 3 doesn't justify it self as a product and that actually turned a lot of people off because the game was in an awful state at launch withing nothing new to actually justify itself. Most people had the notion that it didn't feel like a sequel. That means they did a bad job. That pushes away new and returning players, it's not going to keep them invested in the series when they release a lazy cash grab that doesn't do anything new to justify paying $60 bucks plus tip.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah and here's the new big improvement for Splat 3:
        Now you get penalized for not playing the game because you miss out on exclusive content. This is sure to make new and returning players happy!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shooters are a much different. There's also some theories that 3 was supposed to be for the next console but something happened to have them push out it's release. The devs killed so much good will on 2 with the state they left it in that anything they wouldn't have brought people back. Lots of people told me they dropped it before the final fest and even more once it was done based on it's state. There was no salvaging 2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mario Kart isn't really a great comparison because of how utterly ubiquitous it is. Everyone knows what Mario Kart is and how to play it. Everyone knows that if you're having friends over, you have Mario Kart and you have Smash. Splatoon, on the other hand, still hasan't banked nearly as much credibility for itself to coast for 7+ years on, Maybe it can get to that kind of level eventually but it's not quite there yet.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well if they want it to get to that level they need stop releasing half assed games like Splatoon 2 and 3 and make an actual polished product that doesn't feel like a half finished game on release.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never happening, it’s practically apart of the game’s identity
            But hypothetically what would that look like?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    splatoon 2 gay seething again because no one plays with her here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like Splatoon 2.
      I think 3 is a better game, but a disappointing sequel that doesn't justify its own existence.
      You suffer from lack of reading comprehension.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i quoted no one
    how are you sure im talking about you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please stop talking to yourself schizo

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 4 is gonna be in a tough spot if they keep trying to juggle all of the old cast members while introducing new ones.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it won't because they just won't bring them back
      or only the group that wins the final fest cameos to help in the story's climax kinda like agent 3 in OE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I feel like we're defi8nitely in for some cuts in Splatoon 4. The devs will still sell us Pearl and Marina as DLC though, that's become tradition.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we need deep cut to hog up screentime in the next game since theyve been shafted in their own game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deep Cut has been enough of a flop that they're likely going in the garbage can next game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will be very sad if they're one-and-done here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They might still show up as a musical act like Off the Hook did before they came back in the DLC but unless the next game is also set in Splatsville I doubt they'll be returning as focus characters. They're a very localized act and deeply tied to Splatsville itself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just hope they go back to two sides on splatfest. I really REALLY hope they dont try to do 4, and come up with a wacky 4-way gimmick.

      4 pairs of 2 incoming, prepare for quad-color battle 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >4-way gimmick.
        How about 4v4 pvp modes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          frick off, that's too absurd anon

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this game worth buying a switch for if I think the squids are cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      honestly just wait for the switch 2 at this point it's coming out next year, there will definitely be a splatoon 4 on it and backcompat for 3 and 2

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait for the HD woomy ass on Switch 2

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just sick of how obsessed this game is with player engagement. Everything has to be limited time only. The Catalog, the Challenges, Big Run. And it's made with Japanese Overfishers in mind.

    Just make the game fun, release actual content at a timely rate and we'll keep coming back. We want to be here, but not when it feels like everything offered is just a trick to get us here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels like they built the gsme with an MTX store in mind and then just forgot to put in the MTX store

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When you're bopping to the Splatoon 2 soundtrack so hard you forget to ruin Splatoon 3.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm just sick of how obsessed this game is with player engagement.
      You know, I thought about it, and at first I didnt think that way, how it was rewarding to the player to have a Battle Pass-like system, for playing everyday.

      But thinking on it more, I agree with you. Adding stuff to the various stores makes more sense. You could add new content the same way, just add more as you progress through updates.

      On the other hand, the update cycles do lend themselves to a battle pass system, and as you say it does help with player engagement, but more importantly, player retention. It's tough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be fine with the daily rewards if they were just resources like coins and food tickets and shit instead of having missables like emotes and gear.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they made a Salmon Run spinoff game, they'd have to make some sort of offline singleplayer aspect to it or it'll just be unplayable after servers die. How do you think they would do this? What sort of story would give in-universe reasons to go to work and frick salmon all day?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and frick salmon all day
      Pink drill veemo detected

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you think they would do this?
      they wouldn't

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I know exactly how.

      >"There's rumors of a Vault, deep within the territory of the Salmonids. Closely guarded by their most elite troops and their most powerful weapons. A secret they never want us to find out about."

      >"A Vault filled to the brim with Gold Scales, mountains of them. They've just been storing them in there and we can take it all for ourselves. We just need to fight our way in and find it!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well I cant think of an initial reasoning for it, the only thing I can add is I could make a twist for it, wherein after x number of successful runs, it would be revealed that the salmon were actally trying to supress some sort of force/ big bad, and by killing them you actually helped the BBEG in some way.

      You then go on a story mode-like adventure through the salmon spawn cave to talk to their king, (he is having you prove yourself or some such) then you join forces with them to oust BBEG in the end. idk man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever it is leave the octarians out of it. Dudes have been absolutely GOING THROUGH IT with mandatory conscription into an army and also 2 separate society-wide mind control events.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, hey, hold it right there. You're not getting out of this blame-free, we know you gave the Salmonids Weapons.

        In exchange for Golden Eggs to power your Inkling Boy-Catching Machines.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, hey, hold it right there. You're not getting out of this blame-free, we know you gave the Salmonids Weapons.

        In exchange for Golden Eggs to power your Inkling Boy-Catching Machines.

        Interrupting an illegal arms deal between the Octos and the Salmonids could be a fun campaign mission.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wanna blow up their Weapon Factories and at least one Salmonid Airfield. Strap an Inkbomb to a Mothership and crash it into something, it'd be great.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Deep in Salmonid territory
            >come across a class of Small Fry laughing and playing in the school yard
            >word comes down from command we've stumbled onto a Flyfish training grounds and the orders are to destroy them before they can become flight certified
            >War is hell squid

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >"I can still hear their screaming."
              >"And I can hear all the Inkling lives we just saved. Proceed to the next target."

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >for the first time in my life, I did not feel Fresh after winning. The real cost of Freshness wasn't paid in coins or sea snails. I finally understood the real price. But the capsules came in all the same.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine thinking salmon run is good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Salmon Ru. Is good but the Salmongays in these threads who treat it like its the entire or even the main game are moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're right, though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be better if I could just bring my own Weapon instead of relying on what sick joke of a rotation they cooked up.

      For the last time, I don't wanna use the fricking Inkbrush and Bamboozler!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they've been putting the Bamboozler into rotation a lot lately

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Join my SR room in 3 hours.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    next rotation looks good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you look good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks 😉

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coming through

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Woomy in a vroomy

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why does he attract such chads
    he doesnt, its well known the only people who pick big meme are the autistic morons who fell of the le meme
    Cant ever forget how cancerous the reveal was when all the 20+yo manbaby channels fawned over it only for it and the other two idols to have absolutely no personality, yet somehow it was the worst one.
    Oh, I mean, Ay, Ay Ay, Ay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The premise is flawed because Chads don't play Splatoon we're all deeply flawed individuals hwre.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we're all deeply flawed individuals hwre
        >hwre
        especially you

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making a salmon room at rotation

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that was all my fault sorry

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do one or two more kings

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the pool is only "alive" for 1 hour everyday

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you guys are up for it I can do one more king

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright that's good enough GG's guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GGs, that was a good time.

      GGs, this is a really good shift

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GGs, that was a good time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      GGs, this is a really good shift

      This rotation is really fun I might do another 3 kings tomorrow night

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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