Why does it feel like they're trying too hard to be scary?

Why does it feel like they're trying too hard to be scary?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess my bigger question is how can this be so popular if they're obviously trying so hard to be scary?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids can't tell either way and the youtubers they watch play up the slightest spooky for interactions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Children are stupid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's not that bad of a story or a game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s made for kids you dolt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reasons

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Skrull would look scarier with some big saggers honestly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Whoever made that image is just hella jealous he didn't grow up with those squeezable milkbags on the right

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick I need more of Mrs. Squishbossom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry bro, a female monster trying to pin me down and steal my semen is the scariest thing I can imagine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            t. General Ripper

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Creepypastagay
          >Youtube
          >Fan game
          >"Creativity creepy monsters"
          Why don't teens just consume actual horror media instead of dumpster diving into the internet for the semi-decent work of amateurish hacks? Books, videogames, movies, ACTUAL indie scenes of independent producers old and new working of the most diverse genres of terror who aren't 15 moronic kids circlejerking thenselves on Wikia.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Zoomer adult here. I grew up really into the SCP Foundation. I actively grew my vocabulary just so I could read the clinical, science-y language of the articles on the wiki more comprehensively. But as SCP got more popular, more videos, games, and other fan content started to be made that vastly misinterpreted or outright didn't understand any of the shit they were portraying. And then the wiki made the ultimate frick-up by providing official communities for people to gather and share said stuff, basically removing all actual engagement from what the Foundation is supposed to be about (reading the fricking SCP articles) and instead legitimizing all of this secondary media.

            Long rant, but what SCP is now is just a bunch of secondaries calling themselves fans for watching a video summary or recap of what an article, because they're too stupid and attention-deficited to pass the original bar of entry and just fricking READ the shit. People just can't read anymore, man.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >hen the wiki made the ultimate frick-up by providing official communities for people to gather and share said stuff
              How wiki originally was getting in touch with people who would wrote the articles?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Look man, I was scared by the mid-to-late-2000s/early 2010s online horror too.
          But looking back it was just interesting designs/stolen spooky images that carried complete dogshit horror stories

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I got a hardcore Sakado fetish. I only frick women who can pull off a Sadako look.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The guy that made this has zero self-awareness and is a manchild.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty certain him and the guy who always posts it are the same dude.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SEXOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creepypasta
          >well-written
          >creative monsters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this post was made by people who have never seen how much people want to frick xenomorphs, jason, freddie kruger, pyramid head, or the predator

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Teratophiles are based unlike Zoomies and their mascot furry cringelords. They just wanna frick Chuck E. Cheese lol.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Those people also haven't seen the prototype Xenomoprhs with the dick sucking lips, breasts, massive wieners, and more obvious bell ends on their wiener-shaped heads.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Finally they added sex to horror games

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            go back to steam

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          reading these replies is cringe
          >I'm being le ironic
          whoopie doo on being one of the billion people on this site and twitter that do this as if this is the standard now

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >hornyposting is ironic
            moron

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm so glad I grew up watching actual horror movies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          right is superior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creepy monsters
          And then Jeff the killer gave me a lil kissy on my tum tum, then he told me
          >don't get sleepy, we're gonna be up all nightaroonie!!!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          while the anon who made this is a gay who deserves to be laughed at for thinking creepypasta was ever scary, it is tiring how zoomers make everything about sex these days

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which is funny because they have the least amount of it of any generation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >well written stories
          kek. the delusion. i would frick both of the creatures in that picture

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >well written stories
          lets not kid ourselves, millennials sugarcoat every turd they experienced in their childhood

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >horror i grew up with
          >stuff on youtube
          Literally one zoomer laughing at other slightly younger zoomers lmfao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          they're both bad because you have to lose to see the horror or porn

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Memes are memes they're not black, white, hispanic, asian, male, female, non-binary, or LGBTQIA. They are for everyone to use regardless or who you are or what you identify as. Assigning identifiers to images is just another way to divide this already fractured world.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >creepypastas
          >well written stories
          go back and read a few old creepypastas again and your nostalgia goggles will fall off when you realize that 75% of them have ESL-tier grammar and horrendous dialogue

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the coom models are good, shut up

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"growing up" in the 2010s

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But what if they were combined?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >left never happened
          >right also never happened except on draw threads

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they're obviously trying so hard to be scary?
        As opposed to what? Casually scary? Ironic scary? Yeah, too much of that already, I'd rather someone do a mediocre idea well then a good idea poorly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids are morons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        these games sell well because le epic screaming youtubers play them, which causes children to want to buy them. it's a functional trinity that causes awful low effort things to become successful.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >how can this be so popular if they're obviously trying so hard to be scary?
        >

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I miss those books. This brings me back to recess time in grade school where I would read those books in my school library like a robot instead of play outside with the other kids. I even miss the TV show, even though I can't listen to the opening jingle now without being reminded of mandalore.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Goosebumps at least had some really fun ideas and had consistency

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I got off my phone and out of bed to come over to my desk just to tell you that you are an enormous fricking homosexual and R.L. Stein is a spectacular writer. Eat my dick. The only children's horror writer I like more is that fricker who did "My X Teacher is a X".
          on another note, "How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found" was the most unnerving shit I read as a teenager, and probably one of the best pre-teen reads to give your kids.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's no blacks or gays being shown on screen so I'll take it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I guess my bigger question is how can this be so popular if they're obviously trying so hard to be scary?
        anon are you legitimately autistic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids love spooky shit but not TOO spooky like hereditary or something like that. More like fnaf, creepypasta, analog horror, SCP, etc...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >My babies 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gross != scary

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What's gross about it? Its just a mother providing comfort for her children.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >hereditary
          Dogshit meme movie if there ever was one. People who like FNAF are 100 better than the morons that liked that dogshit slop.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I liked it frick u. You're not special for not liking it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think Hereditary's one of the best films of the past 30 years. Why do you hate it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Let's all point and laugh at this cretin.
            Hahahahaha!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Agree, Hereditary fricking blows
            The husband getting lit on fire literally has better comedic timing than any comedy of the past decade
            If you didn't laugh your fricking ass off at Toni Colette jellyfish swimming through the air silently your soul is dead
            moronic reddit pseuds think the movie is good because the first third is good, but the movie fricking TANKS in quality as soon as Colette finds the body in the car.
            slop garbage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          awww

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Poppy's Playtime was always artificially boosted the company behind it ran a shitload of influence farm accounts on youtube

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's made for kids to watch. Childrens are the easiest targets to farm views from because they don't give a frick what they consume.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you fricking stupid?
        >why would people who want a scary game buy a game that’s trying so hard to be scary
        I feel like the average IQ on here is below 50.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You don't remember Furbys?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a kids game. Kids like the spooky yet marketable characters.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Le streaming face bait

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because children and morons keep buying it. Streamers keep playing it for the views from children and morons. YouTube is ***LITERALLY*** free advertising for your dumb dogshit dumpster product made on the cheap. You don't even have to do anything anymore to get streamers to play your shit for free. It's multiple layers of grift all working together to make sure your day is ruined by having to hear about moronic products. It's basically the same energy as picrel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess my bigger question is how can this be so popular if they're obviously trying so hard to be scary?

      This part was the worst so far tbh. Way too many talking characters and weird lore dumps, feels like they're chasing the 'le epic deep story game theory' crowd hard

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >safe horror

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >fake spooky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >forced scary

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >artificial startles

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >dishonest uneasiness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Marketable Horror

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what horror isn't marketable besides straight up snuff films?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ive always been really upset the 3rd movie is completely overlooked.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It's because 2 fricking killed all interest in any further sequels. It would have unironically done better if they just kept the title as simply "Legion".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        horror that sells toys is the worse kind of horror

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What about horror intended to scare the shit out of you that got toys later?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hnnngh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What did you mean by this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's being throatraped by the critters. That's him trying to scream but all the cum is blocking his throat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn sounds hot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the critters don't have wieners thoughever. anon is obviously getting asphyxiated by a smooth null crotch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kino

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They have been trying hard for every game.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because these games are made to sell merch

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're terrible

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex Creature

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was close to calling Poppy's Playtime the most cynically soulless mass produced aiming horror game but then I remembered that Garden of Banban copied THEM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no it's not a garDEN, it is a garTEN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kino of banban

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as a former re/sh kid, this games existence pisses me the flying fricking frick off

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It got streisand effect'd hard so if you care so much the best you can do is ignore it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I was close to calling Poppy's Playtime the most cynically soulless mass produced aiming horror game

      >close

      Anon you shouldn't even be close. There's at least a decent amount of thought put behind the story of it,its scares and the environments. There's a lot of horror games out there but genuinely an accusation like that should only go to Bendy and the Ink Machine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know that thumbnail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only know what this is because there were fricking highway signs for it on my commute ages ago and I hate that kids who grew up with it are old enough to post here now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And more will only join us

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure its just 3 dudes constantly talking about it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >There's a lot of horror games out there but genuinely an accusation like that should only go to Bendy and the Ink Machine.
        How to say you never played Bendy and the Ink Machine or know anything about it without actually saying it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever I see this little fricker I just get reminded of that autist who danced to it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Xhe doesn't remember Showdown Bandit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is literally just scarface from Batman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          hes a cowboy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This puppet made me remember that one game that wanted to be like undertale but with Geno? The first boss was early and cool but then it just fell off a cliff with boring talking and walking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought that was the illbleed cowboy for a sec

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There were toys for this in toy aisles before the game came out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I followed this because I wanted it to be so cool but they just abandoned it after not a super long period of working on it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >was mocked by everyone for being a shitty horror game
      >still got mega popular and made millions of dollars
      literally WHAt is stopping you from making a shitty marketable zoomer mascot horror game? think of the money you'll make.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You haven't seen the legions of MHGs that flopped before starting a franchise. There was one about furbies which was played and well recieved but disappeared immediately

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it still doesn't matter. you can make them en messe and hopefully one of them will stick. they don't take much effort, the gameplay is literally barebones and the lore is so barebones and copypasted that you could ask ChatGPT to write you a new one for each and every game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >they don't take much effort
            As evidenced by the dozens of successful ones, right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even when someone calls something a cheap cash grab, making any game takes a lot of effort and at least some level of talent. Can you make 3D models for animatronics and giant scary plush toys? No? Alright, well, you're not making a game then, are you? What about the music, voice acting, code? One guy alone can do it, but he has to have some talent and he has to invest a ton of time and effort into it. It takes a lot to make a shitty game.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Can you make 3D models for animatronics and giant scary plush toys?
          they aren't complex at all, look at banban or baldi. they literally look like someone's first blender project. the animations are very crappy as well. so, yes.
          >What about the music, voice acting, code?
          you're acting like making a walking simulator is difficult. it's one of the easiest 3d game genres to make. voice acting is unnecessary since most of these games don't use it at all. music is also unnecessary, but making a horror game """soundtrack""" is extremely easy as well, as it mostly consists of single notes and simplistic melodies. so, yes.
          >One guy alone can do it, but he has to have some talent and he has to invest a ton of time and effort into it.
          you think this shit takes talent and effort? the only thing you're correct about is time, but even then, it doesn't take that much since you can just launch a very barebones chapter 1 to see if any fish bite your hook, then work on an actual higher quality chapter 2 once they do. that's what most of these games did.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >banban
            How much money has this franchise made? They don't even have a Wikipedia page. Those games have 10% the reviews of FNAF and PP and they're not as good. Why am I supposed to believe it's super successful or something?
            >baldi
            That's a meme game that's actually kinda' fun and funny as it satirizes mascot horror. It would be a much worse game if it actually looked good. I think you're also sleeping on the fact that the original Banban and Baldi are free, and even then, not a lot of people played them.
            >you're acting like making a walking simulator is difficult
            Would adding a sword swing animation suddenly be super difficult? PP has a grappling hook, a flare gun and rocket jumping and shit, you don't just walk around.
            >voice acting is unnecessary since most of these games don't use it at all
            Okay, the successful ones do.
            >making a horror game """soundtrack""" is extremely easy as well, as it mostly consists of single notes and simplistic melodies
            Which is something the average anon here knows nothing about. Also, I'd say FNAF from PS onward has music on par with most video games. PS sounds like Mega Man 11.
            >you think this shit takes talent and effort?
            Most people can't even finish the Blender donut tutorial, so yes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >How much money has this franchise made?
              More than enough for a shoestring budget unity hackjob that's approaching 7 games now

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >unity
                Unreal*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banban is hilarious because its virtually identical to Poppy Playtime, just with one one-millionth of the production value
      And yet it absolutely dominates it in terms of popularity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >was mocked by everyone for being a shitty horror game
      >still got mega popular and made millions of dollars
      literally WHAt is stopping you from making a shitty marketable zoomer mascot horror game? think of the money you'll make.

      Funny, I hear about this game all the fricking time, but never positively. If all these moronic little shits whining so hard about this game would shut the frick up it would have failed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Banban basically managed to meme itself into the "So Bad It's Good" niche for Mascot horror more or less.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Banban basically managed to meme itself into the "So Bad It's Good" niche
          It isn't even that. It's just boring. Really all the YouTube videos made about it are more interesting than the game itself because they cut out the 45 minutes of walking from a to b.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banban is like the Neil Breen of mascot horror games. They know what a video game is supposed to be but they can't make it happen. You can see exactly what they're going for in every chapter as they utterly fail to deliver on it, blindly flailing and trying to create some kind of story with absolutely zero talent or creativity. Puzzles happen for no reason. Levels make no sense spatially. The story is both nothing and impossible to follow.

      It's like if a skinwalker was trying to mimic a video game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the villains are actually friendly and you need to take down the bigger evil
      poppy playtime copied banban

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banban unironically has some rare but super funny dream sequences where they just drive in a car and talk shit to each other. Poopy playtim eis always soulless and boring.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Garten is accidental kino with tons of accidentally hilarious sequences
      Poppy's playtime doesn't even compare

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That design doesn't look remotely scary

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why are you freaks sexually attracted to soulles gen alpha slop

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The first part was the most impressive because the monster's animations were actually pretty good and added to the scare factor. Second and third parts were meh by comparison.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Chapter 2 starts with a totally normal toy commercial for Mommy Long-Legs
    >Chapter 3 starts with a borderline creepy pasta cartoon for Smiling Pals where everyone is terrified and then a voiceless, emotionless character breaths gas into the room and makes everyone go crazy before sitting over their still bodies
    >and then there’s a news report about how the toy this cartoon is based off of is being recalled because they filled it full of LSD
    They overstepped and got too cartoonishly stupidly evil. I mean that was already the case but their cover story (the toys and cartoons they’re selling) shouldn’t be so obviously sinister

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sucks because that intro was genuinely kind of charming. If they played it more close to the belt with the scare I think it would have worked waaaaay better. Or at least been less eye rolling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't help that the news reporter was hamming it up. He sounded less like he was reporting a controversy and more like he was holding a flashlight up to his face while telling a story to his little brothers around the campfire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, these people literally built a shady underground orphanage that prevented people from taking out kids to adopt under the basis of "tests" and this was a KNOWN thing, by at least a couple thousand uninvolved individuals. Playtime being unsubtle is the point, because you don't need subtlety when you have money and power.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s one of those things where realism ruins it. That cartoon would never get made and especially not allowed on TV.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Give them normal cartoon eyes and a colored background (same as the fur color to avoid the 'duh blood red maw' trap) for their mouth and they'd pass just fine as toys. Creepy wide mouths but still believable. Then have the big body ones have the pint-point white pupils and gaping black maws. They needed that division between the saleable product and their horrible science experiment made from dead children bits.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I feel like those characters would be pretty effective, if only their default expression wasn't Mandela-catalog-reject

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giving them those soulless light eyes was a bad move. If these were real and I was a kid I'd fricking have nightmares after seeing one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Giving them those soulless light eyes was a bad move. If these were real and I was a kid I'd fricking have nightmares after seeing one.

      >Huggy Wuggy looks normal and then gets a scary monster face when he starts hunting you
      >Mommy Long-Legs looks normal and then gets a scary monster face & claws when she goes ballistic
      >all the Smiling Pals just look like that and also CatNap is gigantic, gangly and emaciated looking
      Would have been a lot more effective if the eyes were normal and the big grins were actual smiles not gaping black voids. Would have given CatNap more of a Cheshire Cat kind of vibe and then when he gets serious in the finale his eyes inverting in color, mouth getting all stretched and freaky, claws popping out and limbs stretching would have had some scarier weight to it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Speaking of the cheshire cat, I feel like a lot of the stuff in alice in wonderland, at least the disney one, was really creepy and unnerving because none of what the characters were doing made any sense. They weren't usually outright malevolent, just the way they behaved creeped me out, especially characters like tweedle dee and tweedle dum, or the mad hatter. This level of subtlety must be hard to pull off because it doesn't feel like it was written that way on purpose. It's obvious when a modern game is trying to be scary and it usually falls flat.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CatNap is like that by default because he's a bigger body, and one they never bothered actually trying to make non-threatening both because they seemingly couldn't (the remark as to if his "voice-thingy" is still broken during that one recording) and because it was pointless given his purpose is to drug kids and make them easier to kidnap for horrific experiments.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why make hugeass talking toy cat to drug kids? As if a pump and a length of hose wouldn't be cheaper. No wonder everything went so wrong, company's answer to everything seemed to be "let's see what kinda toy thing we can whip up for this!".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vibe
        kys Black person

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I 100% agree

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CatNap only looks gangly and emaciated because of the gas. It's some Batman Scarecrow nonsense.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even without the gas making him look like a skeleton monster he's got a bony spine that pushes up against his fabric. They probably didn't put too much work in making him look good since he's gassing the kids while he's playing with them.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    While a shit game, I can respect the effort put into the newest chapter in comparison to the last, at least in comparison to its contemporaries. Regardless, Five Nights at Freddy’s and its consequences and spawn has done inconceivable damage to the horror genre.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where is the matpat video already. I don't play these games.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matpat retired

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's premiering his lets play on the live channel right now if you wanna check, expect a theory in 2 weeks to a month. But it isn't like he has much to theorize about, the story is just there and the mysteries are as simple as putting the square in the square hole.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is a ManlyBadassHero board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

        where is the matpat video already. I don't play these games.

        homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

        [...]

        homosexual

        he's the only letsplayer I will watch, has none of that parasocial relationship stuff, just the game with light commentary.
        I almost always skip his closing commentshe's still a weeb homosexual and I ain't watching any of his annie-may stuff.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >light commentary.
          His stuff has a lotta commentary though. He's a bit more tolerable because he doesn't talk over dialog,reads it and also bothers to edit his videos to the point where if there's an alternate ending he'll do that then shove it in.

          I honestly was wishing this game with the My Friendly Neighborhood route of it being pretty silly but can hit you with some good jumps now and then. This feels like someone trying way too hard to be dark edge but not in a funny way like it wants to be taken super seriously for MatPat views

          >not in a funny way like it wants to be taken super seriously for MatPat views
          It didn't really introduce any new mysteries and mostly just answer stuff so I dunno about that Anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ANIME

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like 8bitryan

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Project Kat is best game, Kat is best girl, the actual ending where she dies is non-canon, and I don't care for the full game that it's a prelude to.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm more of a alpha beta gamer chad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I recently found this guy called Astralspiff, he's pretty entertaining and I like his interactions with the chat. Only problem with him is that he's one of those guys who can't stop themselves from trying to break the game or go out of bounds. In Chapter 3 he literally spent like 10 minutes of his first playthrough trying to stack barrels to pass over a invisible wall and got willingly soft locked twice in later sections.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          spiff is a good lad, its just his speed/challenge run stuff is his main gimmick, so he has to play it up. id hate to watch him live at least kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This board is empty like my soul

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Matpat retired

      bro............. wheres the matpat video?
      wheres the living tombstone song?
      wheres the markiplier playthrough?
      what happened to society?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kys youtubezoomer

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    darn

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post the kemoshota rabbit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If this game was Japanese Ganker would suck it's wiener forever

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Technically nothing supernatural is happening in the game, meaning the monsters are probably totally possible to create. I wonder if anyone would be me down for surgery to become a big, cuddly, fat bearhug?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hundreds of people disappearing with no police investigation is pretty supernatural

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Technically nothing supernatural is happening in the game
      The poppies have necromantic powers which is the entire basis behind the creation of the toys. It's not OVERTLY supernatural like say, FNAF is, but it very much is the result of some physics violating shit.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The toys are largely biological so definitlly Animatronics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who tf is left

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the Mimic from fnaf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like there was a missed opportunity to show more of the prototype. Maybe a silhouette or an eye or something. Instead its just the same old robot arm as if that's all it's composed of.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >white, pink, and blue tiles
      Even while trying to dodge the /misc/ shit it still has seeped far enough into my brain that it activates annoyance within me for literally no reason. Pray for me brothers for I have the brain rot.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess: people (/v/) want to frick the rabbit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All the toys are extremely arousing in some way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no it's the bear people like

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you homosexuals so jaded? It's even more embarrassing than embracing cheesy horror
    This was a genuinely good update, the designs were actually creepy and I want to own a plush of the cat, this game is finally good now but only for this chapter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was a decent handful of stuff I had a problem with, but I’ll concede that when it comes to the actual gameplay they have been doing better with every chapter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh. I thought 2 was better. 3 has too many battery puzzles and the final boss fight makes me want to kill myself because of how tedious it is. Also Mommy Long Legs was a much more interesting character than Catnap, who was barely a character himself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They really missed out on making MLL "reward" you with "happy mommy" talk for every challenge you beat. Whole game would have been better if you could have her be friendly with skilled players, and the evil Rabbit chases you instead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Mommy explicitly wants you to die in every challenge you go through, you can literally hear the barely contained rage and disappointment in her voice when you beat the first two games and she only gives you parts of the train code out of a twisted sense of fairness. What you're asking is for an entirely different character, which would necessitate changing the entire chapter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This chapter should have been fully about the teacher, or had all the smiling critters there, even if you’re just watching them die like the dog.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why'd they settle on a Fnaf-esque sequence?
        From the way the game was hyping CatNap up, I expected some kind of stalking-centric boss fight.
        Like, you're in an expansive, dark, honeycombed area with the monster. It won't charge you head on, instead keeping to the shadows and slowly stalking you until it can take a swing, while you try to find a way out and use your flare gun to illuminate areas to scare it off (Also limit the flare gun, have it require you to restock on ammo after [x] number of shots). I'm imagining would be an extremely noise-cue heavy encounter - the distant scraping on claws on concrete, the clatter of an object being knocked over, the soft rasping of gas when it gets dangerously close, maybe it can actually use somewhat intelligent tactics and lure the player into ambushes with items or sounds. Also it was mentioned that CatNap can be lurking in any shadow, probably just a turn of phrase, but why not make that a feature? Have the monster prioritize staying in the dark, going so far as to warp its body in a fluid-like manner to do so - and maybe have it occasionally teleport to a new shadowed area within a certain proximity to the player - to keep the tension and paranoia high.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because everything you’re describing takes an extra bit of effort, where as FNAF sequences are cheaper and the fans will love nearly anything

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yea I was expecting CatNap to be present throughout the whole chapter, peeking on you, watching, stalking; you'd catch glimpses in shadows and whatnot the whole time, maybe have a few "close calls" early on. Even when Poppy tells you "hey watch out he'll be in the shadows and blah blah" the offices don't have any such thing, he's absent. Just felt odd.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He actually does show up and follow you around, but it's so subtle that if you're just running around like most people do, you'll never see him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then buy the plush, I think it’s $40.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want this adorable green rabbit to step on me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      source

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "ESF" tells me nothing bro

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I got you, brother. ElectricSnowFox on Twitter/e621.

            I had to search Poppy Playtime on a porn site for this. I hope it it was fricking worth it, pal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice feet
      moar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      peppermint...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a girl
        nevermind, i retract

        i'm no footgay but those thighs and that belly are pure sexo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve never seen someone so devastated to find out the character they were interested in was female, but yeah you’re a gaybo

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            There was a tremendous amount of butthurt from terminally online pornbrained gays when that emo cat skin in Fortnite was revealed to be female, shit was hilarious.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I agree with your statement.

          I’ve never seen someone so devastated to find out the character they were interested in was female, but yeah you’re a gaybo

          Emo is cringe and we have Oscar now.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Coward. It's cute enough that I don't mind it being a chick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you think her braps smell like peppermint too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Unafraid to hop where others might shit
        What

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why is "scent"' the only thing listed here?
        no "habitat" or "likes/dislikes" likes you usually see in these bios

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          picture the fragrance

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because the gimmick is each Smiling Critter has a different smell and they have a cord in their back that you pull and it puffs out that scent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The Smiling Friend's toy gimmick was that if you pulled their tail they'd release a smell. Most of them were just generic air freshener smells, like peppermint here, but for some fricking reason some genius had the idea that CatNap, instead of releasing lavender or some other sleep-associated smell, should put out an actual hallucinogenic sleep gas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but now I'm imagining a guy picking one off the shelf, looking at the packaging, and asking "What the hell's a nambla award?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            "smiling friends" it's smiling critters you philistine

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Brain is mixing it up with the Happy Tree Friends. Gomensorry.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They're the same thing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Charlie's face when he sees poopy playtime lore

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it was supposed to be lavender

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah except it's actually nightmare sleep gas.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Poppy just wants to kill the puerto ricans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those feet could literally milk gallons of semen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      peppermint...

      Who's this bawd? This is a Bunzo board

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's your prom date you ugly sack of SHIT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK bunzo

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the point, idiot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's the goal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Best boy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point, idiot.

        moar.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i'm no footgay but those thighs and that belly are pure sexo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MADE for red-dotting micros

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        trapping micros between their sweaty toes*

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for the AstralSpiff video that explains how this shit gets speedran in less than 5 minutes because of incompetent developers.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is poppy playtime the FNAF for zoomers?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    FNAF ripoffs can be good. Look at Pizza Tower.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Part of the blame is on YouTube and it’s sponsors.

    If the video has too much gore or violence or even swearing to some degree, there goes all monetisation for that video. Your whole channel can be dead when you are no longer pushed by the algorithm. The only thing that kills them faster is licensed music.

    But horror is a great pull for views if you play up your reactions a little. So mascot horror is perfect. Despite dark themes of dead kids and ritual sacrifices, the goofy layer of paint over it all keeps the YouTube algorithm happy. And so all the big Youtubers flock to it for the bills that month, that give it further free advertising, and it gets bigger and bigger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't find gore and violence scary, it's just gross. I don't find horror games scary in general, but I've probably felt more unnerved playing this or FNAF than I have RE or SH. There's nothing scary about shooting zombies, that shit's awesome. But giant stuffed animals stalking me does creep me out a bit.

      If I could change one thing about Chapter 3, it'd be giving Catnap more spots. I'm assuming him being a purple cat that keeps popping up everywhere is a Cheshire Cat reference, but it also reminded me of Big the Cat in Sonic Adventure 2. He used to scare the frick out of me, just sitting behind some bars or up on a building somewhere staring at me, popping up out of nowhere in cutscenes, and he doesn't react to you nor does the world react to him. And I played SA2B, so a bunch of locations were missing, which made me even more creeped out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The hour of Joy tape was actually surprising to see Its in black and white and a series of stills but its still far more comfortingly violent then anything in FNAF or other parts of the game.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly was wishing this game with the My Friendly Neighborhood route of it being pretty silly but can hit you with some good jumps now and then. This feels like someone trying way too hard to be dark edge but not in a funny way like it wants to be taken super seriously for MatPat views

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, MFN is more like a subversion of the mascot horror genre than anything. The mascots aren't scary, they aren't trying to kill you, there is no mad science experiment/dark magic gone awry, and most importantly no kids were harmed at all. I also especially like how your player character is some no-nonsense boomer instead of a terrified schmuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MFN needed a lot more polish, and that final level & boss sucks. But it’s certainly the most earnest of all the mascot horrors. No dead kids here. You remove that last level, you’re just helping some muppets get over their depression.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wish the final boss was more of a puzzle to finish than what we got. Still a really solid game overall but i do agree on that and the final level not being good.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >that final level & boss sucks

        Perhaps that's the entire point, to demonstrate that when a game tries to become omg 2spoopy is when it shits the bed.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game is so fricking moronic it's not even funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ok explain how moron

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mascot horror is bad because... because... BECAUSE IT JUST IS OKAY? DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mascot horror is good because..........................
      >.......

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So I'm guessing that the next chapter will be about the Prototype, and probably also explain how the frick the 'poppy gel' shit can turn people into toys. My guess is that demons are behind everything, and Playtime Co. is like if the UAC from Doom 2016 were a toy company, so they used the hell energy to make toys.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frickable little b***h, I’ll fill it’s ass with so much cum

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >100s of people who worked at the company all died/disappeared on a single day
    >no authorities came to investigate
    How do explain this bullshit? The military would have been in there within days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A child's dead body was found on the founder's property and no in-depth investigation behind the highly suspicious circumstances of his death was ever conducted. In fact, it seems like all suspicions were dropped shortly after Playtime Co made their announcement regarding it. People knew about the underground orphanage and no word ever got out about it ever despite that.

      There's very obviously a case of Playtime censoring any info that gets out or getting people to keep silent about the disappearances. That, and your average military force isn't getting past Huggy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >your average military force isn't getting past Huggy.
        Doesnt he die from hitting his head on a railing? Pretty sure a single underbarrel grenade launcher would take him out

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He dies after plummeting so far into the depths of the facility that we don't even hear a crash. Given none of the toys react to the grab-packs hitting them in the face with enough force to tear a man's head clean off, and their blatant super strength, I suspect they're obscenely durable outside of extremely intensive force being applied to parts of their bodies that aren't as strong. CatNap himself tanks getting directly electrocuted and then explosively set ablaze and still seems functional enough to get up and move around afterwards, with barely any exterior damage to show for it.

          With Huggy, there's even a non-zero chance that he got snatched up by the Prototype, which was probably what actually put him down if so.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They showed a trailer for 3 a while back that started with a limp huggy being gently scooped up by the prototype

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Given none of the toys react to the grab-packs hitting them in the face with enough force to tear a man's head clean off
            Careful anon, you're thinking like a vsgay. Gameplay mechanics often don't match up with lore.
            Even if they were that durable an ATGM would probably take them out instantly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Careful anon, you're thinking like a vsgay.
              Not intentionally. I'm just pointing out that by lore, grab-packs explicitly have enough force behind them to cleanly remove a man's entire head, per chapter 1. They are packing insane force and despite being very obvious as a weapon with that in mind, not a single toy ever reacts with even the slightest discomfort to them being used against them.

              Obviously, heavier arms would destroy them, but even ignoring most of those won't be reliably useful in a place as cramped as most of the facility, the toys are also very fast and far more capable of navigating than any number of military personnel could ever be. Mommy in particular just kills anyone she gets her hands on since she has effectively unlimited range.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post Miss Delight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is the "fixed" model even inside the game files? i tried to extract that one and only got the one on the right

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No, it’s a fan version. There is a model that is used for the Hour of Joy animation somewhere in the files, but it lacks a lot of details like the rosy cheeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ALACAZAM, YOUR WISH HAS COME TRUE!
      https://twitter.com/MhDrawin/status/1752495216748007861
      https://twitter.com/MhDrawin/status/1752734938900599124

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would frfr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >deleted

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Click the link you dummy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        das it mane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delight-ful breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the live action cutscene means somewhere out there is a bunch of real world Miss Delight costumes.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some new game trying to capitalize on the FNAF/Poppy/Banban craze?
    "Mascot horror" is the lowest hanging fruit in the indie industry right now I swear to god

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its the new Poppy chapter, give it a whirl you'll have fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime. I suppose you could call releasing a new chapter the same as 'capitalizing' on the mascot horror craze.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who did it better?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And Horror in the 1970s-80s was "ooh aieeh blood on screen and a spooky man with a knife is killing sexy teenagers!"
      Times change and kids grow up with different things under different contexts, you're perpetuating the old man screaming at clouds trope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I asked who did it better and not say any is bad u Black person????? Maybe actually reply and not put words in my mouth homie???? reeetaaard??

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what is "Then," bottom right and "Now" bottom left?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Siren and Dead by Daylight

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think DBD is trying to be scary (anymore at least)
      Also, is that a FO4 mod what the frick

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The eyes. Either make the eyes on the art beady and bright if you want to keep em black, or make them normal eyes with white scalera and black pupils.
    Like, the first FNAF works because the Animatronics look friendly enough to be in an actual pizzeria of the time, but still weird enough to be in an actual pizzeria of the time.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The goal isn't to frighten you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't perspective, one of the breasts is just bigger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You grab the cum drink from her pussy, it's so blatant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then what is the goal?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To slot in nicely to the youtube-approved algorithm of being both kid-markettable, and also being generic and tripe enough to allow for vapid "HIDDEN LORE BEHIND X GAME? OMG I WAS SCARED" clickbait videos that require no effort. if they required effort to actually dissect the games, they wouldn't be popular because israelitetubers want a quick buck. And if the games were too scary, kids wouldn't be able to see them at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She killed billions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Introducing the next zoomer horron icon. Ms. Pinkdress. Don't shit yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You joke, but that would actually be pretty disturbing to encounter. Especially because the suit is obviously concealing something a lot more revolting underneath. It's a good design.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bald

        3/10 try again

        Agree she needs bangs covering her eyes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nevermind I liked the other one more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bald

      3/10 try again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agree she needs bangs covering her eyes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty scary because it looks like something/someone conciously trying to appeal to kids rather than just "what if the puppet had teeth for no reason lel"
      All the creep factor is in the implication of it's fake face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Agree she needs bangs covering her eyes

      Nevermind I liked the other one more

      Here Anon, im a zoomer and now I would have sex with the scary monster

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so sick of female monsters/pursuers, it's not scary ffs

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they're trying, they're failing.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poppy SEXO

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than other horror games.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's ripping from the mascot horror textbook that "everything should be scary, but at the same time rounded off and palpable", it's funny that when you actually compare these games, they barely have anything in common with the original FNAF and only take the traits from the later games.
    >most mascot horror games are walking sims
    >FNAF1 has you sitting in a still pace
    >characters are only half "scary" and look more frickable than frightening
    >FNAF1 characters are shitty dusty chuck-e-cheese style robots
    >story is "we killed the kids with crazy experimentation devices and super sci-fi mad genius serial killers
    >FNAF1 is just a paranormal event and an unknown murder.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DOBSON EYEBROWS

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why is it
    furries
    >but then why would it be
    furries

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually impressive how fnafhomies managed to get acceptded by society when they are literally just furris but a tiny bit more edgy. It's like going from ghostbusters to extreme ghostbusters etc in the 00s. Still the same shit just with dark eyeliner.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins the horror genre forever
    >gets away with it
    Did he win, or did we lose?

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you be scary without trying too hard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try so hard that it looks effortless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Surreal horror

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the shadow glitch from saints row 2

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frick you for making me remember this fricker, gives me the chills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw was thinking of making horror-themed games
      The easiest way would be to make a normal game and add some disturbing stuff that you get to see for a moment and keep you wondering what the frick you just saw.
      Thing is the setting I was coming up has a lot more of blatant grotesque stuff, so it's not like I can go the hidden horror route, so I'm asking, too.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    as usual, FNAF did it first

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Admit it
      you wanted to let me in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so glad that Help Wanted 2 has Ballora in it. Sometimes I leave the door open so she joins me in the control room.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >If the Slenderman tries to come at me, I'mma frick him!

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute worst kind of horror is "dude actually reality and trauma are the REAL monsters"

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Horror games don't scare me, that rabbit is just frickable and should be scared of me instead

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >horrorslop
    don't know what this is but i'm not touching it

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >209 posts
    >not a single mention of jazz
    am i... just old now..?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The scariest part of Jazz is knowing that Tim Sweeney was involved in the development of his games.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how can a man fall so far from grace

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you think that's bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't think of it anon.
      Still one of the best bass riffs for a game ever:

      ?si=-cnRZlYhTbOPg9do

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not any of those anons but I actually do imagine sex to deal with fear
    Like if I get paranoid that somebody is in my house I would start muttering about how I'm gonna frick the home intruder's ass if I got ahold of them

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they get Gregory to do another radio voice who is totally a trustworthy kid to take orders from haha character?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Meh, it's just a fun role reversal. Like dominating a muscle girl. Or purifying a succubus.
    >im scary! be scared!
    >actually, i'm attracted to you. I want to have sex with you now.

    It's not that serious

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's not that serious
      I'm sorry if I made it sound like it was. I thought it'd be funny to imagine that those anons would be like that. Now I'm thinking of a character who would be the only one turned on by a life threatening enity chasing the group that they're in. These are successful ideas here folks.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all the promotional material is building up THE HOUR OF JOY
    >THE HOUR OF JOY repeatedly mentioned throughout the chapter, but they never reveal what THE HOUR OF JOY means
    >Ending of the chapter they finally show you what THE HOUR OF JOY was
    >It's just the toys killing all the staff and taking over
    How the frick was that supposed to be a reveal? We knew they took over the factory and killed everyone. I was expecting some crazy reveal of how they did it or some kind of secret plot twist but no it's just grainy security footage of huggy wuggy killing random staff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this was so moronic. I already know everyone is dead from how deserted and bloodstained the facility is. Not to mention all the maneating monsters roaming about. It was really awkward when they tried to sell it as some big dramatic reveal.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this was so moronic. I already know everyone is dead from how deserted and bloodstained the facility is. Not to mention all the maneating monsters roaming about. It was really awkward when they tried to sell it as some big dramatic reveal.

      It wasn't meant to be some massive reveal or lore secret. You have all the context clues to know exactly what the Hour of Joy was, even as far back as chapter 1.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did they have that scene?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To spell it out blatantly for the people who did miss it or are actively ignoring the foreshadowing in favor of their own headcanon theories because "it can't be that simple".

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna frick the unicorn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I KNOW you're hiding more red from me!
      >(screaming)
      I lol'd

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to hug all of the smiling critters..

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna hug the cat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take away the soulless eyes and creepypasta smiles and you've have a genuinely decent line up of 90s kids toys. Which I think would have made it spookier when they mutated into abominations but I'm not a gazillionaire from video game merch sales so whateverrrrrrr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fug*

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The term "dog days" stemmed from ancient Rome when live dogs used to be sacrificed for the god Sirius
    >DogDays is met hanging in a way that makes him look crucified and is "sacrificed" when the plushies eat him

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Kissy just run over or hop down to the lift after pressing the button?

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Poppy calling the player a they when it's the guy from the tapes?

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, where's the porn

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they're trying so hard to be scary why did they fill it with tedious puzzles

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Puzzles are the only thing that makes this not a pure walking simulator.
      Basically, without them its just a movie. If you don't like the puzzles just watch the movie as someone else plays it.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jumpscare, more like frickscare
      What do we call this genre? This "NOOO DON'T SUCK MY wiener NOOO" kind of genre? Sex horror? wiener shock?

      Weren't they making a sequel? What happened this is one of the first mhg but they never did anything else with it.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Since both "old horror" and "new horror" is just jumpscare shit I'll take new horror.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jumpscare, more like frickscare
      What do we call this genre? This "NOOO DON'T SUCK MY wiener NOOO" kind of genre? Sex horror? wiener shock?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God how I'd hate to be caught by her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, modern horror makes me paralysed with fear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Curvy feminine bodies scary... Big boobs terrifying....

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Curvy feminine bodies scary... Big boobs terrifying....

          It's weird to me that nobody has decided to lean into this concept super hard and make a solid horror porn game.
          Seems like the concept would be extremely popular.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          God this game sucks. Never been more disappointed in my life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Hate HATE how hard I am getting turned on by these designs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally just chicks with animal features you dumb homosexual

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They are etarded looking bimbo designs for autists.

          I understand you.

          at least someone

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I understand you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        new ones are better unironically

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are new ones?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes and anon has shit taste because they look awful

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the part where Miss Delight phases through the gate got me good

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how long can they stretch this out for? How much bigger can the spooky underground lab/factory get?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing it ends next chapter unless they want to pull another super secret sublevel catacombs to get a clean 5 chapters.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    play shipwrecked 64 if you want an actually good horror game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i saw a playthrough of it and it just didn't hook me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        some of the puzzles are utter bullshit
        or if you mean the platforming there's barely any of it
        the game is mostly trying to figure out the codes for doors

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another Ganker is failed game creators harshly judging the people actually doing something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Judging? All I see in this thread is people lusting over creatures (actually children)

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is what a superior horror game looks like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is that...
      >A VHS FILTER???!!!
      >AAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't stop screaming when black mold.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what Ganker lusts after now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I only want to sexo the gato, I don't care for the rest of them.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt see chapter 2 or the second half of chapter 3 but it looks like this is following bendy's arc where there was no fricking plot whatsoever for the first 2 chapters and then the 3rd has to contextualize all the frickery you just witnessed

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Project Playtime any fun? What is even the gameplay?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Project Playtime any fun?
      Buggy and shitty
      >gameplay
      dead by daylight, identity v etc. but with puzzles

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the evil dead games they where jank but they where fun jank.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish MC was an actual toy

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Okay okay but get this. I have this revolutionary idea for a horror game. You're this cute critter, living together with other cute critters. But get this - one night, an ugly bastard invades and RAPES everyone. And you have to avoid him, lest you get raped too.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* GET PREGNANT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ANON NO THAT'S A CHILD IN THERE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There will be a child in there after I’m done with that thing alright

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the horror like poppy and such doesn't really get me anymore
    I'm way into stuff like val Verde or better yet shipwreck64 since it's actually playable. That type of cerebral horror stays with you even after you've stepped away from the screen. After diving into shipwreck it genuinely spooked me after getting towards the end

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Horror is like masturbation. The jumpscare is basically like nutting a nut. It is sudden and feels immediate but afterwards kills the mood. The build up is where the fun is. Not to be mistaken with the awful goon/edging community which would be just horror but the threat is only implied and you never really are in any danger. Jumpscares and the modern ~~*horror*~~ scene is basically busting a nut as you are whipping out your wiener. It lacks pace, tone, and a good sense of progression.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i mean yeah when you put it like that, you're right

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing has topped it for me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth picking up on switch

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Horror" game
    >Horror is the weakest part of the game
    Maybe just call it adventure

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >See Poppy toys at Walmart
    >The only one that sells is the Mommy Longlegs figure
    >There have been the same Huggy toys for 2 years now
    >Same with fnaf figures
    Why don’t these companies realize kids are fickle?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they do sell the toys for the first month after the new game or thing releases, no matter some if some toys are left behind enough get bought to justify furthering the produce

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Was about to rub it off to smiling critters
    >Remember that it's trapped children souls inside the toys, just like FNAF
    >Boner is gone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Coward

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Write lewd fanfic
      >Specify it’s just a robot
      Worked for Circus Baby

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If it matters to you pussies so much then they're still biological and they still age. Catnap for example is if my math is right at minimum 22

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >shotajiji catnap
        uoh...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >22
          >-jiji

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Twitter has to be sure they’re allowed to call something hot.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The lowest bound for CatNap's age by what I could calculate is roughly 18 - 20, so Theo is definitely legal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >theo is 7 when he nearly dies
          >jump forward 4 years to the tape
          >jump another year to the hour of joy
          >game then starts a decade after the hour
          He's 22

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I kinda forgot the intervening years before the decade long gap.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why is it always dead children
      can't these game companies do some other sort of necromancy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're misunderstanding something
        these "people" just copy paste whatever is popular
        FNaF is dead children in monsters, so obviously those are too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          because lusting after a grown ass man trapped in kid's toy would have been even weirder

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're misunderstanding something
        these "people" just copy paste whatever is popular
        FNaF is dead children in monsters, so obviously those are too

        Several of them were also adults. Bron specifically was an adult dude with cancer who got turned into a dinosaur.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll admit I assumed the whole Better Bodies initiative was using employees for these experiments as a grotesque way to gain immortality, but that was when Chapter 1 was released.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Technically, the goal WAS immortality. They just used employees, random schmuck, and mostly orphans for it. Then it turned into a way to get free labor.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We need cheap tragedy/drama and nobody cares about adults

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bleh, lame. I was really into the idea of some toy company just going full Resident Evil Umbrella and making bioengineered toys without any soul mumbo jumbo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But that's what it is, anon has it wrong there is no souls or possession its people getting put through really painful surgeries to be turned into the toys

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's exactly what it is. The only thing that's explicitly supernatural is the poppy flower reanimation serum.

          Ahh okay, that's fine then. Haven't heard great things about chapter 3 so far, which is a shame because I loved chapter 2.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's exactly what it is. The only thing that's explicitly supernatural is the poppy flower reanimation serum.

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't they make a poopy playtime multiplayer game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes and its only fun to watch others play it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      still only 3 killers I think

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is Project Playtime any fun?
      Buggy and shitty
      >gameplay
      dead by daylight, identity v etc. but with puzzles

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor fricking DogDay, man. Couldnt even mercy kill him

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No security
    >No kill switches
    >No indoctrinated toy killbots
    What were they thinking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If any existed they were probably neutralized or turned by the Prototype.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Given the sheer arrogance and ego of the scientists, they clearly never thought the toys would ever revolt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Primary experiment starts talking for the first time to ask if you feel remorse or guilt
        >lol no you're just an experiment to me and I love torturing you
        The audacity of this b***h.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is why you never hire psychopathic narcissists to be your head of R&D.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It seems like they showed their hands too much in this chapter. The Prototype is clearly going to be the twist good guy, and it's likely Poppy will be a twist villain.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Prototype
            >twist good guy
            What is the Hour of Joy, anon. No, the Prototype is not a hero.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Prototype doesnt seem especially evil either. The real bad guys were the heads of the factory and doctors. While we dont know Prototype's overall plan, he at least has some empathy and compassion, sacrificing his best chance of escape to save a child who helped him. He also wants to stop the creation of more toy abominations

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't evil at one point, but then he went and slaughtered everyone, even visitors and innocent employees who had no idea what research was going on.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i played the first two chapters for the first time yesterday and have some fun. I know it's cringe but, i fricking Hate PJ pugapillar something about him skeeves me out. And the game likes to frick me up with the horror of shit in vents that want to hunt me or eat me. Either way heres the doodle i did for it, i need to come back and finins it up later.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                At least mommy fans got the vending machine this chapter.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I must be out of the loop i have no clue what this means.
                I have not run into Catnap but his design seems neat and kinda reminds me of the old godzilla creepy pasta.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There is a venting machine with Mommy on it later

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                but i need it to be a vending machine with mommy sticking out of it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fantastic Mommy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't evil to start probably, but the Hour of Joy killed all sorts of people who had no connection to Playtime Co or were innocent of the things the head scientists were doing. That and he clearly doesn't give a shit about CatNap slaughtering toys that aren't aligned with him or his cause.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Prototype
            >twist good guy
            What is the Hour of Joy, anon. No, the Prototype is not a hero.

            I think that because we got showed the hour then its gonna be a twist "there are no good guys" ending like that unless they just want a boring good poppy ending or want to ignore the hour in favor of a good prototype ending

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Poppy actually being good would be a surprise twist in this day and age.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                I guess it would make sense but it would be very strange still. We haven't spent that long with her, just a few moments per chapter, and she did already betray us to get us deeper into playcare.

                She seems pretty genuine when she calls out the Hour of Joy as being nothing but senseless slaughter and is notably the ONLY toy who had no role to play in it or who benefited from it in anyway, even being locked away in a case unlike the others and being treated with hostility even by a toy not aligned to the Prototype in Mommy. I can picture her being actually good - especially since her motive for aiding us in stopping the Peototype would make sense if it's been having CatNsp or other loyal toys kill those who don't follow it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dogday or whatever his name was makes it seem like Poppy used to have an entire faction of toys on her side, but by the time you get there the Prototype's faction has killed them all except DD (who lives just long enough to talk to you) and Missy. Really, the only thing that makes it look like Poppy might be evil (beyond her luring you here to potentially die, though that looks to be a hail mary to stop the Prototype rather than spite) is how she tells you to trust Ollie who is almost certainly just the Prototype putting on a voice. Only way she can be good in that case is if she's stupid/desperate enough to trust the obviously fake orphan.

                Though all-in-all it does beg the question of why Poppy at least seems to not hate humans or have any spite to her situation when you can tell from her eyes that she's as much a human jammed into a porcelain shell as everyone else. Was she Ludwig's kid? Is she actually on-board with the whole immortality search they were on so thought it was all 'worth it'?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Given her "guilty, innocent" line I'd guess she just views it as the people who made her into what she is are dead as frick. She might even just blame the head guys if she's chill with the player character who definitely at least knew what was up when he worked there. Being stuck in solitary confinement for multiple years will also just mess you up, you're not coming out the same person that went in so in the grand scheme of things she might just be over all the slaughter. Or it could all be a ruse to own zone you in revenge for working at the nightmare factory.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Poppy actually being good would be a surprise twist in this day and age.

              poppy seems to be the only character that isn't irredeemable or some form of tortured soul incapable of regaining sanity

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kissy seems capable of barely keeping to together but she'd need Poppy around to wrangle her forever.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Poppy actually being good would be a surprise twist in this day and age.

                I guess it would make sense but it would be very strange still. We haven't spent that long with her, just a few moments per chapter, and she did already betray us to get us deeper into playcare.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See that image? Of the green smiling bunny - a white light of unconscious hunger in it's eyes? That's pedophilia. It subliminally coerces a child's mind to accept adults' abuse as natural - heck, what a silly looking spooky bunny - maybe good even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so if you rape the rabbit is that child abuse

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It means you've been abused and are prone to the same behavior

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not processing the logistics here. Can I hear more about this game theory?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Creation of "safe horror" is pedophiliac instinct aimed to normalize children feeling like prey and adults behaving as predators. All this "safe horror" (what I speak of is noticable even in the name) arises right at a time where abuses online are skyrocketing and 10yr olds are watching gore and porn

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The internet has turned your brain into mush, dude.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              no i think this shit was just made to ride off the coattails of fnaf after it showed just how weirdly attracted kids are to this type of horror.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                FNAF is in the same boat, I explained the nature of 'how weirdly attracted kids are to this type of horror'

                It's literally a wicked temptation targeted at children to sexualize their spirit. And I'm not even a Christgay the rhetoric is very useful in some situations though

                hahahahaha what the frick lmao

                And you know I'm telling the truth as well

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you are one goofy ass mother fricker

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can't approach me on the basis of what I'm saying, because you're know I'm right

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                cute logic, did a t e-celeb give it to you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which clout-chasing fat moron on youtube's lolcow section gave you this mindset, exactly?

                Same anon or hive mind? My schizoid subjections and own understandings of evil and how it is real and fundamental to the human experience makes me say these things. The only personality I follow online is Sam Hyde because his exhibitions of madness make me feel giddy and laugh like I often don't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not even devout Christians spout this rhetoric because they aren't THIS moronic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, and the US did 9/11 right? Bet you think the moon landing is fake too, moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Which clout-chasing fat moron on youtube's lolcow section gave you this mindset, exactly?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              hahahahaha what the frick lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We really need to find a way to kill people like you before you get internet access.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Not even devout Christians spout this rhetoric because they aren't THIS moronic.

                They don't even take their central figure seriously.

                I haven't done anything wrong and you're still sharing fantasies of persecuting me. Meanwhile I'd persecute the people who make this kind of childbrain warping slop.

                Sure, and the US did 9/11 right? Bet you think the moon landing is fake too, moron.

                No I'm generally not cognizant of conspiracy theories shared in the collective. I usually think those reflect neurosis.
                It's very telling that I can simply state evil is real and you assume I'm nutty to the point of disregard. Why would you want to disregard me so bad? It's because if you recognized evil as real you suddenly become a different being than you previously assumed - an imperfect one

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's observable. You're part of ((the party)). Evil, psychologically speaking, is real.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >((the party))
                this is some gay ass qanon-tier shit LMAO

                Actively shidding myself.

                based

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's a quote about how people inevitably form groups that command you to ignore your own observations, which is by nature impossible to do so yes I'm resistant to such sentiments

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shitting yourself is a quote about nature? I mean, yeah, I guess.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretending to be stupid stupefies only (you)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                (You)*
                Also, that's just false.

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Heh, being prey sure is FUN huh kiddo

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hello I'm Boogle the Rabbit?
    >do you want to play?
    >let's play catch!
    >AIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME Black personMAN *static*

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a wicked temptation targeted at children to sexualize their spirit. And I'm not even a Christgay the rhetoric is very useful in some situations though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The internet has turned your brain into mush, dude.

      I'm telling you this type of thing is the very product of mushbrain. It's obviously rapemoded and you can deny that but you won't gain anything

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are, even with the shady shit the company did behind closed doors, the actual products are still marketed to kids and should look the part. The products don't look like anything that would sell, then the chapter itself makes Catnap look like a demon in his big body form and felt like they missed the point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the actual products are still marketed to kids and should look the part. The products don't look like anything that would sell
      Anon, this is the 90s. The same era where people made all sorts of fricked up shit to sell to kids because there were practically no regulations back then. If anything, Playtime's toys are LESS fricked up than some of the shit that was marketed to kids back then.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The cultural reality were always this bad if not worse!
        This shit works on the naive exclusively

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Medicate.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Stop worming when I call you out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're advertised like carebears, they weren't meant to be creepy, ugly, or uncanny dolls. It doesn't help that art has them looking normal (eyes aside).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >they weren't meant to be creepy, ugly, or uncanny dolls.
          Many things weren't seen as creepy, ugly, or uncanny to toy companies back then when they were marketing them. Doesn't change what the response was.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha, noooo don't r*pe me hahaha, god I love horror games

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When the frick is next Vita Carnis part out

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actively shidding myself.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't they making a movie? If that's just gonna be the game retold why? Its not like they'd generate new hype around the same story again once the mystery is solved.

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the smiling friends deserved better

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The horror in Chapter 3 felt stupid.
    Chapter 1 and Chapter 2 weren't exactly scary, but things were at least tense in that you never actually felt safe. Things also felt "natural", however natural toy monsters in a shady toy factory could be.
    In Chapter 3, it felt like they stripped all pretenses and just followed a strict flowchart at the expense of what semblance of atmosphere they've built up since then.
    Poppy's Playtime isn't a great game by any means, but Chapter 3 made an "ok game" into a bad one.

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the player is at least partially responsible for what happened at the factory
    Why did (You) do it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your honor, them toys do be adorable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Something bad enough that mommy recognized him and it haunts him like a ghost in 3. Protagonist might have been pretty close to the action.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's that tape too where a voice over a pic of Huggy goes on a rant about how your conscience will eat away at you and drag you down into the dirt where you belong and where your victims will compete to tear you to pieces. The content is certainly influenced by CatNap's nightmare gas, but that means those feelings have to come from inside our character, and he shouldn't feel that way unless he was personally involved in the experiments on some level.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How many of the named scientist have been confirmed to be dead dead? Can't remember if toy mengele died.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Toy Mengele is offhandedly stated to have been "retired" or something to that effect in the one CatNap tape, with them trying to find his replacement. The implication seems to be that he was killed, probably shortly after he spoke with the Prototype.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He could also have been a grunt who found out the truth but simply didn't tell anyone and then felt like they should've done something, so maybe we play as Rich who finds out about the true nature of things at some point in the tapes. The only reason I say this is because its a hard sell to producers to have a protagonist who in canon has tortured children

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am watching a palythrough of this chaptwer right now and I am bored to death by all this nothing happening stretched for hours. Good lord at least banban has some funny(intentional or not) here and there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banban is objectively worse when it comes to downtime, just you walking slowly to an objective and then doing a boring puzzle section and then even more slow walking with no scenery or anything

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They are both the exact same garbage with it. Walking, puzzles that make no sense integrated into the world, long talking about nothing. Poopy just bought more unity store assets because they got budget.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >puzzles that make no sense integrated into the world

          NTA but that's so disingenuous for Poppy because all the puzzles are based on you restoring power to progress which is done by finding batteries that are obviously going to be scattered or re-engaging power around the place.

          You'd be better off saying you hate it because there's a Black person than that shit you're claiming.

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