Why does it hate happy endings?

Why does it hate happy endings?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cyberpunk
    >happy ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >retard
      >being retarded
      neuromancer (the book responsible for cyberpunk as you know it ((especially you cyberpunk tourist)) had a happy ending
      fuck off

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Better works in the genre than the tabletop or the CDPR game have good endings, retard.
        They had to go out of their way to give you an unrealistically unhapoy one in PL.

        saving the day but not really changing anything isn't a good ending, corpo scums will still continue to rule over everything, keep corrupting the government and make everyone's life miserable as it ever was from the start of the story

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow what en engaging story, Mike Pondscum isn't a hack at all

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >saving the day but not really changing the overall setting isn't a good ending
          A man who makes it through a war as a hero, saving himself and others, and not becoming a monster or broken for life is a happy ending. It's not an unhappy ending just because he didn't change the setting at large forever.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One day you'll learn that Cyberpunk the tabletop game isn't the same a Cyberpunk the genre.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who are you talking to retard?
          the ttg is also just a derivative of william gibson's world
          the vast majority of cyberpunk media is just a derivative of william gibson's stuff

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even though they're the same genre, they're two completely different settings.
            What you're doing would be complaining about Event Horizon not having a happy ending like Star Wars despite them both being science fiction.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're mixing cyberpunk (literary genre) with cyberpunk (ttrpg). In cyberpunk (ttrpg), stories with bad endings are a trope and an actual part of the game and lore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nomad ending exists

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better works in the genre than the tabletop or the CDPR game have good endings, retard.
      They had to go out of their way to give you an unrealistically unhapoy one in PL.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devs are talentless cucks. The new ending doesn't make sense.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because everyone does happy endings. i want sad endings.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want porno endings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf do you mean!? mommy ALT nibbling on my code beyond the blackwall is happy porn ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want escaping the samsara endings.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        play rain world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to cum

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I WANT TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The endings in 2077 ARE happy endings, you mouthbreathing retards.

    V was dead. The Konpeki heist literally killed him and every other person involved in it. The mercs died, the netrunner support died, the fixer died, the client died. It was a complete fuckup that nobody walked away from. Only by a complete fluke, miracle of technology crossed with coincidence, that V was brought back for second chance - something that nobody else ever gets. He uses that second chance to achieve his dreams of becoming a legend, and as a reward for his efforts, he's granted another six months of life to spend how he wants - looking for a cure, settling down with his big booty mixed race desert wife, or running the Afterlife bar. Most people don't get second chances, even fewer get a third, and V got both.

    As for Johnny - he was a failure and a fuckup, but he gets the opportunity to atone for his mistakes by coming to terms with himself, maturing, mentoring V, and getting closure with Rogue and his old bandmates,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta understand these people are conditioned to accept only the most saccharinely blatantly wish fulfillment endings. They want V to not only survive the Relic but liv until he's 200 while also being rich, famous, respected AND fucking all the girls

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people think it's gay that V, someone canonically strong enough to 1v1 Adam Smasher, it written so retardedly that he doesn't even bring a gun to NC and gets beat up by street thugs
        >hurr They want V to not only survive the Relic but liv until he's 200 while also being rich, famous, respected AND fucking all the girls

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He doesn't defeat Smasher in that ending.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            right but he does in other endings and he's still one of the best solos in the history of NC
            nitpicking doesn't make you less retarded

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Calls me a retard
          >Mixes up two completely different endings to defend his idiocy
          >Doesn't even know the context of one of the endings he's mixing up
          I know FOMO is scary but watching ending Youtube videos isn't the same as playing the game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You literally do not know what you are talking about. Everyone in this thread whining about "muh happy endings" completely lacks reading comprehension and cannot understand narrative themes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone else is wrong
            >no I can't articulate myself well enough to get my point across!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I already did homosexual

              The endings in 2077 ARE happy endings, you mouthbreathing retards.

              V was dead. The Konpeki heist literally killed him and every other person involved in it. The mercs died, the netrunner support died, the fixer died, the client died. It was a complete fuckup that nobody walked away from. Only by a complete fluke, miracle of technology crossed with coincidence, that V was brought back for second chance - something that nobody else ever gets. He uses that second chance to achieve his dreams of becoming a legend, and as a reward for his efforts, he's granted another six months of life to spend how he wants - looking for a cure, settling down with his big booty mixed race desert wife, or running the Afterlife bar. Most people don't get second chances, even fewer get a third, and V got both.

              As for Johnny - he was a failure and a fuckup, but he gets the opportunity to atone for his mistakes by coming to terms with himself, maturing, mentoring V, and getting closure with Rogue and his old bandmates,

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He says while being unable to articulate his point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based although going out in a blaze of glory in saka tower alone and giving the body to johnny brohand is the best ending

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think keeping the body is better; Johnny has achieved everything he needed to do and it's time for him to finally be laid to rest. He made things right with Rogue and Kerry, he got his revenge on Arasaka, and he even guided a punk-ass merc to greatness. It's time for him to move on.
        That being said, letting Johnny keep your body isn't a bad ending either.

        Baring the dude who can't into media comprehension does Phantom Liberty lock you out of the base endings or can I complete it then still do the solo suicide raid

        It just unlocks another ending that you can choose from after the PL missions are over. You don't have to do the new ending and can choose any of the others.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He gave V a second chance at life to go out on his own terms. Johnny learned from V and deserves his own second chance with the lessons he learned from V. Just how I feel about it. Don't fear the reaper, give Johnny your body now that V is the night city legend they always wanted to be. No living legends, but Johnny finally found something besides hate

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ending you open up for killing or handing over songbird isnt meant to be super happy because you made the wrong choice. also the only ‘bad’ endings are the one i mentioned with nusa, suicide, and johnny taking your body. misty even hints at whether an ending is good or bad based on the tarot cards

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit roleplaying game
    shit endings
    shit hack writers
    I want games to stop calling themselves RPGs when they aren't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you sound like a mexican teenage boy. fucking LAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! most ondeley, pablo

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't Fear the Reaper is the good ending. Blue Eyes cured the korean backstabber and he will cure you too so you can become the Adam Smasher of the next game.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's just not many happy endings in the Cyberpunk distopia.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why
      give literally any reason besides "just because"
      trite bad endings are fucking retarded and they nullify the entire purpose of playing through the game
      putting 50, 60, 70 hours into a game just to have it spit in your face is gay
      if I wanted miseryporn I'd be engaging in the real world, not playing video games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I wanted miseryporn I'd be engaging in the real world, not playing video games
        top kek this fag is just mad because they sad in life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao its just a game you stupid homosexual. The world in it is bleak and depressing. Videogames are not there to prevent your sorry ass from killing yourself. Nobody owes you le happy endings go watch my little pony or better yet have a nice day stupid homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just le game bro!!!
          why are you playing video games if you don't like them?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only the NUSA ending is actual misery porn, because the writers wanted you to remember DeShawn's "set your ass on fire or get the fuck out of the stage" nonsense from Act 1. All other ends are different flavors of "you still got it brah", especially the casino one.
        But yeah I agree that the super-AI saying "oh by the way you will die, my super processing power totally didn't expect that, so wanna get vore'd?" was kind of shitty forced drama (the DLC did the same thing but way better since you can figure it out before it hits you).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cyberpunk distopia. There's not many happy endings there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you for telling me you're a retarded genre tourist with no concept of cyberpunk outside of blade runner and cp2077

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, we are talking about Cyberpunk 2077.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >make blanket statement of "hurr it's a cyberpunk dystopia so no happy endings"
              >w-well I'm just talking about cp2077
              retard

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was always talking about Cyberpunk 2077. It's a Cuberpunk 2077 thread. It's a cyberpunk distopia. There's not many happy endings there.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                esl please just stop

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is no happiness in cyberpunk, only fleeting moments of it and then you're back to your hellscape

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Within the grander thematic context Night City is a Poison.
        A Poison representing all that has gone wrong in the setting, a shining monument to what the morality of Pondsmith's vision considers bad.
        A Poison so virulent and corrupting that just lingering within it for to long will ruin a person in some way.
        Night City for those outside of it is also where one goes for glory and to make a name for themselves, to live fast and die hard.
        The only winning move is at best not to play and at worst to get the fuck out before the city can take to much.
        V wants that glory and grasps for it and by the time the Konpeki Heist happens he has sealed his fate in one way or another.
        The Tower Ending gives V a chance to actually walk away but in doing so he has to give up everything gained along the way and yet freedom is a possibility again.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all these words just to say "just because it's night city"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yep that's the point of night city.
            Play another game if you don't like it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if I wanted miseryporn I'd be engaging in the real world, not playing video games
        Then be the troglodyte you are and play coomer games. There are a shit ton of coomer threads on this site so you don't need to feel embarrassed.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how addicted to porn are you that your first thought when thinking of the antithesis of misery is literally porn?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"No U: The Reply"
            Not hard to know you're a troon when you think that media has to only cater to you. Talk about being an autist.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >mention porn and cooming completely unprovoked with no context
              >I'm not a porn addict you are!
              whatever helps you sleep at night man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still no u replies but with projection
                *yawn* you're a boring person no wonder why you hate Cyberpunk 2077 endings. Come back when you've develop taste and have a personality

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bro we are NOT like a regular gang bro we are more like a FAMILY we stick together and put the CLAN above everything i would DIE for my nomad bros bro we are FAMILIA gotta stick together not like some street gang we're real CHOOMS till the end bro

    sick of these fucking people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unlit areas look so shit in this game unless you gave pathtracing on

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of that episode from impractical jokers where bikers got mad for calling them a gang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGOQTLkN_Ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The moment you need their help they jump whole hog to go raid the HQ of the actual fucking Japanese Empire all on a cunt's hair chance to save your life
      How the fuck can anyone hate them goddamn you don't even have to explain, cajole or even sell your plan just ask and they're all in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >a tarot card horoscope reading girl, a beatnik boxer doctor, the desert weapons smuggler hippies, and the fucking CIA are the only people in the entirety of Cyberpunk's universe that doesn't betray you or plot twist you in the last mission
        I really don't understand what's going on in CP2077 and I'm fairly certain CDPR didn't want me to walk away with the results I did.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They also went along to steal a bunch of arasaka stuff.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nagger there IS a happy ending it's the fucking Sun ending, Star is pretty close too. You don't want a happy ending you want an ending that sucks your dick and gives V the fucking world. You probably wouldn't be satisfied even if Yorinobu came down and abdicated his throne to V

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    top kek this sad little baby is crying on Ganker again! LAWLER SAUCE!!!!!!!!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're definitely on the spectrum.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on the spectrum of lifting more than you, having more money than you, and being more attractive than you?
      yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, and the dumb dumb spectrum

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like why does it hate good endings? all the endings are fucking trash, the game leaves all the interesting bits out in favor of melodramatic homosexualry, the entire Mr.blue eyes, the beginning of a new corporate war fueled by AI and blackwall shenanigan go absolutely nowhere because they already jumped shit and are not planning more DLC for the current game, that's the real crime, not V getting a happy ending because ultimately V doesn't fucking matter.
    >B-but all that is going to happen in the sequel, project Orio remember
    STFU

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"theres always a place for you in the Aldecaldos"
    >willing to die for you when you attack Arasaka
    >in the other good endings where you don't pick to be a nomadgger, they say you are welcome anytime
    >remove biochip in dlc ending
    >"uhhh stop calling us lol"
    absolute shit writing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand bro, it was two whole years!
      so what if Johnny's friends still remember and care about him after 50 years

      Yep that's the point of night city.
      Play another game if you don't like it.

      if I could go back and take my 70 hours back I would homosexual
      gb2r

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Panam is very young
      her new boyfriend, even though she got super crazy about him, disappears after a few days for two years saying barely a word
      I'd say that's a realistic reaction, she had two years to make herself forget and move on
      what's more weird was V not telling her in more details what's going on, but it's still understandable, they've known each other for a few days only

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what's more weird was V not telling her in more details what's going on, but it's still understandable, they've known each other for a few days only
        why do you people keep making up timelines?
        also you can literally tell panam about the chip
        and then on top of that you can tell her that you saved the fucking president
        AND that they said they could cure you
        there was no reason not to tell her you were undergoing surgery besides a shitty contrived ending

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah that was a bit weak
          the same thing happens in cheap tv series when the authors want to create drama because otherwise nothing happens

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So Saul and the rest of the tribe, who know V by name because he saved their asses plenty of times, are okay with abandoning him?
        Also V didn't say "hey im getting surgery"?
        Panam wanting to end the relationship can make sense but is not the point.
        The entire tribe giving V the cold shoulder doesn't make sense.
        Could have been a "good" bittersweet end that matches the other "good" endings too.
        V can no longer make it as a merc so he has no place in NC. Everyone forgets him, and he becomes some no name scrap mechanic in his new nomad family. Would have fit the bullshit they were trying to do with the blaze of glory shit with Dex.
        But no let's just write some contrived shit ending.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't understand bro, it was two whole years!
      so what if Johnny's friends still remember and care about him after 50 years

      [...]
      if I could go back and take my 70 hours back I would homosexual
      gb2r

      Panam is very young
      her new boyfriend, even though she got super crazy about him, disappears after a few days for two years saying barely a word
      I'd say that's a realistic reaction, she had two years to make herself forget and move on
      what's more weird was V not telling her in more details what's going on, but it's still understandable, they've known each other for a few days only

      You really think that after betraying Songbird you deserve Panam? Although she probably would have done the same, so its ok. And people call her the best girl

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Songbird is a fucking wicked snake and her entire situation is a result of her own doing. She spreads suffering everywhere she goes, no matter the ending. its a shame you’re not allowed to beat her death with own two hands.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look what I have bro! It's a candy and it's yours, enjoy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i assumed panam did something stupid like killing herself by the way mitch was talking and was trying to spare you from said knowledge

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >willing to die for you when you attack Arasaka
      And in Saul's case, does

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Helping So Mi means destroying the system and rules of the game universe
    >People don't think it's a happy ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are retards that think the Devil ending is the good ending

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Erm because it's cyberpunk mmkay? it must dystopian and stuff

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baring the dude who can't into media comprehension does Phantom Liberty lock you out of the base endings or can I complete it then still do the solo suicide raid

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pl ending does nothing to the base game, it's as if all your work were for nothing

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not just a 2077 thing, it's been baked into the 2020 rulebook since the 80s.
    The characters you create and play in this setting all want to see a big change in their life. Be it related to fame, money or a political shift.
    In pursuit of those goals you end up taking shortcuts, you get in over your head and end up dying by the system you tried to go against.
    There are no living legends in Night City and Morgan Blackhand exists more as a myth that people can use to justify their actions.
    The game has really been rigged from the start. It's dystopic writing and cyberpunk is a dystopic setting. It's the story of Icarus.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's fucking retarded
      a world based solely on bad endings is fucking stupid
      god pondsmith is such a fucking hack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pondsmith is such a fucking hack

        he's literally just a butthurt DM. He specifically wrote 'no happy endings' so that nobody could theoretically surpass his self insert Morgan Blackhand

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are good endings
    >Romance Panam/Judy
    >Send Songbird to the moon
    >Solo Arasaka
    This is the perfect playthrough

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I missing much for not having the dlc?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer dlc (not the new ending) to the main story

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blaze of glory or quiet life. the game makes it pretty clear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah referring back to a single conversation (oh sorry, two conversations) from the first 2 hours of the game at the very end isn't forced at all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being too stupid to understand themes in a fictional work

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >theme
          >it's literally a single throw away line that is then referenced by the character who said it one more time and then never acknowledged again

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're proving my point

            • 4 weeks ago
              saucy

              a theme is represented by the recurrence and significance, not just one feature but both

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The main story and V's entire character arc revolves around this theme. It's not just a throwaway line; Dex is full of shit and a dickhead manipulator but the scenario he presents to you ends up being 100% true.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >do u wanna live or die v
                wow so deep

              • 4 weeks ago
                saucy

                That's realistic, and it's clever use of a motif but to say a maxim is a theme like "good vs. evil," or "the savagery of man," is not the same. "blaze of glory, or quiet life.," isn't the same thing as the "Illusion of choice."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They beat you over the head with this theme all throughout the game and other stuff in the CP universe like the an*me

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Devil ending is the good ending and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this ending tbh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved this ending tbh

      you prolly love beating your tiny balls with a meat hammer as well
      lets stop pretending that world wouldn't be better without you people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually doing the devil ending
      Why?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because I have no interest in simping for johnny or roping Rogue or Saul or anyone else into my personal schemes

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk (since update) is one of the best games to come out in years and im tired of pretending it isnt.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easily best game of the last 10 years.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    havent played this game but keanu reeves seems annoying. can you tell him to fuck off and have him never bother you?

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sinnerman is unironically the only good attempt at roleplaying cdpr made in this game
    it's one of the only missions where there's actual stakes in that you can either follow through like a good merc and get locked out of a questline or let curiosity get the better of you
    there are almost no other scenarios like this in cp2077

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The new ending was happy and i'm tired of pretending it wasn't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get your full lifespan back
      >choose between becoming a fixer or becoming an intelligence analyst valued for his extensive knowledge of night city's inner workings (and potentially arasaka's if you have the corpo background)
      seems OK to me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        except you don't get that choice because fuck roleplay in an RPG :^)

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find it telling that people defending CDPR are all using reddit memes

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because it was made by europeans
    they're allergic to things that aren't abysmal like their future.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile people play starfield just to mentally vomit at everything about it and go to cp and relax with things making sense finally

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game where you die at the end of the first act a-la dead man
    >yeah this needs a happy ending

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >happy or depressing are the only possible endings
      fuck nuance, right?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The nu ending is so comically over the top you can tell how hard they were seething when they wrote it

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    borowing it from my friends steam acc
    this game is filtering me hard cannot play it
    Im at that first mission where you meet AV or something like that just after the tutorial
    i have a 970 and shit looks like crap, ui is shit, headshots dont oneshot
    hate that robot lore shit, hate the hacking shenanigans
    wish I could enjoy it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get a job you literal fucking zoomer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wont upgrade my pc just to play goyslop
        older than you
        fitter than you
        taller than you
        gf is hotter than your whole family combined
        simple as

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it literally has one, its the jhonny takes your body ending, you clearly didnt do the buddism side quests

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Star ending is the good ending as far as I'm concerned.
    Especially since the tarot cards Misty fucks around with imply that V survives this ending.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do all quests and gigs
    > get million $
    >Do reeds surgey ending
    >Come back in 2 years
    >Retire from murdering people

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no happy endings in unchecked capitalism chud.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk just don't complete main story mission

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