Why does people calling an outdated piece of shit an outdated piece of shit make boomers so fricking mad?

Why does people calling an outdated piece of shit an outdated piece of shit make boomers so fricking mad?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because you never played them so you have no valid opinion. Lots of stuff on N64 is better than the trash that comes out today, and I never owned one until I was 23.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell is up with this "back in my day" meme you're trying to push? Things have gotten better over time and that's not even an debate. Just compare old janky GOW to what we have now. Take off the nostalgia blinders granddad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, lol. fr, looking at previous generations of consoles instantly looks like crap lmfao, let alone origami looking ps1/n64 shitty 3D

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Graphics have gotten better, that's about it. Gameplay has only gotten more derivative, and it was all derived from N64 days.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >GOW
        as in god of war? you can't even jump anymore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >old janky GOW
        You haven't played it lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nugow is worse in literally every way except graphics. but those dont matter at all so its just worse in every way.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Switch version is exactly as promised, but they were very tight-lipped about the Xbox version and purposely didn't mention anything like framerate or if it was a port instead of emulation.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Video games, stupid homosexual, VIDEO GAMES.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I despise every single one of those e-celebs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am honestly surprised asiatic-moot havent made a "youtube/twitch/e-celeb" board yet. Instead that homosexuals creates shit like v-tuber containment boards like wtf?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >creates shit like v-tuber containment boards like wtf?
        Yeah that was fricking moronic I literally never saw a vtuber thread before that board was made. Nothing like the cringe eceleb threads zoomers love to spam.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vtubers at its peak made jp the top board before the new ones created.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I would argue that a youtube/e-celeb board is way more needed than fricking v-tubers as e-celebs and youtube covers almost every board here on Ganker(nel) and yet such discussions arent really allowed on any of them. It makes no sense.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The shills always remind me to downvote this garbage, YouTube is only good for OSTs now anyways.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They made it so that neither version is the definitive way to play the game
    >Xbox has improved controls and upscaled to 4k, but the framerate is still 30, and no online
    >Switch has online, and somehow, a more consistent framerate, but the online is shit and so are the controls
    What makes it even worse is there exists a remake of Goldeneye that was made for the Xbox that was 60fps, 1080p, had a toggle to go between graphics, and had online. Everything was ready to go, but Iwata told them thru weren't allowed to release it because it's "thier" game and if I were to guess, the reason why the Xbox port is inconsistent is because Nintendo didn't want Xbox to have a better version.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What makes it even worse is there exists a remake of Goldeneye that was made for the Xbox that was 60fps, 1080p, had a toggle to go between graphics, and had online. Everything was ready to go, but Iwata told them thru weren't allowed to release it because it's "thier" game and if I were to guess, the reason why the Xbox port is inconsistent is because Nintendo didn't want Xbox to have a better version.
      This sounds like made up Ganker lore. Just like how people in here tell me Nintendo killed the Gameboy guy with their supposed Yakuza ties.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        why dont we have gameboys anymore then?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >GoldenEye was set for release in the middle of this year until it was canceled late in 2007, apparently at the behest of Nintendo. As Oddjaw tells it, Nintendo America boss Reggie Fils-Aime was supposedly completely behind the idea, knowing well what the project would mean to gamers, especially when the deal was sweetened by Rare's offer to port the game to Wii, while making the rest of their back catalogue available on the Virtual Console

        >The agreement between the parties allowed the game to be developed almost to completion before Nintendo's Japanese boss Satoru Iwata decided that under absolutely no circumstances would Nintendo allow the game to see release on another platform. While Ninty apparently have neither right to the code nor any legal means to block the release, it's rumored that the threat to Activision's relationship with Nintendo was enough for them to disband the project"

        This was an article from 2008
        https://n4g.com/news/117106/goldeneye-for-xbox-360-cancelled-the-real-reason-detailed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That an almost complete remake exists is a true fact, it's been leaked and you can play it on a hacked Xbox360 or 360 emulator. As to why it was cancelled, it's just the game that nobody can get the rights to. The bond license is strictly controlled and they would not allow a goldeneye game to be released when they were already well past the Pierce Brosnan era. And Nintendo paid for much of the development of the original so they also put a stop to it. Iwata might have agreed had the money been right, but the bond license being a hard no meant there was little point in negotiating.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't have a JTAGGED 360 with the goldeneye remake and have his bros over on the weekend to reexperience kino
        Sad

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Switch Online is a frick for mapping the N64 controller. Otherwise Goldeneye 64 is a decent game by modern standards. Gamepass version is better regardless.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they played it when they were children and can't accept the fact that some games aged poorly.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blame YouTube and algorithm baiting. I have watched MVG's video and it was only a few things wrong, well not wrong more like missed opportunities and thats it.
    But you cant get clicks without hyperbole and repeating the zeitgeist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MVG is a homosexual like all the rest. Everyone on Spawncast is an butthole, well except for the black guy because I know absolutely nothing about him. All internet celebrities are scum.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        MVG also works for fricking Limited Run Games...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Frick Limited Run Games

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he seemed like a reasonably smart guy, but LRG are gigahomosexuals.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They're all turbo gays and Dimitris isn't all that smart in reality

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, MVG programmed the engine that they used for Shantae and shit like that, he's pretty smart, objectively.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          MVG worked on Blade Runner HD. That fricker should hide for the rest of his life, his opinions are worthless.

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