Why does the Pokemon world have so many attractive girls? Where are all the ugly people?
Why does the Pokemon world have so many attractive girls? Where are all the ugly people?
Why does the Pokemon world have so many attractive girls? Where are all the ugly people?
>Where are all the ugly people?
paldea
This.
>inb4 musclefags
Look I'm happy you're getting something out of this but do we need 18 female bodybuilders PER TOWN? You'd think this place was fucking Themiscyra.
>Wanting attractive characters is 4chan now.
>instantly crying about pol
You will never be a real woman.
>Only women look masculine
>The most popular "female" is a man
>the most masculine man looks gay
>No anthro fighting types for some "reason"
They really went full pandering this gen
Yeah they were smoking that diversity pack hard with this game. I've never seen so much shit added just to justify, "modern day"
No place for uggos in an ideal utopia
S/V aka Spain
>Wife for life
>First one
A free Marley for me
Second one and became a Pokémon Professor.
They're not so smart anyways, so any knowledge I have is already larger thatm all of them together.
Oak didn't knew a 100 new pokemon that lived litteraly a a city away from him.
Elm didn't knew a freaking egg.
Birth knew absolutele nothing, not even that adults should't wear shorts.
>Where are all the ugly people?
why would lillie ask this?
Lillie is ugly
no i don't think that's true.
it is a fact
Sinnoh, Galar, Paldea
>Sinnoh
Objectively wrong
Soon, when the West has more control and influence over the IP. We already have completely disgusting caricatures in Scarlet and Violet in Rhyme, can't wait for the next games.
>This shit again
Neither of these are good options, I kick OP in the balls for posting this dogshit half-assed CYOA and then shoot his waifu in the face with a revolver since those exist in the pokemon world.
im not reading all that
>>"None of your knowkedge of Pokemon from your past life helps you out"
>see a slugma
>"oh i shouldn't touch that it'll burn me"
>walk away
>get burned anyway
I pick Zygarde and use his power to kill all the unbeautiful people in the world non-white people
Wouldn't Yveltal be pro-omnicide?
what's stopping me from asking arceus to create something that can open portals to alternate universes and then just using it to leave again after the initial "you get warped back to earth" period
does it count as exploiting a loophole if it only gets exploited well after arceus leaves the picture?
also god dammit why did you have to word your post in a way that attracts the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE THE WOKE ARE TRYING TO GENOCIDE US" spergs. the thread would have been just fine without them
Have Arceus create an ideal world
I pick Melloeta and proceed to have wild, unprotected sex with her in every position imaginable.
Who the fuck would pick left?
Who the fuck would pick right? Being trapped in the Pokemon world and being the only one completely and utterly unable to interact with Pokemon, not even as a pet, would be genuinely awful.
OP never said that Pokémon were violent against you, they're just disobedient. You can have pets, you'll just always be a shitty trainer.
>Pick right
>Have to watch your world get consumed by global homo
>Pick left
>Have Arceus kill all the gays
Seems like an easy choice to me.
>Use your free wish to either make yourself the best version of you, or change the world in whatever way you see fit
>Use a Psychic type to rig whatever, steal whatever, or manipulate whoever you want
>Send a cataclysmic mon to whatever country you don't like
>Or just choose a mon that you want to have wild, unprecedented sex with in an experience you'll never be able to replicate
>Change historical events with Celebi. Kill Hitler, stop 9/11, whatever you want.
>Bring whoever you want back from the dead with Ho-Oh.
There's a lot you can do with a Legendary, even if you only have a short amount of time to do so.