Why doesn't mario just shoot bowser?

Why doesn't mario just shoot bowser?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No gun.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Peach won't fuck him, so he tries to take advantage of Bowser's autism for Peach by saving her and getting with her himself. They're literally just two retards fighting over a girl in extremely overdramatic circumstances

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought peach let herself be captured so she could fuck bowser behind mario's back like in my L0L comics

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'd lose his tennis partner

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly just tie Bowser up and record him at gunpoint begging and crying like a child for his pathetic life and show it to Peach, her pussy will shrivel up like a raisin.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >family-friendly plays for all ages
    >characters killing each other
    pick one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bowser falls into fucking lava and either comes back to life or manages to survive, there's no reason why he shouldn't be able to take a gunshot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with guns?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bowser kidnaps and rapes peach
      >falls into lava and burns to death on camera
      >comes back as a skeleton zombie for revenge
      Mario is fucking brutal. Kids should not be playing it and it should be rated M15 at the least.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You really think that pea-shooter is gonna have any noticeable effect on the king of koopas?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real answer: because it wouldn't do shit.
    Super Mario is a toon world a la bugs bunny. Being shot by a gun would be no more lethal than being hit by a fireball from the fire flower, or colliding with a bullet bill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Being shot by a gun would be no more lethal than being hit by a fireball from the fire flower
      just use both. you get the extra hit provided by the power up but you don't lose your firepower once you do get hit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and even if you put aside toon shit, I can't imagine a bullet affecting Bowser much if at all. Not unless it was bigass Bullet Bill.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plot of Bowser's Inside Story has a part where Bowser decides to fire a Banzai Bill at his occupied castle, and in response the castle's owner flies it up with rockets to avoid the Bill, then moves it over Bowser and just drops the entire damn thing on top of him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would I be right to assume that it didn't kill him? Hell, did it even affect him gameplay-wise?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, it nearly did kill him. It put his life in critical danger, forcing Mario and Luigi to pump him full of adrenaline, which caused him to grow to colossal size, as large as his castle. The subsequent boss battle was you playing as Giant Bowser vs Bowser's castle itself. Later on in the game Giant Bowser also fights a lighthouse, an armored train, and Peach's castle.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Mario can punch through solid brick, and even he usually doesn't attack Bowser directly to beat him. He threw the guy into some pretty heavy explosives in SM64, and in the final showdown, he has to do that three times to finish him off.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cause it would just fire a bullet bill and bowser can punch those away

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he doesn't have the stomach for it. Probably knows his life would be empty without him, what is he gonna do? Go back to a shitty day job after flying through space? Fuck that.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He constantly shoots fireballs at him dude.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and the fucker keeps coming back

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pacifist route is superior

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario knows that if he kills Bowser, he'll become just like him, so he doesn't

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He understands that without him, he cannot fulfill his drive to fight for a better future because he will, in fact, have that better future (but will still have the drive). For his own happiness (Bowser is the same way), he must continue this never-ending struggle for meaning in a universe devoid of it.
    One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario and a Bowser are pals

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bowser Jr. would just put his corpse in a magic cauldron and Bowser would pop out good as new

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every single one of them understands that, without conflict, there is no game to be played, and they would all cease to exist

    the cyclic nature of Bowser kidnapping the princess is to ensure their mutual survival

    when things get dire, they just play sports and board games together, and on rare occasion something legitimately bad happens, and they all band together to remove the interloper and get back to the status quo, which is controllable and sound

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wat

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's behind bulletproof glass

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you honestly think a gun could kill Bowser? He had literally survived a black hole encounter. A gun would be fucking worthless

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Mario wants to fuck and marry Bowser

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My personal autistic head canon is that bullet bills are as fast as real bullets, but time is slowed down for the player. This is why Mario can still compete with Sonic at the Olympics

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He melted him down to the bone and he came back. He threw him into a black hole and he came out fine. Bowser is more durable than Bluto

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sega does what Nintendon't.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >falling into lava doesn’t kill him
    >falling into a fucking black hole doesn’t kill him
    >a pistol will
    Based retard

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he can. just get a fireflower and do it

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