>Why don't games have boobies like I used to remember? >In my day a Subway Sandwich used to cost $5

>Why don't games have boobies like I used to remember?

>In my day a Subway Sandwich used to cost $5

>Hey, you're not my nurse! Where am I??

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You weren't supposed to empathize with homer's dad in the scene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes you were, homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao yes you were you dumb fricking underaged homosexual

        No you weren't. Abe launches into some weird rant all because Homer is singing into a mirror.
        How fricking deranged does a boomer have to be to act that way? Just tell him to STFU you don't have to go into some deep monologue about society.
        >Oh but it came true lololol I am very intelligent
        Yeah and Homer ends up as actually somewhat of a good father unlike Abe who the entire show makes very clear was a mediocre dad.
        Can't believe I'm a zoomer explaining the fricking Simpsons to you old fricks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you type like a woman. why are you so gay? owh yeah no father in your life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day. Here is a direct quote from Abe to Homer in another episode:
            >"Oh, son, don't overreach. Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself. I should have had this talk a long time ago."
            The entire scene of him yelling at Homer and claiming he's not with it is literally copium for never trying.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >doesnt refute he has no father
              LOL its so easy to spot you single mother homosexuals

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of some guy I used to play with from Ganker with a few others and it turns out he was raised by a single mother and he kept screeching that that isn't a "broken family" like son that is the actual definition and he got very upset about it--refused to ever admit it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reminds me of some guy I used to play with from Ganker with a few others and it turns out he was raised by a single mother and he kept screeching that that isn't a "broken family" like son that is the actual definition and he got very upset about it--refused to ever admit it.

                So because you lost the argument you're gonna default to calling someone either a woman or raised by a single mother? Black person tier behavior, my dad is downstairs watching his shows as I type this post and it should be obvious he raised me to actually use critical thinking unlike you ad hominem spouting morons. Engage with the fricking post instead of making up shit to deflect. It's no wonder Ganker is so angry nowadays when this is how people like you choose to respond when confronted with a dissenting opinion.

                It's solid advice. Homer is the moronic fat guy that blows up on tiktok. He never worked hard. He got lucky doing the bare minimum.

                It's not solid advice. Raise your fricking kids instead of blaming yourself and self-deprecating. Homer in the early seasons is actually there for his family, he does not get stuck blaming himself for his shortcomings. These are basic fricking morals from a TV show for normies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >immediatly yapping because his feelings got hurt
                i cant stop laughing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Playing it safe is sound advice especially if you are limited like Homer. Maybe anon is onto something about you being from a broken home because you sound like you were raised by the tv. That or you've lived an extremely privileged life.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's solid advice. Homer is the moronic fat guy that blows up on tiktok. He never worked hard. He got lucky doing the bare minimum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao yes you were you dumb fricking underaged homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EVER empathizing with homer post stupidfy arc
      moron moron moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Grandpa is a senile old boomer who refuses to adapt, grow, or step outside his comfort zone to appreciate new things.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you're working full time and raising a kid, you don't have time or energy to step outside your comfort zone or adapt to changing times. You'll see. You'll be amazed how after a few years of working 45+ hours a week, you'll feel like the world around you is almost completely alien.

        Abe is completely right. There's no escaping aging. EVERYONE fades and loses touch with the mainstream at some point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are but you don’t realize that until later. When zoophilia is legalized and encouraged and marketed to young children, you will understand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is your mind on conservative brainrot. Just wildly delusional and paranoid, it's quite sad to see

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >brainrot
          zoomer detected LOL shouldnt you be cutting your dick off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bait is highly underappreciated when it basically comes for free and this hot and fresh by people who are by all means probably genuine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tldr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like how you can't even argue either, just like the above anons, so you have to make up shit.
        Is this entire thread 30+ year old boomers too mindrotted by "muh job" to accept people view things differently to them?
        Not everything is bait. Not everyone who disagrees with you is from a "broken home." Learn to engage with a topic for once in your life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A moron sees the world differently too. I can accept that but I can't see the world through a morons eyes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I'm literally not a moron? Here you are again, spouting more ad hominems because you can't provide a counter-argument that's even remotely to do with the topic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And I'm literally not a moron?
              i love that you put a question mark there
              LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      No you weren't. Abe launches into some weird rant all because Homer is singing into a mirror.
      How fricking deranged does a boomer have to be to act that way? Just tell him to STFU you don't have to go into some deep monologue about society.
      >Oh but it came true lololol I am very intelligent
      Yeah and Homer ends up as actually somewhat of a good father unlike Abe who the entire show makes very clear was a mediocre dad.
      Can't believe I'm a zoomer explaining the fricking Simpsons to you old fricks

      have a nice day. Here is a direct quote from Abe to Homer in another episode:
      >"Oh, son, don't overreach. Go for the dented car, the dead-end job, the less attractive girl. I blame myself. I should have had this talk a long time ago."
      The entire scene of him yelling at Homer and claiming he's not with it is literally copium for never trying.

      it's not about "empathizing with him," it's just a premonition. because everyone grows old and out of touch. when you are young you laugh at him for being out of touch, when you are old you laugh because you know its true. also, imagine thinking it is so flat as to be "abe bad, never empathize!" deeper, more complex stories usually have characters still be empathetic despite them not necessarily being a good guy. they even make mr. burns empathetic at times. also, imagine calling homer a decent father when he literally strangles his son.
      >oh but that was old homer, nuhomer isn't characterized that way!
      okay, same applies to abe. sometimes he is characterized as a villain, sometimes as a good guy. the show is not super consistent in its characterizations of characters, because the characters serve whatever purpose they need to for the story of the week, rather than undergoing deep, meaningful arcs intended over time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone grows old and out of touch.
        Completely useless statement. Generational divide has existed for less than a century and with the Internet I can understand what kids are up to these days with a few clicks (don't make it weird)
        >They even make Mr. Burns empathetic at times.
        The entire joke with him is that he's a greedy comically evil capitalist who just so happens to do plenty of good deeds and pay his employees well. You don't even understand the show you're watching, you think nuance is this switch that can be flipped on and off.
        >Imagine calling Homer a decent father when he strangles his son.

        I also just flat out disagree that the characters are inconsistent to facilitate jokes, maybe nowadays but zombie Simpsons and regular Simpsons are two universes and everyone knows this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          even zombie Simpsons has more consistent characterization than something like Family Guy
          but the last season I watched was 17 so I'm not sure if it's gotten worse since then

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Generational divide has existed for less than a century
          LMAO you are a moron. it is a tale as old as time, recorded, that even the ancient greeks were going "kids these days are cooked, i don't understand them"
          >with the Internet I can understand what kids are up to these days with a few clicks
          if you think so, that's hubris.
          >The entire joke with him is that he's a greedy comically evil capitalist who just so happens to do plenty of good deeds and pay his employees well.
          no, there are straight up episodes that want you to empathize with him, and that humanize him.
          >You don't even understand the show you're watching, you think nuance is this switch that can be flipped on and off.
          excuse me? where did i imply "nuance is a switch that can be flipped on and off." i never said that, i implied that YOU don't understand nuance.
          >that clip
          it doesn't matter if abe strangled homer, doesn't negate the fact that homer strangled bart and because of that you can't really call him a good father.
          >I also just flat out disagree that the characters are inconsistent to facilitate jokes
          the characters are mostly the same, but there is inconsistent framing as long as it facilitates the plot of the episode or a joke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So by your own logic the fact that I can just turn on Skibidi Toilet and understand why Gen Alpha says weird things makes me have hubris, and it's okay for you to complain nonsensically about how out of touch you are because some Greek homosexual 2000 years ago allegedly wrote some stuff on a wall. Got it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >i understand gen alpha because i watched skibidi toilet
              yes, that is hubris. you aren't connecting with them and you don't understand WHY they connect with that media in particular. just watching it and going "i know what skibidi is from now" is not understanding.

              >LMAO you are a moron. it is a tale as old as time, recorded, that even the ancient greeks were going "kids these days are cooked, i don't understand them"
              youre too young to understand the differance between the youth and the old having differances and the modern version of generational hate fueled by this new desire to fit into a marketing term
              be better next time little kid

              no, the point is that generational divides are not an invention of the last century.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And meanwhile you're doing the polar opposite by acting as though people younger than you are complete aliens because they have different slang, use different technology and consume different media. Again, black-white thinking.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                projecting. there are always constants and things that are true of human nature. that is how we connect. but there absolutely is a bigger barrier to connecting with those in a different age bracket than you, and just knowing where their lingo comes from is not enough to understand. if you don't talk to any of them and think you understand them because you also have access to tiktok is absolutely hubris and absolutely insane.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a sane and healthy society can only function when young people respect their elders and when those elders love their young.
                the increase in generational hatred is fueled intentionally just like the sex and race debates to undermine society.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >LMAO you are a moron. it is a tale as old as time, recorded, that even the ancient greeks were going "kids these days are cooked, i don't understand them"
            youre too young to understand the differance between the youth and the old having differances and the modern version of generational hate fueled by this new desire to fit into a marketing term
            be better next time little kid

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >actually did you know this greek pers-
            yeah i do, civilizations rise and fall and when they fall their youth becomes complete trash and their men start dressing as women. youre viewing history as a linear line while its cyclical.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >youre viewing history as a linear line while its cyclical.
              except no? saying "you will grow old and not understand the changing world around you" is a cyclical pattern, happens over and over. you are projecting because you want to bring up rome and can't stop thinking about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tuuuuurns out, the world today sucks SO fricking much you can empathize with Abe well before you even reach Abe's actual age in that scene. Guess the comedy geniuses didn't see that one coming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the world today sucks SO fricking much you can empathize with Abe well before you even reach Abe's actual age in that scene.
        Literally me since my mid 20s.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was never with it.
    When I was a kid everyone was playing Pokemon, GTA and Grand Turismo. Meanwhile I was playing F-Zero GX, Klonoa and Bloody Roar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah we know you are a furry homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Says the guy with a werewolf boyfriend

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow so unique and quirky

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Klonoa
      >Bloody Roar
      BR? I report u

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah when Ganker b***hes about stuff like this they're just eating themselves as the zoomers of their own generation.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why don't games have ugly Black person women like I used to remember?

    >In my day a Subway Sandwich used to cost $25

    >Hey, you're not my nurse! Where am I??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really turned that around on him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so true my brother

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, the thing is that it won't happen to us. Anyone who's currently 28 to 39 roughly grew up in an adaptive age with new innovative technologies and such coming out left right and center.

    Zoomers and alphies on the other hand are absolutely fricked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody listens to me, no matter how stupid my ideas are!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that you believe what you just typed is proof that it absolutely will happen to you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, most zoomers don't even know what zip files are.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, we do. You already became Gramps in this meme.
          >but uhh what about-
          Volunteer for any community service computer science class for highschoolers and you will see for yourself.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go away kid this thread is for with balding men we dont want hot twink boys in here

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any old people here?
    What did 90s kids ruined for them? Music? TV shows? Movies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any old people here?
      What did 2020s kids ruined for them? Music? TV shows? Movies?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Movies
        I know the answer for that.
        Fricking cheap CG everywhere ruined movies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 40 and not a grump but the music does mostly suck and I was going to big music festival until I was 35 every year. Pop music gets shittier each year and yeh young white people try to emulate Black folk and Black person culture.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >young white people try
          this isnt a young white people thing lol all zoomer races in america try to act like spooks
          arabs / mexicans / mutts / whites and any shade in between
          frfr ong no cap sheeesh unc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            True but I only have interest in what whites are doing. That's what will make the world even more moronic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm 40 and not a grump
          >proceeds to be a grump
          ok grandpa

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not really I was saying the same thing when I was 20. I'm in Philadelphia and whites turning into Black folk is nothing new. I'll be a grump if my kids start acting like my Black folk. My nephews are full blown Black folk already even surpassed actual black Black folk in ways

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There's a difference between being a grump because you don't understand and just stating a fact things suck now.
            I mean, look at something basic like toys, toys nowadays fricking suck compared to what we had.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch That 70s Show and you can see what we have given up

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    subway always sucked
    there, i said it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EXODIA I SUMMON THEE

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Subway thing is criminal. I wound up at one recently and it was like $14 for a footlong. What in the hell happened?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its the sign of a healthy economy chud, stop remembering things boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Subway didn't want us to remember they shouldn't have run an ad campaign based around the catchy "5 dollar footlong" thing for like a decade

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wound up at one recently and it was like $14 for a footlong.
      The frick? Converted that's like £11 for a footlong but I can still go to my local and get one for about 5.99
      The frick is happening with you guys?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>Why don't games have boobies like I used to remember?
    Time is cyclic. Everything that will happen has happened before. Everything that has happened will happen again.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi sigma rizz fanum tax ohio gyatt

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be milenial
    >can still somewhat understand zoomer slang
    >gen alpha, on the other hand, seems like another language and i have no idea what any of it means

    I finally understand my parents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      generations arent real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fr fr skibbidy aah gyat :skull:

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          glad that you agree. you have more in common with someone 3 years younger or older than you than someone in your marketing category https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6_iQvaIjXw

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fr fr ong bruh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              glad you agree tbh baka senpai

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                W sus bruh :skull:

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it must be embarrassing af that your generation cant come up with their own lingo and has to steal it all from jiggaboos and Ganker memes LOL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sussy skibidi toilet

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Uhmmm what the sigma Digital circus has some fanum tax no cap

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie you gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just new Black person babble every time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a skibidi toilet to you too my good sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >end up understanding zoomer phrases like 'yeet' because it gets used in a somewhat coherent sentence
      >"he got yeeted off of the cliff" Ok, so the word must have something to do with forceful tossing
      >Gen Alpha slang is so irony poisoned that the whole """joke""" is that there isn't any meaning, its buzzword soup
      Only one I could figure out was 'Rizz' for it being the replacement for ironic "swag" posting

      Kids, if you are going to make up words, at least use them in a coherent language

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gyat fanum tax edging gigachad mewmaxxing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          edging and X maxxing arent zoomer terms lmao. cargo cult little homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be thankful you weren't around for 2000's 1337 5l4n6

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been online since 2007, I swear it was only done ironicly by children at that point who just found it funny, everyone else was too busy hyping up "le anonymous hackers" as the cool kids
          also phr33 st00f pl0x??

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >only done ironicly by children at that point who just found it funny
            Just like wojak spamming today, with Sharty being full of underage europoors

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Been online since 2007
            lmao underage ban incoming

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I want those puchi plushies.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wonder if theres even any "I was 18+ in 2004 browsing here" oldgays left here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i doubt that, i think the oldest that are still around sometimes are 2008 newbie cancer kids

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I turned 21 in 2004 my wife's pregnant with my second son so I'll get a good view of the next generation if I live long enough.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Most oldgays either became stable normalgays or insane/dead/prison/troonout extremes, glad you went the happy road

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yo. Still here. Mind you I just lurked in 2004 as I was active on another forum at the time but started making Ganker my primary website in 2005.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this homie old as fuuuuck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skibid rizz to you too, my ohio gyat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dude we get it youre boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *your

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You say this when modern games are so shit that kids are going back to the 90s era vidya? If nothing else, we are the first generation who will not live this.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This weird quadrupling down is something I just can't understand or rationalize anymore, it's literally just being mean for the sake of it and allowing cognitive dissonance to become your personality. "Zoomies bad, keep yapping bud, we're stealing ur women!" All so tiresome, especially on Ganker where people can actually speak their mind instead of defaulting to the most low-effort playground insults when challenged.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot to @ me zoomie

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can be full nude in baulders gate
    >can be topless in saints row
    >can customize dick and pussy in cyberpunk and be topless
    >countless othergames with nudity in cutscenes

    theres more nudity in games now than there ever was. stop being an idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and all the "women" in those games are hideous

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >can customize dick
      Is small to large, mutilated to normal really customisation? I want to see more options for the penis.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We need balls size customization!
        They need to be so large they can actually hinder gameplay by causing drag from contact with the ground!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Freely accessible euthanasia should be available somewhere on the planet by that point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but only for your family

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *laughs in understanding file systems*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >barely tech literate anon projects on to other generations

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >develop enterprise ETL solutions for a living
        >try to teach zoomcels but they don't understand while loops
        bussin on God fr fr

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friends are one generation younger than me, I don't get half the shit they're saying, it's fricking moronic to me, but so was the shit I was into, still I love them so I try to learn, and they love me so it's not like they care whether I succeed or not.
    But the one major thing I did learn is that people are coming in this world with things already taken away from them, and trying to explain to them what they've lost is impossible when they never had it in the first place.
    So hating them over it is fricking moronic, they aren't responsible for something they weren't even there for.
    But you can hate the constant corporate meddling over medias and the internet that led to the fricking clusterfrick we have today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      generations arent real. you arent your generation.
      this is just a new form of astrology

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't get boobies anymore because everyone outside is Satan. It's over.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skibidi toliet rizz rizz

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was born in 2004 and I’m turning 20 later this year

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go away underage

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