Why don't people talk about Yveltal? It's one of the most badass legendary Pokemon.

Why don't people talk about Yveltal? It's one of the most badass legendary Pokemon.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flying steak
    >badass
    Imagine being such a failure that even with the power to kill all life you still get mogged by a girly moose

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Embodiment of death mogged by the embodiment of life
      Life is the antithesis to death after all. Implying the opposite is also true, but would be too grim for the tone of the series.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's barely even present in its own and only game. You see the cocoon, it hatches, and you catch it. Wow.

      She's a big flying bacon.

      Explaining a red and black death murder vulture to americans: imagine flying bacon

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's just sort of there. Gets 5 mins focus in its own game and I guess no one cares for its anime appearance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even so it looks like it's prime bait for either edgelords or coomers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        coomers like shit like dunsparce

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          we both know that isnt true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >coomers
          >dunsparce
          are you ok anon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean vaporeon or something right?
          Dunsparce is my fucking bro and i WONT LET YOU SLANDER HIS NAME YOU SONOFABITCH

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon if it exists, someone somewhere on this very website is cooming to it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That doesn't make it a coomer mon guy. If that was the case then everything that has ever existed is coomer bait. A few Dunsparce coom pics doesn't make it a coomer mon.

              Not even good bait lol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It wasnt bait i was just agreeing with the other guy that coomers will even coom to dunsparce. The original point im guessing he was making was yveltal and dunsparce are probably on the same level since its going to take the most mindbroken degenerates to be able to rub one out to either.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >im guessing he was making was yveltal and dunsparce are probably on the same level since its going to take the most mindbroken degenerates to be able to rub one out to either.

                But Yveltal is a edgy bird/dragon think who is very reminiscent of Lugia (who has tons of porn). Coomers and furies love that shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yveltal has barely any and 99% of it is off model

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah Yveltal has a fairly decent amount given its lack of general popularity
                it's not exactly in the top ranks but it's above most of the series' creatures by a long shot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How dare you call me out as the only dunsparce fucker

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a big flying bacon.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    xerneas completely shat on it being the new type and also outperforming it competitively

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the first time i ever put a legendary on my team pre E4 because i loved it so much. Mad as hell ive come across Xerneas 5 times in dynamax adventures and not a single Yveltal.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They introduced a Dark Type Legendary in the same gen where Dark was cucked by Fairies.

    This is now a Xerneas Thread.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Groudon and Kyogre. What is Darkrai and Cresselia.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's just a Y bird

      that's just a deer that doesn't even pull off the X

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only good looking Fairy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They introduced a Dark Type Legendary in the same gen where Dark was cucked by Fairies.
      And yet Yveltal turned out better in both following generations kek.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon bird is good, you don't need to say anything if something is good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 6 is easily the most cucked gen. Didn’t even get a third version.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    51419569
    In fact the only thing that makes him weak to Xerneas is the retarded fairy type that is nothing else but a "le weak chud good fairy beats le evil and strong xd"(it's not even good but tricky demons)

    Either way, Xerneas doesn't even have anything to do with the fairy type. If they made the light type instead and he'd be grass/light, light beats dark, flying beats grass and they're balanced

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"le weak chud good fairy beats le evil and strong xd"
      The official logic is just good vs evil. You added the strong and weak subtext yourself. There are plenty of fairy types that look very or decently strong rather than cutesy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, there aren't chud. They look and are weak as shit even by lore and their only peculiar powers revolve around hypnotizing pokemon so they don't want to fight anymore (aka sexually distract them). There's absolutely no pure fairy type that looks strong, and dual type fairies look weaker than any dragon and fighting type.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There's absolutely no pure fairy type that looks strong
          Granbull and default Zacian

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because old gen legendaries age like you wouldn't believe. After generations upon generations of new legendaries the old ones get forgotten about until their games get remade

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >YWN get drained of life by an yogurth-laced bacon-bird
    It's not fair ;_;

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, since you ask, anon, I'm playing a pokemon RP (with like stats, rolls and fight and shit, so like DnD) where I become one of Yveltal's chosen champions (because I like to kill and I'm a bad guy) and I get to call her mom. Me and my 'Raiders' (I'm playing a mon) commit some nice rape and pillage in her name, but to be chosen (first as a champion, and then for all other gang members to become raiders), you have to die in battle and being raised again by Her if your end was brutal and glorious and you cared more about killing than being killed. You will pay the debt in tasty souls soon enough. A great vision of a dark bird cloaked in ash descends from the sky and commands you to raise again and kill. Sounds familiar?

    Yeah, but that's also literally the inspiration for Yveltal's concept. Pokemon being pokemon, of course, they don't put that in the original game, but I get to experience this with my friend outside of me. Me and my gang are the last unknowing wielders of an heritage so hold she doesn't even remember it herself; when battles were to the death and glory was the excuse. Because we are violent renegades in a world where there is no longer place for chaos and savagery.

    What I ended up realizing was that she was a cold and unfeeling creature, but not necessarily by her own choice as much as her inability to ever get close to another being without killing it. It's my character's (who latched onto her as a mother figure) goal to teach her about stuff like 'Rock', 'the squad' and 'video games' and try to bring some sunshine to her existence (and also awaken her so she can murder half the world and have fun with him). The last time he was dead he jokingly made her a member of his gang and that was the first time she seemed confused and curious. It's pretty fun.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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