why every johto team look like that

why every johto team look like that

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because the encounters are awful, wild pokemon are severely underleveled making new team members boring and tedious to add, and a lot of interesting Johto mons are locked behind awful timegated trash or KANTOOOO. Johto is dull and boring as frick to play through.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Because the encounters are awful, wild pokemon are severely underleveled making new team members boring and tedious to add, and a lot of interesting Johto mons are locked behind awful timegated trash or KANTOOOO. Johto is dull and boring as frick to play through.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's right though. hgss could at least be enjoyable if they just raised the wild pokemon level by 10, but it's even shittier to play than gen 2 kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he's right though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's right though

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no he fricking isn't what is right is the fact this homosexual needs to be punched in the face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah he'd punch you in the face homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no he fricking wouldn't i would do that to him instead homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            disgusting unwashed piece of shit would have to wash my fist after punching him in his greasy face

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah he'd punch you in the face homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no he fricking wouldn't i would do that to him instead homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no he fricking isn't the only thing thats right is punching that homosexual in the face

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah he'd punch you in the face homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no he fricking wouldn't i would do that to him instead homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is a face that needs to be punched which i will do if i ever see this homosexual in public

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >in public
          no anons leave their NEET nest, stop lying to yourself

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah he'd punch you in the face homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no he fricking wouldn't i would do that to him instead homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Punching people with down syndrome is a hate crime anon...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah its the best in the series you gay c**t go stick your head into a fricking blender

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no it fricking sucks you gay c**t! go stick your head into a fricking blender

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no YOU go do that instead homosexual!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's right though. hgss could at least be enjoyable if they just raised the wild pokemon level by 10, but it's even shittier to play than gen 2 kek

      he's right though

      Because catching Pokemon that aren't Kanto is obnoxious
      >loads of 1% encounter rates for literal shitmons unless you wanna play with RNG on top of RNG with phone calls
      >the coolest Gen mons like Houndour and Snorlax are restricted to Kanto
      >the level scaling that makes it more and more of a detriment to pick up new members the further you are in the game
      >shitmons in general
      >many pokemon still had terrible movesets, with some being so bad you probably won't even have their best moves by the time you're at RED
      So in hindsight, it makes total sense whyt Ampharos has a 100% usage rate ingame.

      >Feraligatr
      >Ursaring
      >Togetic
      >Heracross
      >Sudowoodo
      >Jolteon

      That's 5 out of 6 Johto Pokemon in my last Crystal playthrough, only reason Jolteon was on the team is because it's my 2nd favorite Pokemon behind Feraligatr, but I could have taken Espeon if I wanted. It's trivial to make a full Johto team, you gays just aren't trying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention you can get snubull as soon as you get to goldenrod Granbull is an underrated powerhouse that evolves early and completely demolishes Morty

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's still kino you can get the beasts so early in the game and just have fun with them throughout

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is true. I only tolerated my last playthrough because it was a randomizer with pokemon up to current gen. Even then it could be a slog so I can't imagine ever going back to vanilla

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >in game time is always at least 30 hours
    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro i did a feraligatr run in under 5 hours, move your ass delBlack person

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool but I wasn’t trying to speedrun, that was my very first playthrough of the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's ok to admit you suck at Pokemon, Deltroony.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn’t, copying yawngay is cringe

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >type overlap
      Yike

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Needs to be Monferno.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nope i use quite a few different teams

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't try this one in my recent playthrough...
    >Feraligatr
    >Ampharos
    >Togetic/Togekiss
    >Nidoking
    It was supposed to be a fast way to challenge League and Red, but the best I managed to do was to beat the League with my pals at low level (Feraligatr was 49)

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >johtimmy melty

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because catching Pokemon that aren't Kanto is obnoxious
    >loads of 1% encounter rates for literal shitmons unless you wanna play with RNG on top of RNG with phone calls
    >the coolest Gen mons like Houndour and Snorlax are restricted to Kanto
    >the level scaling that makes it more and more of a detriment to pick up new members the further you are in the game
    >shitmons in general
    >many pokemon still had terrible movesets, with some being so bad you probably won't even have their best moves by the time you're at RED
    So in hindsight, it makes total sense whyt Ampharos has a 100% usage rate ingame.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i tried to use misdreavus last time i played johturd and it just wants worth it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're the turd homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget the Dusk Stone that’s locked until you have the N. Dex and more timegated shit.

        Seriously, nothing about HGSS is fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah its maximum fun homosexual you're just a miserable Gankergay who will never be happy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Misdreavus hard carried my last playthrough of HG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Togepi in mine.Who was the moron who thought that shitmon needed to have the only good part of its line locked after the 8th Kanto gym?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just like Togepi in mine. Who was the moron who thought that shitmon needed to have the only good part of its line locked after the 8th Kanto gym?
          You mean Togekiss? Then you certainly didn't go to Pokéathlon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You moron, evo stones can't be obtained in Pokéathlon until Nat Dex

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the same dipshit who made it so FRLG refused to evolve your Golbat

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you're the troony YOU have a nice day instead homosexual

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that this is what you're rewarded with if you go out of your way to try and use Hitmontop on your team.
    Like, equalizing your attack and defense by level 20 (or later) may as well be an impossible task for the average player. And you're trying to tell me, these are the fruits of my labor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, that Xatu Pokemon sure looks cool, I wonder what awesome moves it ha-
      >have to wait until level FIFTY-NINE or SAFFRON FRICKING CITY just to get a usable psychic type move
      Prior to that, you're spamming Fly, which just makes it an inferior bird to literally all the other birds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wish future sight is a fun combo as well as using night shade throw in roost you can very much be near unkillable with that combo. you lack imagination

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          > Just take 3-4 turns to do what every other mon can do in 1
          Great.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it’d be nice to use sneasel or houndor but instead I’ll have to settle for the usual superior kantomons. such a shame

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah sneasel and houndour are superior

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you should tell the morons that designed johto that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah the only moron is you homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Serperior is from Gen 5 dumbass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, that Xatu Pokemon sure looks cool, I wonder what awesome moves it ha-
      >have to wait until level FIFTY-NINE or SAFFRON FRICKING CITY just to get a usable psychic type move
      Prior to that, you're spamming Fly, which just makes it an inferior bird to literally all the other birds.

      Now do you get why people tend to stick to the same pool of 12-15 mons in an HGSS (or even GSC) playthrough? Do you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more importantly, Gyarados learns Surf, Strength, Whirlpool, and Waterfall. my favorite HM slave

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Whirlpool
          almost vomited

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's really bullshit. Johto is terrible.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no its the best you gay c**t! go stick your head into a fricking blender

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Agility then Gyro Ball
      What did GameFreak mean by this?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Johto is full of shitmon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it isn't you GAY c**t

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes it is you gay c**t! go stick your head into a blender homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no YOU do that to yourself instead homosexual! get your own comeback homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop copying ME you gay c**t! go stick your head into a fricking blender homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah gen 7 was the best you gay c**t! got stick your head into a fricking blender homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're the one coping you fricking homosexual c**t get your own comeback homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you're copying ME you gay c**t! go stick you head into a fricking blender homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no YOU stop coping my comeback homosexual and make your own you unoriginal c**t!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because if it doesn't look like that it's just 5 Kanto mons and a Feraligatr

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you don’t use whatever 6 shitmons ya catch before the second gym you’re fricked. johto is probably the worst region carried by some comfy japanese themes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >comfy japanese themes
      Basically just Ecruteak City and the 8-bit fanart Johtogays love to pretend look like GSC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah it its the best you gay c**t! gen 7 is the worst designed homosexual go stick your head into a fricking blender

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Meganium really that vilified by the community to the point people are too much of a pussy to use Feraligatr because "oh noes if I pick Totodile then Silver would have Chikorita and that Pokemon doesn't fit him at all".
    (yes I legitimately came across that talking point a few times)

    The Pokemon community is a much of morons with certain topics. WHO GIVES A FRICKING SHIT IF AN NPC USES A POKEMON THAT "DOESN'T FIT HIM" to counter the starter Pokemon you picked. Don't let the stupid "Meganium bad" circlejerk prevent you from using Feraligatr even if it means that the "big bad edge lord" is using a "girly" Pokemon. It's just a game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Pokemon community is a much of morons with certain topics.
      That;s because most of the Pokemon community consists of ultra casuals who don't actually care about the games. Johto's latest game was before most of this board was even born. Combined with Game Freak's reluctance to ever shill Johto outof fear of ir overshadowing KANTOOO, means Johto is the region that Pokefans have the least exposure to, (most people who actually played GSC or even HGSS long left the franchise). This makes it Johto an easy target for trolls to lie about.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are obsessed with pchal

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >picrel
        those morons are literally too braindead to use google and a wiki

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree with you. Meganium is a shitmon to use, and the poorest fit for Silver which ruins the aesthetics.

      With that said, I prefer using Totodile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Meganium is a shitmon to use
        Only outside of ROM hacks that spit on Game Freak.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real gay c**t poster here, you're all gay motherfricking c**ts! go put all your heads into a fricking blender homosexuals

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every Johto team has Pupitar? I don't believe you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you played GSC, then it would certainly be a lie, because Larvitar is obtained only on Mt. Silver. But there's Safari Zone in HGSS.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        getting larvitar in hgss is also fricking moronic because there's a 50% chance you can either catch it immediately or wait 3 in-game hours to give yourself access to the mountain area
        by that time the average player already beat the e4 so why the frick would you want to use one and not a fricking graveler

        Punching people with down syndrome is a hate crime anon...

        you're a gay c**t with down syndrome and should be punched in the face homosexual

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >getting larvitar in hgss is also fricking moronic because there's a 50% chance you can either catch it immediately or wait 3 in-game hours to give yourself access to the mountain area
          At least, it's better than trying to catch a Gible in Safari Zone. And I never had the problem of waiting 3 IN-GAME hours, my problem was getting T-tar to around LV 75, which would last 3 REAL-LIFE DAYS. Would, because I tend to give up halfway.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            getting larvitar in hgss is also fricking moronic because there's a 50% chance you can either catch it immediately or wait 3 in-game hours to give yourself access to the mountain area
            by that time the average player already beat the e4 so why the frick would you want to use one and not a fricking graveler

            [...]
            you're a gay c**t with down syndrome and should be punched in the face homosexual

            can you change the time for the safari zone?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not for the 3 hour shit
              you can't soft reset the areas either

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and not a fricking graveler
          I'd rather wait a decade for Larvaitar than ever use gay-veler.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Graveler gets EQ at a reasonable level, therefore it's better than Poopytar.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More convenient =/= better

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              grav has better stats and doubly functions as a defensive wall, shittar has dark attacks when a bunch of shit gets bite so who the frick cares

              More convenient =/= better

              yes it is you gay c**t go put your head into a fricking blender homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Graveler gets EQ at a reasonable level, therefore it's better than Poopytar.

                Chaditar has a better ability, better movepool, and doesn't need be the traded to reach its final form unlike gravelreddit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >better ability

                I will not torture myself further than the gen 4 engine already does by making battles even slower watching the sandstorm animation every fricking turn that i play the game after evolving pupitar

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just turn battle effects off in Options menu, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >more slow hp scrolling every turn
                zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >by that time the average player already beat the e4
          No, lol.
          What is wrong with this board? I swear there's a ton of anons who haven't played a Pokemon game in years yet still comment on Pokemon games. You don't even know what you're talking about, you just think it "sounds" right.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A playthrough that beats the E4 takes like 8-10 hours tops if you know what you're doing. Not my problem you spend your downie ass grinding for 40 hours in every playthrough.

            /vp/ should have filter out morons that spend more time than that to beat fricking Lance.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >/vp/ should filter out morons that spend more time than that to beat fricking Lance.
              omega based

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >A playthrough that beats the E4 takes like 8-10 hours tops if you know what you're doing
              I actually catch Pokemon, collect things that interest me, and engage is side content like the pokeathlon. That's why we want content in Pokemon games, to play them. Sorry I'm not a speedrunner in a hurry to genwar on /vp/.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >pokeathlon
                Battling is playing the game, not Mario Party minigames. But millennials only played the minigames in the Stadium games, so I can see why you'd have shit taste.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                too bad nothing in pokegayathon is worth doing until you have the fricking nat dex

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You get evolution items there you fake fan.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the best way to get evolution stones and trade items.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently went to play Pokemon Crystal again for the first time since I was young, and this is what my team ended up looking like. I do and don't like how some types are only physical or special. It allowed me to put some moves on pokemon that I wouldn't dream of, though, so that was fun.

    Putting Ice Punch on Kadabra really helped it out since all ice moves are special attacks, so that's a neat thing you can do that would be the wrong choice in later gens.

    Replaying this game was fun. As a more refined trainer than 9 yr old me I could appreciate the game quite a bit more - the magic it had back then is different now, but it is still there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      didnt post the image i havent posted here in a long long time.lol

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT fire starter
    Free shiny + water/ dragon moves
    Only good electric type in the game before you make it to kanto

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50% correct, to have my first team swap starter for Meganium, Sudowoodo instead of Pupitar, and Skarmory for Dragonair, because fly pokemon is a must.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone playing through a Johto game right now, post (You)r teams.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      typhlosion
      graveler
      hm slave #1
      hm slave #2
      hm slave #3
      hm slave #4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be on (HGSS) planning stages
      >change trade-evos into single-player requirements with the randomizer
      >realize that I would not be able to get Porygon or Porygon2 until Celadon regardless
      Shit. Guess I'll leave that slot for the HM slave and leg it to Celadon after the credits

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not right now, but 5 years ago

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  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now let's see Hoenn's base stat totals.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heracross is in my top three Pokemon and HG/SS is my favorite game in the series, yet I've never used Heracross in HG/SS.
    Headbutt trees are so tedious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      heracross is incredibly easy to get in HGSS literally takes less than 10 minutes

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mine is
    >Typhlosion
    >Forretress
    >Lanturn
    >Piloswine/Mamoswine
    >Jumpluff -or- Fearow
    >Hitmontop -or- Umbreon

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tyranitar
    >Dragonite
    >Typhlosion
    >Slowking
    >Scizor
    >Gengar
    you got me OP

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 shitmons that will never see their final evo through normal gameplay
    >typhlosion
    >an electric type you get AFTER the flying gym (in the better version)
    >a new bug type that isn't Ledian
    >a gyarados that you didn't raise from magikarp so you have no attachment to it
    No. I have and will never have a team that looks anything like this

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what a generic Johto team looks like, but you already knew that.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is my team 😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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