Why hasn't it been topped? Seriously, why.

Why hasn't it been topped? Seriously, why. A game made by one guy in his basement comes out of nowhere and mogs a genre on his first try and then just sits on it. This is some bullshit.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just a mediocre harvestvania.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the best harvest moon type farming game, it just lacks on every other aspect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harvest itself is medicore, barring a couple of them. This was good out of the gates.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jas!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's taking the update so long?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More Jas soon!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It takes time to cram this much cute and funny in.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://files.catbox.moe/scdc4u.gif

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is that one fully body image also going to be used?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have an idea for it, but it's a ways off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You absolute fricking madman

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dud you need to be getting paid for this or recognition for it or something, seriously. It's going beyond fun little anonymous mod at this point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In the past, he said the Jas mod is purely for fun since it's mostly done upon the work of others, but he already might have some other stuff he can make a living from.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      out of curiosity, do you actually post anything else in these threads, or is it just this one thing and gone? even if its more jas or whatever later, im just curious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've tried asking him this before too, but never got a response.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking incredible. You can make a thread at literally any time and he's always here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No really. There are times he just doesn't.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's either a bot or there's an army of jasposters.
          Only one clintcuck poster as far as I can tell though.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the bar has been set pretty low considering how far Harvest Moon has fallen.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even as good as the old game boy advance game.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it'a highly moddable and highly comfy, that's why

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Show me the mod that completely replaces all of the characters and every bit of writing. This garbage isn't salvageable.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you can replace all the character portraits and edit the dialog/npc data very, very easily. you can create your own npcs and put them in with content patcher very easily as well and make the game into whatever you want. follow your dreams.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >you can edit it yourself
          If I wanted to make my own game I would, just say it, there is no mod that does that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            > Show me a mod that does this specific that only I want to do
            > Here is how you would do that
            > Omg that sounds like work this oppression stop oppressing me check your privilege shitlord

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Are you really this moronic?
              If I was going to go to all the effort to make an entire game just so the writing isn't shit, I'd just make my own game and sell it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >rewriting lines is equivalent to making an entire game

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he really is this moronic

                damn, sucks for you, i just download that portrait mod which makes elliot look cute instead of an insufferable prick and the dialogue one that makes him dirty talk and then i have fun

                Yeah see this right here is exactly why this game is shit, the only people who like it are homosexuals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                damn, sucks for you, i just download that portrait mod which makes elliot look cute instead of an insufferable prick and the dialogue one that makes him dirty talk and then i have fun

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why hasn't it been topped?
    mods, you can keep the fun rolling forever. i like the massive map sizes you can get.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I tried this junimos hut for some days and what they do? Only harvest? That's the easy part. They're not exactly useful. So I placed the hut close the greenhouse to they can do the chores there at least. I have more fun harvesting the stuffs myself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      befriending junimos should have come with incremental automation upgrades and/or blessings for the farm. going the joja mart route should have had expensive options for hiring automation (probably robots, because workers would mean actual jobs for people).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Try planting 1000+ ancient fruits during spring and tell me that auto harvesting is not useful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >minmaxing
        I don't play like that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Not being gigaisraelite and playing it like Factorio
          NGMI

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Factorio
            Disgusting

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Factorio has actual gameplay at least.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >watch spagetti wriggling around is gameplay
                Sure, of course

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                At higher difficulties in factorio you're actually forced to make an efficient base.

                At higher difficulties in stardew you're just consulting a price/return spreadsheet more often and I assume the painful combat is even more painful.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              incredibly shit taste
              you are a bug man in disguise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harvesting is soul crushing in the early game when you might need to repeat the day several times and you always have to start the day with harvesting 700 starfruit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't just use the harvest w/scythe mod

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > A game made by one guy in his basement comes out of nowhere and mogs a genre on his first try and then just sits on it.
    Soul + Continue updates + Modding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's also making a new game now about a chocolate store where you go to narnia for ingredients or whatever. kind of a little like recettear in that way.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty much exactly recettear and you can explore the town.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cucking Clint is easily the funniest part of the game.
    I married Emily, and every time I go to the Blacksmith I imagine myself saying things like
    >Hey buddy how's it going?
    >Hope there's something good in these geodes
    >You know how much Emily loves her crystals
    >I'll never forget the look on her face when I gave her a prismatic shard
    >*chuckle*
    >Of course, a gentleman never tells
    >*wink*
    >*chuckle*
    >Well thanks for all your help buddy, I'll tell Emily you said hi
    >Wait I've had an idea. You should come round for dinner sometime. Me and Emily, you and your missus.
    >You don't have one? Well don't feel bad buddy, there's somebody out there for everyone.
    >I used to be single before I met Emily, then I move to this town and meet and there's this incredible and beautiful girl waiting for me. Now we have two amazing kids together.
    >Guys in this town must be blind or mad to have not snapped her up while they had the chance, am I right?
    >*chuckle again*
    >Alright buddy it's been a hoot talking to you, I'll come back tomorrow with some more geodes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MA, I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *chuckle*
        You're a real funny guy, buddy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do people hate clint so much because he reminds them of themselves or is he just funny because he can be cucked?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He have support tho

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate you can't have your own multiplayer farms. I just want to steal my buddies potatoes while he's sleeping and frick his wife while he's off fishing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't this be possible with modding? Just changing the farm entrances to lead to different places. Maybe events and such would get messy.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FOMT had more soul but less content.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It seem like Free Love mod is bugged once again. Experimenting and all that I tried divorce with Jas and someone she just returned to her single status with all the 8 hearts. No sure maybe is just her and a special feature. But for sure Free Love is not working well with the Xtardew mod. Robin and Jodi lose their lovers and single status out of nowhere. Maybe happen the same with any non vanilla character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >divorce with Jas
      Blasphemous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was testing stuffs, no to mention JasAnon said you will miss events if you're married with her already, so it was a good chance to try and test stuffs.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Big modded playthrough
    >Just want to assemble a harem of wives and do everything, make money, and play through the content.
    >Get to year 3 spring, having finally made it through the winter and with enough to make a huge farm and start raking in big cash.
    >Suddenly mods start flipping out, the game just crashes after 10PM and I can't make it to the next day
    >I spend a day going through all kinds of events and scenes and setting stuff up, and it just crashes and I lose all of it.

    Bruh. Why. I've never had issues up til now, and suddenly it's just unplayable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad taste karma, accept your deserved punishment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Any recently added mods? If this happened to me I'd try slowly removing some of the less pervasive mods until I could root out a cause.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a mod to increase the storage capacity of chests?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bigger Boobs mod

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >art is mediocre
    >music is mediocre
    >characters are mediocre to downright awful
    >farming is slightly above mediocre
    >combat is below mediocre
    >took over 4 years to do it
    Really, the only reason why it hasn't been topped is because nobody is willing to spend so much time to release a mediocre game.
    Unironically, I've always said that the """indies""" making it in the scene are mostly people who don't give a frick about making mediocre games. It's mediocre but there aren't any alternatives so people are playing it.

    >then why don't you anon do it
    I unironically don't want to make a mediocre game. I am confident in my coding abilities but my drawings will be absolutely mediocre and I refuse to release something like this to the public.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is mediocre
      shut your prostitute mouth you moron.
      It has the best soundtrack of any harvest moon type game.
      Your just a contrarian who cant help himself but hate everything on this green earth because your such a useless unloved piece of shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for your masterpiece anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe one of those games coming up can do the trick. I'm playing Graveyard keeper right now, the game is good but has too many things going on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I looked at that, noticed it has progress bars, turned 360 degrees and walked away.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to try the game. It's worth get it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On sale maybe.
        It's not as fun as SDV though, and there's a lot more bullshit attached so you will find yourself constantly going to the wiki late game. There's also a distinct lack of waifus and other social mechanics which are a big part of SDVs draw.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a western game. Lack of good female characters is common most of the times.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How about good looking and well written female characters that take part in the story but they arent romanceable or already taken?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No matter as long as they get lewds and art.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >but they arent romanceable or already taken?
              But why?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What prompted the creation of such an image?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what are some other fun games about farming?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most Harvest Moon games before the Natsume frickery.
      Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Say that my farmer's favorite thing is "Penis"
    >Get my first Stardrop and am told my mind is filled with thoughts of penis
    lol

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder to always unlock this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, I'll take the bait. What is this? A mod?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Xtardew Valley, I think.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, so can you evict Demitrius and bang Robin?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Post more
              What characters can you cuck ?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Never played it myself, but I do know you can get it on with Jodi, exclusively before Kent arrives. He doesn't deserve it, imo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Can you pile onto Caroline with the Wizard? Spitroast her to spite Pierre even further?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just try it out for yourself, dood.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Dev create a character who suffers from inceldom? Why impose such suffering on a character in this idilyc universe? Couldn't he just let it go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ape's sense of humor is beyond mere mortal understanding.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he make a soft doughboy a blacksmith?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably went to a renfair or whatever you yanks call them. I'm into historical reenactment, and all blacksmiths I've met have looked like Clint, except they have long hair.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are some mods what "improve" him but I can't find a reason to do that.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best games in this franchise?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That one for the atmosphere, but hardly any content. Friends of mineral town is the overall best, but quite old and fairly antiquated by now.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sup b***hes

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because it was made by one guy in his basement

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about starting a new game.
    What mods should I install?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Check out our anon mods.
      https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >immediate troony obsession
        no thanks

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You will never pass.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just trying to play a game anon, not think about trannies. that's your thing apparently

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Then go somewhere else because the alternative is Nexus and they're literally milking dudes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ok
                but a tip: consider not making your persona "um, trannies?!". you'll see less trannies, think about them less, talk about them less, etc.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gayest post in this thread

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >defending troony shit
            ok

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All I wanna know is if there's a mob that let's you cuck the mayor with the milf that sells you livestock. That's all I want with life is to take his old ass side-ho and force him to give speeches about how great I am knowing I'm pounding the chicken lady. Call me Perdue because the thighs are the right size, you old frick, give me my medal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe Looking for Love is the one and only Marnie mod to this day. I can't speak for its content and quality, but considering it's an all-in-one mod for the older women, it most likely leaves some things to be desired.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

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