Why is a giant stone monster so obsessed with rock puns?

Why is a giant stone monster so obsessed with rock puns?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't want to be taken for granite.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because he's a stoner

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None of your bismuth

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What am I, a geologist?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He likes to rock

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's called lazy writing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, someone had the stones to say it

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dead game

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cause when there are 100+ characters in a game, they have to be 1 dimensional morons or else the writing team will kill themselves
    hell, even with 40ish characters they devolve into nothing more than accents (chrono cross)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's very sedimental

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock em, sock em!
    What did he mean by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my interpretation

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw you have a quarry to settle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hes got a quarry to settle.

      He has a quarry to settle.

      tfw you have a quarry to settle

      peak reddit

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hes got a quarry to settle.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a bould question to ask

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has a quarry to settle.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because settling quarry is a peak comedy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw you have a quarry to settle

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dota lines are all a bunch of puns, and terrible ones, too, for all heroes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dota's voicelines and VAs are unmatched

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed, I've never seen such shoddy work before or after. Also some voice actors REALLY don't have range and you can barely tell who's saying the lines (from the few characters that voice actor voices) from the voice alone.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >VAs are unmatched
        I'm not an expert but DoW:40k voicelines are slightly better.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    From a conceptual standpoint Anti-Mage is hilarious.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >show up in the anime
    >didn't settle his quarry
    what a moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the anime sucked and ruined Dota lore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's with their noses?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >PL illusions colored yellow
      I guarantee you whoever was in charge of the art direction, just like the main writer, has never played a game of dota
      They just looked up images of PL or even tried him out in demo mode and went "oh he makes yellow copies" not realizing it's just some UI shit and they're suppose to look just like him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >making a show or movie about a game
        >never played the game
        Why is this so common?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally got to see Axe in the Anime
      >Still no Goodkind

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >with Razor, you get the edge
    >dat laff

    There's a lot of great voicework in dota but this homie takes the cake.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because marc laidlaw had nothing to do at valve other than writting puns for items and characters

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