Why is Astro being reworked in XIV 7.0? I don't play this job.

Why is Astro being reworked in XIV 7.0? I don't play this job.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are they doing to it?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to your containment general

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /vg/ is for insane people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try /vg/ sometime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vg is garbage, I rather talk about video games on Ganker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take your garbage back where it belongs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s unpopular to play. It’s currently neither overpowered or underpowered, but the only “flavor” it has is a tedious ogcd mini buff game. The other three healing jobs have a crowd of fans for different reasons, but the only real “unique” use of an AST is single healing some harder content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AST was favorite healer, but I main melee. Maybe that's why it wasn't popular, the only people who liked it didn't main healer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's currently the only one that has anything at all to do in downtime between heals and it's heals all have to be more planned.
      I don't play it because the buffs are so small that they're meaningless outside of parse runs and completely pointless in casual content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? I find it the most fun, plus, I love lightspeed, best aesthetics too. I don't main healer but I have them all at 90.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the only “flavor” it has is a tedious ogcd mini buff game
      >get a star card, play it on a DPS without worrying about whether it's the correct kind of DPS
      >get a sun card, throw it on a different DPS
      >get a card that isn't a moon card, redraw
      >another non-moon, redraw
      >redraw
      >out of charges, wait 30s to draw again
      >still not a moon card

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ffxiv players be like;
      >WHY THE FRICK ISN'T AST LIKE ALL THE OTHER WHITE MAGE COPIES? FIX THIS YOSHITPISS
      >removes everything unique about it so they can parse the same value
      >WHAT THE FRICK YOSHITPISS, EVERY JOB IS THE SAME

      everyone is just like that xenosys homosexual
      >bro why the frick does gunbreaker have this stupid gimmick maaaan?! they should take a look at warrior and copy that!
      >frick!!!! why is gunbreaker so fricking dumb to play man!! those stupid gimmicks are pointless!
      >his suggestions only make it another fricking Warrior clone
      >WHY IS EVERY JOB THE SAME MAN!! THEY NEED TO MAKE THEM MORE UNIQUE AGAIN!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The other three healing jobs have a crowd of fans for different reasons
      Who the frick plays Scholar?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I play Scholar. Especially now that I can replace my fairy with a carbuncle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AST's "flavor" is that you actually get to play buttons. If you're someone like me who enjoys pressing buttons, the only healer that lets you do that is AST. However, XIV design philosophy for healer is that healer presses no buttons and is for morons, so they are obviously nerfing the fun out of AST and they're going to make it so that it only presses as many buttons as WHM.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It’s currently neither overpowered or underpowered,
      AST's healing kit is absolutely moronicly baloney strong which speaks volumes about how much the moronic parsetroony card minigame drags it down that despite of this no one wants to bother.
      >b-but it's something to do
      It's fricking busywork of the worst kind, with no fun or feedback to be found, it's fake fun parse trannies try to convince themselves they're having. Whoever shipped this piece of shit mechanic in Shadowbringers should've been fricking shot

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AST gets reworked every expansion, they have never learnt how to make the cards fun/useful

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was a bad idea to reference literally one character as a whole job

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like GNB and PICTO?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no, like astrologian specifically referencing orran durai and his ONE ability

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So.... like GNB and Picto?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no
              pictomancer may as well be original, relm is a shitty beastmaster clone
              astrologian references, again, orran durai, who is not job material
              gunbreaker references both seifer and squall who have limit breaks and unique weapon mechanics to draw from as well as dissidia appearances

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >astrologian references, again, orran durai, who is not job material
                which is why it also has time mage elements and and fortune telling as part of it's identity.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it has that because orran durai is not job material on his own but they didn't commit to coming up with an original idea like pictomancer later

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fortune Telling cards, timed heals, buff extensions are the original idea. We don't even know pictomancer mechanics so wtf are you talking about original idea

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                relm doesn't cast anything on her own. at all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her desperation attack, Star Prism.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that, at absolute best, puts pictomancer on par with astrologian for nothingburger inspirations

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which is fine. The "not job material inspired" complaint is nonsense that has nothing to do with the job design at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Orran Durai sucks ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no
            pictomancer may as well be original, relm is a shitty beastmaster clone
            astrologian references, again, orran durai, who is not job material
            gunbreaker references both seifer and squall who have limit breaks and unique weapon mechanics to draw from as well as dissidia appearances

            Shut up, by your logic AST is also based on Time Mage, and no matter the kit, Picto is based primarily on Relm, also, SGE and SAM vary from their classic iterations too, can't even throw money as one in XIV, but I am not gonna go autistic bout every detail, you clown.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              astrologian is based on time mage which is also why it gets brought up in hildibrand that time mage exists but is off limits. it absorbed time mage because there is really nothing to orran durai, he is a squire with a battlefield wide stop spell
              pictomancer is relm but relm's skillset has literally nothing to do with its appearance in fino fanto, otherwise it would probably just be a glamour set for beastmaster
              zeninage/gil toss/spare change is really variable for samurai, auron is supposed to be a samurai but he has to spec into rikku's sphere grid to get it for example, and there's precedence for the ronin look with tactics a2 and the parivir job
              sage is probably supposed to be psychic in function but sage in name, i personally wouldn't expect the classic tellah style sage to be in fino fanto as anything more than a reference

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >parivir
                I miss those guys, the BLM passive that lowered resistances + their magic sword attacks were fun

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Shut up, by your logic AST is also based on Time Mage
              It is, they even wear the classic star spangled cone hat in Ishgard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In fairness AST's story takes pains to say Ishgard's astrologians are super autistic, aren't mages, and think the only star that matters in the entire sky is the Dragonstar

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bring it back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Shut up, by your logic AST is also based on Time Mage
                It is, they even wear the classic star spangled cone hat in Ishgard.

                That was my whole point, anon was saying AST was based off only on one particular instance in FF without regarding how it is also based on Time Mage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >GNB
          There are three, secondary.
          And yes, the one that is just a sword that can turn into a gun has had influence on GNB skills.
          >Picto
          We have no idea what the overall kit is yet, so it could be a blend of Relm and other characters.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Secondary
            Calm down b***h, haven't played VIII in 12 years.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Most of AST's design was wholly original and not even based on Orran and a job doesn't need to be based on something totally fleshed out in another game. Scholar barely has anything to do with other versions of the job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AST was a mix of Orran and Time Mage, since it had skills like time dilation that could extend your buff and Hots timers.
        Heck, celestial Opposition used to stun (time stop) AND also extend your buff/hot timers.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the only similarities between 14's and tactics' ASTs are the job name and the name of the lb3.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it cant be a time mage if it doesnt cast haste

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >it cant be a time mage if it doesnt cast haste

            I mean, they could literally give you haste with Arrow and 3.X Spear that would reduce your ogcd cooldown.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But parsers wanted balance

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parsers just parses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was fun with Royal Road but balancetrannies shit their diapers over that.
      >NOOOOOOOOOOOO I PLAYED THE FORTUNE TELLER CLASS WITH RANDOM ELEMENTS AND I DIDN'T GET ENHANCED BALANCE IT'S FRICKING OVER THIS ISN'T FAIR THIS ISN'T RIGHT CHANGE IT CHANGE IT NOW AAAHHHHH MY FRICKING PARSE IS RUINED

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah they were fun before they turned AST into a balance dspenser. They've only felt bloaty in EW because they made draw and play separate buttons.

        Too scary for netflix healers, they need another WHM alt to do roulettes with.

        It was a class that gave random buffs, the worst idea SE had was that one of these increases your damage, so everyone wanted it. You then would have ASTs holding the entire raid hostage until they could give Balance to their SAM gf to get top parsers. Then they threw out that system that instead made every card give damage, but now you have to match three and then apply it. Otherwise it's just 2% instead of 3%. It's so fricking insubstantial, but SE has a long proud history of grabbing the wrong end of the entirely wrong stick then beat themselves over the head with it. The easy solution was just put the damage buff on one of the two minute cooldowns they love so fricking much, but they just can't help themselves and frick up something that worked just fine in 99% of the content. Now? We have no idea what they'll do with it, since it's a Healer job all signs point to "remove skills at random, add 10 potency somewhere, add a 2 minute cooldown at levle 100", and then, here is the clever part, when everyone at release tells you you fricked up and removed an integral part of that job (See Energy Drain on SCH for Shadowbringers) spend an entire month before begrugdling give it back.

        SE are bad at job design and they never improve.

        Correct

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they were fun before they turned AST into a balance dspenser. They've only felt bloaty in EW because they made draw and play separate buttons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The devs and players are too fretful about balance for a class based on random card draw to ever be fun. The pace of mmo gameplay rewards consistency and card draw runs counter to that. So you either:
      A:Make it weak at base performance and have the cards bring it up roguhly to par with other healers which still leaves it unreliable and thus a suboptimal choice
      Or B: Make it roughly as strong as the other healers and have the cards push it a little over the top, which would make the cards fun and enticing and leave the other healers shitting themselves over AST being op and crying to Yoshi till he nerfs them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ast was fun in 3.5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AST was fun from like 3.3~4.5.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stormblood really was the best version. Sleeve Draw felt great and earthly star is like the foundation of it's healing identity.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest X is better

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's wild watching this dude spam threads for hours on end

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will you fantasia to something else in DT? I can't see my WoL as anything else so won't be using it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already used the extra fanta I had to switch back to Elezen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you get another one with DT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. In the benchmark, my character looks good, so I'm fine and won't use the fantasia.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maybe i'll try Hroth. Not a furry though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Played as Thighlander since ARR and I'll be damned if I'll change for DT. Although Femelezen are looking really good...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This artist is a troony, can you gays at least pretend you aren't zoomers from fricking twitter?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a chad Elezen male since ARR and will never change.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying the new cats but the lack of headgear support and tail clipping will probably drive me back to Thighlander or Femroe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they have claws
        >but only on their racial gear
        absolutely fricking gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Characters talking to raceswapped WoL like nothing happened
      Even if I wanted to, I'm too autistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, i already made a loop back to my original character and the update was nice to him.
      Not even sure why I ever changed in the first place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been Hyur since ARR so not changing.
      I may make one of my retainers a Hrothgar babe in a bikini, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will probably try femhroth, see how i feel about them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't quit Xaela Au Ra after how many times the racial stats have saved me.

      The only thing I could switch to is Horth and I'm not doing that shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I already like the femroth I made way more than my current character, but to me my current character IS juanita fantasia so it'd just be too weird to see another protag

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too scary for netflix healers, they need another WHM alt to do roulettes with.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Too scary for netflix healers
      Real informed opinion secondary.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you can't play it your brain is small. If you just don't like playing it you're why healers have gotten so brutally homogenized every expansion.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >los words del copypasta
          What precisely makes AST scary?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The card system, having to aim for your three different seals and quickly change targets to apply them to the proper party member during the chaos of combat. And all their big heals being things you have to set up in advance.

            >starts babbling about a different class three expansions ago
            A secondary is someone who doesn’t play the game

            That's not what a secondary is, you stupid Black person. A secondary is someone who gets into a fandom because of some kind of side media, like people who got into Fate because of gachashit. Don't use words you don't understand, Pedro.
            >starts babbling about a different class three expansions ago
            Yes, it's relevant to the conversation because the same thing that's going to happen to AST already happened to SCH. Netflix healers cry that it's not WHM until it gets changed. I'm aware of this history because I, in fact, do play the game and have for a very long time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Netflix healers cry that it's not WHM until it gets changed
              They've done this every fricking expansion and they all still just play WHM. Not even SGE, the apotheosis of modern healer design is popular in comparison.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > That's not what a secondary is, you stupid Black person. A secondary is someone who gets into a fandom because of some kind of side media, like people who got into Fate because of gachashit. Don't use words you don't understand, Pedro.

              No you subhuman Hispanic, a secondary is someone who experiences a activity from
              SECONDARY SOURCES. Such as you shitting up these threads despite not playing the game, so the only thing you can come up with is moronic copypastas like AST is scary…. Because of cards… which is seperate from their healing kit. And no homosexual it doesn’t take any brains, it just takes a lot of spamming buttons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SECONDARY SOURCES
                So exactly what I said. Good job, Pedro. You're learning.
                >despite not playing the game
                Pic related.
                >so the only thing you can come up with is moronic copypastas like AST is scary…. Because of cards… which is seperate from their healing kit
                Yes, exactly like how SCH's damage kit was separate from their healing kit but netflix healers still cried about it being too scary to engage with. You have no idea what I'm talking about because you started playing the game in EW.
                >And no homosexual it doesn’t take any brains, it just takes a lot of spamming buttons.
                I didn't say it took brains, you illiterate Black person. I said it was scary for netflix healers, who have no brains and want to half-afk through their roulettes. Dumb motherfricker.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                “It est Lima scaridad! Chu don’t understand…. It is like los muertos to them! Let me tell you about another story, this one about f11….”
                There is nothing scary about drawing cards in roulettes, it’s just not fun with almost no payoff. Jesus christ you are mentally damaged, you can’t stop yourself from whining about scholar changes in completely unrelated topics because your crushing autism makes every single fricking conversation a script on wheels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There is nothing scary about drawing cards in roulettes
                Tell it to the netflix healers who cry about it. Are you somehow still under the impression that I'm the one who believes AST is scary, and not that I'm criticizing the morons who do and want it changed? AST is scary for them because it's not WHM, it's as simple as that. It has a mechanic other than 'press button get instant heal' and that's unacceptable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the truth and it's the same thing that killed SCH's uniqueness.
        >secondary
        Don't just use words at random and hope they mean something, endbryo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >starts babbling about a different class three expansions ago
          A secondary is someone who doesn’t play the game

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Yugiri the best wife in 7.0? I only just married this Lizard.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stupidly rng dependant for a lot of things.
    Card draw sometimes loves to only give you cyan cards with the same fricking astro symbol or whatever the sun/moon/star is called so often times your buff from that just murders your dps or occasional heal spam ability and not being able to buff your best dps as well.
    Add in minor arcana being an rng to heal or deal damage and the clunkiness of actually applying cards and you have a job with a giant effort for minor or sometimes negative gains.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you hate RNG then don't play the fortuneteller job. It's really just that simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't hate rng as is, but I do hate when I find myself massively underperforming because of constant bad rng

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a class that gave random buffs, the worst idea SE had was that one of these increases your damage, so everyone wanted it. You then would have ASTs holding the entire raid hostage until they could give Balance to their SAM gf to get top parsers. Then they threw out that system that instead made every card give damage, but now you have to match three and then apply it. Otherwise it's just 2% instead of 3%. It's so fricking insubstantial, but SE has a long proud history of grabbing the wrong end of the entirely wrong stick then beat themselves over the head with it. The easy solution was just put the damage buff on one of the two minute cooldowns they love so fricking much, but they just can't help themselves and frick up something that worked just fine in 99% of the content. Now? We have no idea what they'll do with it, since it's a Healer job all signs point to "remove skills at random, add 10 potency somewhere, add a 2 minute cooldown at levle 100", and then, here is the clever part, when everyone at release tells you you fricked up and removed an integral part of that job (See Energy Drain on SCH for Shadowbringers) spend an entire month before begrugdling give it back.

    SE are bad at job design and they never improve.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really can't think of very many jobs that have actually IMPROVED since Heavensward. Paladin maybe, but everything has just been on a steady decline with the only notable exception being Machinist because they fricked it up so bad in SB that almost anything would have been a straight improvement.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, I got hit on by another dude telling me my character is cute and that he loves me.
    Time to fanta into a guy, players are too weird, stop whispering random people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks that will make it better
      Fanta to a catboy for maximum comedy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never been flirted with
      wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        play a cute raen female. I got so many when I was playing that I fantad to a cat dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got headpat in a dungeon, but no flirting thank goodness

      is purple lalaf still here?

      Yea but I haven't had time to play recently due to moving.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000oiooo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe I'll fanta into a lala, still can get cute clothes and people wouldn't out themselves by saying weird shit about my character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't seem to find any of the lala enjoyers these days. Been a hot minute since somebody randomly gave me a headpat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Try being cuter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have been headpat twice in my entire 1500 hours of playtime on lalafell

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Grim

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post your lalafell, I’m kinda curious now at what a “mean looking lalafell” looks like.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              my SCH looks like this
              and my WAR has the dwarf armor and dwarf axe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, you don’t seem very pettable, sorry.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                fine by me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I play as the guy on the box with cowboy gear and nobody ever bothers me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nobody is interested in my thighlander
      PAIN

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's alright, /xivg/ claimed bunny boys were popular but my catboy got way more attention than my bunny boy. It fricking sucks, waiting to see how things pan out before fantaing either back to cat or midlander.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will still hit on you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Time to fanta to a guy
      What did you expect playing a female character? Are you moronic?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wanted my character to be a cool female protagonist in somewhat sexy armor, if you like my character and would have sex with it that's fine and understandable but if you message me please understand you are not hooking up with an anime girl, I'm a grown man like most other people playing female characters, its fricking weird.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're playing an MMO with real people, people do hook up in this game and they do connect. A lot of them do so by seeing your character is related to you.
          I personally don't understand playing a female character in a game where there's a choice, but you can't act surprised people think you're a chick if your character is sexy e.t.c.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is purple lalaf still here?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idc about cards outside of week 1 and ultimate prog since static environment is the only place where you can optimize cards usage since your teammates are guaranteed to have above room temperature iq. it's still fun to heal with earthly star and macrocosmos timings.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is scholar usable atm? How is the job compared to other healers? Haven't played in a long time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it plays exactly the same as the other ones. I think it's still 'meta' because SCHgays are just as big of crybabies as WARgays, there's just not as many of them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only uniqueness it had left after cards got gutted was being the mobile healer w/ short casts and then they just gave that to whm lmao.

        last time i touched the game was the start of endwalker and they made sch really boring, viable but not fun

        All healers are valid so just play whatever you like. Make your own opinion before sage mains come and mention how sage is just better scholar (we live rent free in their head).

        Thank you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only uniqueness it had left after cards got gutted was being the mobile healer w/ short casts and then they just gave that to whm lmao.

      last time i touched the game was the start of endwalker and they made sch really boring, viable but not fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All healers are valid so just play whatever you like. Make your own opinion before sage mains come and mention how sage is just better scholar (we live rent free in their head).

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Astro being reworked in XIV 7.0?
    It's ass to play on console, and during prog. Every card draw is 4+ buttons (draw, redraw, target party member, play, retarget boss), all off the global.

    My prediction: they're gonna put play on the GCD, and you target the boss with it that puts a debuff on the target and everything around it. This removes the oGCD bloat and gets rid of 2 button presses.
    Also, RNG healing via lord/lady cards sucks ass.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Astro is being deleted in 7.0, along with every atro main. Please god let it be good or so shit that I can finally drop this class.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was actually perfect in SB. If they had just maybe swapped some of the cards like arrow or maybe it so that arrow doesn't work on BLM/MNK then there wouldn't have been much of a problem. But the 15% (max 20%) of trannies who participated in ultimate and savage complained because they were standing around at the beginning of fights waiting for balance to land.

    So yeah, a fun job was basically changed so that a tiny portion of the player base could get a maybe few seconds quicker clear and a slightly 0.3% parse. Sweaty parsehomosexuals ruined this game, just like WoW was ruined from the same parsing/plugin culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So yeah, a fun job was basically changed so that a tiny portion of the player base could get a maybe few seconds quicker clear and a slightly 0.3% parse. Sweaty parsehomosexuals ruined this game
      A tale as old as time. It's a major contributing factor why raid focused MMOs suck.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a major contributing factor why raid focused MMOs suck.
        Aye. It's why I prefer sandbox survival games now like Valheim. The old school exploration/adventure feeling is still in them and reminds of older MMOs like EQ or classic FFXI. Especially if you go into it completely blind with friends and don't look up any guides.

        Modern MMOs are just rushing to endgame and participating in parsehomosexualry. Min/maxxing the fun out of games. No idea why since they are basically paying per month to be bored after they clear everything in record time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think we are past this already sadly, I moved on to single player open world games for exploration kino, online games just keep being streamlined.

          Also any new MMO just tend to suck because they not only remove the bad things but also QoL stuff like moderate fast travel, no regression, and the holy trinity, which makes the game actually bad, like new world at the beginning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of classes were insanely fun in SB, there were just a couple REALLY bad ones. But instead they decided to ruin most of the jobs because shitters complained.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot of classes were insanely fun in SB
        Tell me about it. DRK was literally perfect in SB. It's awful how bad it is now compared to how it used to play. It's insane looking back at what the jobs used to play like. They've really ruined a lot of the jobs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dark arts was fun, even though everyone memes on it. I miss a lot of SB jobs, except probably NIN. NIN was objectively awful to play in SB and got immensely better in ShB with its rework in 5.1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this site blame raiders for literally every problem this game has? You say they make up a tiny, insignificant portion of the playerbase and then turn around and say they have such a massive influence that everything going wrong with jobs/content is because of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Yoshida has cited them as the reason he no longer gives specific job changes during live letters anymore, and all the changes made cater only to that type of player.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does this site blame raiders for literally every problem this game has?
        Because the cards were changed because they complained about fishing for balance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > Why does this site blame raiders

        Good news anon, you stick around in this thread, you’ll see a moronic autist who blames “casuals” for everything, except he defines “casuals” as “people who raid, but not my secret club of raiders”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Yoshida can do no wrong so when a moronic design decision goes through it's obviously because of the big bad raiders cabal that's pulling the strings in the shadows.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But designing jobs to cater to balancetrannies is exactly what he's done wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who should they balance for then? Serious question, not trying to be argumentative. Your average duty roulette player hardly even makes use of all their jobs abilities so they wouldn't care if an ability is changed to make it more consistent for raiders. And I don't think they change it purely for raiders either. Reducing RNG and making jobs consistent helps them with designing encounters as well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think they should balance for savage and ultimate but give those content modes their own isolated balancing that doesn't afflict the rest of the game. For the rest of the game just make jobs cool, fun, and unique over making them "fair".

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Reducing RNG and making jobs consistent helps them with designing encounters as well.
              This attitude is currently why all the jobs are garbage. Changing every from fun to homogenised and boring, all in the sake of balance. Dude, if you want it to be like that, just make all PvE abilities the same as PvP. All combos are just 1 button. It makes even more sense because that way it's even harder to frick up in the sake of balance, right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't wait for the gambler job to have no gambling whatsoever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this site blames "le limsa AFKer modbeast" boogeyman more than anything

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You say they make up a tiny, insignificant portion of the playerbase and then turn around and say they have such a massive influence that everything going wrong with jobs/content is because of them.

        Yes, stupid, this is literally the problem. They are a tiny insignificant group and the devs are still balancing jobs/content around them. It's an incongruence that shouldn't exist.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cool it with the antisemitism goy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they are balancing around the people actually doing things and this is bad!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Again, who should they balance for? The average player doesn't care how jobs play. You think the duty roulette NIN who still uses Doton on single targets or the single pulling PLD who spams clemency at 80% is aware of how the job is being balanced for raiders? How is the majority of the playerbase suffering from this balancing philosophy?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does this site blame raiders for literally every problem this game has?
        How do I know you're new here?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Meanwhile in xiv everything became designed for people not even looking at their screen and interesting fights only happen once every year
          moronic image

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why does this site blame raiders for literally every problem this game has?
            How do I know you're new here?

            What's the point of making interesting hard content if people will just cheat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's the point of playing a game if people somewhere cheat?
              Sinply don't cheat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is the point of making anything when 95% of the playerbase just play for the story or afk or erp in arr cities?
              Stop releasing content, only a small minority do them! And they all cheat (according to my own ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Stop releasing content, only a small minority do them!
                The game would be fine if they unironically stopped making battle content and just focused on glam related stuff. Like look how many people are still subbed and ERPing or going to clubs, despite the game having no content updates for months and months.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It gets at its most depressing when you actually look at single-player games' content engagement stats. Most players not even reaching the end of the game. An absolutely minute percentage engaging with hidden/side/optional content.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no it hasnt lmao act normal

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is literally impossible to wipe in ew normal content, this game panders wwwaaay harder to people who hate playing the game than raiders

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                who cares about msq shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats all you fricking do

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                msq shit has never been difficult 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. Would have been filtered by both steps of faith before the 10 nerfs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol
                lmao
                (also learn how to t. post you dumb ape)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you shadowbaby

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >calls others shitters who would wipe to normal content at any point
                >doesn't even know how to t. post
                LULLLLLLLL

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one is wiping to normal content anymore, not since HW, that's my problem, moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not since HW
                so your alleged glory days are literally the base game
                always with you joggers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker is shit at the game and whines because of sour grapes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average age for MMOs is high if you aren’t a newbie you know Compgays ruin every game but especially MMOs. Tigole legit killed 3 separate games with his rampant homosexualry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          The problem with implementing build variety and player options in the same way that say, a tabletop RPG does, is that in a tabletop RPG you have a DM to moderate on the fly.
          In a live service multiplayer game you can't do that, it's translated into the slower balance adjustments in patches, nerfs/buffs, that never result in balance and always in a "meta" which always becomes mandatory.

          A part of me actually wants an MMO where the devs just don't give a shit about balance, all builds at their core can clear the content but cheese builds are possible where you just delete stuff just like in single-player games.
          And then they can make some optional, absolutely moronic overtuned bosses that players could only beat with some deranged theorycrafted builds.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you see that would be fun, so it’s completely antithetical to how ffxiv and all the other wow clones are designed

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know it would be fun for me, but I really wouldn't be able to say if a game like that is viable at all.
              MMO design pitfalls always result from a vicious cycle between devs and player demands.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what was old summoner like before they simplified it and was it different enough for SE to just bring it back but as a different job (pictomancer maybe?)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In ARR and HW it was a pure DoT mage with turret pets, Garuda could reset DoT timers.
      In SB it was still a DoT mage but the pets became more complicated and it got Bahamut.
      In ShB it lost a bunch of DoTs and became more Bahamut focused.
      They could easily bring back the DoT playstyle as Necromancer or something.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. I hated SMN being a DoT mage but that wasn't because it was a DoT mage. It's just not what SMN is about, and trances/single hit summons like EW is much better for the job, even if it's simple now. They just have to work on giving them some more to do, now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was basically a WoW Warlock. You just put up DoTs on the target and sometimes get your moronic nugget pet to slap them too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was affliction warlock from WoW
      >3-4 different DoTs
      >Each DoT has a different timer
      >when DoTs did not need upkeep, you spam ruin spells for filler
      >Summons restricted to Egis
      >Egis had an auto attack and 3 skills
      >Enkindle would command them to do mini-versions of the primal ultimate attacks on a long cooldown
      >2 different buffs to make your pet auto attack harder
      >Aetherflow on a one minute CD
      >gave you 3 charges for Bane, Fester, Painflare
      >Bane spread your main DoTs to enemies
      >Fester was single target skill that did more damage if you had your 3 main DoTs on the enemy
      >Painflare was just for AoE after you used Bane
      >used 3 charges to go into Bahablast Trance
      >Bahablast mode gave you minor damage increase and made your ruin spam better
      >Bahablast mode gave you Akhmorn to cast at any time
      >casting it ended bahablast mode
      >After refilling Bajablast, instead of trancing you just summoned bahamut
      >bajamutt could cast Ahkmorn twice while he was out
      >ShB turned your 3rd refill into pheonix, who functioned the same as bahamut but gave your party a shitty regen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was down to two dots once it got Bahamut iirc so the dotmage identiy was really an ARR/HW thing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They got Bahamut in HW.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stormblood still had three applied DoTs and Shadowflare as a targeted ground DoT. ShB is when it got reduced to two DoTs and then Tri-Disaster also applied Ruination (increased Ruin damage).

          They got Bahamut in HW.

          Bahamut was Stormblood. HW added Dreadwyrm Trance.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What other dots was it in Stormblood?
            Ruination was from Stormblood not ShB and Tri-disaster applied that and Bio/Miasma. Shadowflare was a cooldown, not a dot you managed the whole fight.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >What other dots was it in Stormblood?
              I thought we still had Bio, Bio II, and Miasma in SB. You're right. That's weird because I didn't play SMN until SB but I have memories of applying three DoTs.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have to ruin it like they ruined Summoner.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how do raids work, is there time between when the expansion is release and when the new high end raids are available? I don't want to rush the new MSQ...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normal raids are two weeks after launch, and then savage raids are two weeks after that.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoy playing a big buff cat as a MRD
    >Great animations, somewhat looks moronic during cutscenes tho
    >Glamor looks great, just a big lion warrior weilding an axe
    >Everyone assumes im a gay furry
    >Can't get any respect from people
    life is suffering

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hrothgar look like fricking cartoons dude, you're playing the gay fursuit race.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Roes animations are off and they look fricking ugly, whats the alternative?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          highlander

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Highlander is the only option for muscled chad that isn't gay or moronic. But you have to deal with having no eyebrows. Still better than a furry or a big goofy ogre

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if they bring the randomness back to card effects but make none of them damage buffs? I want a different Astrodyne mechanic but let's say it stays the same.

    Balance/Bole = AoE damage reduction

    Ewer/Arrow = AoE extend duration of your existing buffs

    Spear/Spire = AoE movement speed + HoT

    not perfect effects but just general ideas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i just want the buff exentsion back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Balance: Reflects a portion of damage taken (bringing balance) works like Ifrit's old shield ability worked
      >Bole: Damage reduction
      >Arrow: Movement speed (Oschon the Wanderer)
      >Ewer: Allows movement while casting and/or MP restoral
      >Spear: AoE True North
      >Spire: Extend buff duration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spear: AoE True North
        They're removing positionals in DT.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They're removing positionals in DT.
          No they're not moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish this was true, positionals are so fricking stupid watching my guy ice skate around the boss like a fricktard

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ewer/Arrow
      That is gonna be the card everyone wants dipshit, they cannot be damage buffs. So this would have to be stuck with already played cards.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They shouldn't/won't because fights need to be designed so that WHM can complete them also. Giving AST rng damage reduction would feel so pointless as you can't rely on it, extra rng healing is stupid for the same reason.
      It needs to be entirely self driven and then just increase the complexity. Make the cards function on dealing damage and interact with each other - this way all content down to the lowest roulettes, we finally get a healer that has some actual complex rotation to it, while keeping it simple enough that it doesn't completely overload ultimate players.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that makes parsetrannies seethe though and all job changes are made for them even though parsing is supposed to be instab&

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It needs to be entirely self driven and then just increase the complexity. Make the cards function on dealing damage and interact with each other - this way all content down to the lowest roulettes
        This is literally astrodyne and why it is such garbage. Buffing yourself feels fricking worthless and I see no reality where cards all become damage skills and AST has a damage rotation built around it, literally every other healer is more likely to get something like that over the one who's entire identity is buffing allies.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they ruined it in ShB.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i liked being a DoTs mage actually

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      finally my favorite game can be a comfy obscure MMORPG and not appeal to everyone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No its not

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grim.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they remove Freecure?
    I'm tired of doing roulettes with WHMs who do nothing but fish for Freecure procs.
    ARR teaches you how to play the fricking game wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. They'll never merge cure 1/2 and the ast equivalent either.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my gooooddddddd I have to stand around for 10 minutes at the start of every fight waiting to royal road balance. this game sucks so much!!!
    Raiders about AST back in SB. Literal morons

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some homosexual last thread was saying how the archbishop for heavensward wasn't evil and was just tempered
    >Do the magic dps role quest
    >Turns out he was researching primals all along probably with the help of the ascians
    Why do shitposters in these threads lie so easily to try and start arguments. What do they gain from it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None of that information conflicts with the fact that he was tempered. Are you stupid? Obviously he was learning how to summon a primal before he summoned a primal. He was aiming to summon a primal so he could end the war, and then fricked himself up by summoning it into his soul without the Echo to protect him. Moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's here
        Who tempered him? when was he tempered?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Who tempered him?
          The primal he summoned, King Thordan.
          >when was he tempered?
          When he summoned the primal King Thordan directly into his soul.
          Where's the confusion here? Are you actually this dumb?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He tried having aymeric killed before he summoned the primal so yes he is still evil, and he was going to kill aymeric simply for revealing that the high houses and the lowborn shared the same blood.
            So no, he was always evil. Next.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Obviously he was learning how to summon a primal before he summoned a primal.
        Yeah people want to summon primals for totally innocent reasons.
        Also he still had aymeric jailed and was gonna have him killed for heresy, this was before he summoned a primal.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah people want to summon primals for totally innocent reasons.
          They frequently do. Ifrit was first summoned because the Amalj'aa saw the fall of Ala Mhigo and feared they would be next. The same with Garuda. Ramuh was summoned for self defense after the XIVth attacked the Sylphlands and killed an entire generation of podlings.
          >Also he still had aymeric jailed and was gonna have him killed for heresy, this was before he summoned a primal.
          Wrong.

          He tried having aymeric killed before he summoned the primal so yes he is still evil, and he was going to kill aymeric simply for revealing that the high houses and the lowborn shared the same blood.
          So no, he was always evil. Next.

          >He tried having aymeric killed before he summoned the primal
          No, he first summoned the primal before Heavensward even began. Ser Vaindreau was witness to a summoning and was killed by Charibert for being against it, and that happened before we ever set foot in Ishgard. Zephirin was his replacement as Archimandrite.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No, he first summoned the primal before Heavensward even began.
            No he didn't, you're just lying, all he heard was him talking with the paragon, he had not summoned King Thordan yet you shitposting homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, he did. That's why Nidhogg sounded the dragonsong. You can also see for yourself that Thordan had already been summoned by simply playing through the Vault. The Knights of the Round are all one single primal and the Heavens' Ward were already Knights of the Round. You don't know the lore as well as you'd like, so sit down and shut the frick up and ask questions instead of asserting your stupid fricking WoWBlack person understanding of things.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, he did.
                No he didn't, nowhere does it confirm a summoning, Vaindreau HEARD him talking and thought he was praying and then stepped closer and heard another voice, the ascian.
                He heard them talking ABOUT summoning a primal which goes against the church which is why he confronted him.
                If he had seen King Thordan as a primal he would've been tempered, you're so fricking stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No he didn't, nowhere does it confirm a summoning, Vaindreau HEARD him talking and thought he was praying and then stepped closer and heard another voice, the ascian.
                Yes, I misremembered that story. He didn't witness the summoning himself. The fact remains that Thordan DID summon the primal before Heavensward began. The summoning at Azys Lla was not the first summoning.
                The summoning is literally the reason Nidhogg sounded the dragonsong, because he knew he was in danger.
                And again, Thordan and the KotR are all one primal. That's the reason in the magic role quest that the attempted resummoning of Thordan accidentally jams all thirteen knights into one body. And even if you go by the old retconned blog lore about the Knights simply being "blessed" by King Thordan, that still requires that he was already summoned in order to bless them.
                Thordan was tempered. Just take the loss gracefully instead of acting like a subhuman Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, I misremembered that story
                Yes because you're an idiot shitposter that doesn't play the game, you didn't "misremember" you made it up. I don't even understand how you fricked that up. If your line of logic is that thordan was tempered after summoning....himself, how would he not temper some random as frick knight during a summoning.
                Stupid bastard.
                >The fact remains that Thordan DID summon the primal before Heavensward began.
                That doesn't change that there's no evidence he summoned it while he did all of the other horrible shit he did like having Vaindreau, the rest of your post is just baseless headcanon, why would he be talking to the ascian in depth about summoning if he knew how to summon already? stop making up fanfiction in your head stupid homosexual.

                You don't play the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >having Vaindreau killed
                Anyway dumb shitposting homosexual is a dumbshitposting homosexual that doesn't play the game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva. People can morb into primals without being tempered

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that would've been too easy and he would've hand waved it away.
                His logic is moronic, I knew he was full of shit when he mentioned Vaindreau the thread before, I just wanted to see if he would double down again or admit he was lying.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes because you're an idiot shitposter that doesn't play the game
                Subhuman Black person, get a new line. You're the one who's only just now doing the fricking magic role quest.
                >you didn't "misremember" you made it up. I don't even understand how you fricked that up
                I read that story when it was first posted, a long, long time ago. Before a laptop that could run the game ever fell off a truck into your shithole dirt village.
                >If your line of logic is that thordan was tempered after summoning....himself
                It's funny that you're implying this line of logic is wrong, because it reveals that you not only haven't done the MSQ where Hraesvelgr explicitly tells Ysayle that her soul is corrupted even with the Echo to protect her, but that you also haven't done Bozja. And you're accusing me of not playing the game?
                >That doesn't change that there's no evidence he summoned it while he did all of the other horrible shit he did like having Vaindreau
                Having Vaindreau killed to secure the means by which he intends to end the war is a reasonable move to make.
                >You don't play the game.
                I can tell you're a Black person because you have this telltale quirk of repeating the same thing over and over when you have no other point to make. Black folk always do this when they get in an argument.

                NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva. People can morb into primals without being tempered

                Ysayle had the Echo, and even then she still stained her soul to the point that she remains Shiva after her death. This is brought up in Bozja too, where Misija cites Ysayle as the reason she needs Mikoto's Echo to play host to Gunnhildr.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mad homosexual is mad, maybe try actually playing the game before you shitpost, seething trancer homosexual.
                Dumb pajeet said that thordan "tempered" himself and then goes on to say some random knight saw him and didn't get tempered.
                Does Vaindreau have the Echo now? you gonna add that to your fricking headcanon you pajeet shitposter.
                >I-I-I-I JUST NO REMEMBER BUT I ACT LIKE EVERYTHING I SAY IS FACT
                No you're just a lying homosexual shitposter who got caught, lying. Stick to spamming SE fiscal year charts or something, disingenuous ultra homosexual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Mad homosexual is mad, maybe try actually playing the game before you shitpost
                You haven't even done all your role quests and you're here trying to talk about lore like you know a fricking thing. You haven't even done Bozja. You even forgot HW and EW already showing that Ysayle's soul was corrupted by her summoning of Shiva. You know nothing because you've played the game for a month tops.
                >Does Vaindreau have the Echo now?
                We've already moved past this point you stupid Black person. I already admitted I remembered that story incorrectly and that Vaindreau did not witness a summoning.
                >trancer
                Oh I see, so you're switching to 'I was just pretending to be moronic'.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Mad homosexual is mad, maybe try actually playing the game before you shitpost
                You haven't even done all your role quests and you're here trying to talk about lore like you know a fricking thing. You haven't even done Bozja. You even forgot HW and EW already showing that Ysayle's soul was corrupted by her summoning of Shiva. You know nothing because you've played the game for a month tops.
                >Does Vaindreau have the Echo now?
                We've already moved past this point you stupid Black person. I already admitted I remembered that story incorrectly and that Vaindreau did not witness a summoning.
                >trancer
                Oh I see, so you're switching to 'I was just pretending to be moronic'.

                >Yes, I misremembered that story
                Yes because you're an idiot shitposter that doesn't play the game, you didn't "misremember" you made it up. I don't even understand how you fricked that up. If your line of logic is that thordan was tempered after summoning....himself, how would he not temper some random as frick knight during a summoning.
                Stupid bastard.
                >The fact remains that Thordan DID summon the primal before Heavensward began.
                That doesn't change that there's no evidence he summoned it while he did all of the other horrible shit he did like having Vaindreau, the rest of your post is just baseless headcanon, why would he be talking to the ascian in depth about summoning if he knew how to summon already? stop making up fanfiction in your head stupid homosexual.

                You don't play the game.

                Oh shit is that my boy bazztek, aka barry, aka the psychopathtic simian, aka XV-kun?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Bazztek famously gives a shit about XIV lore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah bazza pretends to play the game all the time. Are you a newbie or something?

                >Also I never mentioned Ysayle schizophrenic trancer. [...] [...]
                >NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva.
                >Yeah but that would've been too easy and he would've hand waved it away.
                Your assertion here is that you think Thordan was totally safe from summoning a primal into his soul because you also think Ysayle was safe.

                Bazza why do you keep making flopspoken threads?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Bazza why do you keep making flopspoken threads?

                Thordan was tempered. You were wrong. Now you just want to derail the thread because you embarrassed yourself.
                Quick question: Do the Heavens' Ward transform into their primal forms during the Vault, or no?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, Bazztek famously gives a shit about XIV lore.

                barry won

                Barry when will you realize you can absolutely never fool anyone with how you type? it's so obvious, now why do you spam flopspoken threads bazza.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bazztek's writing style is completely incoherent, shitposter-kun. He uses rambling run-on sentences and copypasted lines of text, kinda like what you were doing earlier when you had no argument except to spam
                >YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME TRANCER JEET
                >YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME
                >YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME
                >YOU DON'T PLAY THE GAME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                For real, what went so wrong with your life that you think it's sort of sane or rational to spend 11 fricking years of your life obsessed with XIV. No one cares that you are mad people tell you to stop shitposting. No one cares about your attempts to "flame bait". People just want you gone because you make threads unusable barry.
                Why do you spam flopspoken threads Bazza?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post your /playtime, Pedro.
                You don't even know who Barry is. You have no idea what he types like, you don't even know that he hardly gives a shit about XIV and only hates it on the side because of Yoshi-P. And that hatred only began after XVI was announced, certainly not 11 years ago.
                Why can't you just admit you were wrong about Thordan? Is it because you're a low IQ Black person with an inflated ego?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do shitposters in these threads lie so easily to try and start arguments.
      They don't actually play the game so they don't know what to talk about so instead they trigger loregays in these threads or oldgays by just stating factually wrong things and then doubling down.
      See 2.0 trance.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would only allowing Draw to only be executed whilst in combat have fixed things? It seems less likely that an AST would force a wipe after everyone started their openers in PF.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It seems less likely that an AST would force a wipe after everyone started their openers in PF.
      Balancetrannies did that regularly, they would routinely jump into death walls if they got bad pulls.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's even more reason not to change it. Parsegays deserve their self inflicted misery.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fix what? The moronic rng ast have to deal with already only work in combat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What they should do is make Draw have no cooldown outside of combat so that AST stops needing a 21s countdown.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moogle event
    >old shit everyone already has again for the third time
    >not a single dragon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus frick just do the ShB ex fights don't deprive yourself of stuff to do

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not familiar with ffxiv
    >familiar with ffxi
    >see cards
    >lookup what Astro does
    >not Corsair
    >close tab

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    feels so good to see have insta-pop queues with ivalice raids

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their abilities are a mess, there is so many superfluous abilities that just clutter your action bar with meaningless crap that nobody even really notices if you use or not

    i can concede that i'm not a healer who has thousands of hours of experience healing in the game, but i genuinely have no idea why this ability exists or what practical use it could possibly have outside of just using another AOE heal, there are 4 other options for AOE healing

    why is this shit on my bars?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Horoscope is great, what are you even on about?
      You can either use it as a free baby heal or do the Helios version if heavy damage is coming. Star and Horoscope can deal with plenty mechs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but if you're already healing the group with helios, why do you care about pressing another button to set up another 400 potency heal underneath it? why not just make it a passive effect where horoscope is applied after you use helios? theres so many stupid buttons that could easily be weaved in as passive effects, but i guess that goes for every job in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Helios Horoscope after Aionopyr to heal the raid, pop Horoscope after a couple bleed ticks to not double GCD
          >Pop Horoscope during Harrowing because the mech fricking hurts
          It also helps if the party has to spread and will be out of heal range.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because horoscope buff is ready fo 30 more seconds so you do a free 400 potency heal later, you said u were a novice healer but you are a bit slow too lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      400 heal potency is a lot, its a sage ixochole or sch indom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has infinite range once primed and can be kept for up to 30 seconds. You could pop it with an aspected helios, have all your party member spread to the corners of the arena, and they'd all get the 400p heal whenever you want within the next 30 seconds. It shares that trait with macrocosmos, AST can basically full heal a whole party from any position with precise timing as long as they were close at some point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You use it on ahk morn like attacks or when many instances of damage come quickly
      >Use horo
      >heal
      >now have a bonus heal for next damage or to help top up
      These abilities aren't the issue, the card system is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Astro keeps Horoscope, Earthly Star and Synastry. They are the most soulful skills AST has left.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can anyone explain VFX editor in dumbshits terms? Really I'm just trying to edit/or add stuff to PERSISTENT VFX. As in add SMN LB Teraflare wings to "summon bahamut" and the teraflare wings stay up until bahamut goes away. Or shit like changing DRK's Darkside aura to something else. I know how to change skills and add vfx. But I'm just not seeing how I can make a VFX persist.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much in my inv worth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cassie earring is like 20M?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give SCH a way to dump this gauge into a strong shield. Please just give us something other than Aetherpact and the "look at how fast I can walk out of this AoE" skill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more oGCDs? they should just remove the gauge at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make fairy skills centered on scholar
      >make graphic use whatever fairy you don't have set
      >make gauge fill on fairy auto
      >make excog, indom, lustrate, and blessing cost gauge
      >make soil a basic cd
      >delete aetherflow
      They won't.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Suggested changese for Warrior in Dawntrail, from a warrior main:
    level 91: Using Fell Cleave grants Storms Path
    level 93: Increased Fell Cleave potency
    level 95: Fell Cleave now heals for 100% of damage inflicted
    level 97: Increased Fell Cleave potency
    level 99: Fell Cleave now generates beast gauge instead of costing it

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss giving Monks Enhanced Arrow.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play summoner because summoners are cool and it was my favourite job in FFXI, but actually playing summoner in FFXIV is extremely boring compared to black mage, which is my favourite job.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to play summoner because summoners are cool and it was my favourite job in FFXI,
      that's because in XI you actually summon things.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's because XI was a good game

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >beat up Amon
    >beat up Hermes
    >beat up Zodiark
    >beat up Amon again

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking scared for what they're going to do to this class bros.
    I feel for AST/DRG bros too but frick these devs have no idea what the frick to do with this thing, even minor positive changes are probably beyond their abilities.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't worry, they're just going to give all the healer classes the same new abilities with slightly different flavoring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't mind if AST became a "Phase" healer, cycling through Sun and Moon with each Astrodyne and amplifying certain spells
      Would have to make the "Moon" phase not shield-related though
      I dunno man, I've mained AST since its release and I feel the same way you do on it - that they're just gonna trash it up even more because morons cannot into Lightspeed weaves at a minimum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The phase rotation would fit comfortably into the 2 min meta

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played XIV with the original astrologian and it was incredibly fun. When they changed it so that cards don't have distinct buffs, I fricking hated it and couldn't play it anymore. Some morons had the gall to tell me "hur hur but its better you get higher DPS"
    I don't give a frick. Make the class fun to play

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >causing Machinists to have meltdowns because you gave them a boosted Spear
      >causing Monks to fricking die on the spot because you gave them a boosted Arrow
      >tank gets a Bole and you can go take a nap
      I miss that moronic shit.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moonie sex

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lobotomizing all healers was a mistake. i dont blame raiders or casuals because raiders will always play whatevers meta within their own groups, and casuals play whatever they find fun. i blame the moronic "midcore" white mages that cried in SB so hard that every healer became as braindead as white mage within one expansion. instead of doing something fun and unique with white mage they just made the other two healers moronic. instead of sage doing some crazy dps shit to heal, its just scholar with training wheels. yoship should be forced to play healer for an expansion to see how awful it is and force a change.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've said this many times, but it wasn't SB
      The game was ruined because of midcore and Ionlyplay1job gays playing PLD and WHM in HW, who either refused to switch to something better, because, for whatever fricking reason they joined a ~~*hardcore*~~ group who was actually shitters pretending to be good and blindly following the meta or whined their job was under performing (but could still clear with it anyway)
      Casuals are morons and don't know shit
      Hardcore raiders have no job loyalty and will play whatever is currently meta
      ~~*Midcore)) will whine their job is choice is slightly than another

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've said this many times, but it wasn't SB
      The game was ruined because of midcore and Ionlyplay1job gays playing PLD and WHM in HW, who either refused to switch to something better, because, for whatever fricking reason they joined a ~~*hardcore*~~ group who was actually shitters pretending to be good and blindly following the meta or whined their job was under performing (but could still clear with it anyway)
      Casuals are morons and don't know shit
      Hardcore raiders have no job loyalty and will play whatever is currently meta
      ~~*Midcore)) will whine their job is choice is slightly than another

      Absolutely NOTHING can stop scholar schizo from delivering his entire whiny speech in every thread, no matter how unrelated it is to the subject at hand. Frick cleric stance, it’s not coming back, the whm-Jews rule the world and you are a worthless goy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Braindead whm thinks the problem with healers is the removal of cleric stance, something that originally belonged to whm anyway

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quiet schgoy or I’ll have my servant yoshida take away your last remaining dot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like DT hasn't already done that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cleric stance being removed was an absolute downgrade for healer as a role.
          This is undeniable fact.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was a meme ability that only made bad healers even worse, sb sch was better than hw sch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you're just a shitter.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It made good healers better and gave them something fun to do during downtime and didn't exist for bad healers because they didn't touch it. But hey you called it a meme so why bother presenting an argument?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Re-adding cleric stance would effectively limit most healer parse autism to a short burst that they could trade off each 2 minute burst. This would take the brunt of 'hardcore gamers' actually trying to achieve >healer parses

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Re-adding cleric stance would just make the 1 parse troony of the group never heal just like they never did in hw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the 1 parse troony
                >singular
                Blessed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If the group clears that way then why do you give a shit? You can be the heal b***h since you prefer that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                how about they remove a healer slot and replace it with a dps slot if our autistic scholar wants to DPS so fricking bad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about they just allow jobs to have specialties and instead of throwing a fit about how one job functions in a way you don't like you just don't play it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jobs do have specialties. yours is healing. your icon is green. not red

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SCH's specialty was personally focusing on damage while using their fairy to manage healing. That's what was fun about it. Why are you so angry about that? Why don't you just play WHM? Why does every job need to be identical to the one you like?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the problem with SCH was its players were ignoring the green-red hybrid thing and focusing on the red while enjoying green queue times.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah the problem with SCH was its players were ignoring the green-red hybrid thing and focusing on the red
                This is wrong, you're giving away the fact that you weren't even there you dumb WoWBlack person endbryo. The only two spells Cleric Stance lowered on SCH were Adloquium and Succor, and it was very easy to switch off Cleric Stance when shields were needed. Lustrate was SCH's primary heal and did fixed healing so it wasn't lowered by Cleric Stance, and neither was their fairy. In no way did managing DoTs keep anyone from pressing Whispering Dawn.

                [...]
                Because the other healer gets a scarlet letter on their clear because of it.

                >parseBlack persony
                And there it is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you dumb WoWBlack person endbryo.
                Come on, dude, Cleric Stance was already gone in Stormblood. It's over. It's been over for most of a decade. You can't call anybody that disagrees with you a newbie. You're a manchild calling yourself an oldgay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You can't call anybody that disagrees with you a newbie.
                I can when they're just trying to formulate a bullshit argument based on a half-understanding of the situation and filling in the blanks purely from their imagination. Cleric Stance didn't keep SCH from healing. But hey, we both know facts never stopped you from flinging shit, homestuck.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cleric Stance didn't keep SCH from healing.
                >homestuck.
                We are reaching critical non-argument levels and critical Everybody One Person levels.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cleric Stance didn't keep SCH from healing.
                It literally didn't, and it's already been explained to you exactly how and why that was the case. Cleric Stance didn't lower the output of Lustrate or fairy skills.
                >We are reaching critical non-argument levels and critical Everybody One Person levels.
                And yet you know exactly who I'm referring to.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >And yet you know exactly who I'm referring to.
                When you identify yourself as Guy Obsessed With "Homestuck" yeah it's easy to know who you're referring to. You are an alarmingly high number of that comic's mentions in the archives.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do the line about how you're annoyed at the racial stereotype chart because of the mention of trannies in the Viera column.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do the line where you're not one person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a racism chart? By all means, please continue

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he does have a point, why does it seethe harder about troony vieras than the bara furries right next to it. this seems edited

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He doesn't have a point and there's no seething, it just points out that Vieras are trannies just like Hrothgars are furgays.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have eyes, it dwells more on viera being trannies than hrothgar does on being furries. hrothgar get one line calling them furries and leaves it at that. viera has two lines calling them trannies both directly and indirectly and if you're a /vg/ mouthbreather you can read "fantasia'd from au ra" as a third line. somebody edited that first block of text on type a. it's out of sync with everything else in there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if you actually think you're being subtle. It wouldn't surprise me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man loses argument and runs crying to his screencap collage. sad!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >troony melts down because he gets caught repeating the same things over and over again instead of just filtering the image that supposedly annoys him

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                man thinks only one person notices he seethed about trannies in a chart with previous versions that only got as mean as taking a swing at kaiyoko star and complaining all miqo'te have penises. sad!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but you lost.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cleric Stance didn't keep SCH from healing

                it didn't though. Lustrate healed for a flat 25% of max HP and fairy abilities weren't impacted by Cleric Stance. Still had Sacred Soil too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're arguing with the guy who seethes at the golbez armor posts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Cleric Stance didn't keep SCH from healing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's correct, endbryo. It did not. Cleric Stance wasn't a flat healing output decrease on all skills, it simply swapped MND and INT stats. Lustrate was unaffected by this because it did fixed healing, and fairy skills were unaffected because Cleric Stance did not apply to the fairy.
                Get the frick out of my game, WoWBlack person tumor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lustrate did fixed healing, which was total bullshit and let them ignore Cleric Stance's drawbacks, which he will call glorious game design and everybody else will call bullshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bad game design is when skills synergize with each other

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >good game design is when my class has only positives and no negatives compared to other classes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SCH did have negatives. It had no on-demand AoE heals.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly not enough negative given its current state

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a single target heal that requied aetherflow charges, you couldn't just spam it. SCH also had zero AoE healing outside of Succor (which couldn't be emergency tactic'd yet) and Whispering Dawn. It was meant to synergize with WHM which was the only ther healer at the time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only two spells Cleric Stance lowered on SCH were Adloquium and Succor, and it was very easy to switch off Cleric Stance when shields were needed
                Meanwhile in real life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                After Shadowbringers all of these Scholar mains started wandering the countryside like ronin, waiting for the day where they could again leech off of Conjurer and Thaumaturge's cross-class skills and once again be the objectively best healer in competent hands. Some say their mortarboards still quiver with the agony of a million parses, all vanishing in one deafeningly silent shriek.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                endbryos always out themselves by not knowing that SCH was considered the "DPS healer" by the community because they could bypass Cleric Stance with Lustrate and Fairy abilites. It wasn't until HW that Lustrate because a normal heal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quit talking to yourself you fricking jabroni idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no, one guy plays harder into the one note dps style while the other guy is actually doing healing more than dps.
                How awful.

                Because the other healer gets a scarlet letter on their clear because of it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >scarlet letter
                Parses are gay and are not an indicator of skill

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed. But good luck trying to find a static without caring a little.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, sure would suck if i didn't have a lot of acquaintances to where I could ask around and get pointed towards groups.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh no, one guy plays harder into the one note dps style while the other guy is actually doing healing more than dps.
                How awful.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But would it make the jobs more fun? Yes or no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cleric Stance was crossclassable on SCH.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >extremely common complaint for years that made pretty much every SCH main drop the job on ShB launch suddenly becomes a one guy schizo once WoWBlack folk flood into the game and need to defend their new religion with that trademark blizzdrone psychosis

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >scholar schizo
        >tons of disgruntled healers sick of pressing 2111111111111 are actually all one person

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Rival Wings active?
    t. unsubbed

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please let Viper be interesting and not some generic fricking puddle of wankslime.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The VFX already seem really dull to me from the reveal and the benchmark. RPR looked way more interesting in that department.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll be reaper 2 or nu-smn 2 and you'll enjoy it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      viper wont be like the average thread poster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you like doing a 1-2-3 combo to build a bar and then spend it!

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITS RIVAL WINGS SEASON VROS

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Collective Unconscious, make the regen instant pop the same size as the mitigation instant pop

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weak bait, come back with a stronger one. Otherwise no more replies.
    Also I never mentioned Ysayle schizophrenic trancer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also I never mentioned Ysayle schizophrenic trancer.

      NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva. People can morb into primals without being tempered

      Yeah but that would've been too easy and he would've hand waved it away.


      His logic is moronic, I knew he was full of shit when he mentioned Vaindreau the thread before, I just wanted to see if he would double down again or admit he was lying.
      >NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva.
      >Yeah but that would've been too easy and he would've hand waved it away.
      Your assertion here is that you think Thordan was totally safe from summoning a primal into his soul because you also think Ysayle was safe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking answer me bazztek you gooning pajeet.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a reminder that Summoner went from one of the least played jobs to one of the top played jobs within one expansion because of the rework. Expect yoshitpiss and his team to take class design leasons from that now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Less is more. Nobody wants to play jobs that take your attention away from the fight. Bard and Dragoon need a rework bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bard
        >Nobody wants to play jobs that take your attention away from the fight
        I was learning how to play when I was progging tea. Bard isn't hard, just make your buff icons bigger moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the jobs get made brain dead then the fights have to be made harder. We can’t have both be brain dead or everything falls apart, and I’d say we are already dangerously close to that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The fights have all been progressively harder since SB. More mechanics, less tells, less telegraphs, etc. Basically if you don't read a fight before you do it nowadays you're pretty much guaranteed to die at least once.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like playing black mage because it has more things to track besides just fight mechanics. I'm someone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based, can't wait for them to unfrick Ninja and make it playable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will begin to cough in 3 days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I'm unvaxxed.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a pants glamour in the game that has plants on it? I want a naturalistic looking WHM glamour so I have flowers in the hair and flours on my arms and the lei on my chest but there doesn't seem to be a good option for pants or shoes

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's too busy for little gain. I can play the other healers and not have to micromanage the stupid cards to keep my damage output the same.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barry won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also I never mentioned Ysayle schizophrenic trancer. [...] [...]
      >NTA but you could have ended this whole thing by pointing out that Ysale didn't temper herself when she summoned herself into Shiva.
      >Yeah but that would've been too easy and he would've hand waved it away.
      Your assertion here is that you think Thordan was totally safe from summoning a primal into his soul because you also think Ysayle was safe.

      Bazza why do you keep making flopspoken threads?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the EU servers safe yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, they are still mostly populated by the british

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, they are still mostly populated by the british
        I wish. My server is full of the fre***

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Play on moogle
          >Complain you are on moogle

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inevitably terrible AST changes

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you Black folk STILL barryposting?
    he’s been your boogeyman for almost a decade now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your /playtime, Pedro.
      You don't even know who Barry is. You have no idea what he types like, you don't even know that he hardly gives a shit about XIV and only hates it on the side because of Yoshi-P. And that hatred only began after XVI was announced, certainly not 11 years ago.
      Why can't you just admit you were wrong about Thordan? Is it because you're a low IQ Black person with an inflated ego?

      >Mention flopspoken, bazza breaks.
      Buck'd n Chuck'd.
      Seriously, go to a therapist, Bazztek.
      Answer me, why do you spam flopspoken threads.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barry must have gotten a proxy to post 29 seconds apart

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        >One minute apart
        Now post the phone screencap/inspect element/Ganker x.

        Post your /playtime, Pedro.
        Also, you apparently can't tell time. They don't have clocks in your village?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bazztek refuses to answer this because he know it destroys his narrative and makes him look even more moronic.
          why do you spam flopspoken threads?
          Why are you so obsessed with shitposting XIV barry? genuine question you get so angry about it ALL the time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where's your /playtime, Pedro? You CAN log in to the game and type /playtime, right? You're not just a derailing brownoid Black person who doesn't even play the game to begin with, right?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Post your /playtime, Pedro.
              Also, you apparently can't tell time. They don't have clocks in your village?

              Seriously, what the frick went so wrong with your life, Barry. This is your lamest nickname yet, even worse than you calling everyone NeithOf.
              Why do you spam flopspoken threads?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          theres a /playtime command?

          oh... FRICK

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's okay anon, does this make you feel better?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post your /playtime, Pedro.
      You don't even know who Barry is. You have no idea what he types like, you don't even know that he hardly gives a shit about XIV and only hates it on the side because of Yoshi-P. And that hatred only began after XVI was announced, certainly not 11 years ago.
      Why can't you just admit you were wrong about Thordan? Is it because you're a low IQ Black person with an inflated ego?

      >One minute apart
      Now post the phone screencap/inspect element/Ganker x.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >one minute
        anon, you did learn about different numbers in school right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, it's not just XIV threads. It's an alarmingly common tactic on Ganker. Make up someone you can blame all discourse or criticism off as a bad actor. To XIV's credit, they tried to make a new boogieman called "FF5gay" when that was actually multiple people.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they butchered it too many times so the people who did like it all left but its still too hard for the average rouletter so now it must brought down to whm levels of braindead so the tarrot rpers can still play it in their daily roulettes

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a reason Astrologian is sometimes refered to as "ASST"
    It's ass Anon, the job is ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tongue my anus nerd

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not him but ok

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFXIV is
    >A) A bad MMORPG
    >B) A bad RPG
    So what exactly is it? Just a tab target action game? There is no resources or anything to even monitor like a proper RPG. Or stats to mess around with to make your character stronger.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      id describe it as a visual novel with a wow-clone mini game and chat rooms functions
      honestly not that different from most newer mmos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what it is doesn't matter
      i like it 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A live service visual novel

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Barry is so desperate that he posts on Reddit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt this is barry, looks like mentally ill wow/blizzard drone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, definetly him. It's his 'style'.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Barry is so desperate that he posts on Reddit.

          What inspires such hatred in a young man? why does he have such contempt for XIV?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Autism. Literally fricking autism. It's the same with every other named autist, like fricking Farquad for instance.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Farquad for instance.
              Who?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Flaming homosexual (in the literal sense) who has massive freakouts in RPG threads over heterosexual or bisexual content in CRPGs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Farquad is a genius, you are too homophiliac to appreciate his work

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most people with autism play and enjoy the game. I swear it lost all meaning when it became a buzzword.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better question

            who cares and why do you perpetuate shitposting by responding to it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            autism and endless free time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who knows?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He is right about one thing though. Watching BG3 fricking explode in popularity despite being a "bad for mainstream audience" genre and entirely btfoing shitty corpos was very satisfying. Yoshi thinking XVI needed to not be Final Fantasy was very frustrating.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yoshi thinking XVI needed to not be Final Fantasy was very frustrating.
                Its been a problem with SE for awhile, the fact that they still want to remain on this destructive path even with stuff like P5 and Metaphor being praised is tragic but what are you gonna do.
                They've essentially made themselves a "brand" before they're a game developer, and brands need to be sexy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The generalised zeitgeist that Yoshi (and Nomura for that matter) are responding to is so very fricking old it's absolutely baffling. It's more accurate to tie how people felt about Final Fantasy, not to its genre but to the fact that XIII was a shit game, got two sequels, and lasted 7 whole years.
                I wonder if XIII is even acknowledged as a shit game that high up the chain or if it's bad for your career to have that much sense.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not, again SE as a whole, and despite yoshi p shitting on this philosophy during ARR. Is consumed with being a "trendsetter" and "sexy" it's why XIII and each game after it barring XVI had so much random fashion shit in it like noctis's outfit and such.
                XIII was the beginning of the end, as much as people blame X and XII for the start of the downfall.
                They've been in the same fricking loop since that game.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick are we talking about larry now

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >:)

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate visual novels

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What MMO has the best class design?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >class
      It's shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What MMO has the best class design?
      EQ, DoAC or FFXI. FFXI was so innovative that players like Avesta could solo bosses on RDM that a party of 6 people could wipe to.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are female Elezen actually the best female characters?
    >midlanders run like prissy princesses
    >highlanders stand like butch dykes
    >lalafel are potatoes
    >cats have fetal alcohol syndrome faces and stupid voices
    >viera no hats
    >au ra can't stand straight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, their emotes are lackluster and their Sprint animation is the worst one out of any race/gender

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not with those man shoulders

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female elezen are the hottest but their animations arent great

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone with mommy issues in the vicinity will flock to you and throw themselves at your feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As long as you cover the neck they're A+. Gryphonskin choker coming in clutch for me so many times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      y-you skipped femroe anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said female

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Using face 2
        >Sea wolf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        femroes are too cute to be counted among the rest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

        >mfw thinking about you hurting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not to worry anon, i am femroe, these mean comments roll off my (very muscular) back

          i dissipate into the aether now, never to be seen again on Ganker, best of luck on your adventures in eorzea

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        not to worry anon, i am femroe, these mean comments roll off my (very muscular) back

        i dissipate into the aether now, never to be seen again on Ganker, best of luck on your adventures in eorzea

        sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will be once the graphics update drops. Until then they have fricked up normal mapping so their faces look awful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty underrated. They shine best with elegant, refined, and beautiful aesthetics, though, and a not a lot of people are good at that. They just go for kind of trashy, loose stuff, which don't suit Elezen as well.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has every single goddamn thread these past few days had a lala OP?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because we have a couple of schizos ITT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better than "post you're criticisms" or pablo spamming lyrics tbh

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you draw a card as AST and no dps is the role the card is for, is it better to give it to the dps anyways for reduced dps bonus, or give it to the tank/yourself for full dps bonus?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it's a melee card, give it to the tanks. If it's range, redraw or eat the loss and give it to a dps anyway. Carding yourself is almost never worth it, unless your group is actually moronic and you're doing comparable damage as an ast.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just give it to the dps

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will BST be fun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, I will tame some ugly morbol or gourmand and use it to vore lalafells

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50/50, it'll either deliver on the monster tamer class fantasy or it'll be shit and EXACTLY like Blu but you just summon monsters for attacks. In which case I go back to Palworld.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how much you wanna bet it's just Jugs like in FFXI

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, if it gets the same treatment that BLU does as a limited job.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best job in the game?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    odds I keep slogging through EW post-patch msq
    evens I go level a prot warrior instead

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They removed AST shields with Endwalker so that SGE could have them.

    The AST rework for Dawntrail is, I think, because AST presses a lot of buttons. The reason I like AST is because it presses a lot of buttons, but pressing a lot of buttons is the opposite of the XIV healer design philosophy, so they're probably going to make cards auto-apply buffs to the entire party when they are drawn. We can't let ASTs have too much fun now. Healer isn't the "fun" role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to mash out div and 3 cards during the 2 minute window without lightspeed is suffering.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any ideas for a male dancer glam that is not too feminine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bartz glamour.
      >no hat/helmet
      >Summer Indigo Shirt, dalamud red dye
      >no gloves
      >Expeditioner's Kecks dyed soot black or jet black, preferably jet
      >Best Man's Gaiters
      >Rose Gold Bracelets
      >all other israeliteelry Emperor's New

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ala Mhigan Coat of Aiming is a solid ground to build off of for male dancer. It looks decidedly masculine and stylish, is kind of ostentatious in a dancer-y way, and has lots of hanging and flowing material that look good with the spinning animations.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any Blue Mages?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I knew this before I spent time luring enemies into NPC guards to do the work for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Waiting for the next level cap raise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have friends so I just spammed Chocobo Meteor and primal skills on everything to level up
      apparently you can level sync yourself to a fate and kill regular mobs (not fate mobs) to get more exp

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many tomes did you get last tomestone event?

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 man ucob clear soon
    when will they fix old ultimates

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people care? it's 7 years old content.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares
      If you didn't beat it in SB you never did

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care.
        Triple legend, soon to be quadruple
        Using Cactbot, AM, and Splatoon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao imagine being so bad you have to use cheats to beat content.
          get gud

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            didnt clear it lol

            the cope is delicious, what color is your ultimate weapon?

            >Penta
            >Done every fight without AM
            >Do the callouts
            Just don't be bad

            based if true

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you will never clear it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Penta
          >Done every fight without AM
          >Do the callouts
          Just don't be bad

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          didnt clear it lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care, everyone who wasn't a cheating transsexual zoom zoom already quit raiding in shb

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          (You) and the rest of PF groups, what else is new?
          Plugin Legends are quite common these days, but that goes without saying when the previous world firsts were also plugin users kelmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          id call you out, but even the bald moron uses a zoom plugin so i guess everyones just cheating and no one gives a frick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FFXIVsissies seeing their game become WoW 2.0 in real time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't care about old content. It's the fate of anything not current to get easier and easier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's nothing to fix.
      You should have cleared that garbage back in SB if you wanted an authentic experience without potency buffs and skill adjustments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, that guy is a sweat max raider let's not fall into the fricking trap of tuning Ultimates to the .01% of the .0001%. What a moronic mindset.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ultimates should require dps checks and 8 people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did you not read what I said? You're advocating for SE to tune a fight to a sweat max raider who sits on the game 11 hours a day all year round. The fight still requires you to do a dps check with a full party, but you're thinking because one or two groups managed to cheese it after thousands of pulls that, that is the new baseline for an average group. Can you stop and think for a fricking moment?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >SE should tune ultimates for the people who do ultimate
            Yes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You absolute Spastic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              then you get wow, a bunch of fights tuned around addons because the people playing that content are too moronic to play without safety wheels and handholding

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *because the devs that design that content are even more brainless than the game's players

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They know that and they don't care. As long as the fight is still a challenge to them they don't care the effect it would have on the game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The fight still requires you to do a dps check with a full party
            the dps check doesn't exist if you can get past it with 6 people

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think you understand how bad it has gotten. They aren't just killing every phase with 6 players. They are making the prime and adds DPS check WITH 6 PLAYERS WITH A DAMAGE DOWN because they are forced to eat one in Heavensfall.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grade-A example of why you shouldn't cater your game to raiders.
    >Look at this neat challenge run people on old content!
    >yeah but it's not CURRENT CONTENT!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you agree it doesn't then

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Things nobody said
      Feel free to do HealerCOB, the point is that SE does not care about keeping the fight hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would they, it's almost a decade old.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because the whole point of Ultimates is to be an evergreen challenge, which is also why they have such a strict gear sync

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            problems always arise with *keeping* things evergreen just because changing jobs at all will change the challenge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >things nobody said
        Literally two posts above. Lmao.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever make flying more fun like in wow? Maybe also make big areas to fly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flying is cancerous for exploration.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >xiv used to have a cool time mage healer, but all the time manipulation flavor got taken away because Square are fricking morons
    >wowowawa gets to have a cool time mage healer, but you have to play as some furgay's deviantart oc because Blizzard are fricking morons
    >GW2 is still the only MMO to have a time mage that doesn't play or look like absolute ass, but it's stuck in one of the worst MMOs because Gaynet are fricking morons
    IT ISN'T FRICKING FAIR
    I JUST WANT TO BE A TIME WIZARD
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blame parsers. Why extend your spread balance for another 15 secinds when we just increase the initial duration by that

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game has made me procrastinate and lose interest in my career, I should just say mean things in limsa and get perma banned so I can finally quit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do it anon
      go give those limsatrannies what for

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is it, I will go nuclear on balmung limsa tonight.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make sure to remind them that they'll never be real women

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i will be there, i want to witness a melty first hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lose interest in my career,
      A career has no inherent value beyond its ability to enable you to provide the life you want.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no inherent value beyond its inherent value
        what did he mean by this

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midwits really do be like that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Something's inherent value is defined by its intrinstic properties, not its extrinstic properties. Hence the word 'inherent'. You focus too much on your career and you'll forget that it's a tool to enable you to do the things you actually want to do.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The devs have no idea what they're doing, so periodically they just up the level cap, remove some skills, make them higher level, create a hallway and call it a day.

    They "rework" a class every so often to make it look like they're doing something.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    huh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WITH SOUL AND STEEL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is how you play samurai correctly in FF11 by the way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have been thinking about trying that game but it just looks comically clunky

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is but you get used to it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You just play it like any menu-based FF, which is all of them before XIV.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've been thinking about making a Ganker group for Horizon or something since most randoms are stuck-up metagays or srs bsns losers, but I'm not so sure about Ganker's flagrant autismal spasms either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SAM is a DPS.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sam in ff11 is a dps/tank hybrid that no one plays as tank because its dps is way too good to pass up for mediocre tanking (compared to dedicated tanks like paladin or warrior)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah so like I said
            SAM is a DPS.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ):<

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wish we could play tank sam

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me in stormblood when i refuse to use diversion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I could play literally any job as a tank, I would.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO TANK WITH FRICKING SCHOLAR AND SELENE, BUT NOOOOO WE CAN'T HAVE UNIQUE PLAYSTYLES IN THIS GAME, NOPE NOT HERE

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get to floor 40 of eureka orthos
    >killed instantly and with no warning
    >there are invisible AoEs and you must be running almost constantly throughout the entire fight
    How the frick did this get OK'd?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      literally just git gud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He wasn't ready for TWISTER
      Twin trauma is too strong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why haven't you done ucob

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know what Twister is
      Well now you know and you'll do better next time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dying to 10 year old mechanics
      grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was awful pig shit ten years ago and it's awful pig shit now

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are afraid of what will happen to AST
    >I'm worried about what they'll do to WHM to keep it equal to the new bullshit they add to AST

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >delete party finder
    >every problem in the game is miraculously solved

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Delete PF
      >Discords for all content PF used to have is formed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BA in Eureka is designed with random roulette portals so you are forced to play with whoever
      >this requires a consistent discord group to communicate everything, working entirely against the design of the raid
      >Savage and Extreme require practice benefitting from a consistent group
      >we do this with strangers

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god FRICK OFF HOW THE FRICK DO I PLAY THIS WITHOUT HAVING TO RUN STEAM HDFHKJGHDFKJGHDKJFG XIVLAUNCHER DOESN'T WORK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh my god FRICK OFF HOW THE FRICK DO I PLAY THIS WITHOUT HAVING TO RUN STEAM
      you can't anymore
      they removed the -nosteam launch command shortly after EW came out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone told you not to play it on steam bro.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick else was I supposed to be able to use my third world clown money? steam's the only ones that accept bank transfer payments

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lalafells

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lustate wasn't fixed healing in HW, only in ARR

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when WAR was so shit people brought 2 PLD instead? Good times

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to look for a lalafell wife but they all just looked at me like im some kind of freak

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To whoever drew up this in direct response to the constant Everquest and ARR/HW job design wank: thank you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you hate RPGs then don't play RPGs, it's really that simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. fish pole staff

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want an alt but I don't want to redo the whole story...

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved being kicked from groups because my job didn't apply a piercing debuff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I loved my traditional job identity being a pretty hefty damage dealer and instead ending up a piercing debuff slave for the fricking Bard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The PLD/WAR/SCH/AST/NIN/DRG/BRD/SMN meta was pretty shit yeah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >things that never happened

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post your HW savage mnk logs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you can look up my character? You don't actually think every group was a parsetroony group, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but i did get rejected for being a mnk from a couple of groups in gordias and midas

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          parsetrannies weren't really a thing in HW

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >parsetrannies weren't really a thing in HW

            ?si=MDX2GlXUqeQOO4fJ

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just his spotify playlist.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a difference between parsing and the guy using the same fricking ability over and over and over like a moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They existed, but they all played sch

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game has Umetsu's blessing, that's good enough for me.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >bikini top will finally have a purpose in DT

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y'know, maybe I shouldn't have asked for the chart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry anon but a shitposter has made the chart his entire identity. Anybody who notices he posts it to get mad now will get added to his collage as a totem offering to One Person.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is embarrassing, you clearly fricked up and somehow thought nobody would notice you replying to the chart in the exact same way every day for a week straight. You're just a dishonest piece of shit. Why not just filter it? Because then you couldn't virtue signal.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lala spam
    We were finally having good threads again
    Shame
    Shame

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Expect the shit posting to ramp up, Media tour starts tomorrow in Japan, news is going to start filtering out and then the live letter on Thursday. That and the two events going on.
      I was just playing, did 4 hours and saw a shitload of sprouts in Gridania, the Saucer and Idyllshire.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No kidding bro, 300 posts of scholar schizo whining about a patch that happened a decade ago…. It’s almost as good as the official forums.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brown femlalas owe my male middie sex

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren’t masquerading as a woman, what difference does it make “which race has the most trannies?” It would only matter if you thought it was making it harder for you to pass.

    You aren’t masquerading as a woman, right?

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game is missing the catmancer job from Bravely Second

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that a Blue Mage skin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that vampire

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vampire is from Bravely Default. Catmancer is the infinitely worse version in Bravely Second.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't pay attention to me posting the chart every day for a week. Pay attention to him, One Person, who noticed I posted it every day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not ask why anon is posting the chart every day?
      Why instead pretend as though you're seeing it for the first time every day, and replying in the exact same way?
      Maybe because you're a dishonest leftist piece of shit? What are the odds you were also the one posting the chart just so you could virtue signal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are you seething about trannies every day
        what a ridiculous question, the answer is you're insane

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really starting to regret it now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I told you to not eat spicy food anon

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The guy has a point about the chart btw. The viera section refers to 'male only' in regards to players as male viera didn't exist yet and it clearly wasn't updated for them.. The rest of the chart generally refers to male/female only in regards to the character's sex and not the player's. I suspect whoever made the changes/added viera and hrothgar to the old chart was butthurt about their race being associated with trannies. Probably a lizard.

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