why is he so fucking fat? no way you can get that fat off eating eggs and saltrice

why is he so fucking fat? no way you can get that fat off eating eggs and saltrice

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's stuck in a Dwemer wheelchair + has Dagoth AIDS

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he was already that fat before he got magic AIDS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf was he eating? mcdonalds doesnt exist in elder scrolls

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i had a dream once where i visited the nearest mcdonalds and all the workers and customers were dunmer. nearly shat myself the first time i saw this image.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Order quickly, outlander, or go away!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Under Fries and Grease outlander, we greet you warmly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cant shit it out if you aint got no ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    trainwiz plz reccomend some gud mawds

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has corprus and is dying.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not really dying since Corprus makes you immortal, but yeah.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no way you can get that fat off eating eggs
    ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't eat 4-to-5 dozen eggs every morning

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating meat and driving cars.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has cosmic HIV and hasn't exercised in thousands of years. I'd say he looks pretty good considering

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dwemer if he american

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has corprus disease, which deforms and bloats up its victims

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs have cholesterol, dummy.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no fat, that belly is pure tumors

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no way you can get that fat off eating eggs and saltrice
    Calories are calories. You'll get fat no matter what you eat if you eat enough of it and sit on your ass all day.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he would be on ketosis

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Corpus and an inability to physically exert himself

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I love Patstaresat

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does he fuck?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Fat
    >Does nothing.
    >Still topic of discussion 20 years later.
    How does Gabe do it?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did he even lose his legs? Corpus has never shown to actually make the infected fall apart, they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
      only "enlightened" ones that surrender to Dagoth Ur
      for rest it's just rampant random mutation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was the diabetes not the corprus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He may have cut them off voluntarily so he wouldn't be so slow and lumbering anymore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's been alive for a very long time, your average corprus monster may just fall apart eventually but he's managed to survive from extensive care courtesy of Divayth Fyr.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ascendant Sleepers aren't just zombies, they're enlightened Dagoth Ur disciples who are completely sapient and capable of speech and all
      Pic related is what the average advanced corprus victim is like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hes full of mcnuggets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
      No, the pipeline towards Ascendant Sleepers starts from regular Sleepers -> Ash Slaves -> Ash Zombies -> Ash Ghouls -> Ascendant Sleepers.
      Their bodies accepted Dagoth's divine gift - Corprus is what happens when a person's body rejects it.

      Corprus doesn't make the infected fall apart but it targets their skin and makes them grow random masses of flesh all over their body. It's possible that Yagrum's legs have gotten amputated after they stopped being usable.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those face tentacles are trumpets

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the crack dreams really shine through when it comes to this shit huh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The Sixth House has a music theme in general, as does all TES esoteric shit lore

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why does killing them leave behind a weird skull with 3 eye sockets while the rest of their bodies disappears?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Their dialogue mentions dreaming and nothing being real, could be related to that I guess

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with these morrowind threads lately?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tamriel rebuilt released a new update so the algorithm is rippling outwards and causing a parallel thought cascade

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there any mods that let almalexia become your wife instead of going crazy and trying to kill you, or maybe she does go crazy and tries to kill you but then yields at the last second and becomes your wife, and also that gives her a latina accent?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I still think, he's Kagernac.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't move at all it's really easy to get like that and more, and this dude literally has no legs so he doesn't do any exercise whatsoever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you speaking from personal experience anon?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's a gamer.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've been playing a high elf atronach character who intends to become as powerful a mage as possible and slay all the false gods of morrowind, probably gonna become a vampire, it's been very fun. i've been using tamriel rebuilt too and it's fantastic. i want to use the new update but i'm worried it might fuck my game up because it replaces areas that my character has been to. is it ok to update TR in the middle of a run, generally?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, i did that and all the dialogue for every npc was fucked and entering firewatch instantly crashed or had really fucked rendering

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ok good to know, i'll save it for another character. that underwater dreugh citadel looks really fucking cool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          nah it fucks your entire game you have to make a new copy of morrowind and reinstall everything

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's hiding the rest of the race in his belly

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He sounds EXACTLY as I expected
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=srm0o6LMdZIGQ4O1&v=RTWvloK-Jhk&feature=youtu.be

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mmmmm fyr bring me more hot pockets... i have a thread to monitor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Babysitting Yagrum and the other Corprus freaks would probably be Vistha-Kai's job

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yagrum is literally me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How did you build the spider legs

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't open

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    corprus turns you into a bloated and misshapen monster

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP... Easy on the Restore Fatigue potions...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mix kwama egg and saltrice
      >get a 0.9kg potion of pure protein
      >chug 5 of these everytime low on fatigue
      >do this a couple of times everytime there's a fight

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wut instruments do dwemer even use

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey alright

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