i had a dream once where i visited the nearest mcdonalds and all the workers and customers were dunmer. nearly shat myself the first time i saw this image.
>no way you can get that fat off eating eggs and saltrice
Calories are calories. You'll get fat no matter what you eat if you eat enough of it and sit on your ass all day.
He's been alive for a very long time, your average corprus monster may just fall apart eventually but he's managed to survive from extensive care courtesy of Divayth Fyr.
Ascendant Sleepers aren't just zombies, they're enlightened Dagoth Ur disciples who are completely sapient and capable of speech and all
Pic related is what the average advanced corprus victim is like
>they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
No, the pipeline towards Ascendant Sleepers starts from regular Sleepers -> Ash Slaves -> Ash Zombies -> Ash Ghouls -> Ascendant Sleepers.
Their bodies accepted Dagoth's divine gift - Corprus is what happens when a person's body rejects it.
Corprus doesn't make the infected fall apart but it targets their skin and makes them grow random masses of flesh all over their body. It's possible that Yagrum's legs have gotten amputated after they stopped being usable.
are there any mods that let almalexia become your wife instead of going crazy and trying to kill you, or maybe she does go crazy and tries to kill you but then yields at the last second and becomes your wife, and also that gives her a latina accent?
i've been playing a high elf atronach character who intends to become as powerful a mage as possible and slay all the false gods of morrowind, probably gonna become a vampire, it's been very fun. i've been using tamriel rebuilt too and it's fantastic. i want to use the new update but i'm worried it might fuck my game up because it replaces areas that my character has been to. is it ok to update TR in the middle of a run, generally?
>mix kwama egg and saltrice >get a 0.9kg potion of pure protein >chug 5 of these everytime low on fatigue >do this a couple of times everytime there's a fight
He's stuck in a Dwemer wheelchair + has Dagoth AIDS
Maybe he was already that fat before he got magic AIDS
wtf was he eating? mcdonalds doesnt exist in elder scrolls
i had a dream once where i visited the nearest mcdonalds and all the workers and customers were dunmer. nearly shat myself the first time i saw this image.
Order quickly, outlander, or go away!
Under Fries and Grease outlander, we greet you warmly.
Cant shit it out if you aint got no ass
trainwiz plz reccomend some gud mawds
He has corprus and is dying.
Not really dying since Corprus makes you immortal, but yeah.
>no way you can get that fat off eating eggs
?
>He doesn't eat 4-to-5 dozen eggs every morning
>when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs
Eating meat and driving cars.
He has cosmic HIV and hasn't exercised in thousands of years. I'd say he looks pretty good considering
Dwemer if he american
He has corprus disease, which deforms and bloats up its victims
Eggs have cholesterol, dummy.
no fat, that belly is pure tumors
>no way you can get that fat off eating eggs and saltrice
Calories are calories. You'll get fat no matter what you eat if you eat enough of it and sit on your ass all day.
he would be on ketosis
Corpus and an inability to physically exert himself
Holy shit I love Patstaresat
How does he fuck?
>Fat
>Does nothing.
>Still topic of discussion 20 years later.
How does Gabe do it?
How did he even lose his legs? Corpus has never shown to actually make the infected fall apart, they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
>they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
only "enlightened" ones that surrender to Dagoth Ur
for rest it's just rampant random mutation
That was the diabetes not the corprus.
He may have cut them off voluntarily so he wouldn't be so slow and lumbering anymore
He's been alive for a very long time, your average corprus monster may just fall apart eventually but he's managed to survive from extensive care courtesy of Divayth Fyr.
Ascendant Sleepers aren't just zombies, they're enlightened Dagoth Ur disciples who are completely sapient and capable of speech and all
Pic related is what the average advanced corprus victim is like
Hes full of mcnuggets.
>they grow into those tentacle faced zombies.
No, the pipeline towards Ascendant Sleepers starts from regular Sleepers -> Ash Slaves -> Ash Zombies -> Ash Ghouls -> Ascendant Sleepers.
Their bodies accepted Dagoth's divine gift - Corprus is what happens when a person's body rejects it.
Corprus doesn't make the infected fall apart but it targets their skin and makes them grow random masses of flesh all over their body. It's possible that Yagrum's legs have gotten amputated after they stopped being usable.
Those face tentacles are trumpets
the crack dreams really shine through when it comes to this shit huh
The Sixth House has a music theme in general, as does all TES esoteric shit lore
Why does killing them leave behind a weird skull with 3 eye sockets while the rest of their bodies disappears?
Their dialogue mentions dreaming and nothing being real, could be related to that I guess
What's up with these morrowind threads lately?
tamriel rebuilt released a new update so the algorithm is rippling outwards and causing a parallel thought cascade
are there any mods that let almalexia become your wife instead of going crazy and trying to kill you, or maybe she does go crazy and tries to kill you but then yields at the last second and becomes your wife, and also that gives her a latina accent?
have a nice day
I still think, he's Kagernac.
If you don't move at all it's really easy to get like that and more, and this dude literally has no legs so he doesn't do any exercise whatsoever.
Are you speaking from personal experience anon?
He's a gamer.
i've been playing a high elf atronach character who intends to become as powerful a mage as possible and slay all the false gods of morrowind, probably gonna become a vampire, it's been very fun. i've been using tamriel rebuilt too and it's fantastic. i want to use the new update but i'm worried it might fuck my game up because it replaces areas that my character has been to. is it ok to update TR in the middle of a run, generally?
no, i did that and all the dialogue for every npc was fucked and entering firewatch instantly crashed or had really fucked rendering
ok good to know, i'll save it for another character. that underwater dreugh citadel looks really fucking cool
nah it fucks your entire game you have to make a new copy of morrowind and reinstall everything
he's hiding the rest of the race in his belly
He sounds EXACTLY as I expected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=srm0o6LMdZIGQ4O1&v=RTWvloK-Jhk&feature=youtu.be
>mmmmm fyr bring me more hot pockets... i have a thread to monitor
Babysitting Yagrum and the other Corprus freaks would probably be Vistha-Kai's job
yagrum is literally me
How did you build the spider legs
don't open
corprus turns you into a bloated and misshapen monster
OP... Easy on the Restore Fatigue potions...
>mix kwama egg and saltrice
>get a 0.9kg potion of pure protein
>chug 5 of these everytime low on fatigue
>do this a couple of times everytime there's a fight
wut instruments do dwemer even use
Hey alright