Why is it always Nintendo fans?

Why is it always Nintendo fans?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Emotionally stunted from decades of consuming children's media.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm more of a hard-core gamer myself
      >I prefer adult themed cinematic games

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically yes. The same way Barnie the Purple Dinosaur and the Sopranos are both media.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't get it, you fucking normalfag.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Wisconsin or something? Most bus drivers would close the door, drive on, then call in the police.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only us weebbros had that same courage...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is my favourite image

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what peak escapism looks like.

        Wait, he doesn't even have earbuds in. That guy is just letting that chinese cartoon run full blast.

        Picture also seems to be taken in either Russia or Ukraine, judging by slavic letters on the tent outside. as well as the overall clothing style

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's Russia. they don't have McDonald's there anymore

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oldest archive pic is Feb 2020.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              could be Russia then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't the orange buscard reader a big hint too?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no clue. I don't use public transit, or familiar with most countries outside of my own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what peak escapism looks like.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, he doesn't even have earbuds in. That guy is just letting that chinese cartoon run full blast.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's just a still image. He looks at to escape reality.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >KYAAAAAA ONI CHAN

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's reading the subtitles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        could have a left bud in. good tactic here in america since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mono audio
          >ever
          I would rather get killed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you
          If you live in such a place stop living in shitholes, most of the country is nothing like what you said.
          Better yet, don't, if you come from such a place chances are you are a shitty person too, stay where you are and don't ruin a nice place by moving there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao look at all that text seethe

            Most American downtown cities look like this. Only the rich financial areas do they keep the riff raff out. I know because I work in one and thankfully I don't have to deal with public transportation to avoid all that

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for confirming you live in a shithole, try visiting other places in your life and see how fucked the people around you are and how not normal it is.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I will agree most of Americas cities are a shithole like that no matter where you live they only push out the unwanted from the more clean areas.

                I travel quite frequently btw I just don't use public transportation in usa because 9/10s you'll have a psycho in there or some black man mugging a random person

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Looks like that here in Canada too

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Most American downtown cities
              Confirmed for having never visited a city in your life.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Confirmed for coping like a true city pod cuck
                Thankfully I make enough money downtown to not have to deal with the "culture" of bodega living

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                "Ahh what a lovely view"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Day of the Dead (1985)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >215 area code
              Aka Philadelphia, long known to be a complete shithole beyond the half dozen blocks of tourist areas.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Most American downtown cities look like this.
              Yes you are correct every city looks like Detroit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw Moon Man, Ben Garrison, and The Boys show up on that street

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hey this one place in Philly
              >literally all of American cities' downtowns look like that.
              Meanwhile in the capital city of the blackest state in the U.S.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you really that much of a pussy to actually name them?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            name who? morons?
            could be anyone. lot of psycho beaners too. whites and east asian people are too docile to do anything like this. other types of asians are psycho as well - all become psycho with any alcohol or cocaine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you
          Sounds like a horrid place to live if you have to fear everyone around you constantly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're not living like that no matter where you go, then you are a dumbass bitch retard who's going to deservedly die really soon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wait, he doesn't even have earbuds in. That guy is just letting that chinese cartoon run full blast.
        That's actually kinda based.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the fact that it's a femoid taking the picture always makes me laugh.
      men's enjoyment is something they hate because they can't comprehend it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fact that it's a femoid
        dilate chud

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chud avatarfag telling others to dilate
          are you okay?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            is this supposed to be kneeling on george floyds neck? or do i have brain cancer now from AI....

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's that image, you are alright

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            These AI meme images are betting getter and getter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How far detached from reality do you have to be to post shit like this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gem

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >monster chuds leave their houses looking like they do
          >women can't be judged for anything they do and get a free pass when they act like cunts
          >but I have to feel embarrassment from watching anime in public

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kinky

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          gem

          [...]

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Am I crazy for finding pre-op ftm trannies kinda hot? They're basically just tomboys but more committed. There are some at my uni and you literally have no idea they identify as male without them telling you. They're just with medium long hair in boy's clothes. They always remind me of Kino

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be a cute aesthetic if they weren't all also severely brainwashed and mentally ill

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >am I crazy for finding <nu-speak for tomboys> hot?
              Yes, anon. you're crazy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe she just found it funny, calm your tits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >meanwhile, in reality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because they can't comprehend it
        To be fair, the reverse is also true.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          happy women effectively don't exist unless they're working their ass off to ride a cock carousel of endless, increasingly expensive or destructive distractions. like a tiny percentage of women are happy settling down and its evidenced by every dating site, cheating, divorce, and depression/anxiety stat out there.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            See.
            Can't comprehend it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I once saw an old dude, around 40 or 50 watching Miku MMDs on a tablet in the subway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      One time I stood next to a 20s-30s black guy watching Attack on Titan
      This was years ago and I had no idea brothas watched anime, man how wrong was I

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        black weebs are unapologetically the weebiest of weebs. i know, i live in california. i respect their all-in mentality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see dudes watching anime on the subway in NYC plenty of times
        They're always black or hispanic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in highschool there was a phase where all the black kids were in the library reading naruto manga on the PC's. I remember being in there and seeing our older white librarian lady walking around looking at the monitors and i felt bad because i figured she was going to give them shit and tell them to not access those sites but instead she just asked about it. One of the kids sheepishly told her what it was and the librarian nodded and said something along the lines of "oh yeah i've heard of those" and moved on. I found it kind of sweet that even though she was older she was happy that the students were reading.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As long as kids are reading they can do whatever they want. That's my policy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a good policy. I’m sure she was happy that the computers were taken up by kids reading for once instead of playing flash games, sneaking in games of CS or HLDM or flipping all the screens for laughs. A lot of students used the library to skip class or have a quiet place to chill out when stoned. To be fair I did every one of these things listed but I was actually reading most of the time so the librarians would mostly leave me alone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My school library had a few volumes of the Fullmetal alchemist manga.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see dudes watching anime on the subway in NYC plenty of times
        They're always black or hispanic

        i see all kinds of people watch anime on the regional rail. Theres a pretty cute girl that looks like mid to late twenties who i've seen reading manga on my ride in. I once saw a clearly middle aged overweight white guy who must have been at least 45 watching some anime shit. I really cant imagine seeing it and thinking it was so strange to take a picture or even double take.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to work at the airport and one of our supply guys always had his laptop next to the work computer to watch MHA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be autistic loner turbonerd
        >freshman year of high school 04 or 05
        >nervous since army family moved and I'm a new kid and an autistic nerd
        >just keep to myself and play GBA when I can
        >in art class
        >see fat black dude with a massive fucking sketch book with his face like an inch away from the paper drawing
        >walk by and see him drawing Inuyasha
        >it's actually pretty good.
        >act like a shitbird teen and say "isn't that a girl's show"
        >he says "nah son" like three times before going into how fucking cool Inuyasha is
        >the characters, the powers, how the fights are more strategic than dbz
        >brings out the movie
        >all of them
        >he was using the dvd cover as a model for his drawing and fucking brought all of them
        >gives breakdowns of the plots and how they're the tightest shit
        >try to swap topic to something more normal like music
        >ask if he heard lil jon or whoever black was popular at the time
        >pulls out is psp
        >max volume
        >BOKUDACHIWAAAAAA
        >hear "oh shit!" and like two other black dudes come over and start singing it
        >they start making requests
        >bleach op1, samurai champloo, bebop op
        >asks if I like fighting games
        >only really played Killer Instinct
        >starts going in on marvel vs capcom 2
        >tells me to meet him after school
        >drags me to the youth center where a dreamcast is hooked up and we play marvel 2
        >drags me to the computer area in the back where they have brood war set up
        >refuses to leave me alone
        >just evangelizes vidya and anime like his soul depended on it
        >dude practically gave me my vidya tastes aside from fucking zelda and metroid
        I legit love how when black people are passionate about something they're all fucking in.
        No half assing, no apologizing, no worrying about if it's cringe they just love the shit they love 200%.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not reading your gay fiction about knee grows

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not reading
            And then anon realized, he was the morons.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              only in miller groves

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only hate black people when I'm on the internet i think they are cool in real life

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we think the same thing whitey

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the opposite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black people watch anime more than white people back in my school. Its was always Naruto or DBZ tho

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait is that Sakura Trick?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude looks so happy, more power to him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      who's he smiling at?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haruka.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No problem.
            Just a guess from the uniform 2bf. Still worth a watch.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          outfit doesn’t look the exact same, though it’s close

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just enjoying his anime
      Feels good man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes things can be good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dont even care that its anime. Im just happy to see another person smile.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if this were a girl Ganker would find ways to shit on her

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got proof for that?
        I'm going to say no

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??? girls never do that tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass woman with a victim complex. No one gives a shit if you're watching anime. If they're making fun of you, it's because you're fat.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >femoid sees a picture of a man being happy
        >desperately tries to make herself into a victim over it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the evil version

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's always a woman taking the picture

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only mentally ill guys see another guy doing something strange and feel the need to share it. You see a guy acting weird you just note it to yourself and move on. Who cares?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you look closer in the reflection it's a woman taking a picture and judging him

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah? What's that gotta do with my post

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you posted the picture genius you tell me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're stupid, anon

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                seems like your the stupid one. I was just simply making an observation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >says only girls take pics
                >agree and give a theory as to why men don't
                >points out it's a girl again
                Work on your English

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not possible that it's the woman in the reflection to the right, based on the angle the picture was taken from

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a Chad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Absolute chad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO CONTEXT

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you will never be a woman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kneel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's always a woman taking the picture

        it's from a comedy article.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So dreamy.

      • 2 months ago
        saucy

        a paracosm

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still remember watching LWA on the bus and not caring about anyone then I feel a tap on the shoulder and it's a girl acquantaince who's probably been watching how I watched this anime about witches for the past 15 minutes. She was nice and all but I felt so much shame.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't watch anime anymore but power to him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peak comfy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seek respect within the temple, not without.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >puts pussy on a pedestal
        lmao god i love being a gaychad and not having to worry at all about what w*men think.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still must suck being taken advantage of as a child, but at least you embrace it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't worry anon, i wasn't taken advantage of, just completely neglected and spent way too much time unmonitored on the internet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying women give a shit about any of your hobbies
        the reality is that all that shit is just excuses they give to guys they find unnatractive
        chad could be holding a body pillow while blasting vocaloid songs and singing along, and women would still be dying to fuck him

        my best friend has an 8/10 face, he lived in a small room with naked anime posters on the walls, a boob mousepad and a fleshlight
        his girlfriend was a feminist who was constantly talking about feminist shit wven though this guy was unironically misogynist
        she once posted a picture with a sarcastic "on a date with my boyfriend *sigh*" he was ignoring her, playing pokemon on a gba (in 2017) and didn't even notice the pic being taken
        in the end HE dumped HER
        NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face
          To elaborate, chicks dig confidence. To elaborate further, what a lot of women like is someone who is their own man, who isn't easily swayed and who's answer to, "It's me or the stupid booby mousepad" is. "get out of my house." It's a security thing - it basically shows you aren't the type of person who can be taken advantage of or voluntarily fucked over, and that they can rely on you.
          Plus, if they don't back down on that stupid crap and insist you have to fit their mould, then they're not worth your time in the first place, buddy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are over 15 and care about ther peoples, especially womens, opinions then you are a loser and no one will respect you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how did this guy become the latest face for manliness amongst the alt right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh, I am an extremely high ranking member of the alt right and I've never even heard of him.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is he wrong doe?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is this phenotype called?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The gootecks.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            American

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Uberchad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          1/2 sand moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you get destroyed by a retaded commie, yes he is wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw too smart to read
          he's like a meme coming true

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen a video of this dude before, but god damn what a fucking retard. Do people actually listen to what this moron has to say?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Joe Rogan podcast is pretty much people like this blabbering about banal things over coffee and thats the most popular webshow. Jordan Peterson and that Marie Kondo made HUGE waves and all they ever said "clean your room you manbaby packrat".

            I mean yeah. one mans idiot is another mans role model and vice versa. I think its fine to listen to people like that but always keep them at a kind arms length mentally listening to them the same way you would look at a animal in a zoo.

            Patrice O Neal's radio takes for instance makes a lot of sense until you grow and you realize that he doesnt. even still it was a great and funny guy to listen to.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Something tells me you never grew out of that phase and just listen to another type of weirdo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont listen to any sort of radio podcast anymore period. I watch Twitch and Netflix sometimes if I have people over but I dont really listen to other people to get "opinions". the last podcast I listened to was the Pan Pizza podcast back when it first started for like the fest 15 or so eps and that was I think like 5+ years back mate

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah he is wrong, he got dunked on by the most intelligent commie(only read one book)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I need constant [product] in my life I need to [consume] the [product].. I don't have time to stay there and read books when there are so many chaos [products]

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Books are products too anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This grifter is proof that one way or another, the vast majority of people are so incredibly stupid. How can such a moron be influential is baffling.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't get it. What's there beef with lewis hamilton? He's just a racer

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The irony of this webm. They literally look like 15 year old kids trying to act cool. How do people give these pathetic gays money?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I assume they find them funny, like watching monkeys at the zoo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Im too smart too read
          But not too smart to not be a gay on TikTok apparently.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a real tweet from him? I know he's a sub-80 IQ mongrel but he was recently seen partying with esports gaymers...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do not know who this person is
          I had never heard his name before like a month ago

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf I hate anime now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Normal stable women literally don't give a shit if you watch anime, as long as it isn't an unhealthy obsession.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bold of Tate to assume I respect women enough to introduce them to my hobbies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genuine happiness is nice to see

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That guy is way too normal looking to be a weeb.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        weebs come in all shapes and sizes anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that look of pure joy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a king

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't hate the dude tbh. Wish i had half his confidence

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      worst is the no headphones. dont bother others in public

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the only problem i see. I hate when people blast music or other nonsense on the train. I always make sure my headphones are charged so i can play whitenoise if i want to read in case someone is doing that. Its not a big deal really, but i always find it strange how easily some people can decided to inconvenience everyone around them. Glad he's happy though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        U can literally see the subtitles retard.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Content. Happy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big dick energy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is just a normal dude enjoying what he wants to enjoy

      This guy is a larping gay with no sense of self awareness who doesn't even have the autism/courage to go full autist and cosplay as Link so he looks infinitely more retarded

      https://i.imgur.com/xzqPy65.jpg

      Why is it always Nintendo fans?

      Know the difference

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HARAM
      https://streamable.com/o9fqv4

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enjoying an entertainment show
      Whats wrong with it? he's smiling?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody owns an Xbox

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What, did some crazy shit happen or something? I don't news.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just some schizo that goes on public transport multiple days with a fucking sword.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon it's a sword not a hand grenade. What is he gonna do, unshealth it and kill ganon?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw carry a sword every day
        >because this area is swarming with fucking coyotes
        Works better than bashing their brains out with a stick.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sasuga weeberai sama.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >carrying a weeb stick
            >not carrying a magnificent knight sword
            Shit dude, you only got 0 STR.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Plenty of weeby knight swords.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The guy literally puked on me when he saw me naked

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw Im like this but only interested in femboys or transgirls

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus they'd have more luck just being femboys if the desperation carries over this hard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            mental illness

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't be a big deal if you had a gun.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and also apparently rides a bike with said sword since his pant is cuffed like that. fuckin autismo gigante

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Generalisimo Autismo

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow
    first twitter threads now reddit threads; whats next?
    it sure is a good time to be a member of Ganker Ganker!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope 4cuck kneel to your superiors and know your place cattle

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy with LoZ sword in public
    No particular feelings
    >guy sticking his foot into the aisle while seated
    Absolute waste of air.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's obviously temporarily positioned like that to retrieve something from his bag. Maybe you're the autismo waste of air if you can't comprehend something so obvious.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We should all aspire to be the chuuni.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What else? A sony fan dressing up as knack?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm sitting in a subway tram and at the next stop a guy strapped with a sword gets on, it's none of my fucking business what he does with it, it's HIS sword

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually it's a pretty smart idea carry some steel or iron if you're in one of these major city sprawls. I carry a knife and a glock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a larp sword/metal pipe wouldn't be ideal if up against some nig with a gun but at least its better than nothing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very masculine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But a nerd sword is basically inviting some thug to jump you. It's worse than carrying nothing. A concealed knife or gun is enough.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But a nerd sword is basically inviting some thug to jump you.
        If I was a thug I'd never be jumping anyone who's visibly carrying a stupid nerd sword. Like, nine out of ten times they're an easy mark who would be too scared to actually whip it out, but the tenth time, well...

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd?

    • 2 months ago
      saucy

      Nintendo fan is about to get ripped

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Link from Legend of Zelda, but he's an autistic 40 year American who has to ride public transport

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link from LoZ struggles to integrate into modern society.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        RIP Epona?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry anon, horses don't live that long.... And besides, there's not much room for horses in a modern city.

          Link now has to take public transportation where he goes to work his shitty construction job because it's the only job he can work without speaking and with his current skills.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he has puzzle solving abilities

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong. (You) have puzzle solving abilities.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Children puzzles

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nintendie is illegally selling his autism and adhd medication on the train

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    because the only real recognizeable merchandise is nintendo-themed?
    would you make this thread if someone was walking around with the blades of chaos on their waist like a sperg?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dilate chud

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man I bet you made someone commit suicide!

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no tang
    >hollow hilt
    >shitty low carbon steel
    >plastic scabbard
    >spoon metal fittings
    >faux leather strapping
    >weighs barely a pound
    >acrylic paint
    I would tell him to kill himself, but there's no way he can do it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They look like my daughters...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know they aren't?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the problem?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    seeing her nipples get hard is the best thing.
    i know most people have been saying its just her bra slipping down, revealing her nipple. fuck you gays.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember a guy pulling up a hyrule shield to block the piss from the drunk frat boy roommate.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He better hope open carrying a sword is legal in his state, think only a few states actually allow open carry of an actual sword. Texas I believe let's you open carry a sword if you really wanted to do so, like just walk around with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope he enjoys MTGO/MTGA then

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a chad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      excuse me? reverse blade katana?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The blade is the other way. The character doesn't like to kill so he essentially beats them with the blunt side of the sword.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't be sure he's a Nintendo fan. Maybe he just needed a sword and a Master Sword is what was available

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a rookie

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love me Wipeout
    Love me Fzero
    Hate fag anti grav fangames

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time at work I was listening to J-rock on my phone and accidentally pulled my headphone cord out by dropping the phone on the floor. 20 soul crushing seconds of Mass of Fermenting Dregs blasting at full volume while I scrambled to turn it off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mass of Fermenting Dregs
      My man. Thoughts on their new album?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time, when I was taking the train to my summerjob at some London law firm a working classman pushed down a seat for me because my hand were full so I sat next to him. You know the type, tall, high visjacket, smells like urine, strong but common features—very respectable. Anyways, I was reading American Psycho at the time and I was on a chapter where Bateman was graphically describing himself fucking a girl and then killing her and then using the corpse sexually. Because this basically filled the whole page I have no doubt that the fellow next to me, when he peered over, was instantly greeted with a bunch of vulgar nonsense and probably thought I was a completely degenerate. In all fairness, I did get a boner reading about him using the girls head like an onahole because I was like 16-17 at the time. Either way, it was pretty embarassing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are british people so obsessed with class

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >public transport in america looks like THAT
    Why do they even complain lol

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look up local laws
    >can carry around a sword as long as i keep it in its scabbard
    >seriously considering being that guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'll show 'em! Probably what your life has been missing up to now. Next step is correcting people on your pronouns and shaming people for "dead naming" you. You're on your way Anon, good luck!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats tall talk from someone in ichimonji range

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was just kidding around with you! Please do not commit sudoku upon me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't do that in my country I don't think but if I could and had the money I would 100% walk around my city dressed in full plate armor and carry a sword around. Imagine being a tourist and just seeing some knight on the London underground carrying a sword. It's autistic but it's cool to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure you could get away with that as long as the sword isn't real.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          but then what's the fucking point? Then you're just a twat in armor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're still a twat in armour even if the sword is real.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you could rally a merry band of brothers to suit up with you and hit up local taverns, i'm sure you'd get a free drink or two
        that'd be sick to see a full on party of knights gallivanting around the city

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took me 60 seconds to notice the sword. I kept trying to figure out what was wrong with the kid that is man spreading.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man spreading

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he's un/zipping his backpack.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I too saw the reddit thread fellow redditor. Upvoted.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are usually just nerds who play on all systems, but wearing zelda always nets you more gamer points.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    リンクです。あなたがプリンセスゼルダですか?僕は助けたいですよ!

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did this the first time I went to a con, I had to ride the bus with a katana and a pikachu plushie, but I was 18 and I didn't care how I looked.
    Today I still wouldn't care about doing that shit in public if it weren't for the kind of absolute chud gays I would be associated with.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else would it be? Snoy? Microsoft? Western games? lol. Nintendo is one of 3 or so companies still making games worth being autistic over.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a non-Nintendo fan own a Master Sword, dummy?

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you cherrypicked your image.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it were legal in my country I would absolutely walk around everywhere wearing a longsword. In my country (A FUCKING LEAF LMAO) you can technically walk around legally with a sword, knife, etc, but the INTENT is what matters, you can't carry a knife or weapon for self defense or malicious intent, so while its legal police have a lot of power to question you, confiscate it, possibly arrest you for disturbing the peace, etc. If I lived in Texas I'd never the house without a sword and chainmail just because it'd be legal and fun.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just make the intent fashion.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i already explained why, the police have a lot more power than you in the situation so you could legally be questioned by police every single time
        >why are you wearing that? where are you going with that? what are you going to do with that? etc
        or they have a lot of ways to arrest you or confiscate it
        >you're making people afraid and disturbing the peace walking around with that, we're taking it or you're under arrest, etc
        and that goes on a permanent record that will always show up and makes doing a lot of things a hassle and then the legal process to get back confiscated items is very lengthy and you may never have it returned and then you're pretty much out of the money you paid
        so its just not worth it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not just make the intent fashion.

      You're technically allowed to open carry anywhere with an unloaded big gun(non restricted) in Leafistan.
      Then again you can still be charged for disrupting the peace and that's whatever the fuck the police feel like.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes officer. He's carrying some kind of huge knife.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people take creepy photos of strangers
    Why are city people so fucking weird?

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asymmetrical clothing is very anime and cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it would look good with a pair og nice sneakers and a skateboard

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the one where the chick is making fun of a guy for wearing a backpack?

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