>since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you
If you live in such a place stop living in shitholes, most of the country is nothing like what you said.
Better yet, don't, if you come from such a place chances are you are a shitty person too, stay where you are and don't ruin a nice place by moving there.
Most American downtown cities look like this. Only the rich financial areas do they keep the riff raff out. I know because I work in one and thankfully I don't have to deal with public transportation to avoid all that
Thanks for confirming you live in a shithole, try visiting other places in your life and see how fricked the people around you are and how not normal it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yeah I will agree most of Americas cities are a shithole like that no matter where you live they only push out the unwanted from the more clean areas.
I travel quite frequently btw I just don't use public transportation in usa because 9/10s you'll have a psycho in there or some black man mugging a random person
>hey this one place in Philly >literally all of American cities' downtowns look like that.
Meanwhile in the capital city of the blackest state in the U.S.
name who? Black folk?
could be anyone. lot of psycho beaners too. whites and east asian people are too docile to do anything like this. other types of asians are psycho as well - all become psycho with any alcohol or cocaine
>monster troons leave their houses looking like they do >women can't be judged for anything they do and get a free pass when they act like c**ts >but I have to feel embarrassment from watching anime in public
Am I crazy for finding pre-op ftm trannies kinda hot? They're basically just tomboys but more committed. There are some at my uni and you literally have no idea they identify as male without them telling you. They're just with medium long hair in boy's clothes. They always remind me of Kino
happy women effectively don't exist unless they're working their ass off to ride a wiener carousel of endless, increasingly expensive or destructive distractions. like a tiny percentage of women are happy settling down and its evidenced by every dating site, cheating, divorce, and depression/anxiety stat out there.
in highschool there was a phase where all the black kids were in the library reading naruto manga on the PC's. I remember being in there and seeing our older white librarian lady walking around looking at the monitors and i felt bad because i figured she was going to give them shit and tell them to not access those sites but instead she just asked about it. One of the kids sheepishly told her what it was and the librarian nodded and said something along the lines of "oh yeah i've heard of those" and moved on. I found it kind of sweet that even though she was older she was happy that the students were reading.
It’s a good policy. I’m sure she was happy that the computers were taken up by kids reading for once instead of playing flash games, sneaking in games of CS or HLDM or flipping all the screens for laughs. A lot of students used the library to skip class or have a quiet place to chill out when stoned. To be fair I did every one of these things listed but I was actually reading most of the time so the librarians would mostly leave me alone.
I see dudes watching anime on the subway in NYC plenty of times
They're always black or hispanic
i see all kinds of people watch anime on the regional rail. Theres a pretty cute girl that looks like mid to late twenties who i've seen reading manga on my ride in. I once saw a clearly middle aged overweight white guy who must have been at least 45 watching some anime shit. I really cant imagine seeing it and thinking it was so strange to take a picture or even double take.
>be autistic loner turbonerd >freshman year of high school 04 or 05 >nervous since army family moved and I'm a new kid and an autistic nerd >just keep to myself and play GBA when I can >in art class >see fat black dude with a massive fricking sketch book with his face like an inch away from the paper drawing >walk by and see him drawing Inuyasha >it's actually pretty good. >act like a shitbird teen and say "isn't that a girl's show" >he says "nah son" like three times before going into how fricking cool Inuyasha is >the characters, the powers, how the fights are more strategic than dbz >brings out the movie >all of them >he was using the dvd cover as a model for his drawing and fricking brought all of them >gives breakdowns of the plots and how they're the tightest shit >try to swap topic to something more normal like music >ask if he heard lil jon or whoever black was popular at the time >pulls out is psp >max volume >BOKUDACHIWAAAAAA >hear "oh shit!" and like two other black dudes come over and start singing it >they start making requests >bleach op1, samurai champloo, bebop op >asks if I like fighting games >only really played Killer Instinct >starts going in on marvel vs capcom 2 >tells me to meet him after school >drags me to the youth center where a Dreamcast is hooked up and we play marvel 2 >drags me to the computer area in the back where they have brood war set up >refuses to leave me alone >just evangelizes vidya and anime like his soul depended on it >dude practically gave me my vidya tastes aside from fricking zelda and metroid
I legit love how when black people are passionate about something they're all fricking in.
No half assing, no apologizing, no worrying about if it's cringe they just love the shit they love 200%.
Only mentally ill guys see another guy doing something strange and feel the need to share it. You see a guy acting weird you just note it to yourself and move on. Who cares?
I still remember watching LWA on the bus and not caring about anyone then I feel a tap on the shoulder and it's a girl acquantaince who's probably been watching how I watched this anime about witches for the past 15 minutes. She was nice and all but I felt so much shame.
>implying women give a shit about any of your hobbies
the reality is that all that shit is just excuses they give to guys they find unnatractive
chad could be holding a body pillow while blasting vocaloid songs and singing along, and women would still be dying to frick him
my best friend has an 8/10 face, he lived in a small room with naked anime posters on the walls, a boob mousepad and a fleshlight
his girlfriend was a feminist who was constantly talking about feminist shit wven though this guy was unironically misogynist
she once posted a picture with a sarcastic "on a date with my boyfriend *sigh*" he was ignoring her, playing pokemon on a gba (in 2017) and didn't even notice the pic being taken
in the end HE dumped HER
NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face
>NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face
To elaborate, chicks dig confidence. To elaborate further, what a lot of women like is someone who is their own man, who isn't easily swayed and who's answer to, "It's me or the stupid booby mousepad" is. "get out of my house." It's a security thing - it basically shows you aren't the type of person who can be taken advantage of or voluntarily fricked over, and that they can rely on you.
Plus, if they don't back down on that stupid crap and insist you have to fit their mould, then they're not worth your time in the first place, buddy.
Joe Rogan podcast is pretty much people like this blabbering about banal things over coffee and thats the most popular webshow. Jordan Peterson and that Marie Kondo made HUGE waves and all they ever said "clean your room you manbaby packrat".
I mean yeah. one mans idiot is another mans role model and vice versa. I think its fine to listen to people like that but always keep them at a kind arms length mentally listening to them the same way you would look at a animal in a zoo.
Patrice O Neal's radio takes for instance makes a lot of sense until you grow and you realize that he doesnt. even still it was a great and funny guy to listen to.
Something tells me you never grew out of that phase and just listen to another type of weirdo
2 years ago
Anonymous
I dont listen to any sort of radio podcast anymore period. I watch Twitch and Netflix sometimes if I have people over but I dont really listen to other people to get "opinions". the last podcast I listened to was the Pan Pizza podcast back when it first started for like the fest 15 or so eps and that was I think like 5+ years back mate
>I need constant [product] in my life I need to [consume] the [product].. I don't have time to stay there and read books when there are so many chaos [products]
thats the only problem i see. I hate when people blast music or other nonsense on the train. I always make sure my headphones are charged so i can play whitenoise if i want to read in case someone is doing that. Its not a big deal really, but i always find it strange how easily some people can decided to inconvenience everyone around them. Glad he's happy though.
This guy is just a normal dude enjoying what he wants to enjoy
This guy is a larping homosexual with no sense of self awareness who doesn't even have the autism/courage to go full autist and cosplay as Link so he looks infinitely more moronic
He's obviously temporarily positioned like that to retrieve something from his bag. Maybe you're the autismo waste of air if you can't comprehend something so obvious.
If I'm sitting in a subway tram and at the next stop a guy strapped with a sword gets on, it's none of my fricking business what he does with it, it's HIS sword
>But a nerd sword is basically inviting some thug to jump you.
If I was a thug I'd never be jumping anyone who's visibly carrying a stupid nerd sword. Like, nine out of ten times they're an easy mark who would be too scared to actually whip it out, but the tenth time, well...
Sorry anon, horses don't live that long.... And besides, there's not much room for horses in a modern city.
Link now has to take public transportation where he goes to work his shitty construction job because it's the only job he can work without speaking and with his current skills.
because the only real recognizeable merchandise is nintendo-themed?
would you make this thread if someone was walking around with the blades of chaos on their waist like a sperg?
>no tang >hollow hilt >shitty low carbon steel >plastic scabbard >spoon metal fittings >faux leather strapping >weighs barely a pound >acrylic paint
I would tell him to kill himself, but there's no way he can do it.
seeing her nipples get hard is the best thing.
i know most people have been saying its just her bra slipping down, revealing her nipple. frick you homosexuals.
He better hope open carrying a sword is legal in his state, think only a few states actually allow open carry of an actual sword. Texas I believe let's you open carry a sword if you really wanted to do so, like just walk around with it.
One time at work I was listening to J-rock on my phone and accidentally pulled my headphone cord out by dropping the phone on the floor. 20 soul crushing seconds of Mass of Fermenting Dregs blasting at full volume while I scrambled to turn it off.
One time, when I was taking the train to my summerjob at some London law firm a working classman pushed down a seat for me because my hand were full so I sat next to him. You know the type, tall, high visjacket, smells like urine, strong but common features—very respectable. Anyways, I was reading American Psycho at the time and I was on a chapter where Bateman was graphically describing himself fricking a girl and then killing her and then using the corpse sexually. Because this basically filled the whole page I have no doubt that the fellow next to me, when he peered over, was instantly greeted with a bunch of vulgar nonsense and probably thought I was a completely degenerate. In all fairness, I did get a boner reading about him using the girls head like an onahole because I was like 16-17 at the time. Either way, it was pretty embarassing
That'll show 'em! Probably what your life has been missing up to now. Next step is correcting people on your pronouns and shaming people for "dead naming" you. You're on your way Anon, good luck!
Can't do that in my country I don't think but if I could and had the money I would 100% walk around my city dressed in full plate armor and carry a sword around. Imagine being a tourist and just seeing some knight on the London underground carrying a sword. It's autistic but it's cool to me
you could rally a merry band of brothers to suit up with you and hit up local taverns, i'm sure you'd get a free drink or two
that'd be sick to see a full on party of knights gallivanting around the city
I did this the first time I went to a con, I had to ride the bus with a katana and a pikachu plushie, but I was 18 and I didn't care how I looked.
Today I still wouldn't care about doing that shit in public if it weren't for the kind of absolute troony homosexuals I would be associated with.
If it were legal in my country I would absolutely walk around everywhere wearing a longsword. In my country (A FRICKING LEAF LMAO) you can technically walk around legally with a sword, knife, etc, but the INTENT is what matters, you can't carry a knife or weapon for self defense or malicious intent, so while its legal police have a lot of power to question you, confiscate it, possibly arrest you for disturbing the peace, etc. If I lived in Texas I'd never the house without a sword and chainmail just because it'd be legal and fun.
i already explained why, the police have a lot more power than you in the situation so you could legally be questioned by police every single time >why are you wearing that? where are you going with that? what are you going to do with that? etc
or they have a lot of ways to arrest you or confiscate it >you're making people afraid and disturbing the peace walking around with that, we're taking it or you're under arrest, etc
and that goes on a permanent record that will always show up and makes doing a lot of things a hassle and then the legal process to get back confiscated items is very lengthy and you may never have it returned and then you're pretty much out of the money you paid
so its just not worth it
You're technically allowed to open carry anywhere with an unloaded big gun(non restricted) in Leafistan.
Then again you can still be charged for disrupting the peace and that's whatever the frick the police feel like.
Emotionally stunted from decades of consuming children's media.
>I'm more of a hard-core gamer myself
>I prefer adult themed cinematic games
Unironically yes. The same way Barnie the Purple Dinosaur and the Sopranos are both media.
You wouldn't get it, you fricking normalgay.
Is that Wisconsin or something? Most bus drivers would close the door, drive on, then call in the police.
If only us weebbros had that same courage...
this is my favourite image
Picture also seems to be taken in either Russia or Ukraine, judging by slavic letters on the tent outside. as well as the overall clothing style
I don't think it's Russia. they don't have McDonald's there anymore
Oldest archive pic is Feb 2020.
could be Russia then
Isn't the orange buscard reader a big hint too?
no clue. I don't use public transit, or familiar with most countries outside of my own
This is what peak escapism looks like.
Wait, he doesn't even have earbuds in. That guy is just letting that chinese cartoon run full blast.
I think it's just a still image. He looks at to escape reality.
>KYAAAAAA ONI CHAN
He's reading the subtitles.
could have a left bud in. good tactic here in america since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you.
>mono audio
>ever
I would rather get killed.
>since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you
If you live in such a place stop living in shitholes, most of the country is nothing like what you said.
Better yet, don't, if you come from such a place chances are you are a shitty person too, stay where you are and don't ruin a nice place by moving there.
Lmao look at all that text seethe
Most American downtown cities look like this. Only the rich financial areas do they keep the riff raff out. I know because I work in one and thankfully I don't have to deal with public transportation to avoid all that
Thanks for confirming you live in a shithole, try visiting other places in your life and see how fricked the people around you are and how not normal it is.
Yeah I will agree most of Americas cities are a shithole like that no matter where you live they only push out the unwanted from the more clean areas.
I travel quite frequently btw I just don't use public transportation in usa because 9/10s you'll have a psycho in there or some black man mugging a random person
Looks like that here in Canada too
>Most American downtown cities
Confirmed for having never visited a city in your life.
Confirmed for coping like a true city pod cuck
Thankfully I make enough money downtown to not have to deal with the "culture" of bodega living
"Ahh what a lovely view"
>Day of the Dead (1985)
>215 area code
Aka Philadelphia, long known to be a complete shithole beyond the half dozen blocks of tourist areas.
>Most American downtown cities look like this.
Yes you are correct every city looks like Detroit
>tfw Moon Man, Ben Garrison, and The Boys show up on that street
>hey this one place in Philly
>literally all of American cities' downtowns look like that.
Meanwhile in the capital city of the blackest state in the U.S.
Are you really that much of a pussy to actually name them?
name who? Black folk?
could be anyone. lot of psycho beaners too. whites and east asian people are too docile to do anything like this. other types of asians are psycho as well - all become psycho with any alcohol or cocaine
>since you dont know what kind of psycho is next to you
Sounds like a horrid place to live if you have to fear everyone around you constantly
If you're not living like that no matter where you go, then you are a dumbass b***h moron who's going to deservedly die really soon.
>Wait, he doesn't even have earbuds in. That guy is just letting that chinese cartoon run full blast.
That's actually kinda based.
the fact that it's a femoid taking the picture always makes me laugh.
men's enjoyment is something they hate because they can't comprehend it
>the fact that it's a femoid
dilate chud
>troony avatargay telling others to dilate
are you okay?
is this supposed to be kneeling on george floyds neck? or do i have brain cancer now from AI....
it's that image, you are alright
thanks anon
These AI meme images are betting getter and getter
How far detached from reality do you have to be to post shit like this?
gem
>monster troons leave their houses looking like they do
>women can't be judged for anything they do and get a free pass when they act like c**ts
>but I have to feel embarrassment from watching anime in public
YWNBAW
kinky
Am I crazy for finding pre-op ftm trannies kinda hot? They're basically just tomboys but more committed. There are some at my uni and you literally have no idea they identify as male without them telling you. They're just with medium long hair in boy's clothes. They always remind me of Kino
It would be a cute aesthetic if they weren't all also severely brainwashed and mentally ill
>am I crazy for finding <nu-speak for tomboys> hot?
Yes, anon. you're crazy.
maybe she just found it funny, calm your breasts
>meanwhile, in reality
>because they can't comprehend it
To be fair, the reverse is also true.
happy women effectively don't exist unless they're working their ass off to ride a wiener carousel of endless, increasingly expensive or destructive distractions. like a tiny percentage of women are happy settling down and its evidenced by every dating site, cheating, divorce, and depression/anxiety stat out there.
See.
Can't comprehend it.
I once saw an old dude, around 40 or 50 watching Miku MMDs on a tablet in the subway
One time I stood next to a 20s-30s black guy watching Attack on Titan
This was years ago and I had no idea brothas watched anime, man how wrong was I
black weebs are unapologetically the weebiest of weebs. i know, i live in california. i respect their all-in mentality
I see dudes watching anime on the subway in NYC plenty of times
They're always black or hispanic
in highschool there was a phase where all the black kids were in the library reading naruto manga on the PC's. I remember being in there and seeing our older white librarian lady walking around looking at the monitors and i felt bad because i figured she was going to give them shit and tell them to not access those sites but instead she just asked about it. One of the kids sheepishly told her what it was and the librarian nodded and said something along the lines of "oh yeah i've heard of those" and moved on. I found it kind of sweet that even though she was older she was happy that the students were reading.
As long as kids are reading they can do whatever they want. That's my policy.
It’s a good policy. I’m sure she was happy that the computers were taken up by kids reading for once instead of playing flash games, sneaking in games of CS or HLDM or flipping all the screens for laughs. A lot of students used the library to skip class or have a quiet place to chill out when stoned. To be fair I did every one of these things listed but I was actually reading most of the time so the librarians would mostly leave me alone.
My school library had a few volumes of the Fullmetal alchemist manga.
i see all kinds of people watch anime on the regional rail. Theres a pretty cute girl that looks like mid to late twenties who i've seen reading manga on my ride in. I once saw a clearly middle aged overweight white guy who must have been at least 45 watching some anime shit. I really cant imagine seeing it and thinking it was so strange to take a picture or even double take.
I used to work at the airport and one of our supply guys always had his laptop next to the work computer to watch MHA
>be autistic loner turbonerd
>freshman year of high school 04 or 05
>nervous since army family moved and I'm a new kid and an autistic nerd
>just keep to myself and play GBA when I can
>in art class
>see fat black dude with a massive fricking sketch book with his face like an inch away from the paper drawing
>walk by and see him drawing Inuyasha
>it's actually pretty good.
>act like a shitbird teen and say "isn't that a girl's show"
>he says "nah son" like three times before going into how fricking cool Inuyasha is
>the characters, the powers, how the fights are more strategic than dbz
>brings out the movie
>all of them
>he was using the dvd cover as a model for his drawing and fricking brought all of them
>gives breakdowns of the plots and how they're the tightest shit
>try to swap topic to something more normal like music
>ask if he heard lil jon or whoever black was popular at the time
>pulls out is psp
>max volume
>BOKUDACHIWAAAAAA
>hear "oh shit!" and like two other black dudes come over and start singing it
>they start making requests
>bleach op1, samurai champloo, bebop op
>asks if I like fighting games
>only really played Killer Instinct
>starts going in on marvel vs capcom 2
>tells me to meet him after school
>drags me to the youth center where a Dreamcast is hooked up and we play marvel 2
>drags me to the computer area in the back where they have brood war set up
>refuses to leave me alone
>just evangelizes vidya and anime like his soul depended on it
>dude practically gave me my vidya tastes aside from fricking zelda and metroid
I legit love how when black people are passionate about something they're all fricking in.
No half assing, no apologizing, no worrying about if it's cringe they just love the shit they love 200%.
not reading your homosexual fiction about knee grows
>not reading
And then anon realized, he was the Black folk.
only in miller groves
I only hate black people when I'm on the internet i think they are cool in real life
we think the same thing whitey
I'm the opposite
Black people watch anime more than white people back in my school. Its was always Naruto or DBZ tho
Wait is that Sakura Trick?
Dude looks so happy, more power to him
who's he smiling at?
Haruka.
thanks anon
No problem.
Just a guess from the uniform 2bf. Still worth a watch.
outfit doesn’t look the exact same, though it’s close
>dude just enjoying his anime
Feels good man
Sometimes things can be good.
I dont even care that its anime. Im just happy to see another person smile.
if this were a girl Ganker would find ways to shit on her
Got proof for that?
I'm going to say no
??? girls never do that tho
Dumbass woman with a victim complex. No one gives a shit if you're watching anime. If they're making fun of you, it's because you're fat.
>femoid sees a picture of a man being happy
>desperately tries to make herself into a victim over it
Here's the evil version
it's always a woman taking the picture
Only mentally ill guys see another guy doing something strange and feel the need to share it. You see a guy acting weird you just note it to yourself and move on. Who cares?
if you look closer in the reflection it's a woman taking a picture and judging him
yeah? What's that gotta do with my post
you posted the picture genius you tell me.
you're stupid, anon
seems like your the stupid one. I was just simply making an observation
>says only girls take pics
>agree and give a theory as to why men don't
>points out it's a girl again
Work on your English
It's not possible that it's the woman in the reflection to the right, based on the angle the picture was taken from
What a Chad
Absolute chad
LMAO CONTEXT
you will never be a woman
I kneel
it's from a comedy article.
So dreamy.
a paracosm
I still remember watching LWA on the bus and not caring about anyone then I feel a tap on the shoulder and it's a girl acquantaince who's probably been watching how I watched this anime about witches for the past 15 minutes. She was nice and all but I felt so much shame.
I don't watch anime anymore but power to him
Peak comfy
I seek respect within the temple, not without.
>puts pussy on a pedestal
lmao god i love being a gaychad and not having to worry at all about what w*men think.
Still must suck being taken advantage of as a child, but at least you embrace it.
don't worry anon, i wasn't taken advantage of, just completely neglected and spent way too much time unmonitored on the internet.
>implying women give a shit about any of your hobbies
the reality is that all that shit is just excuses they give to guys they find unnatractive
chad could be holding a body pillow while blasting vocaloid songs and singing along, and women would still be dying to frick him
my best friend has an 8/10 face, he lived in a small room with naked anime posters on the walls, a boob mousepad and a fleshlight
his girlfriend was a feminist who was constantly talking about feminist shit wven though this guy was unironically misogynist
she once posted a picture with a sarcastic "on a date with my boyfriend *sigh*" he was ignoring her, playing pokemon on a gba (in 2017) and didn't even notice the pic being taken
in the end HE dumped HER
NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face
>NEVER try to appeal to a woman's "tastes" because women don't even know what they like, other than a handsome face
To elaborate, chicks dig confidence. To elaborate further, what a lot of women like is someone who is their own man, who isn't easily swayed and who's answer to, "It's me or the stupid booby mousepad" is. "get out of my house." It's a security thing - it basically shows you aren't the type of person who can be taken advantage of or voluntarily fricked over, and that they can rely on you.
Plus, if they don't back down on that stupid crap and insist you have to fit their mould, then they're not worth your time in the first place, buddy.
If you are over 15 and care about ther peoples, especially womens, opinions then you are a loser and no one will respect you
how did this guy become the latest face for manliness amongst the alt right?
Uh, I am an extremely high ranking member of the alt right and I've never even heard of him.
is he wrong doe?
What is this phenotype called?
The gootecks.
American
Uberchad
1/2 sand Black person.
If you get destroyed by a retaded commie, yes he is wrong.
>tfw too smart to read
he's like a meme coming true
I've never seen a video of this dude before, but god damn what a fricking moron. Do people actually listen to what this moron has to say?
Joe Rogan podcast is pretty much people like this blabbering about banal things over coffee and thats the most popular webshow. Jordan Peterson and that Marie Kondo made HUGE waves and all they ever said "clean your room you manbaby packrat".
I mean yeah. one mans idiot is another mans role model and vice versa. I think its fine to listen to people like that but always keep them at a kind arms length mentally listening to them the same way you would look at a animal in a zoo.
Patrice O Neal's radio takes for instance makes a lot of sense until you grow and you realize that he doesnt. even still it was a great and funny guy to listen to.
Something tells me you never grew out of that phase and just listen to another type of weirdo
I dont listen to any sort of radio podcast anymore period. I watch Twitch and Netflix sometimes if I have people over but I dont really listen to other people to get "opinions". the last podcast I listened to was the Pan Pizza podcast back when it first started for like the fest 15 or so eps and that was I think like 5+ years back mate
Yeah he is wrong, he got dunked on by the most intelligent commie(only read one book)
>I need constant [product] in my life I need to [consume] the [product].. I don't have time to stay there and read books when there are so many chaos [products]
Books are products too anon
This grifter is proof that one way or another, the vast majority of people are so incredibly stupid. How can such a moron be influential is baffling.
i don't get it. What's there beef with lewis hamilton? He's just a racer
The irony of this webm. They literally look like 15 year old kids trying to act cool. How do people give these pathetic homosexuals money?
I assume they find them funny, like watching monkeys at the zoo
>Im too smart too read
But not too smart to not be a homosexual on TikTok apparently.
Is this a real tweet from him? I know he's a sub-80 IQ mongrel but he was recently seen partying with esports gaymers...
I do not know who this person is
I had never heard his name before like a month ago
Wtf I hate anime now
Normal stable women literally don't give a shit if you watch anime, as long as it isn't an unhealthy obsession.
Bold of Tate to assume I respect women enough to introduce them to my hobbies.
Genuine happiness is nice to see
That guy is way too normal looking to be a weeb.
weebs come in all shapes and sizes anon
>that look of pure joy
What a king
I can't hate the dude tbh. Wish i had half his confidence
worst is the no headphones. dont bother others in public
thats the only problem i see. I hate when people blast music or other nonsense on the train. I always make sure my headphones are charged so i can play whitenoise if i want to read in case someone is doing that. Its not a big deal really, but i always find it strange how easily some people can decided to inconvenience everyone around them. Glad he's happy though.
U can literally see the subtitles moron.
Content. Happy.
big dick energy
This guy is just a normal dude enjoying what he wants to enjoy
This guy is a larping homosexual with no sense of self awareness who doesn't even have the autism/courage to go full autist and cosplay as Link so he looks infinitely more moronic
Know the difference
HARAM
https://streamable.com/o9fqv4
>enjoying an entertainment show
Whats wrong with it? he's smiling?
Because nobody owns an Xbox
What, did some crazy shit happen or something? I don't news.
Just some schizo that goes on public transport multiple days with a fricking sword.
Anon it's a sword not a hand grenade. What is he gonna do, unshealth it and kill ganon?
>tfw carry a sword every day
>because this area is swarming with fricking coyotes
Works better than bashing their brains out with a stick.
Sasuga weeberai sama.
>carrying a weeb stick
>not carrying a magnificent knight sword
Shit dude, you only got 0 STR.
Plenty of weeby knight swords.
>The guy literally puked on me when he saw me naked
>tfw Im like this but only interested in femboys or transgirls
Jesus they'd have more luck just being femboys if the desperation carries over this hard
mental illness
Wouldn't be a big deal if you had a gun.
and also apparently rides a bike with said sword since his pant is cuffed like that. frickin autismo gigante
Generalisimo Autismo
wow
first twitter threads now reddit threads; whats next?
it sure is a good time to be a member of Ganker Ganker!
cope 4cuck kneel to your superiors and know your place cattle
>guy with LoZ sword in public
No particular feelings
>guy sticking his foot into the aisle while seated
Absolute waste of air.
He's obviously temporarily positioned like that to retrieve something from his bag. Maybe you're the autismo waste of air if you can't comprehend something so obvious.
We should all aspire to be the chuuni.
What else? A sony fan dressing up as knack?
If I'm sitting in a subway tram and at the next stop a guy strapped with a sword gets on, it's none of my fricking business what he does with it, it's HIS sword
Actually it's a pretty smart idea carry some steel or iron if you're in one of these major city sprawls. I carry a knife and a glock.
a larp sword/metal pipe wouldn't be ideal if up against some nig with a gun but at least its better than nothing
Very masculine.
But a nerd sword is basically inviting some thug to jump you. It's worse than carrying nothing. A concealed knife or gun is enough.
>But a nerd sword is basically inviting some thug to jump you.
If I was a thug I'd never be jumping anyone who's visibly carrying a stupid nerd sword. Like, nine out of ten times they're an easy mark who would be too scared to actually whip it out, but the tenth time, well...
qrd?
Nintendo fan is about to get ripped
Imagine Link from Legend of Zelda, but he's an autistic 40 year American who has to ride public transport
Link from LoZ struggles to integrate into modern society.
RIP Epona?
Sorry anon, horses don't live that long.... And besides, there's not much room for horses in a modern city.
Link now has to take public transportation where he goes to work his shitty construction job because it's the only job he can work without speaking and with his current skills.
he has puzzle solving abilities
Wrong. (You) have puzzle solving abilities.
Children puzzles
nintendie is illegally selling his autism and adhd medication on the train
because the only real recognizeable merchandise is nintendo-themed?
would you make this thread if someone was walking around with the blades of chaos on their waist like a sperg?
>dilate chud
Oh man I bet you made someone commit suicide!
>no tang
>hollow hilt
>shitty low carbon steel
>plastic scabbard
>spoon metal fittings
>faux leather strapping
>weighs barely a pound
>acrylic paint
I would tell him to kill himself, but there's no way he can do it.
They look like my daughters...
How do you know they aren't?
What's the problem?
seeing her nipples get hard is the best thing.
i know most people have been saying its just her bra slipping down, revealing her nipple. frick you homosexuals.
Remember a guy pulling up a hyrule shield to block the piss from the drunk frat boy roommate.
He better hope open carrying a sword is legal in his state, think only a few states actually allow open carry of an actual sword. Texas I believe let's you open carry a sword if you really wanted to do so, like just walk around with it.
I hope he enjoys MTGO/MTGA then
what a chad
excuse me? reverse blade katana?
The blade is the other way. The character doesn't like to kill so he essentially beats them with the blunt side of the sword.
You can't be sure he's a Nintendo fan. Maybe he just needed a sword and a Master Sword is what was available
What a rookie
Love me Wipeout
Love me Fzero
Hate gay anti grav fangames
One time at work I was listening to J-rock on my phone and accidentally pulled my headphone cord out by dropping the phone on the floor. 20 soul crushing seconds of Mass of Fermenting Dregs blasting at full volume while I scrambled to turn it off.
>Mass of Fermenting Dregs
My man. Thoughts on their new album?
One time, when I was taking the train to my summerjob at some London law firm a working classman pushed down a seat for me because my hand were full so I sat next to him. You know the type, tall, high visjacket, smells like urine, strong but common features—very respectable. Anyways, I was reading American Psycho at the time and I was on a chapter where Bateman was graphically describing himself fricking a girl and then killing her and then using the corpse sexually. Because this basically filled the whole page I have no doubt that the fellow next to me, when he peered over, was instantly greeted with a bunch of vulgar nonsense and probably thought I was a completely degenerate. In all fairness, I did get a boner reading about him using the girls head like an onahole because I was like 16-17 at the time. Either way, it was pretty embarassing
why are british people so obsessed with class
>public transport in america looks like THAT
Why do they even complain lol
>look up local laws
>can carry around a sword as long as i keep it in its scabbard
>seriously considering being that guy
That'll show 'em! Probably what your life has been missing up to now. Next step is correcting people on your pronouns and shaming people for "dead naming" you. You're on your way Anon, good luck!
thats tall talk from someone in ichimonji range
I was just kidding around with you! Please do not commit sudoku upon me.
Can't do that in my country I don't think but if I could and had the money I would 100% walk around my city dressed in full plate armor and carry a sword around. Imagine being a tourist and just seeing some knight on the London underground carrying a sword. It's autistic but it's cool to me
I'm pretty sure you could get away with that as long as the sword isn't real.
but then what's the fricking point? Then you're just a twat in armor
You're still a twat in armour even if the sword is real.
No
you could rally a merry band of brothers to suit up with you and hit up local taverns, i'm sure you'd get a free drink or two
that'd be sick to see a full on party of knights gallivanting around the city
It took me 60 seconds to notice the sword. I kept trying to figure out what was wrong with the kid that is man spreading.
>man spreading
Looks like he's un/zipping his backpack.
I too saw the reddit thread fellow redditor. Upvoted.
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These are usually just nerds who play on all systems, but wearing zelda always nets you more gamer points.
リンクです。あなたがプリンセスゼルダですか?僕は助けたいですよ!
I did this the first time I went to a con, I had to ride the bus with a katana and a pikachu plushie, but I was 18 and I didn't care how I looked.
Today I still wouldn't care about doing that shit in public if it weren't for the kind of absolute troony homosexuals I would be associated with.
Who else would it be? Snoy? Microsoft? Western games? lol. Nintendo is one of 3 or so companies still making games worth being autistic over.
Why would a non-Nintendo fan own a Master Sword, dummy?
Because you cherrypicked your image.
If it were legal in my country I would absolutely walk around everywhere wearing a longsword. In my country (A FRICKING LEAF LMAO) you can technically walk around legally with a sword, knife, etc, but the INTENT is what matters, you can't carry a knife or weapon for self defense or malicious intent, so while its legal police have a lot of power to question you, confiscate it, possibly arrest you for disturbing the peace, etc. If I lived in Texas I'd never the house without a sword and chainmail just because it'd be legal and fun.
why not just make the intent fashion.
i already explained why, the police have a lot more power than you in the situation so you could legally be questioned by police every single time
>why are you wearing that? where are you going with that? what are you going to do with that? etc
or they have a lot of ways to arrest you or confiscate it
>you're making people afraid and disturbing the peace walking around with that, we're taking it or you're under arrest, etc
and that goes on a permanent record that will always show up and makes doing a lot of things a hassle and then the legal process to get back confiscated items is very lengthy and you may never have it returned and then you're pretty much out of the money you paid
so its just not worth it
You're technically allowed to open carry anywhere with an unloaded big gun(non restricted) in Leafistan.
Then again you can still be charged for disrupting the peace and that's whatever the frick the police feel like.
Yes officer. He's carrying some kind of huge knife.
>people take creepy photos of strangers
Why are city people so fricking weird?
Why
Asymmetrical clothing is very anime and cool
it would look good with a pair og nice sneakers and a skateboard
Anyone got the one where the chick is making fun of a guy for wearing a backpack?