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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better than 2 especially with the dlc. Glad they dumped gachatrash and hopefully it's gone forever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F I P P Y
      Gachashit defenders get the fricking ROPE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why y'all fans like this? tho?
        game literally an auto battler lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >y'all poster is a moron
          many such cases

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meant for

            why y'all fans like this? tho?
            game literally an auto battler lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are using words you clearly don't know the meaning of

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          https://i.imgur.com/ivNicpt.png

          why is it so midslop shitslop

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nope and the fact that you have to pay 30 dollars extra for the true story automatically makes it the worst one in the series. Also it sold less than 2 and the remake of 1

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 had the better gameplay throughout the story.
      2 has the better gameplay but not until postgame. Even then, that's hundreds of hours.
      Plus, 2 has a sort of charm in it that 3 doesn't, and it sends out all sorts of love letters to weebshit of old. 3 has to build on the previous two games.
      Speaking of, 1 isn't a bad game, but the gameplay is clunky and the story is no more than a simple classic.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a Final homosexualry thread and you accidentally posted a Xenoblade logo?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 > 2 > 1

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 > 2 > 1

      it was shit

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit story
    Shit characters
    Shit exploration
    Shit world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Game plays itself
      Wow

      so true sis!

      >Eric thread
      yup time to leave

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game plays itself
    Wow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still made numerous games
      how did they get away with it?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1 > X > 2 > 3, turning on manual character swapping and manually controlling the entire parties topple burst combos or any other moves is fun and pacific rim ultraman henshins are kino but the story was middling even if the dlc was decent. The chain attacks in 3 are also the worst in the series

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely believe chain attacks are the worst part of the gameplay in every game. They way they so onesidedly stack the odds in your favor is unreal. You are untouchable in 1 after a topple locking CA, you blow up enemies in 2 with a color matching minigame, and you barely do shit in 3 once you get your smash art because you can just explode an enemy at 75% of its HP
      Overdrive (Ground, skell OD is shit) on the other hand had a learning curve and it's activation doesn't change the game, but rather enhances it. Its like Devil Trigger in that way. You're playing the same game but considering new things like hitcounts and art types, compared to chain attacks where everything turns into a turn based battle (where you're the only one with a turn). If OD is like DT, chain attacks are like if DT instead made all the enemies float and slowed time
      It's crazy how much more fun 2 was with OD, even if it was a watered down version since art types didn't play a factor.
      It wasn't perfect but there won't be any iteration on it unless they make X2 (unlikely) or make it the new party gauge mechanic (somehow unlikelier)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didn't ask

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so true sis!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i played 2 once and i literally not even trying to be funny felt asleep
    whoever has problems sleeping a good solid 5 minutes of that should do the trick

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how many people unironically shilled this franchise for so many years

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only good Xeno game is Xenosaga Episode 1.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      xenogears? doe?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too many boring and pointless cutscenes

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've had lots of complaints about it
    >starts out in boring as shit barren cliffs & grass area
    >exploration disabled by invisible walls until you do main story shit
    >follow up areas are boring desert with lots of running
    >party characters feel pretty boring since they all have similar "child soldier with a sad past" backgrounds, as opposed to the variety in 1 & 2
    >characters feel very generic gameplay-wise due to the class swapping and little individuality
    >if you do side content, you overlevel
    >if you overlevel, you can no longer unlock new classes you get

    It just feels like an extremely bland and uninteresting take on Xenoblade and the gameplay design failures like the overleveling problems appearing again in the 3rd (rather 4th) entry in the series are just baffling. They didn't even manage to make an interesting and cool world to explore this time, while 1, 2 and X as well all did extremely well in this regard, it was one of the series' strongest and most appealing points. Starting a new Xenoblade game and getting some weird as shit and completely new world to explore was what it was all about, but the world in 3 just feels like a bland retread of what the previous games already did. I have lots of issues with the game but this is probably my biggest gripe with it, it was very disappointing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WTF

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is the absolute worst place on the entire internet.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 is good though

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they thought they could make a game that makes you feel for 1 and 2, while not making it about 1 and 2 so that people that didn't play 1 and 2 don't feel left out. It always fricking happens like this, you can't have your cake and eat it too, you can't have a "legacy" game, while not expecting players to have played the previous games. Yes, it means that you are lowering your audience potential, but really that just means that 3 should have been even more stand alone than it was and that would have boosted it's quality a ton. Only the DLC should have had the "it connects back to 1 and 2" bits and finally make some sense of things. Also it doesn't help that the game play is a big downgrade from 1 and 2. Nothing feels impactful, nothing feels interesting, moves aren't different between the characters and effects are heavily nerfed in every regard to the point that most buff and debuffs don't matter. Like, you can't even make a bleed/poison/blaze build because you can't increase the damage of those in any meaningful way. They made them do fricking shit set damage, so you couldn't even find a way for them to do insane damage via chain attacks. It's just so bad. Monolith needs to remember that less is more. Less characters fighting on screen, more meaningful combinations. When you have every tool at once, nothing feels important. It also sacrificed interesting party banter and for nothing. The SAME FRICKING LINES EVERY FIGHT FOR 60 HOURS, FRICKING FRICK FRICK.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The game still has sex appeal (I want to marry Miyabi) but the little censors are a thorn in the game experience.

      What censorship?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I don't even think most of those who browse Ganker even play game.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game still has sex appeal (I want to marry Miyabi) but the little censors are a thorn in the game experience.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the XBC games are

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