why is literally every male companion in this game actively hitting on my male protag?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you literal homosexuals act like you don't play as female. Fricking hypocrites. Our rights as protagonists are destroyed to pieces and you do nothing about it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because you literal homosexuals act like you don't play as female.
      haha what?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you're muh gay if you play male characters
        >you're muh troony if you play female characters
        This is what you think and say in this board.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they want to frick you bro

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i played BG3, completely ignoring all that cringe nerd romance bullshit because im not a loser that jerks off to pixelated breasts, and what is left of that whole game is uh.... a bright forest, a dark forest, and the ugliest unfinished city ever made in an RPG with some non-sex related dialogues to push the story forward.

    i am absolutely baffled why this game is getting rated higher than 3/10.

    i just dont get it.

    i thought maybe at least the combat will be fun and exciting - but nope.
    its some mobile game point and click tier turn based horseshit for low IQ morons.

    all BG3 did for me, was make me reinstall Neverwinter Nights 2 lol.

    >captcha: astma
    wtf

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >im not a loser that jerks off to pixelated breasts
      Good, because this game allows you to put a penis on a female character, but there's no boob size slider lol

      they'll do the same if your char is female so what's the issue

      >100% of males being gay is normal
      Are you moronic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >boobs boobs dicks dicks sex sex sex romance romance romance
        can this cringe game frick off with all that pathetic shit and let me have a cool dungeons and dragons adventure?
        >NO! THIS IS A SEX GAME, DEAL AND COPE WITH IT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I don't get.
          I would even be fine with all male companions having the ability to go gay, but only if you actively try to get them to that point.
          But in this game they're actively coming onto me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Ask for mind flayer sex
          >Get delivered mind flayer sex
          I won, you lost
          That mind flayer also had a dangerously gay dragon bro by the way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i just dont get it
      You wouldn't, not everyone has a taste.
      >NW2
      lol
      lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >zoomie zoom zoom thinks balls gay ass 3 is taste

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    becaue it wasn't made with normal people in mind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. The game shoves things in your face relentlessly. Romantic advances, childish humor, cartoonish gore.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they'll do the same if your char is female so what's the issue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All of them act like gays who come on to you and give you sad puppy eyes when you say no, male or female. Except, surprisingly, Astarion, who's just like that.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield and BG3 are the worst RPG's i have ever played.
    This entire year of 2023 was just a huge gaming disaster.

    I literally hate every aspect of these games, but Baldurs Gate 3 is the worst because of its coomer cringe content.
    >i hate the outdated DOS2 engine
    >i hate the AI generated music
    >i hate every single companion
    >i hate the dialogues, the quests
    >i hate the braindead low IQ point and click turn based combat

    i didnt finish it, i entered act 3, walked around for a bit, vomited from how ugly it was, uninstalled.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female npcs hit on you if you are female
    >male npcs hit on you if you are male
    A non issue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone is gay and bothering you about it
      >non issue

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The only ones who actually bother you about it are Laezel and Astarion, everyone else is extremely easy to avoid getting romantic with unless you are deeply homosexual.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone else is extremely easy to avoid getting romantic with
          But they're literally coming onto me, anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >5E system
          >homosexualry
          >women strong, men shit/bad
          >turn based, have fun against 10 enemies, no wonder the game is over 100 hours
          >garbage writing and companions
          >reddit jokes and humour
          >unfinished, even after 6 years into making
          >3 act was a mess
          >full of bugs and problems
          >shit endings, while the choices overall barely matter
          >roll for everything, from combat, opening a chest, dialogue
          >everyone was hiting on the main character, they had to patch, can you believe that?
          >if you told them to frick off before patch, they will get sad and angry
          next cope my fellow larian bots/drones?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >men shit/bad
            Black person what are you even talking about

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tencent pockets go deep.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is DnD actually like this? A party of pansexual bawds desperate for fricking someone they met two days ago, everyone is friendly except when it's their turn to throw a sassy jab at you to show how quirky they are?
    As of Act 1, The choices are also pretty fricking black and white clear "help those poor exiles" or " kill them >:)" I'm pretty sure my middle school friends could write a more interesting campaign.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Is DnD actually like this?
      Usually the other people in your party are actually other human beings.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, unless your friends/party members are obsessed porn-addicts, like the people working on the game.
      Here's one of the big writers for BG3 - dude literally can't stop writing about gays, sex, furry garbage and dimwit politics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      older DND was cool to play and wasnt cringe (like BG2).
      everything went to shit a few years after BG2 got released and the entire DND was warped and mutated into some ungodly cringe shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It used to be different kind of degeneracy. We're on the pansexual friendly era.
      2000s D&D was the everyone gets an elf waifu and fricks dragons era. I think there's one illithid being raped by duergar in a book somewhere. Lots of sexual slavery and magical realms. in open air. Incredible details on books when not going degenerate.
      2010s D&D didn't really exist. frick 4.0
      1990s was the "normal" D&D, transitioning from classic friendly dwarves and elves helping humans in dungeon delving in the 1980s to the start of degenerate hell. Degeneration was already showing with drows and demons.
      2020 D&D is the furry pansexual era. Larian's side is the everyone fricks lizards side, but since 2015 we have animal people players out of the ass, expect furshit sex more than gay shit.

      In all eras the bard fricking a dragon joke still stands.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >expect furshit sex more than gay shit.
        they're called fur-gays for a reason

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because this website uses gay as a suffix

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            zoomer moment

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up, newbie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's much older than Ganker you posing homosexual moron. go gaggle a wiener like the rest of your generation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much the state of the 5e community. I play Rifts instead.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Black person, I'm going to be honest with you, Palworld is the game which is relevant now, not your shitty bg3 that you didn't even play, get with the times if you want to pretend to play video games.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anon bg3 is a sex simulator game for lefties

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This game got beaten and humiliated by Palworld. Tencent owns 30% of Larian Studios btw.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're a homosexual and/or a moron that keeps choosing the obviously gay answers.
    Astarion asked me for sex once, I told him to frick off and he never asked for it again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Because you're a homosexual and/or a moron
      Pretty sure those titles belong to the BG3 devs:

      No, unless your friends/party members are obsessed porn-addicts, like the people working on the game.
      Here's one of the big writers for BG3 - dude literally can't stop writing about gays, sex, furry garbage and dimwit politics.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know how it feels like to be a woman 🙂

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This guy tried to eat me so i chose [glass him] and it actually killed him so now i dont have a rogue anymore and the game gives you a warrior, warrior with rage and warrior with magic instead of anything useful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Withers

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because the game was made by homosexuals and women for homosexuals and women
    since you bought it you must be a homosexual or a woman

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Buying and playing a CRPG is sort of the same feeling as when you walk into a random bar drunk with a pal, order a drink, sit down and then realise the bar's name is Rainbow

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bc if you think there's something wrong with hitting on everyone you are a bigot

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because the lead designer of this game is a literal homosexual (with a Baraag account he onced liked on his Xitter during a shilling spree last year)

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >game has gay bear sex and cuckholding
    >doesnt have an option for a virgin wife or girlfriend
    How can anyone see this game as anything but malicious?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >can mix and match women with or without penises
      >can't give women bigger boobs

      This game is pure activism.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funnily, it's because not only is it progressive but also makes writing dialogue easier. It's simple really, English language has this convenient thing where it has scarcely any gendered words. The characters don't ever need to adress you as anything other than "you".
    They don't even need to acknowledge you as any gender in fact and this saves a frickton of work, because to the writers you are just a blank. So yeah, basically comes down to dialogue just being universal(romance included) and them feeling excused about it

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