Why is nobody talking about how garbage this game is?

The amount of shill work and money being pumped to bolster the delusional idea that this game isn't shovelware and is actually fun is sicknening. I notice how everyone seems to be talking about how it's "GOTY", "SO FUN BROS", and yet nobody online seems to be talking about how fucking terrible it looks and plays. It's so fucking clunky. There are no COMBOs, they just look like a string of shitty animations and visual effects. This game is fucking awful. When will someone not on WB's payroll come out on a large platform and denounce this nail in the coffin of video game integrity?

  1. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    smashtrannies seething

  2. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    it's so scary that bros are actually making tier lists, combos videos, matchup guides, etc just milking this flavor of the month garbage for everything it doesn't even have. The content creators and "influencers" should be to blame, I can't fault the brainwashed normies who just want muh wacky fighter with le memes and rick and morty.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the tier list meme. New game comes out? Better make a tier list even though there hasn't been any tournament results nor enough time to get the experience to make a tier list.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah those videos just testify how spineless, money hungry, homogenized, and artless content creation has become online. I feel shitty even using that phrase "content creation" another phrase that's become an excuse to be a thoughtless information output bot online.

  3. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    waahoooo

  4. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You gonna kill your parents with a bat, tendie? How about taking a shower instead haha

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      smashtrannies seething

      I couldn't give a fuck about Smash, Ultimate or Smelee. This game fucking blows and anybody defending it or actually somehow enjoying it should reevaluate their life decisions or consider therapy.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        So you're a fgg cuck threatened by a platform fighter? what the fuck is wrong with you lmao.

        shouldn't you be screaming about the upcoming League fighter being f2p?

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah I play platfighters too, I enjoy Rivals quite often. Why the fuck are we talking about my tastes when the thread is about how fucking abysmally low quality empty shell of a game Multishill is?

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I enjoy Rivals
            cuckold, got it

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Tasteless plebian insecure they cannot form an opinion of their own about anything they consume, got it

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Hit a nerve for insulting your dogshit looking indie game?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not going to jump out a window for a video game like some crybaby shill the way you seem to so I couldn't care less about you "shitting" on it. Somehow though it still feels better mechanically with better designed gameplay than the mess of a game that is MVS which has tens of millions of dollars invested in it, developed by a studio of hundreds of developers, with a money printer that prints out a road behind them and in front.. curious.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >N-no! Popular t-thing cannot be liked! P-please! No!
        Why are you like this, who made you the judge? No one. Cry more dumbass lmao,

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Your inability to distinguish an anti-popular contrarian opinion and a sincere critique of a work that happens to be popular for a provided reason is undoubtedly pathetic and I hope one day you discover the vibrant world of nuance.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >and a sincere critique of a work

            Your dogshit critique

            1. The games core gameplay is good
            2. The game is basically early access and you don't even know if it'll have the problems of a typical F2P game (where characters cost insane amounts of money). That isn't the case with the game currently.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              >sincere
              Lol, lmao. You really just hate the game, it's showing a lot buddy.

              You mindless gays love to come in droves to make yourselves look fucking stupid.
              >The games core gameplay is good
              What does this even mean? Core gameplay? As apposed to what other gameplay? It's as simple as a "fighting" (if it can even be called that) can be. It has flash game tier depth. They don't even have grabs, shields, or tilts in the fucking game. All the characters feel fucking awkward and floaty, I have a hard time finding AA+ games with controls that awful.
              >The game is basically early access and you don't even know if it'll have the problems of a typical F2P game (where characters cost insane amounts of money).
              Another "early access" meme. Why the fuck does a multi billion dollar company need to put their game through early access? Early access only makes sense for amateur indie developers who don't have the capital to pay every streamer in existence $ to play their game for a month. Maybe it's because it's a cost effective method of putting little resources into actually developing a well designed game and instead work on monetization and public attention? Oh and $20 per skin is a typical F2P problem if I've ever heard one, literally stealing money from children who don't realize how valueless they are, NFT tier predation.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >grabs, shields, or tilts

                Why does it need those things?

                MVS is about mind games, like baiting out edge guard down smashes.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >mind games
                MY FUCKING SIDES.
                I wish you had the awareness to realize how fucking gold that is. To be fair Tic-Tac-Toe has mind games too bro, I heard it might be at Evo this year.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You worship FGC morons and ricecels, it's pretty obvious.

                >bruh fr doe no cap i saw dis ting in street fighter 3 third strike and on god it was the hypest shit ever

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                >You worship FGC morons and ricecels, it's pretty obvious.
                Ignore my point and project your unfounded schizo world view on me based off of what little you think you understand, kek get btfo fag

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                You havent made any points, just "I like things and other mechanics (which are in the things that you like btw) are bad" How about you make an argument?

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                Because this is a troll thread and he's baiting many Anons

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >sincere
            Lol, lmao. You really just hate the game, it's showing a lot buddy.

  5. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    but lots of people are talking about how bad it is?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have yet to see that, unless you're talking about Ganker, most people act like it's the greatest feeling game they've played all year. I've considering removing fags from my Steam list when I see them in-game.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >I've considering removing fags from my Steam list when I see them in-game.

        Malding and balding, holy shit

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not really related but I wanted to post this really miserable attempt of someone shilling their game.
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/600624343
    But to answer your question OP, people have been astroturfing on this site since borderlands, take everything said here with a grain of salt.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      kek i love how he got instantly btfo with fpbp how fucking sad

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    every single complaint about this game is "popular thing bad" why can't schizos make constructive criticism

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >a string of shitty animations and visual effects
      Why can't shills and brainlets read?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        why cant you? thats not constructive criticism

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          If I were have a word with a developers in order to give them a genuine 'constructive critique' I would simply tell them they shouldn't have made the game in the first place and should shut down the games servers and remove it from all marketplaces then refund all the kids and manchildren for their microtransaction shekels.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It has literal random hitbox interactions.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why are tendies always like this, come a game copying their beloved nintendo and they lose their shit, same thing with genshin

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      why do brainlets and summerfags always use the same gay buzzwords they see repeated to attempt to fit in and ask themselves cheesy rhetorical questions in response to every post?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Cope

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Cope smash pedo.

          Arrest yourself

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    why would i constantly talk about it
    played 0.5 hours
    it's shit
    won't play again
    that's it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      My question is why isn't it more publicly critique or justifiably shitted on? Like not a single Youtube channel has even dared to open their mouth against it. It's just strange. You literally cannot find anybody describing it for what it actually is but instead it's all overly optimistic and downright disingenuous praise about it's depth and interesting gameplay for whatever fucked shekel fueled reason.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        They’re getting paid. I’m saying this as someone who somewhat likes the game. Content creators getting sponsored by WB for reviews. Streaming MV at evo requires you to sign up and one the rules is you can’t talk shit about the game.

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Cope smash pedo.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because we live in an age of retards who are happy to throw away their money for brand recognition.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you're fucking shit at it so the game has to be as shit as you OP?

    You didn't clicked with a game, it's not the end of the world. Move on, go outside and do something with your life.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >you're fucking shit at it so the game has to be as shit as you OP?
      Explaining the fallacy here would risk straining your retardation and I wouldn't want to cause undue harm to someone missing a few cards in their deck, but just know I didn't drop a single game before the brief uninstall. That's not meant to sound impressive of course because the playerbase is like 150k of fresh players but only because it's braindead and anybody who has even beaten the singleplayer content of any platfighter is miles ahead of the majority of people playing it right now.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played it, but it really seems like Smashies are seething

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Platform fighters will never be a genre. They will always be known as smash clones and will always be compared to smash.
    Every single smashclone that comes out comes with a torrent of "this game is better than smash bros" and "this game is a smash killer." And it never is.
    Even when FPS games were called doomclones, no one ever said "this game is the doom killer."
    Your pathetic genre exists only because people are able to compare it to the gold standard. If Nintendo stopped making smash bros, the genre would wither overnight and it would consist only of the fifteen people still playing melee.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody who isn't being paid to play this shit is talking about it?

    I haven't played any of the FOTMs in years. Amogus? Fall Guys? Fucking WB characters in smoosh? What's wrong with you zoomers?

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seethe over this game makes me want to try it

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's good.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    + Looks decent and is well animated
    + Lots of novel ideas
    + Good potential for future characters because WB owns tons of IPs
    - No physics or emphasis of contact/collision
    - Music is slow-paced 'epic' orchestral fluff
    - Basically plays like shit

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >There are no COMBOs
    uh oh, spaghetti-o, someone sucks at platform fighters

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