Why is nobody talking about the fact that you get to ride a fricking mech in Zelda TotK?! Like holy shit!

Why is nobody talking about the fact that you get to ride a fricking mech in Zelda TotK?! Like holy shit!

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is really talking about the game.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, because the actual game is pretty boring, people talking more about the reviews and sales like theyre investors

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much everyone everywhere is talking about the game my little so(y)ny lmao

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon... I counted 16 threads about it on Ganker's catalog alone.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Threads like "metacritic general" do not count

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bunch of joyless morons sure are seething about it through

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you get it late in the game and not even shit eating tendies can play the game that long before getting bored

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep, because the actual game is pretty boring, people talking more about the reviews and sales like theyre investors

      [...]

      No one is really talking about the game.

      SnoyBlack folk be mad

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because we've known that for 3 weeks?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive been playing it since release and had a ton of the game spoiled for me, but nobody talked about the mech robot and i was pleasantly surprised when i found it.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because everyone already knows it and its nigh useless since by the time you get it, you can one shot most enemies in 4 hits with your hyperpowered super zonai sword

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >about the fact
    ESL moment.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, agreed. Fromsoft btfo! Not only is this game soo much better than Elden Ring, it's already better than Armored Core, like.. holy shit!

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because its fricking useless

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/oEKQO1FCSQghFfxfRBmhHA/
    mindbroken

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my he*kin science... now that's.... now that's just simply epic as all hell, innit? GOOD GOD..............................................

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    POGGERS!

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    most people get it pretty late in the game and it's pretty underwhelming

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty generous to call that thing a "mech"

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black folk!

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This mech kinda sucks. Does less damage then just using link even with good horns fused, does nothing to protect link you just take full damage while riding, it's slow as frick and requires devices to mitigate the shittiness even a little. It works best when you just fuse the best shit you can to it then ignore it and just let it do its own thing. Even then it's the biggest of your spirit companions and is constantly getting in the way or poofing out of existence to get out of the way.

    The mech was so cool to find and I was so ready for it to be good but Nintendo had to hamstring every last bit of fun in this game.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I put 10 hours into TOTK and I haven't touched my Switch in days, I have zero desire to continue playing

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like that you get companions. Can't wait to see all the fun things they do with it on the PC version. Add whatever characters you want, for however you want.
    Really make it feel like an adventure.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just brew some adhesive potion, put on your frog suit or find/build shelter and start a fire to wait out the rain.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you even get the mech?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit Shrine in the Depths, the mech is the sixth sage. The process starts in a sky island though.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you get it in the last fricking 2 hours of the game you fricking idiot its a spoiler

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one gives a shit about this trash.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain

      Anon... I counted 16 threads about it on Ganker's catalog alone.

      then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah the fastest selling game in the semester isn't being talked about

      you people live in an alternate fricking reality

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