Why is Samus's new power suit so [spoiler]sexy[/spoiler]

Why is Samus's new power suit so sexy

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They clearly tried to make a suit that evokes the feel of ZSS while not being just latex skinsuit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >evokes the feel of ZSS
      it's literally just her same suit but colored blue

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fusion Suit
    >New
    zoomer pls

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The white parts highlight the important parts of the female body.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >female kneecaps

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Color schemes wise;
    Varia > blue >>>>>>>>>> Gravity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gravity suit looks weird with green, but the Dread version looks okay.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in power armored women supremacy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bikini
      Unironically makes the suit less sexy.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku and Vegeta who have signature gold hair look get a new hair colour that's blue
    >Samus who has signature gold suit look gets a new suit colour that's blue
    Really gets noggin joggin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fusion did that 20 years ago.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fusion one was ruined by eyerape yellow and pink elements. Dread suit looks much better because it replaced pink with red and yellow with white. It's just a lot more aesthetic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not disagreeing but the point was Fusion did blue first.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say you were wrong though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hehe the helmet shape looks like a peepee

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Finish your sentence. "it's just a lot more aesthetic" is a fragment.
          Did you mean "It's just a lot more aesthetically pleasing" perhaps?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Based on my aunt

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >based on my aunt
              don't know if I hate or love this meme...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I like this one a lot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Learn English you fricking ESL pleb, seeing as you don't know what "aesthetic" means.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    samus is sexy

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This suit sucks. The classic one is the best

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not, her ass was never that ugly and i absolutely hate the fat legs

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only part I don't like is the feet without ankles, they look too much like a mobile suit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you think so?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fun fact: the artist who designed this version of Samus got fired early on and didn't get any credit. MercurySteam did this with programmers too. They hired the best talent in Spain and then proceeded to either treat them like shit, pull tricks to pay them less than agreed, or outright fire them

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about Samus and your robot fetish pedophile?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    New suit is p cool

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Color scheme sucks, I hate the colors of each suit being broken up by so much white.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    diaper look is based.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the gravity suit. It's never looked better than this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good taste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SR gravity suit is my favorite too.

      The dread one is also sick though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the dread one as well, I just with the purple was a deeper shade is all.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tight

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes the power suit actually look good for once
    >Makes the varia suit look like shit
    Why must life be cruel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The gold is based though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't think the white works with it at all

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did it change so drastically between fusion and now? Do they ever explain it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Something something surgery and it regenerates to it's current form

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still her best suit

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I admit I was disappointed when I unlocked the varia suit. I liked the blue outfit best

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd surprised they resisted remixing Brinstar Depths/Kraids Lair.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they did remix depths.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I missed hearing Kraid's Lair.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    samus in 3ds metroid is very feminine, i think is about her long and sexy legs and the way she walks..
    but on dread, fricking hell i love her new shoes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I meant to go back and check but I never did.
    Is there anything in Kraid's room that you can get after getting the gravity suit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      missile tank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't remember if it was a missile or a power bomb but there's something there

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still kinda like the Corruption suit a lot

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fiber wraps make it really hot like she's being strapped

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They didn't go with thick suit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Middle looks so fricking shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a fricking Darksiders character. No thanks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like it’d limit mobility too much

  30. 10 months ago
    my cock itches

    my wiener itches

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