Why is Skeledirge so heavy?

Why is Skeledirge so heavy?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His boobs are too fat

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Skeledirge so ugly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.Bipedal lover

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adult crocs are fricking heavy, lad. IIRC the largest on record was 1 ton.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's how heavy crocodiles are.

      Yeah but Feraligatr is much bigger than Skeledirge and isn't even 200 pounds

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Feraligatr
        196 lbs.
        >Krookidile
        212 lbs.
        >Torterra. a giant tortoise with a fricking tree growing on its back
        683 lbs.
        >Skeledirge
        720lbs.

        Pokémon sizes and weights are inconsistent what’s new lol

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is skeledirge so bald, plastic, and a clown?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    as a Mexican this thing is fricking ugly. leave it to the chinks to miss the point of our culture

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because the designers were moronic and forgot they were designing a pokemon and not a recolored animal

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because that's how heavy crocodiles are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a crocodile though.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fire Croc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokémon

          >evolves from CROCALOR
          homie you moronic

          >evolves from [thing that isn't a crocodile]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay autist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >evolves from CROCALOR
        homie you moronic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's only 1.6m long and not 4m. It's way havier than a normal croc for it's size
      Also it is a bit less flat than a crocodile so there's that

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They started getting more realistic with the weights around Gen 7. Mudsdale is about as heavy as a real Clydesdale

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weight creep. This is a subject Verlisify has touched on.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Only a little less heavy than Steelix

    I mean, the dex weights are completely fricked. This seems to be a Japanese thing. Ryu is only 160 lbs at 5'9" despite being built like Mr Olympia.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heaviest first partner pokemon of their type. Say something about them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All of them mogged by the sleek and fast starter design (infernape, serperior and meowscarada)
      Lmfao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >starter
        first partner*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >first partner
          We speak English, not IdiotSpeak

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Chimchar_(Pok%C3%A9mon)

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least Skeledirge looks bulky and solid. Why the frick is Chien Pao so heavy? I could break him in half by slapping him with my dick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chien-Pao is the sword (its actual body) plus the fake body it made out of snow and ice. Their weights are the combined weight of the treasures and their fake bodies.

      The reason Chi-Yu is so light compared to the others because its weight (10 lbs) is literally just the beads since fire is weightless

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People assume ghosts don't weigh anything because they can pass through material objects and shit, but in fact ectoplasm, the substance ghosts are made from, is the densest material in the universe. The moar you know.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Feraligatr
    196 lbs.
    >Krookidile
    212 lbs.
    >Torterra. a giant tortoise with a fricking tree growing on its back
    683 lbs.
    >Skeledirge
    720lbs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mudsdale large horse
      2028.3
      >Tyrantrum a fricking Tyrannosaurus rex
      595.2 lbs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mudsdale is based on a Clydesdale which are cargo horses, the weight is a accurate
        But yes Tyrantrum doesn't make sense, im sure obese Americans are heavier than it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the small bird is the heavy part

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The actual reason is that GF is moronic and grossly misunderstood how actual animals weigh so a ton of Pokemon are inexplicably extremely light despite their animal counterparts being several times heavier. It took until about Gen 6 or 7 for them to get semi-accurate with Pokemon weight which is why Mudsdale weighs almost as much as Groudon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weight is fricked

      It's so odd that GF won't retcon these to more sensible values, but they will go back and give a random shitmon +10 Sp Def.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        giving pokemon correct weights would make weight-based moves extremely overpowered

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thing is weight is actually a gameplay mechanic that affects damage dealt/taken by certain moves

          Delete these moves in the next gens, boom, problem solved

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or just "nerf" them to accommodate the weight changes.
          But then that means cutting off the throbbing boner Game Freak has towards popular types like Steel and Fighting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then you have Kingdra who ways 335 pounds because ??? nearly double the weight of Dragalge.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weight is fricked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, it's literally called the "Float Whale" Pokemon, so I'm pretty sure that's part of the gimmick since it's like a blimp instead of a proper whale.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Pokemon where a crocodile is heavier than a tyrannosaurus rex and an amargasaurus.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not heavy by itself, it's just carrying the weight of gen 9 as a whole on its back

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thing is weight is actually a gameplay mechanic that affects damage dealt/taken by certain moves

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    japs just can't into statistics. this isn't just a problem in pokemon but jap media in general

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "First Partner Pokemon" is the new "It was always Kyiv".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Characters in-univese never refer to their first Pokemon as their "starter", it's always "partner"

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if GameFreak realized that by adding heights and weights they'd only be pissing off autists.

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