Why is this game shilled so hard on this board? Normally people would have forgotten it, seeing the ...

Why is this game shilled so hard on this board? Normally people would have forgotten it, seeing the Metacritic score, but Ganker keeps spamming it 24/7. Is it because it has a female lead? I know lefties invaded this site, but I thought we had some common sense with Anons to stop and get rid of letftoids before getting influenced by them. And why is always nintendo games getting this kind of shilling?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shilled so hard
    >Every other thread is the "don't pirate the game" meme or some schmuck claiming the game flopped
    I don't understand what you mean? Maybe people like it. Ever thought of that?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe people like it. Ever thought of that?
      Why?
      >Muh female empowerment
      >2D game in 20_fricking_21
      >Graphics are shit
      >Gameplay is probably shit too
      >Made by subhuman yuropoors for a chink console
      And Ganker whines about Sony and Playstation games. Fricking embarrassing.
      Nobody can honestly like this piece of shit of a game. It is a bad game. Stop talking about it so much, especially when there are better western games available.
      Returnal is better Metroid game than Metroid Dead, and that was made by some commies. Get some fricking taste nintrannies

      nintencultism
      game on da BING BING WAHOO machine

      [...]

      Lmao these.
      It makes sense when you think about it. Ganker has been invaded by leftists since 2016&2017. We should really get rid of them, but mods are against us traditional Ganker users.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nintencultism
    game on da BING BING WAHOO machine

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It emulates well and western media shits on Nintendo for being a toy company for lower middle class parents and is more successful than Sony, Apple or Microsoft. So it's a perfect storm of an ok game and media clickbaiting topics related to switch pro not happening.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely rent free.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there are no Black folk, no microtransactions, no politics, whats more to ask? Also Samus can rape a troony vegana hole to death in the game, so its very Ganker pilled, no wonder journos get filtered by it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't knew this was a thing
      So all the skips were planned from the beginning. Fricking good shit, Guys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Metroid will never bust your guts up

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have 70 botw cover art images in my filter list
    >one week in and now I gotta start doing the same shit to metroid
    At least smash's finally dead.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How much are you being paid to cry about a game you haven't played?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I know, can they atleast stop doing this every single month whenever a new exclusive releases?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Advertising firm, anon. All the
    >WHOA ITS SO HARD
    and
    >OMG IM LOST
    posts confirmed it. It's viral marketing, astroturfing, shilling, whatever you want to call it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the nintendie shills seem to be way more effective then whatever the frick the snoyBlack person shills attempts are atleast

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Simple anon, we have games that are good. Snoyggers have no games, and it has made them mentally ill.
        if you’re not an idort you have no human rights

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's Nintendo shovelware and the cultists do it for free.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's because its the first Metroid game in the same vein as the originals in 19 years you fricking idiot. Why is that simple concept so hard to grasp? All of the Metroid fans who have been floating in suspended animation all these years have finally woken up and want to talk Metroid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest sales in the UK for the series
    Hopefully it's big world wide. Game is unironically great and the series being success ones in its live sales wise would be great.

    I just want more good Metroid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Australia too.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel knowing that I got the last laugh, Ganker?

    >hated waifu shit
    >hated female characters being overly emotional
    >just wanted Samus to not talk and monologue every 5 seconds
    >"THAT'LL NEVER WORK, METROID NEEDS DEEP LORE"
    >Dread comes along and proves me right all along

    Gameplay chads 1
    Cinematic kids 0

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people in general hate Other M, especially Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Last laugh? Everyone knows and agrees that Other M is an abortion. Fusion, Dread and the Prime series tread the line beautifully.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mod-backed nincel discord trying to turn Ganker into a nintendo shill board. they've been at it for years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds more like snoyBlack person behaviour

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    one day my fellow newbie anon, you finally understand how much a man is willing to go to piss off strangers on the internet

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from this
    >new game
    >from a massively influential series
    >that hasn't had a direct sequel in decades
    >is getting very good reviews
    >and is warmly received by the target audience

    you don't think
    >some Gankerirgins want to talk about the game
    instead you think
    >must be shills

    just because you're a bitter virgin who hasn't felt contact with anything but your shrivelling micro-dick tucked inside folds of decaying fat doesn't mean everyone else has lost the capability to actually like a video game too

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo threads BAD and it's too much
    >therefore I make another Nintendo thread
    ???

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im so tired of dying in this from dumb shit like accidently grabbing ledges and awkwardly trying to switch between missles free aiming and the grapple

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go on a videogame image board
    >see people discuss a videogame that was release this week
    >starts seething
    OP is a moron and this shit thread will be hidden, and also in all the fields it goes

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a modern game with some classic sensibilities.
    It uses the smoothness of modern games and puts it in a classic style game.
    The fact that bosses have a pattern, where you need to pay attention to the moves is novel by today's standard. This game feels like an odd duck out, and its all the better for it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact that bosses have a pattern, where you need to pay attention to the moves is novel by today's standard.
      What is Capcom's problem? Why did they stop making Mega Man games?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >shilled
    >24/7 seethe threads since release

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