Why is this guy on the FIFA cover for the last 3 years, as often as Messi and Ronaldo were in their prime. He literally doesn't even do shit anymore
Why is this guy on the FIFA cover for the last 3 years, as often as Messi and Ronaldo were in their prime.
To cater to those that spend the most money(those that have the least capability of holding on to their money).
You know you just did a racism, right?
Psg fans?
Sports fans?
I mean, does Messi or Ronaldo even do anything anymore
Those old fucks are at deaths door
they gambled on him, signed a deal and lost
because he is black
He's not just black, he's also a French national.
I'd guess that FIFA sells more in France than Argentina and Iberia combined.
Tell me you're American without telling me you're American.
Because he's a N.... and french. So he's a double N.....
The evil powers are trying to send him energy but we all know that Mane is better than him
just say moron you stupid gay
his neck does not make him look good here
I know necks just look weird, but why choose this shot for your box art
I don’t even know who’d I’d pick for these covers nowadays, most footballers just seem bland and don’t have the broad recognition that people like Messi and Ronaldo have. Just seems like a bunch of literal who’s.
Haaland would be an obvious pick
Haaland looks like a monkey
I think that's more you just generally losing interest in football, which is understandable given how increasingly corporatised it's become and continues to become with no end in sight to the nightmare.
I got a looker for you
I know who id pick
That's because most footballers are zoomer drones so they follow whatever is popular in their country.
Honestly being a footballer doesn't seem worth it, you may be stupidly rich but at the cost of freezing your mental age at 16
>follow whatever is popular in their country
That's people in general. None of what you said is specific to any one country or generation.
I'd put a woman to anger chuds
where is that webm from? that looks absolutely horrible lmao
New Lord of the Rings shit from Amazon
It’s going to be awful
No it's wheel of time
Is it? It all looks like the same shit
>badass female waif killing full armor knights in a nice setting
>zero care about fight choreography
They did
Literally who even is she
Haaland as he's been a bigger goal scorer and just had a big transfer. But he's not black.
he has a black phenotype so he passes
i mean he looks like a black man just pink
>no red card
that was the weirdest shit I've seen in history of sports, but I guess that's what doping does to a man
because it is a clear yellow card
Here comes the burgers talking shit about a sport they know nothing about
If the attacker is not the last player before the goalkeeper or he's not in the close proximity of the goal, pulling a shirt is just a yellow card
Chiellini is an experienced player and knew that letting him run was a considerable risk so he took the yellow by committing a technical faul.
Chiellini is goated, too bad he plays for J*ve
That's why we have the supreme high QI player that played for the superior team
I don't even watch footy, but i'd choose Haaland, especially after Man city's recent title. Yet, that won't happen because he's white, nordic, and based.
Swede here he’s not nordic nor white.
>b-but his blonde!
Look at his face he looks like some downs mongolian.
The cucked Sw*de fears the Majin Buu of the Fjords
>FIFA is french org
>Mbappé is "french"
>Mbappé plays in french league
>for some reason retards love Mbappé
Müller should be on the cover
>Müller should be on the cover
True, he deserves it
>Tomassist Muller
>Instead of LevanGOATski
Ngmi
No he shouldn't, Müller is ugly as fuck
there are no good looking football players
He was hype won a world cup so they made a deal.
now he do nothing except sucking dicks but the deal stand still.
simple as.
He had one really good World Cup so they stupidly signed him on a multi-year contract.
It's marketing, nothing more
They probably have a contract with him for so many cover appearances too
Likely be different next year with the rebranding etc
Weird that they compleatly missed out on Lewy in his prime years and went with some literal who nog
Too white
I'm still surprised Reus got one years ago
Why is he so happy, bros?
Being this young and earning millions, i would be too
he saw the future of europe and its brown
as a black guy myself, I know why he is, literally no reason to to not be happy as a black guy in 2022 if you live in yurop or anything that isn't the US of A
he's earning millions and millions
insured life
whores, expensive alcohol
all he wants
I don't know, but I also don't care.
a fifa thread in Ganker, this site sucks
im trans btw teehee
go back
Better than 50 Final gayry threads at least
> Where's my anime waifu tbh?
people dont even like PSG I dont get it either. Maybe french nafris spend a lot of money on fifa who knows
Quandale Dingle
rather have him than vinicius jr,now thats is one ugly looking Black
He's a poc and part of the lgbt community.
apologize
Should be Erlingz
Simple as
who cares? why do you even know this? fuck is wrong with you
should be earlGOD
instead of mPAYPAL
>whats up guys, its Quandale Dingle here
>rehehhehehehehe
>live in Eastern Europe
>haven't watched football in over a decade because it's gay
>people around always think I'm retarded or something for not knowing who these morons are
>like I found out that Ronaldo is no longer the fat Brazilian with funny hair
Because he's one of the most players going and actually deserving of his hype. It's not his fault he's playing for a plastic club surrounded by awful never-were's like pecho frío pissi cuckitini
SOOOOOOOO PISSI CAN WAIT
>This years FIFA is gonna be the last one before the name change
Are the menus just gonna be filled with ads saying "Hey we're gonna change the name soon!" or what is the plan EA has to ensure people find out instead of buying FIFA 24 that's gonna be developed in six months by some mobile game dev?
didn't they spend something like $90m per episode? how can it look this bad?
Same reason the Cowboy Bebop Netflix show was shit
Giving an established setting and story to people with no clue and hiring people who have no idea about fight choreography
you'd think they would learn from these trainwrecks, everyone saw how disney fucked up star wars, and they're just repeating the same shit over and over again
Haha speedy moron goes zooooomm!
Football need overly acclaimed heroes.
Even if you need to force them
Even Messi and Ronaldo showed up as crazy hacks just are just good
>the African republic of France
Are there people here who actually play Fifa? Why? How did they even manage to get here?
31 million people bought FIFA 21. Are you really surprised?
Ganker is a normie board now. It's why you get unironic nostalgia threads about CoD games
>how did people who play videogames manage to get to the videogames board
retard
No idea who could replace Penaldo or Missi as the next cover idol for football. Mbrappe certainly doesn't have it no matter how hard this french org tries to shill their french player.
We had Zidane
We had Beckham
We had Rolandinho
But who the fuck has truly "star" potential these days? Male instagram models have more followers and fans than football pros these days.
Media memed those overrated fucks for so long they don't know what to do now when they're getting too old for this
pissi cuckitini
He's a world champions, unlike messi or cristiano lmao cope gay
Was FIFA 14 the last decent one? I think they changed engines after that.
Couldn't even put Pedri on the cover?
Speedy Ninja Turtle helped France cheat their way to another world cup win. Of course, they are going to shill him to hell and back.
Why are Italian players so soul compared to Africans?
Because ngubus are all attacking pace and power with awful match intelligence, the exact opposite of Italians which is primarily defensive with skillful passing and positioning.
*blocks your path*
wyd
am I a jaded boomer if I feel like modern players have 0 charisma?
I mean compare mbpape or whatever with the fat ronaldo
is that Mmm'Brappe?