Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus...

Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus doesn't appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker exaggerates false outrage as part of herd mentality
    shocker

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play until the very end.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fricking stupid question, and I'm one of the people who thinks Tifa wearing a sports bra is both a good idea and hotter.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if every time you beat this game, her boobs get a little bigger. I'd've platinumed the shit out of it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nintendogays are somehow "asexual" or gay
    they get excited over characters like geno and wario but hate on the girl characters unless they're manly girls
    anyone that likes a nintendo girl isn't actually a nintendo fan but an outsider who just sees hot chick in nintendo game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is everyone lusting after trap Link also a non-Nintendo fan? This is starting to smell like no true Scotsman a bit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        sorry that you're either ~asexual~ or gay
        or a trannie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very true. Not only nintendogays but console cücks in general get easily offended over sexy girls, you only see them in multi-plats. All exclusives are pseudo-puritan shit

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus does appear in zero suit though.
    Either way, she's hotter in the power suit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not him but i can't see a pic online of that do you have one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It happens literally every single time you die.... Just look up a longplay. It's not fapworthy if that's your end goal-- just in case I'll preemptively call you a moron

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the funniest thing about the arguments nu-Tifa caused online was seeing people tell others
    >she needs the sports bra or her breasts would literally be flopping around all over the place, do you not understand the physics of how breasts work? It's just to prevent absurd jiggles
    yes. That's how video games work. The video game sports bra prevents the video game breasts from video game bouncing all over the place. It's the only way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking of the scene in the original game where they exit the shinra building and her boobs are bouncing all over the place. Good shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You literally posted a gif showing off her squishy breasts. The remake is going for something resembling realism, so yeah, they put her in a sports bra to be more realistic and you can see the difference when she is in the dresses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Again anon "THERE IS NO WAY THAT HER BREASTS COULD NOT JIGGLE IN THIS VIDEO GAME UNLESS SHE WEARS THE SPORTS BRA. SIMPLY NO WAY, THE PROGRAMMING WOULD NOT ALLOW FOR IT ONLY THIS VIDEO GAME SPORTS BRA PREVENTS SUCH A THING FROM OCCURRING."
        i wrote it in i am silly to emphasise the part i want you to read a couple of times carefully. Please think hard about it before replying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the devs are going for realism
          You blame others for not reading then do the same shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro so real this is a real persons face not a cartoon at all.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This has to be the most autistic thread on Ganker right now. I really cant imagine what life choices gets someone angry and typing in all caps about not seeing a cartoon characters boobs bounce in a turn based rpg.
              Same people yelling about height sliders in pso and calling it "censorship." Its just embarrassing to see, but you have no shame apparently.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You have missed my points entirely you low IQ moron, i am not complaining about not seeing breasts bounce in a video game, i am complaining about people pretending that there are "logical and sensical rules to follow" in a fricking fantasy video game when it's the topic of sexuality or sexualisation and nothing else. Im saying they should just be honest and say "lol good i hate sexualisation of female characters in video games" rather than make a song and dance online about how it "only makes sense" in a game where Cloud meets his nemesis in space after their epic boss battle where they were both jumping 30 foot into the air and cutting through buildings with their impossibly giant swords.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the boobs need to bounce and jiggle and get me hard or you hate sexualization of women
                Autism

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >projection
                again i never even said it needed to be in the game. You are really bad at this anon or are you just at the "merely pretending" part of your bait?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey look guys the outrage supervisor is here

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              how the frick did they not get sued by anri okita

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure she's flattered.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                made for big sin wiener

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So fricking cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The remake is going for something resembling realism
        Wizards massive 8 foot tall swords swung on the back of moving motorcycles magic crystal spheres
        alien dna super soldiers time jannies machine gun arms lifeblood of the planet omnislash
        knights of the round talking dogs giant mechs motorcycle wheelies on walls

        Play the game. Or don't, it kinda sucked. My point is your post is dumb.
        If we don't need an explanation for how Cloud gets his hair looking the way it does than we don't need an explanation for why Tifa's breasts don't move as they would realistically without a sports bra. "Muh realism" is pulled out to cherry pick and only to cherry pick. People should understand how stupid they sound deciding to apply realism to breasts when the rest of the game is fricking stupid because it's a fantasy that you're obviously not meant to apply even the smallest amount of realism to.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The remake is going for something resembling realism
        Why doesn't it strive to be good instead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't program them to jiggle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You literally posted a gif showing off her squishy breasts. The remake is going for something resembling realism, so yeah, they put her in a sports bra to be more realistic and you can see the difference when she is in the dresses.

      Perhaps the bra is there to justify lack of jiggle that is the result of lazy development? Jiggle physics, especially realistic ones need a lot of work to make it function properly. You need jiggle bones and intricate weight maps, and appropriate simulation of mass drag that isn't exaggerated. It actually takes some extra processing power as well. If Square were lazy and didn't want to put much effort into jiggle, they could have used a very low setting of classic ancient tit physics which is basically just a vertex movement drag that produces a slight delay in specific vertex movement through world space coordinates. And to justify there being so little jiggle, they had to add a sports bra. Otherwise her tank top would look like it was made of plastic.
      ...Meanwhile, Capcom's RE engine characters have a robust jiggle system that apparently is so easy to implement into models that fan modders can easily make character mods that are thicker and with appropriately increased dynamic jiggle from movement. https://webmshare.com/play/Vr6ea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Perhaps the bra is there to justify lack of jiggle
        but you literally do not have to justify it that's the thing. What is this absolute cancer western obsession with not being convinced of a things "logical realism" only when there is some cherry picking to be done?
        >well yes it MAKES SENSE for her to wear a sports bra to prevent the jiggle because if there was no sports bra but also no jiggle i would have to stop playing to think long and hard about how UNREALISTIC that would be.
        >huh? Is jumping that high up in the air and shooting ice and fire out of their hands not also unrealistic? Why would i ever think about that? It's a Fantasy bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the Pete Hines argument. Just because something is fantasy of sci-fi doesn't mean that there should be absolutely no rules. Should Tifa's long-ass hair be pointing radially outwards like a porcupine? Afterall, it's fantasy. There's no reason for hair to strictly adhere to rules of gravity.
          Ever see low-effort nude mods for games, that add gigantic breasts on characters? Remember how ridiculous they look when they're just two completely rigid orbs? Square devs might have just been too lazy to make proper jiggle, and a visually unrestrained chest would look equally ridiculous when it appears functionally restrained due to the technical limitation. I'm not saying it's good to be lazy. Capcom pulled off proper jiggle just fine. I'm just saying that if you're going to be lazy, it's okay to at least not make your laziness show up so apparently.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Again, though, her breasts move fairly realistically in the dresses. When she's not in a bra they behave like they aren't in a bra.
            This mad dude's argument that they shouldn't have given her a bra because they could have just made her not jiggle ignores the fact that they actually did make her jiggle in scenes without the bra, so the bra actually does work realistically which was in the explanation they gave when explaining why it was added.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >This mad dude's argument that they shouldn't have given her a bra because they could have just made her not jiggle ignores the fact that they actually did make her jiggle in scenes without the bra
              it's almost like Jap devs hate being told to stop sexualising their female characters and will find loopholes in the corporate mandate when they can
              >hmm boss said the rules are no jiggle and that she must wear a sports bra under her tank top. They didn't say shit about the dresses though so im not breaking any rules also it happens half way through the game lol
              Same thing happened with RE. Someone followed the rules with Jill and changed her outfit to be less sexy but still said "im making her breasts big and im making them bounce try and stop me"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Someone followed the rules with Jill and changed her outfit to be less sexy
                RE3 Remake is a bad example, because Jill's default outfit is obviously just a plain, boring default mode that was made purely to sell pre-orders that shipped with the classic outfits. It was a cynical marketing ploy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, well that makes it better. I haven't studied nuTifa that closely because I will never buy a console and the platform hasn't been emulated yet. So, the sports bra is a conscious decision and not result of limitation. And when considering the other outfits that have appropriate physics and unfiltered appearance, the sports bra of the default outfit was a conscious decision based on practicality of the character, and not "censorship by an ethics inquisition".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick makes you look at FFR7 and think "they sure skimped out on the animations"?
        I don't even like the game but "the devs were too lazy to make jiggle physics" is absurd.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because one is faithful to the original character and the other isn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zero Suit exists since the first game on the NES, Prime babby

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and Dread shows the zero suit when you die and if you beat the game fast on hard mode.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WILL SOMEONE NOT POST PROOF OF THIS ZERO SUIT I KEEP NOT FINDING ONLINE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not the Zero Suit, that's just a swimsuit. Zero Suit first appeared in Zero Mission and wasn't officially named that until Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely does not.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She would look better with bigger breasts and small nipplebumps

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus doesn't appear in zero suit at all in the new game
    I hope the Metroid series die for real this time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope Nintendo die for real this time
      ftfy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but when Samus doesn't appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
    People have been b***hing about it since launch you blind moron

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because Tifa is just breasts the character.

    Samus is a vastly more interesting character and its unanimously agreed by fans that the Zero Suit was a mistake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet the Samus character is constantly worrying about how she is treated in online forums.

      Btw Zero Suit exist before you were born

      That's not the Zero Suit, that's just a swimsuit. Zero Suit first appeared in Zero Mission and wasn't officially named that until Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

      It absolutely does not.

      lol who cares if the name was created later, its still the same thing in the end, just skin-tight clothes to show her as a sexy girl. This has been a series staple long before you were born

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally not the same outfit, and I'm a year older than Metroid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself, gayboy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      unanimously agreed by fans that the Zero Suit was a mistake

      Says who? You?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Samus is a vastly more interesting character
      lmao Samus is a silent suit killing monsters and getting pwoer-ups, the only time they tried giving her any "personality" was in Other M, a game you love to shit on because of the Zero Suit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. Honestly if every Samusgay was rounded up and shot Ganker would improve 200%

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >not sexualized
          HA HA HA HA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's right you know. ZSS is the real Samus

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samus is literally a blank slate you moron. She is a non-character and is nothing but fanservice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        younger anita was so frickable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is that you Sargon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Confirmed for not having played any metroid game.
        Samus oozes personality from animations alone.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they literally made him a girl as a joke in the first game
          lucky nintendo i guess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being this much of a delusional waifugay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unanimously agreed by fans
      All 6 of them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >because Tifa is just breasts the character

      t. tourist casual

      She's FFIV's Rosa with a lick of paint, dipshit. Even people who played FFVII two decades ago could see it plain as day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He’s a Samusgay, his IQ is on the single digit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zero Suit was always stupid but Other M took it to new levels of moronic.

      On the other hand her midriff outfits are great.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because tifa was literally famous for her character design and boobs, while zero suit samus was a gba bonus addition.
    nintendo only shilled zero suit because they had very few female characters

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    Anonymous
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pls sauce

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will defend Nintendo to the end of time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker here, frick Nintendo. We good? Someone screencap me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am the real Ganker

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the real Ganker is the friends u mad along the way

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the real Zero Suit was the friends we made along the way...

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus wear armor só constantly that most people did not know up until ZSs being a character in Smash that she was a girl.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post more cute tifa pics

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is out of character, but it's still cute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only have late 90's/Early 2000s fan art

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have seen a LOT of hairy Tifa pussy then sir.

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  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never have this, remakegays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean they did. During the dress up scenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Blind?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >caring this much about a nintendo product

    what the frick is wrong with you OP

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because they had a department dedicated to it. To reduce breasts and impose bras. Literally this is what censorship is. They were looking for ways to tame her design down to not offend the sensibilities of the sensible people that still complained she looked like a prostitute.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >of the sensible people that still complained she looked like a prostitute.
      You know though, once the game was out i noticed that virtually no one was complaining about Tifa's design. No one i saw was crusading against this as still too much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her breasts dont look any smaller here than I remember them in FF7...

        What DOES bother me is SEs insufferable need to over-design every fricking character these days. Make the skirt plain black leather again, lose the stockings and we have a good Tifa here.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One game is on Nintendo.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But she does. You see it when she dies.

    Also in the ending illustration.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because zero suit wasn't in most metroid games outside of the death animation, if you even call that the zero suit.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because the original character only had a tank top
    don't get me wrong, new tifa looks lovely but she's only supposed to have a tank top
    also it aint about the bra but the black thing underneath, i assume she wears a bra below that thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The black thing is itself a sports bra, dude.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sports bra are hot as frick though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly. Everyone sperging out over Tifa's bra has shit taste.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You see the zero suit when you die in Dread.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they finally learned from Capcom's exampe: Put fanservice deeper into the game than any sjw vidya journalist will ever play it. It's been proven on many occasions that sjws who complain about games almost never play games themselves, certainly not to the point of completion. Put fanservice in the latter half, or make it unlockable after beating the game once, and no sjw will ever even realize it exists. Sheva's Tribal outfit and Ada's slinky dress in RE5 and RE2Make are prime examples of Capcom sneaking fanservice in that have never even been mentioned by sjws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If game journies have no problem with a game then I'm not buying it.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why is censorship considered censorship
    ???

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a sports bra, which in my book makes it 100% hotter cause I'm into that shit!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people post VII remake boobs like they're impressive, not only are they smaller than the original they are more pathetic than other big boobs in the series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not only are they smaller than the original
      lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >concept art
        How is this relevant?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >t-the official measurements d-don't count
          once again, lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They don't count... would you prefer the phrasing "they appear much smaller"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >y-your EYES are lying! believe some random scribble!
                Ok anon, you need to take your meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >believe some random scribble!
                why yes, official material put out by square enix themselves.
                I accept your angry concession.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >official material
                You mean concept art.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the evidence doesn't count because that would mean I lost an argument
                time to take the L and walk away

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >evidence
                You are actually telling someone to ignore the in game models and CG models, throw out all the actual evidence and trust an unsourced scribble.
                Jesus christ. What the frick is wrong with you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >throw out all the actual evidence
                >no you can't just use the measurements put out by square enix themselves, that would mean my totally unbaised opinions are wrong!
                yikety yikes.
                >unsourced scribble.
                >can't even recognize nomura's artwork
                shaking my head
                >What the frick is wrong with you.
                I'm sorry, but you need to let it go.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's too far gone anon, he already forgot concept art is meant for the concept of the character before the finalized design

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that's right bro, we can continue our delusional circlejerk elsewhere
                this is so cute

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sports bra is less revealing than the tank over top
    So what's the point of even wearing the tank top? I mean, women wear tops over regular bras because those are only meant to keep the breasts contained and are considered too revealing to be worn as outerwear. But this sports bra serves both those functions, so the tank top is redundant.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >official measurements aren't official
        and once again, lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >do not match in game model
          >do not match CG model
          >some random scribble not even inked
          >OFFICIAL
          You have to be a shill.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tifa is some soulless ching chong automaton and Samus isn't.
    Don't 'ate her just don't like 'er
    simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Samus is literally a blank slate silent protagonist you delusional autistic piece of shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think what he means is that Tifa is basic b***h waifubait while Samus isn't. The one time they tried to make Samus waifubait it backfired.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Samus is the ultimate basic b***h waifu pandering trash though

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Samus shows up in the Zero Suit every time you die and her armor shatters. Having her crawl around in it for extended periods of time only happened in one game, it's hardly a series staple.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, serious question.

    How much milk would Tifa's boobs produce if she got pregnant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Breats that have been surgically reduced produce less milk, so nu-Tifa would likely have difficulty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Her breasts were surgically reduced? I thought it was just her chest bones.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tit size doesn't significantly change milk production.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True but her breast reduction surgery likely caused scarring and will lead to lower production.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Squaresoft.com circa 1997
    >Aeris
    >Enix: Thath noth pothible!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Enix never had an online site until the 2003 Squeenix merge?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese manual of Final Fantasy 7
      at launch.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't buy FFXVIIRE because they censored Tifa. That's one sales less because of that decision. Make of this what you will.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based and redipilled.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus doesn't appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
    She does though? Also Samus > Tifa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How big is mother brains monster form meant to be anyway? Like 30 foot?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        25-30 feet, she's about four Samuses tall when fully upright.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's still fricking huge. After all the Dread threads, I was looking into Samus' previous games and honestly while a lot of people hype up Kirby and all the others, Samus herself has been through hell and back and fought some OBSCENELY powerful foes.

          Pretty impressive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Samus is considered big boobed by Remake's standards
      What happened? When did Nintendo become raunchy and Square became prudish?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say SE is prudish yet, though judging by the IS THAT A MOTHAFRICKIN DRAGON game they may be on their way. Tifa is too much of a sacred cow in gaming to get the realism treatment. And as for Nintendo, for about the last decade give or take depending on how much influence Treehouse has had.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Samus > Tifa
      based
      >tfw no sammy gf

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is Tifa being given a bra considered censorship and made Ganker cry for a whole year but when Samus doesn't appear in zero suit at all in the new game its okay?
    Because Tifa has a "fanbase" of schizos

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Because Tifa has a "fanbase" of schizos
      I'm sorry, the title for schizo fanbase still has to be Lara Croft in terms of female vidya protagonists.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can have a schizo fanbase but not be "the schizo fanbase," just a candidate for it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say Laragays have a reason to be bothered, at least the fans of the original Lara, as she was much more drastically changed than Tifa was.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >she was much more drastically changed than Tifa
          Eh, they're it is nearly the same amount of changes tbh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. Tifa's changes were that her outfit was altered a bit, her breasts may be a bit smaller, her face was made more Japanese-looking and she's a bit whinier. That's pretty much it. By comparison NuLara has a more 'realistic' look with much smaller breasts, a much softer 'cute' look, more different outfits and is a drastically different character.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Squeenix thought reducing Lara's breast size was a good idea
              >The 2018 shit movie reboot has the smallest breasts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                akko dicky

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That we went from Angelina to that sticc is yet another heavy indication of how the times have changed.

                But the worst part about it is that they were kinda right, since NuLara is more popular than OG Lara as zoomers don't like big breasts much.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn't help that Alicia Vikander is a terrible actress. She's proven that in The Green Knight, Ex Machina, Seventh Son, that shitty Bourne film and the awful remake of The Man from UNCLE.

                I would rather be interested in watching whatever magnum opus Friedberg and Seltzer cooks out than watch another Alicia Vikander stick figure again.

                kys

                Lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lara Croft
        >but with a horse guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kys

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Aya is now the 90s chick with big breasts
    Actually is there a series Square HASN'T ruined?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the girl from Parasite In City?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FF7R
    >Only Part 1
    >No turn based combat
    >All the iconic VAs over the years for FF7 characters all got replaced by literal whos
    >Tifa and Shiva got censored
    >Graphics are bad
    >PS exclusive
    >Game comes out
    >It wasn't a remake but a sequel
    >Nomura adds Kingdom Hearts shit in the game
    >All talk for game dies in a month
    >PS5 version
    >It makes the game look worse
    >Yuffie only exclusive to PS5
    >She came out uncensored after all the backlash about Tifa
    In the end, this game sold less than FFX-2. I hope they eventually cancel this project.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It sold less than all FFXIII games and Ganker hasn't apologized yet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >game is good
        No, FF14 is good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >sales don't matter for a corporation
        lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Technically they dont unless they are an indie corp. Money comes from many other stuff, not just sales this days.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yet thay made 2 more FFXIII games despite pretty much the whole west shitting on them. Why? Because they all sold extremely well.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Yet thay made 2 more FFXIII games despite pretty much the whole west shitting on them
              They made two more games because they wanted to use the crystal engine more and try to cover FFXV not releasing and FFXIV 1.0 flop, anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >this game sold less than FFX-2
      >1 year of sales vs 19 years of sales

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no one in this thread has ever touched breasts before except for the fake troony ones installed behind their long flat male nipples

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I guess we're all virgins bros, it's over

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play FF7R2 but I don't want to purchase a PS5.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man I would like to have ZSS in the game.

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