Why the FRICK was Link canonically friendzoned by Saria

Why the FRICK was Link canonically friendzoned by Saria

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dinosaurs can't love

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because her race look like eternal children. She would look the same while Link aged to oblivion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought elves live a very long time too

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saria is his mommy-daughter wife though

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to make way for the superior wife, Malon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Midna actually. They already sealed the deal in their game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Midna isn't even in OoT.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Epona first and foremost

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porn obsessed freaks and shipping mentally ill trannies weren't a thing back then. They were only concerned about romance in the genuine way

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoom zoom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >porn obsessed freaks and shipping mentally ill trannies
      (You)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're completely delusional

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shipping mentally ill trannies weren't a thing back then
      zoom zoom

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is 100% correct and this is why the responses are seething.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because it's blatantly untrue if you've spent even a cursory amount of time around old forums. Shipping was absolutely massive and people got into blood feuds over their ships, trying to act like the old internet was filled with bleeding heart romantics only concerned about passion and love is laughable. I don't even need to say anything about "porn obsessed" as if the tifa and old lara crofts 3 polygon breasts didn't give cause people to go feral

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Porn obsessed freaks were absolutelly a thing tho
      but we had something called porno theaters then

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do zoomers always try to revise history they weren't a part of as if all the original players have long since passed?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, but I'm noticing it a lot more and it's very strange. And I don't recall ever doing that myself when I was their age.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From a literalist perspective, as a Kokiri she would be a child forever while Link would grow up and grow old and eventually die. So it wouldn't be a great match. From a thematic perspective, Sari just like Navi and everything else relating to Kokiri forest represents Link's childhood and innocence which he was forced to let go in order to make his journey into manhood, as represented by the fulfillment of his hero's quest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she would be a child forever

      Hot

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she fricking died or at least became a spirit thing. The sages aren't normal meat and flesh mortals anymore.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because in Japan they fantasize the whole idea of "falling in love with your childhood friend" a lot and her leaving is part of the tragedy.

    No matter what Link does, he can never get her back because she became a sage and was no longer in the timeline. He even goes to look for her and thats how he ends up in Termina in Majora's Mask, and the entire theme of that game is accepting loss and moving on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In MM, Link is looking for Navi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Majora's Mask

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Navi noises as the camera pans

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the sound of the fairies sneaking up on him in the forest. Try again.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Tatl and Tael make completely distinct and different sounds though, if you're going to be disingenuous then at least try with a sound argument.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Source: Dude, trust me
                Provide an actual source for your claims. Try again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So show the scene and prove the sound comes from navi.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not the scene in the beginning where the friend is mentioned in text. Try again.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to watch the intro to MM so badly then type it into the Youtube search bar but we both know you won't. You're a lonely mother fricker and I'm the only one giving you any sort of social engagement so you don't want to squander that.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even if that were true (it's not),

              its the only friend he has that could possibly still be alive, its impossible for him to get back to kokiri village because he doesnt have navi anymore

              is right. Whether or not you believe the sages are dead, they're not missing either way. Navi is the only one he could be looking for.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Navi was with him the whole time on his adventure, it only makes sense that he considers her his beloved and invaluable friend.
              Plus it's implied that all the people who became Sages died so it's not like he's getting any of them back

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it only makes sense
                Not an argument. Give a source.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The source is the game, you did play it, right?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being a sage doesn't mean death in any other game and in fact even dead sages that do linger as spirits can't do their job anymore. Regardless, none of the sages would be missing. They either are dead or they've returned from the sacred realm and went back to their lives. On the other hand, Navi is shown leaving Link as soon as he returns to his childhood.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its the only friend he has that could possibly still be alive, its impossible for him to get back to kokiri village because he doesnt have navi anymore

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Damn I never thought about that, Link really can’t do a lot of shit he wants to without Navi
            Being the Hero of Time sucked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Never even considered the fact that navi is the only thing that lets him go back to his home & friends. makes MM alot sadder

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why would it be impossible?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the FIRST screen when you play Majora’s Mask

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saria and the rest of the sages with the exception of possibly Rauru all exist in the rectified past where Ganondorf never seized the triforce. If Zelda still exists there, so do the rest of the sages. Navi is the only logical choice, considering all that, plus the fact that she's outright shown fricking off after Link returns the Master Sword at the end of OoT.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she literally died? maybe that whole part of the game where they became sages went over your head

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=A5ZCu6FDMSe4SIez
    6:18 is your answer. Always has been.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy pretends to be some sort of enlightened centrist, but in reality you can tell he's actually the worst thing you could be, a woke chud.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forgot about Navi too

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    moron.

    Tatl and Tael make completely distinct and different sounds though, if you're going to be disingenuous then at least try with a sound argument.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Saria would always be a child, while Link is continuing to grow up. It would never work.
    Adult Saria x Link would have been cute.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Child saria x link is fine too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adult Saria x Link would have been cute.
      Yeah but then your precious Zelda would've lost even harder than she did against Malon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized that the Kokiri are the closest thing to elves in the Zelda franchise not the Hylian. It's a shame that they have only appeared in one Zelda game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And if they were Kokiri again instead of Koroks that would open back up space for Deku scrubs to come back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of them shows up in Wind Waker too!
      When you beat the Wind Temple but they’re just a spirit so maybe it doesn’t count

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because Link is a cuck whos only purpose is to be the Hero of Time. Hes not allowed romance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure being the Hero of Time didn't stop him from leaving Hyrule and doing other shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He canonically had children since TP Link is his descendant. He most likely ended up wit Malon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fake news

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link has fricked in multiple games

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You were lied to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, moron. I just played the games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post the sex scenes then. Ill wait

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              type Zelda into pornhub and see for yourself you pedantic homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the classic moron comeback.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda dumb of Link to immediately go for the Lost Woods
    I mean it’s a death sentence for anyone without a fairy and he just goes “well frick it I looked everywhere else so I don’t care anymore”

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link wouldn't die within the Lost Woods, he literally grew up there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s possible some stray fairies may have helped guide him every now and then too
        We don’t know how long it takes for the Stalfos curse to take effect

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Link got through because of his green Kokiri tunic
          Just like how Goron Tunic and Zora Tunic had effects in their own areas, so does the Kokiri Tunic

          Pure headcanon.
          Link literally knew his way back from Termina and still people make this shit up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pure headcanon
            >goes on to say Link immediately went back to Hyrule after Termina
            KEK

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say Hyrule because Majora's Mask implies he kept going for a while longer before returning. He did return to where he was before within the Lost Woods after Termina. This "needing a fairy to guide him through the forest" bullshit is some Youtuber's headcanon and it needs to die, it's not any better than Matpat's Stalfos theory. To elaborate on the Stalfos curse further, the victim continues to wander until they break down and can't any further as you see in OoT. I don't know why people keep saying this dumb Stalfos theory when Link canonically goes back to Hyrule and has a family.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so young he thinks needing a fairy to be led through the forest is a fricking MatPat theory
                Holy shit I’m in stitches, keep going man you’re making my night

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No counter argument
                Let me guess, this post specifically sends your sides into orbit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >just copies me like a child would when they’ve been exposed
                I’m howling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >e led through the forest is a fricking MatPat theory
                He didn't say it was one, he said it wasn't better than his theory about Stalfos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't bother. He has no argument but he doesn't want to sound like an idiot either so he's being as obnoxious as possible to deflect from his idiotic headcanon being attacked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not that anon calling you a moron but yes you are a moron. its literaly stated in the game by a kokiri girl that you can't make it through the woods without a fairy, anyone without a fairy becomes a stalfos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Link was living for years without a fariy in the woods

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes moron, he was dropped off there as a baby and sat right there in the village for his entire life being raised by the kokiri until he got his fairy and then left the village for the first time. cant believe im replying to obvious bait unless you just didnt play the game

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No it absolutely isn't stated anywhere by any Kokiri girl that you need a fairy to traverse the woods. Fado is the only one who mentions the curse and this is what she says.
                >"That guy isn't here anymore. Anybody who comes into the forest will be lost. Everybody will become a Stalfos. Everybody, Stalfos. So, he's not here anymore."
                moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why exactly are you trying to prove here? Because Link again, has lived his entire life within the forest.
                >B-But Fado asks if that will happen to him too...
                Yeah because she doesn't recognize him in his adult body. Link still has absolutely no trouble traversing the Lost Woods and even more so later in MM. Are you done or are you going to spend another 20 minutes splitting hairs for a retort? moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moves goal post immediately
                its not that deep kid no one played this game for plot in 1998

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moves goal post
                you have some fricking balls

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moves goal post immediately
                Do you just chime into posts with no information prior and b***h about "goal post moving" whenever someone brings up the original topic's point? Don't answer that, of course you do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Notice how the story isn't kept consistent? Is it becoming a stalfos, a skull kid, or just generally a monster? Is the cause not having a fairy, not being a kokiri, or does it happen to anyone? Even within OoT itself it's framed as an untrue ghost story. And then Majora's Mask confirms that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Which we know isn't true because both Link and the Happy Mask Salesman are able to traverse the Lost Woods without a fairy. It is an in universe myth to keep Hylians away from Kokiri Forest.

                yes moron, he was dropped off there as a baby and sat right there in the village for his entire life being raised by the kokiri until he got his fairy and then left the village for the first time. cant believe im replying to obvious bait unless you just didnt play the game

                >he was dropped off there as a baby
                And how did his mother do that? Did she have a fairy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry anon but the reality is:
          >returned master sword
          >said bye to zelda
          >impregnated malon
          >went to lost woods
          >became a stalfos and hallucinated all of majoras mask

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >possesses the triforce of courage
        >not afraid of some trees
        Makes sense. Also, needing to have a fairy to safely traverse the lost woods is probably just a ghost story to keep people out. Happy mask salesman managed to get through and other Links have gotten through their games' versions of them. The hero of time probably realized this and knew he'd be fine.

        Link got through because of his green Kokiri tunic
        Just like how Goron Tunic and Zora Tunic had effects in their own areas, so does the Kokiri Tunic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >possesses the triforce of courage
      >not afraid of some trees
      Makes sense. Also, needing to have a fairy to safely traverse the lost woods is probably just a ghost story to keep people out. Happy mask salesman managed to get through and other Links have gotten through their games' versions of them. The hero of time probably realized this and knew he'd be fine.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Nora Kisaragi

    Saria's purpose is to put you on the Path to the parallel world in ocarina

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Navi
    >Navigator

    WOAH NINTENDO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tatl
      >Tael
      >TaelTatl
      ???????

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why the FRICK was Link canonically friendzoned by Saria
    The kokiri are eternally children. They don't go through puberty. They don't sexually reproduce. They don't feel sexual attraction. But they can however live forever.
    Saria telling Link would that she would forever be his friend, was Saria essentially Saria telling Link she loved him. And if Link had, and was able to respond in kind, it would have likely the closest thing the kokiri have to marriage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't feel sexual attraction
      >"Oh...I see... Saria won't ever come back... But...I...I made a promise to Saria... If Link came back, I would be sure to tell him that Saria had been waiting for him... Because Saria...really... liked..."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And because Saria...really... liked... Link, you take that as proof of her feeling sexual attraction and her body growing aroused in the presence of Link?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That is an indicator of a romantic attraction and romantic attachments usually mean sexual ones by proxy, yes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Toddlers can also grow attached to people and really like them. Doesn't mean it's sex they desire.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Toddlers also do not bear romantic feelings towards an individual. What the frick is your point?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you convinced Saria's love was romantic and not platonic?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because you don't just "really like" someone platonically, especially when you were already her best friend and everyone knew it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                jesus christ dude, yes you do.
                Are you a woman?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No you don't moron, it's like you have no concept of childhood crushes. No wonder you're here making half assed arguments for attention.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                there is never any hint it is romantic.
                you are a fricking woman who doesn't realize people can form deep bonds without wanting sex.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              toddlers are very sexual beings, don't you know?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she fricking died bro

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can’t be together anymore. Not only is Saria a different race, she’s a fricking ghost.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out Ghost Blowjobs aren't a thing

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    link already had a wife lined up for him in the game

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because she's both a Kokiri and thus eternally a child, and also because she's dead. The Sages who advanced into their temples were slain by the bosses, and you free their spirits from capture. Look at Darunia, he went into a boss fight against Volvagia, a dragon known for eating Gorons. By the time you catch up, Darunia is nowhere to be found, and Volvagia's alive and well.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Navi sisters WE FRICKING WON

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then Tatl too. Fairies just can't resist him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that the Fairy Queen in WW says the Hero of Wind is her type
        Where did she establish a type from?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her progenitor.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link canonically fricked the fish

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even if Saria wanted to stay with Link, it'd never work.
    As a Kokiri, an eternal child of nature, Saria can't leave the forest, thus Link would be required to stay in the forest to be with her. Link, who will no longer be accompanied by Navi nor have the protection of destiny, would eventually lose the blessings that prevent him from meeting misfortune through the forest's curse, and most of the Kokiri weren't exactly keen on keeping Link around for longer than they had to since they understood the only reason he was kept alive and raised as a Kokiri was because the Deku Tree foresaw his place in the fate of Hyrule (which included the forest), thus for a few measly years of their eternal lives, they'd have to put up with him until his time came to leave and eventually never return.
    Some part of Link definitely understood this too, it's why he basically immediately went searching for Navi once her duty was complete and she took leave.
    And wouldn't you know it, that's how he got roped into everything surrounding Majora's Mask, a story that starts with Link traversing the Lost Woods without the guidance of a fairy or the protection of his destiny.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But the events of Majora's Mask aren't really a misfortune. He saves Termina and improves the lives of essentially everyone there and the experience also helps him to accept Navi's departure. Link stumbling upon the Skull Kid was ultimately a good thing.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They barely had any interactions before this point. It's no wonder you get shit like people who think they're being cucked by their favorite gacha character these days if this is how you see romance

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They barely had any interactions before this point.
      Are you moronic?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks Navi

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZeLink troony fricked off and made his own thread
    lol lmao

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the other way around. Saria wanted that Link dick BAD but he was too busy saving the world.

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